#timkon hcs

[red-replacement]

hcing kon as dyslexic bc he calls tim "wonder boy" instead of "boy wonder" and i believe he read it wrong once and didn't want to admit it so just stuck with the bit

kon: oh where's my wonder boy!

tim: did you mean "boy wonder"?

kon, glancing over at the article he saw calling tim that seeing it does in fact say "boy wonder":

kon: no

[wondersinwaynemanor]

imagine the brooding, intimidating Batman fighting criminals in the street when he hears this special ringtone in the comms and they're for specific people: his grandkids.

he has to hide in the shadows and goes Grandpa mode, clears his throat and coos lovingly to the comms to talk them.

Nightwing: Oh, he's cooing again.

Red Hood: Lian must have called and asked for more fruit loops.

or

Spoiler: B's doing that baby voice again, it's kinda creepy.

Red Robin: My baby must have dialed, he likes his grandpa's voice.

The rest of the batkids: WHAT BABY?????

Superboy: Our baby.

the batkids curse in different languages, confused and shocked.

***

when some of the rogues or criminals hear Batman in his Grandpa mode, they think he's gone soft.

nope. he's more determined, more restless, more protective, so he won't stop unless they're in Akrham or in jail.

but it's worth it when he comes home to little kids, who are excited to see him.

[carmelitacreep]

Ok, so, you know that a lot of the times Lex (when he HAD hair) is a red head, or at least was.

Now, Kon is like and half Clone, because he's got bot Superman and Lex Luthor DNA, so technically he got the redhead gene.

After this premesis let's talk about Tim clone problem and Timkon clone baby. So Tim mixed his DNA with the one of Kon and ended up in a baby. Usually in fics the baby ends up resembling Tim or Kon or both of them, so with Black hair and blue eyes and all, what if the baby ended up resembling both Lex and Janet Drake, so with Lex red hair and Janet eyes, and for face a mixture of both Kon and Tim?

What if the Timkon clone baby was a redhead?

[inkrats]

the girls are fightingg

(Script below the cut)

Kon : Jeez…don’t get your scaly panties in a twist

Tim: Excuse Me?

[finny-again]

*pulls up a chair, sits down*

As I am still in timkon hell, I have decided to take a jab at another popular au for them, the clone baby au.

And boy do I have ideas:

First off, the idea is Tim tried to clone Kon like 99 times and on the 100th try it failed again, so he had this wild idea to combine some of his DNA with Kon's. He like left some variables undecided like gender, and such. Cue the clone baby.

She's a perfect blend of the two, having Kon's skin tone and wavy-curly black locks. She has Tim's eyes and though still young she's definitely going to have Tim's features when she's older. She's perfect.

He names her Nova, Nova Drake. (Later on a common nickname he gives her is Supernova, which I think is flippin' adorable)

And then realization sets in and he's like, "ah fuckkkk." Because he just made a baby with his own DNA mixed with Kon's and he's like barely an adult and now he's responsible for a tiny being that he literally created.

At this point in time he's not Robin, Batman is "dead", but Tim knows he is alive (we will come back to that point later) andddd he's basically jobless.

So he like, panics and calls Cass. Cass is there so fast. She even brings Steph, and for once, Steph stays quiet. They just, sit down and tell him it's going to be okay.

In this au Kon comes back a few years later, probably around the time Nova is 4-ish. Things have, healed up with Tim and his relationship with the Batfam.

Nobody knows his secret identity, it's better that way so he can keep Nova a secret from the rest of the supers. The only people who know are the Batfam, who literally adore Nova to pieces. She is the little lady of the house and is treated as such.

Alfred takes care of Nova when Tim has to be Red Robin. And Barbara even steps in to help too at times.

Steph, Barbara and Cass are the best aunts. And Dick, Jason and Damian fight over who's her favourite uncle. Duke just smiles cause Nova said it was him while he was playing with her one time and told him not to tell the others because it'd make them sad.

