#trash thoughts

[nervous-trash]

"yo, you like mouthwashing? Who's your favo—"

Polle

"w-what"

SILLY CAPITALIST CARTOON HORSE

[solar-satan]

OK so, stay with me on this one,,,, what if vampires had like a lamprey thing going on?

Like that but that's how vampires worked, just imagine

[misinterpreted-alphabet-soup]

How soon we forget the penguin kamasutra scene from Happy Feet

[stumpyshocky]

Idk I just think Kathy Ireland's character and the patch evil woman would be girlfriends in Alien from LA

[deathcupcake]

Gingerbread = best cookie ever

[kendyroy]

Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

[happyroadkillart]

[nervous-trash]

oh

[theinternationaltrashfire]

I am bitterly amused by a whole lot of centrists and people with a slight left leaning tilt that are currently discovering how bad things are and that they might, possibly, sometime in the not too distant future have to face one tiny consequence of said badness screaming about not splitting the vote in an upcoming election or that voting is important. And how important it is that we vote for this "not at all left leaning party who is just as ableist, transphobic, and racist" as this openly right-wing fascist party, because the not-at-all-left-leaning party have manners and genocide is acceptable but only if you're polite about it.

Not to mention that if you tell them that you will not they'll jump straight to calling you slurs or hurling threats at you. It would be hilarious if it weren't so tragic and these people not so very dangerous. Like my condolences on realizing that we're all in the same boat but I'm not about to let you throw me overboard so you can be comfortable for a few years more.

[clownowo]

Though I'm pro-Asgore+Toriel divorce, I think Spamtenna should undivorce. They should make up and have a fucked up little relationship.

But Asgore needs to be terminally divorced forever (or just steal Carol's husband that's fine too)

Bonus Mettaton experiencing the consequences of his new TV rekindling its relationship with the embodiment of spam emails:

[jinxie-117]

i really like and connect with utena because she operates under the belief that she is immune from being a victim.

she believes that her bold and brash attitude and her boyish presentation innately protects her from being targeted by predatory men, and that if she or someone that she loves is being preyed on, she would immediately notice it and shut it down.

but when it comes down to it, she doesn't notice the abuse enacted on her or anthy, who she perpetually swears to protect, because she thinks it's something that couldn't happen to her or her friends, just so long as it's under her watch. however, in reality, she is just as vulnerable as anyone else, even viewing akio as a romantic pursuit that she has to compete with anthy for at points, rather than the actual groomer that he is.

i think it's such a realistic portrayal of what is a pretty common mindset amongst young girls, especially those who are more outspoken than others. it's really tragic and delightful and i love seeing victims that aren't just the soft, wishy-washy ideal the media likes to project on victims, painting them as helpless in the hands of an abuser.

it really emphasises how manipulative and normalised these kinds of societal constructs and experiences are, how they might be happening around you, to your friends, to you, how you might not even realise it - because people feed to you an idea of a perfect victim, of the kind of person a victim should be, and you think "no, that couldn't be me," all while those same things wear you right down, and you're still thinking you're the one in control.

[lanawinterscigarettes]

They'll serve cunt before they'll ever serve anybody at that damn bar smh

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s trying to film a Tiktok showing off what he thinks is the best Chinese food in Chicago but has to stop because he’s getting the most judgmental look from Steve so… “What? What’s that look?”

Steve: What are you doing? You don’t know anything about good food.

Eddie: Yes, I do. I’m a foodie.

Steve: No, you’re not. Your favorite food is pizza rolls. Cooked in the microwave.

Eddie:

Steve: I watched you eat Ramen out of the trash once.

[deathcupcake]

I am trying very hard not to be a Lucanis Dellamorte DATV tumblr

I am failing

[harlotstarlet777]

men will never understand what it’s like to be the coquette, lana del rey, girl interrupted, winter, nicole dollanganger, nyc, gia, black coffee, slavic doll, y2k, nancy spungen, cherries, vintage, ultraviolence, sofia coppola, black cat, 90s, punk rock, dollette, priscilla presley, cigarettes, kurt & courtney, tumblr, skins uk, blush pink, mazzy star, autumn, ripped tights, lizzy grant, vanilla, poetry, black mini skirts, fiona apple, snejana onopka, dark red, pinterest, her0in chic, pll, trash magic, teenage daughter

[digenerate-trash]

I know if clove gets high he's be so scared for real. Like not only is he smoking plant but also his pussy is bald-