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its just me, the elder god in my head, and our very whimsical, preppy, girlypop skull from a 13th century zombie against the world 🥰🥰🥰

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everyone in my household is hyperfixating on the same show. and we are all at different points. so i walk into my hosuehold and there are four different screens all playing merlin, and i am opening my phone to get another one going

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oh. ok.

so he's gonna fucking pull some "i saved tiktok" bullshit. When he kinda, yknow, started this. fuck. this fucking book burning country man.

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"this quick and easy breakfast only took me 30 minutes" GIRL 30 MINUTES??? HALF THE TIME I WAKE UP 30 MINUTES BEFORE I HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE THAT IS NOT A "quick breakfast!"!!!!!

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im sorry, they BITE NOW???

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guys im winning dnd (my friends are having fun with me dm-ing :D )

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the Make Some Noise intro music is so fucking bangin every time i hear it i do a little jazzy jig 🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃

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this most recent statement is further testament to the theories my little brain has cooked up (most likely being super obvious things that everyone probably already knows about and has agreed upon but im not particularly perceptive)

but just the fact that if we are going with alternate universe theory where this is the universe that all the fears (plus celia and the homos in the ‘puter) got sucked to after the eyepocalypse, then it further solidifies the belief that its not new fears or anything, but that they are more interwoven now.

the eyepocalypse was only able to happen because in tma the fears- no matter how hard they try to define themselves specifically- are inextricably interwoven. the ritual of the dark fails not because of any intervention, but because it cannot exist on its own. every statement/case in tmagp has elements of more than one core fear. whether its the corruption and the flesh, the spiral and the lonely, or like this time around where it was many more than just two, there is never a case of just one fear. they are all stuck here now, but stuck together as one. one unholy conglomerate of all the fear in the world.

will they ever be separated again? what would happen if so? are we gonna have more multi-classing avatars? how do avatars really work in this universe? what happened to the tma universe??? what about thr avatars there?????

i have too many questionsssssss

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Types of cleaning with ADHD

Ooh I didnt know i still had that (nostalgia for hours, no cleaning done, actually now all my pokemon cards are out all over the floor?)

ok time to clean! (does everything except clean)

throw it away throw it away throw everything away everything in the garbage

what if i… reorganize my entire room… and leave it messier than when i started because i lost motivation…

i NEED to CLEAN EVERYTHING it needs to be SPOTLESS i will spend ALL DAY CLEANING (i have some other pressing task that is not cleaning)

its still cleaning if i just put stuff in piles right?

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you ever just watch a tv show and there is a scene so overwhelmingly full of awkwardness and second hand embarrassment that you have to just,,, stop for a moment. like dude, come on. this is making me have to take my glasses off i couldnt possibly handle your lack of charisma in HD

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reminder that its ok to still feel bad about that bad thing that happened. even if you've "processed" it, or "moved on" or "learned from your mistakes", youre still allowed to feel bad. youre still allowed to regret, to feel, to cry. just because these feelings are old does not mean they are false or worthless. let yourself feel about the past. you dont have to "get over it". its okay.

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GIRL YOU SAID YOU'D BE ALRIGHT BUT YOUR LEITMOTIF IS REPRISING??? IN A MINOR KEY?? GIRL PLS RESPOND

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what am i supposed to do now. find another book to read???? wack

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yknow maybe i could focus on reading articles for school if they were dramatically read by jonathan sims

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get this dude out of the oval office and into a nursing home already jeez

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do yall ever make up AUs with your irl friends or are me and my friends just weird? like what if we were in situations together? wouldnt that be so great? AU where we all have superpowers. AU where i dont have allergies. AU where we are all little cats. i could go on.