Bruce is overwhelmed at first, cause holy shit Tim you did what and now there's a baby made with not only your DNA, but your dead best friends' too? He's a little stressed, but eventually gets over it and begins to treat her like his own granddaughter. He definitely spoils the crap outta her.

Nova starts to exhibit signs of Kryptonian powers, the most notable being Kon's tactile kinesis.

Nova once asked her daddy where her other parent was. Tim explained he had gone away to somewhere they couldn't follow. Nova, though unhappy at the answer, accepted it and just never asked again. She's definitely starting to also exhibit Tim's genius level intellect.

Anyways, Kon comes back. It's unexpected. Tim isn't prepared for it because a) he made peace with Kon being dead, and b) he literally saw him die. Turns out, he wasn't. And whomever finds Kon alive just shows everybody at the watchtower and Tim literally almost has a panic attack right then there. He's able to get out of there, although with a flimsy excuse which nobody buys.

He makes it back to the manor where he is found by Dick, curled up underneath the computer desk in the Batcave. Dick walks him through his panic attack, and then Tim explains what happened.

And that's as far as I've gotten but this was inspired by the fact that I was like, Tim and Kon are so girl dad coded it HURTS ME. Also, the whole timeline/universe is just a jumble of things I picked that I figured would fit in with my idea. So yeah. Remember kids, DC stands for, "Disregard Canon", and will run with that until the day I die.

[spacespacespace]

Batman, staring at kon as he flies past: >:[

Kon: …what?

Batman: Stop dating my son. Get out of my city.

Kon: …uh… no? *keeps on flying*

Batman: >:c

This is at least a weekly occurrence

[thenyoumightaswellwrestleangels]

There is a weight in this heart of mine (and it leaves space for nothing else)

and I will do the best I can, with the little that I know - series masterlist here

pairing: tim drake x reader (gn) x conner kent (no use of y/n)

length: 1.5k

genre: fluff, comfort

warnings: plot lol, intrigue suspense, not a lot don't get too excited, anyway sometimes there are things in the past that you don't want to drag up, and the people you love just get it

a/n: yippie a fic sdfghjkl;

"Is he asleep?" Kon's voice, quiet in a hushed sort of way, still feels a bit too loud in the apartment. The movie on the television is turned down so low that it's almost silent, and there's only the constant, dull rumble of the city outside to really fill the space.

"Yea," you respond in your own whisper, eyeing the way that Tim sits slumped over against the arm of the couch, his shoulders rising and falling in gentle breaths. 

"Should we wake him up? That can't be comfortable," Kon prompts, concern tugging at his features as you glance at him fondly. 

"No, let him sleep - god knows he doesn't get enough. If he's still out by the time the movie's over, we can wake him," you say softly, reaching to tug the blanket ever so gently across Tim's lap. You think that's it - that's the end of this, and you wait for a hushed silence to wrap back around you as you focus your attention back on the television. But Kon's staring at you still, and it makes you glance at him with fond confusion.

"What?"

"I'm just wondering, is all," he muses quietly. You cock your head to the side.

"Anything you want to share with the class?"

"…I don't think I'm the one who has something to share," he says cautiously, and you narrow your eyes at him.

"Who does, then?" you counter, and Kon trails his fingers up and down your arm where he has his own slung across the back of the couch in a soothing sort of way.

"I'm just saying," he begins carefully, like he knows that he's stepping into something unsure - like he knows that this is something different. "That… if something was bothering you, you could tell us. And maybe we could help you."

"There's nothing I need help with," you say with a frown, a bit caught off guard by it all - caught unawares by the feeling of being backed into a corner in the comfort of your own home.

"I know you don't need help, babe," Kon snorts, earns a gentle shush from you as Tim mumbles in his sleep and buries himself further under the blanket. "But you can still… You can want things you don't need. You can say yes to things you don't need."

"No, I - I know that," you say with a sigh, squeezing Kon's thigh gently in what you hope is a comforting sort of gesture, although you're not sure which one of you it's really supposed to be for. "I mean, I don't… there's nothing going on. There's nothing right now to help with. I don't know what you think's happening."

"I don't think anything," he insists, raising his hands up in surrender. "You just… I dunno, you seem like something's been on your mind lately."

"I've just been busy," you counter.

"Right, with S.T.A.R. Labs," he says dryly. You sigh.

"Kon…"

"I know, I know," he begins. "I just… I don't like the idea of them poking and prodding at you like that."

"There's really not a lot of either. It's just scans and tests and… it's just science," you explain, a tired subject that the two of you have circled time and time again. "That's what S.T.A.R. Labs does. They figure out metas like me - and you. It's all voluntary."

"I just… don't want anything bad to happen to you," Kon says, a gentleness in his voice that makes you soften.

"Bad things are always going to happen. But not there - and not here. Ok?" He hums at your words, a reluctant sort of agreement as the credits of whatever film you'd had on begin to roll across the television screen. You blink at the sight, glance over toward Tim's still-sleeping figure.

"We should take him to bed," you murmur, and Kon pats your thigh reassuringly before standing up. 

"I got him," he says. It's incredible, you think, how much gentleness he's able to put into those hands of his. It's a wonder, you believe, that he has it in him despite the anger that he was grown with.

You go ahead," you offer quietly. "I'll… I'm gonna clean up out here first. I'll come to bed later." He sort of doesn't believe you - you know he doesn't, you can see it in the hesitant turn of his body. But Tim murmurs something in his sleep, tilting his head further into Kon's shoulder, and the weight he's currently carrying wins out against the weight that he's trying to make space for. 

You suppose, in the silence of your home after the two of them disappear down the hallway, that that's the way it always goes.

It's several hours later that Tim slides open the balcony door quietly and narrows his eyes at the way you sit lazily on the bench out there.

"You never came to bed," he says pointedly, a gentle sort of accusation in his tone. You stiffen as if it were much more hateful than it really is.

"I'm just not tired, Timmy. You should still be asleep."

"Well, I fell asleep on the couch like an 80-year-old, so I'm kinda wired now," he points out, sitting next to you and settling in. 

"And Kon?" you ask.

"Snoring," he offers. You can't help but roll your eyes at that, affection making its home in your ribcage at the thought. Somewhere beneath the two of you, a couple wanders down the sidewalk and their laughter floats up in the breeze toward your balcony. Tim's watching you, you know, eyeing you in a way that makes you want ot shift and hide away. But you stay steady - sturdy under the weight of it, under the decision not to buckle.

"Do you want to talk about it?" he offers finally, an olive branch of sorts. You fix him with a look.

"About what?"

"Whatever it is you've been so worried about lately." There's nothing firm in his voice, no push or demand. It's just love, soft and constant and steady. You sniff indignantly.

"I don't know why you two think there's something going on. I'm not keeping any secrets," you insist, digging your heels in. Tim's eyes narrow just a bit.

"I didn't say you were," he says, and it feels a bit like getting caught in a web. "But if you are… You don't have to." You look away from him, then, as if you could run away from it all somehow - as if you could untangle yourself from the love that you now call home. Tim sits patiently through it all, his arm slung over the back of the bench as he stares out at the sprawling streets of Metropolis below.

"Do you think, um…" you trail off, biting the inside of your cheek as you stumble over it all.

"Sometimes, yea," he offers. Your scathing look does nothing but make him laugh.

"Do you think people can change?" you blurt out, and his laughter dies down as he glances at you, concern flitting over his features. 

"Sometimes," he says hesitantly.

"You're lying," you call out instantly. He stays quiet for a minute, his lips pressed together as he looks up toward the empty sky, the stars blocked out by the shining lights of the city.

"Not really," he admits. "I sort of think we're stuck with whatever we came into this world as. A lot of us try to run away from it, I guess. But you can't… I don't know," Tim trails off, and the hardened look that passes over his face reminds you, in a guilty sort of way, of the face that Batman always wears when he feels the weight of the world.

"Yea," you agree in a murmur, something dull and weighty settling in your chest, taking root in your heart. "I guess none of us really get away from it in the end." Tim looks at you, then - a startled sort of guilt making itself known in his expression. 

"Love, I -"

"It's ok -"

No," he says firmly. "I just… whatever this is that you're dragging around, I - you've gotta tell someone. I hope it's us… I want it to be us. But if it's no one, then -" he cuts himself off, then, so painfully aware of when he's pushing too much. Your shoulders bunch as you look away from him, staring out toward the endless sky, instead.

"There's nothing going on that I can't handle," you say firmly.

"Ok," he says gently, a kindness in his voice that you're not sure belongs there. "But when you realize you're wrong… let me know."

"And until then?" you ask quietly. He just shrugs, squeezing his arm around your shoulders.

"Just this," he offers. "Always this." There's a patience in him, you think, that you don't deserve - a love in both of them that feels out of place. But it's constant, steady and reliable as Tim runs his fingers up and down your arm, and you think that maybe, for now, you can believe in promises like always.

[rinstering]

Unironically i feel like Batman by The Front Bottoms is such a good Tim coded song. I already subscribe to the hc that he’s a skater esk midwest emo type of guy, this just brings it all together

[puppiesandnightlock]

supers calling their significant others sun themed pet names bc they are their life and their source of strength has got me on the floor dying of fluffy overload

Whatever ik ppl say this all the time but its so adorable

[sirengmg]

Batfam meets Bernard (The cat)

NOT TIMBERN!!! Btw, timkon, actually

okay so i just had this fic idea, that im like very unlikely to ever get around to writing but I thought it was too good not to post anywhere, so, here it is

Tim meets Bernard on the streets, hes a pale shorthair cat probably with some ginger genes in him, but hes cute, too boney and definitely in need of a home, and Tim is lowk sad, and lonely, and not in the best place and a little bit of Cat can't hurt, so he takes Bernard in, but he doesnt freaking tell anyone.

Well, he does, but like, in the worst possible way (Its mostly not his fault, he has no idea how to take care of pets and keeps treating Bernard like an actual person)

Dick, calling Tim for a weekly checkup: Hey Tim! Just wanted to check up on you, whatre you doing right now? Tim: Hi Dick, uhh, not much, just working a case and helping Bernard settle in Dick: Bernard? Who's that? Tim: Bernard? He's my roommate, i uh i found him on the streets and. like. took him in. Dick: What!??? You got a roommate!???? Have you told anyone else? Did you even ask??? Tim: Why would I have to ask?? Its my apartment???? No I haven't told anyone---It's my business, Dick. Dick: You should at least tell Bruce, if its a liability Bruce should know Tim: What in the world are you talking about??? Nevermind, I don't have time for this, I'll be at Sunday Breakfast i'll see you there

At Sunday dinner Tim is covered in cat fur, Steph and Bruce are tearing up from allergies, Dick keeps eyeing Tim suspiciously, Alfred and Cass already understand exactly what's happening(But don't feel the need to inform), Damian keeps asking about cats and Jason is predictably absent

Surprisingly, its Jason who learns next

Jason, breaking into Tim's apartment at like three in the morning with a bullet wound and probably delirious with blood loss: Hey why does this place seem more lived in Tim: What the fuck are you doing here! Actually, nevermind, be quiet! You'll wake up Bernard! Jason: Who the fuck is Bernard? You fucking someone? Tim: What!? No! Bernard is my roommate, and asleep! In the guest room! So be quiet! Jason, bewildered and slightly proud: Damn, replacement, didn't know you had it in you

And then Tim starts dating Kon, and everything gets inexplicably worse

Tim, abt to leave the batcave: Hey I can't do Steph's route tonight I have a date Dick, freaking out: What!?!?!?!?? My little brother! No!!! Jason, incredibly proud: I knew it! You're my new favorite brother Damian, who know's its Kon, and already knew of his brothers feelings: Finally, I assume he asked you? Tim, embarrased, thinking literally everyone knew about his thing for Kon way before Tim even knew it himself: yeah... Surprised me with flowers and everything. Damian, ominously: I expect no less. Tim: Don't look like that. You're not giving him a shovel talk, Damian. Dick: Seriously!? You knew before I did!!????? Jason: Wait, Demon Brat knew?? Damian, rolling his eyes: Tim was very obvious, it is not my fault you both are oblivious.

Tim, Jason and Dick are very confused, all for different reasons

And then, Bruce finds out.

Tim, calling Bruce for WE related things: Ugh, yeah, just that and then this stupid vase. Bernard knocked it over last week, I'm this close to making him pay for it getting fixed. Bruce: Bernard? Tim, are you living with someone? Tim, oblivious: What? Yeah? Bernard, he's my roommate, we've been living together for a few months or so, now. You didn't know? Bruce, concerned: Tim... is this--- is this you coming out to me? Tim, incredibly confused: What? How---I mean, yeah I'm uh bisexual, but. that was not--- Bruce: Its okay, we'll all still love you, either way, I want you to feel safe around me, but, um, are you sure hes safe? Tim: What? Bruce, yes, of course he's safe, why are you asking?? Are you okay? Bruce: yes? I'm okay, are you? Tim: Yes????

And it comes to a peak when Jason admits he broke into Tim's house and was shushed to not wake up Bernard, and Dick says he knew Bernard was Tim's roomate, but none of them had meet him yet, and Bruce is also very curious about Tim's roommate/potential romantic partner that literally none of them have ever met, so they sort of stage an intervention, they plan on going to Tim's apartment and meeting this Bernard, whether Tim likes it or not because theyre scared for their little brother/son

But before they can do that, Tim brings over Kon.

Its a quiet sunday, weekly sunday breakfast where all the family gets together, and Tim is oddly late, since he's usually one of the most accurate people with time and deadlines and dates and stuff, when he bursts in with someone behind him

Tim, mildly out of breath, hair wind blown: Hi! This is my boyfriend, Connor! Alfred, who already knew and is ushering them to the table: Welcome, Master Tim, Mister Kent, right this way Jason, Dick and Bruce very confused and even more concerned Dick, whispering to Jason: Connor? I thought... Jason, whispering back: Yeah... me too... Cass greets him in sign language and Damian just sneers Bruce, with a raised eyebrow: Connor Kent? Hm... Tim, how is Bernard doing? Tim, unfazed: Bernard? He's fine, still at home. Probably breaking something, actually. Connor snorts: Yeah, probably, you know how he gets when you're not there. Bruce, Jason and Dick now under the impression that they are in a polyamorous relationship: Ah. Bruce, still kind of concerned: Okay, well, it's great to have you, Connor.

So its completely fine for like a week, and then Stephanie breaks into his apartment and finds Bernard, curled up on the pristine white couch and making the apartment look less empty

Tim isn't there, so she freaks out in the group chat instead

Steph: OH MY GOD, TIM HAS A CAT!???? [Image of Bernard on the ocuch] Dick: TIM HAS A CAT???? Damian: Of course, what is his name? Tim: why the hell are you in my house Tim: His names Bernard, i thought you knew??? Jason: THATS BERNARD!???? Dick: Oh my god I thought you were DATING HIM Bruce: 😮 Tim: WHAT Tim: IVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT HIM AND YOU JUST ASSUMED I WAS DATING HIM??? IM LITERALLY DAYING CONNOR Jason: WE THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP???? Tim: Omg im surrounded by idiots Cass: Happy for you brother 😁❤ Tim: nvm cass is the only good one Steph: WHAT ABT ME??? Tim: Only cass. Tim: and alfie Alfred: Thank you, Master Tim

[magenta-somethings]

theres three wolves inside me. the first thinks kon is the coffee drinker in the timkon relationship (while tim's caffeine-fix of choice is energy drinks). the second thinks they're both the coffee drinkers and when you go over to their place you'll find 3-5 different coffee machines on the counter, and also just a full-on cafe set-up for when kon has the time & energy. the third thinks they're both coffee drinkers but tim Does Not Care about the coffee, only the caffeine, and this is a source of conflict because kon very much Does Care about the coffee and dies a little inside every time he has to so much as smell tim's shitty instant coffee.

(panel from superboy (1994), issue #83)

[yufynn]

thinking timkon clone baby brainrot again, vry generic start about how inspite of kon’s original thoughts on tim making a clone of him, when he sees the baby , he has clarity and immediately loves him.

okay, but kon taking the baby out on excursions w tim n introducing the baby to every little thing, like how new parents do. showing the baby all of the wonderful things he wished he was introduced to when he first left. like the feeling of sand between your toes, chasing waves, or just looking at fish in the aquarium or animals at the zoo.

his eyes has small lines whenever the baby babbles or cackles showing interest in the thing that kon shows. kon falls in love w fatherhood but he is still so new to everything. it’s tim who soothes the baby, puts sunscreen on, makes sure the baby is wearing a hat, he trails behind kon’s excitement but ofc that doesn’t mean he doesn’t share the same happiness. it was rlly difficult originally now but he is happy to have his baby and Kon at the same times

tdlr: new dad kon gets overly excited to show baby new things and tim is just glad to see them both together having a ball of a time, sometimes reminding kon to give the baby a break from the excitement or watching out of the baby generally speaking.

[mamawasatesttube]

hmmm... halfbaked thought percolating in my mind but i gotta say. sometimes i do get kinda skeeved out when people do genderfluid tim wrt timkon while leaving kon as just a generic cis guy. like obviously i love timkon and i love trans tims!!! but sometimes i just go are we sure we're not just slapping on a trans label in order to put the shorter, physically weaker, (and often drawn paler) guy in a dress so he can be The Girl in the relationship? like are we sure this is actually about being trans and not just about gender roles again? and like obviously i cant say every single genderfluid tim wrt timkon post is doing this specifically but it does sometimes make me go eeehhhh... (a lot of the way fandom treats trans guys in general as women lite™ is this same way tbh.) sigh...

[carmelitacreep]

An headcanon that I have about the Batboys:

Jason and Dick have a thing for redheads, and this is true both in fanon and canon,

some of Jason love interest in canon are: Barbara (yes, for some reason that is canon in some dc universe) and Artemis (the Amazon from outlaws). And in fanon: Roy and Koriand'r All of them are redheads

now Dick, in canon: Koriand'r and Barbara (again). In fanon: Wally Still, all of them redheads

so yeah, the first to robins have a thing for redheads, but the third and fourth (beacuse Steph is more like robin 3.5) have a thing for Kryptonians... let me explain

romantically in fandom, and in frienship in canon, Tim has Kon, and Damian has Jon and the fact that dc gave Jon a boyfriend, and the same goes to Tim, but that boyfriend isn't their bat/supes counterpart...

so yeah, this is my headcanon do what you want with it

[pastillcs]

tim drake hcs

SO. i'm making a fic. timkon. cries.

there's sooooo much discourse everywhere about tim's characterization, and from what i've gathered, his fanon and canon interpretations are incredibly polarizing to fans. i'd love to grab ur guys' hcs for the fics i'm writing, since i want them to be appreciated by as wide of an audience as i can T^T here are some of mine !!

tim struggles with insomnia. fluctuates from mild and severe, but certainly isn't helped by his occasional caffeine intake.

he is NOT addicted to caffeine- but indulges in it sometimes when there's a case that's particularly tough to crack. not an addiction though.

i do see him as a recovering nicotine consumer. it used to help him cope with the sting of loneliness. doesn't anymore, as the looming threat of lung problems would probably throw a wrench into his vigilantism.

alcohol he consumes when needed for socialization, but otherwise stays off. he says it dulls his intellect. not a very big fan.

is smug menace, and is mostly unapologetic about it. he's the type to live by FAFO.

looks eerily similar to cassandra; build, height, and mannerisms wise. he's obviously less stealthy, but is still comparable.

and more !! please please add ur own, i'd love to read them ! i'll probably be on the lookout for prompts over on tiktok if i ever scroll past the increasingly rare amount of timkon content T^T excited to be here !!

[oh23]

can i say timkon or will u guys shoot me for it