#trash-number-one

[snowball-doie]

Possessive bf hendery who buys a complimentary cologne to your perfume so he can wear your scent on him all day😩😩

He catches you talking in depth with Haechan one day about perfumes and scents ‘cause your perfume caught Hyuck’s attention. And Hendery is so fucking confused how the two of you can go on and on about scents for hoursssss 😭 Eventually he decides to shoot Haechan a message a couple days later, asking for help finding a cologne that will compliment your perfume. Haechan’s got LINKS on hand 🤣 He’s got all kinds of options with descriptions and explanations about why they’d be good choices. Hendery picks one, and he surprised you when he sees you the following evening. “You smell good,” you tell him with a smile. He grins back confidentially, “Yeah, saw some cologne at the mall and just decided randomly to buy it.”

“I TOLD HIM TO BUY IT!!!!”

Hendery’s the type to not like matchy-couple things for the reasons they’re marketed for. No, he’s the type to participate in matching with you for the shits and giggles. But this. This is noticeable to everyone, every day, everywhere you go. And that makes him happy because everyone knows that you’re together, that you’re his.

[rikupid]

This is u rn

THIS IS LITERALLY ME HELP. like when i tell u guys i have so many thoughts and ideas that i wanna write but they just sit in my drafts.. like someone needs to yell at me to release them to the public

spitroasting with nomin. kissing haechan’s moles. riding jeno’s thigh. cockwarming mark in the studio. more sub haechan content that’s in the works. LIKE THE LIST GOES ON AND ON THATS NOT EVEN HALF.

please someone hear me out with these like I NEED TO PUT THESE THOUGHTS SOMEWHERE.. expect 20 million hard hours dropping soon sorry to the jaemin fic that i’m supposed to be writing😞

[jenosbigtoe]

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oh so he’s 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂…

[e-vay]

He got hung up on those words and didn't bother reading the rest of the sentence.

[phanchester]

phil really making it clear he is obsessed with sister daniel. yes of COURSE he recognises her when it's a blurry picture. yes HE was the one who asked for sister daniel during the baking the video. yes he got all flustered seeing her in person. yes she is making him feel things. yes he will go through dan's replies and like a sister daniel tweet. he is making it clear for all of us that no matter how much we love sister daniel HE is the number one fan. we can never be on his level

[yall-it-me]

"shut up and get married already" and "i feel like this whole game is a personal attack on dan and phil" being about 30 seconds apart is actually diabolical

[redbootsindoriath]

An old drawing of the Amrod and Amras. I stopped working on it because I didn't like how the horses were looking but I think it still is an interesting concept and maybe someday I'll revisit it.

[snowball-doie]

I'm in need of more fox hybrid renjun👉🥺👈

i literally sent leslie a vide of a sassy fox this morning who was reluctantly accepting pets, and i said it was renjun bahahahahahaaha-- NO ONE UNDERSTANDS FOX!RENJUN LIKE I DO OK

the tail. the ears. the soft hair. getting all excited when you come home, jumping on you 'cause he can't contain his excitement, that big smile that goes ear to ear and his eyes scrunch up, the way he just plops when he's getting pets 'cause it feels so good (especially in that sweet spot at the base of his ears mhm mm), the way he curls up and hides his nose under his tail (or you know those big cats that use their tail to keep their paws warm after walking in the snow, renjun would do that just cuz he's bored), MAKING BUSCUITS ALL THE TIME LIKE A CAT WOULD OMFG, throwing a tantrum when he doesn't have your complete attention 24/7, whining when trying to get your attention, playing hide and seek all the time because he can hide under the bed or in drawers or in a dark corner of a closet............................... the cuteness aggression.... my eye is twitching, i need to stop

[jenosbigtoe]

Daddy

he knew i like em in glasses

(i still think it’s a travesty jeno got lasik when he was 20 😞😞)

[mintypsii]

curiosity killed the cat ‼️ note to self: next time throw undelivered love letters into the sea

[nebulaedaniel]

“what did phil lester get detention for” we’ve been over this, are you even phil trash number one

[biscuit-munchies]

quick break from artfight to post some jimmy z

[saoirseserenade]

My Random Hydra Member HCs

Cause I’m delusional and make stories with them and Bucky cause I’m one again, delusional.

Tw: for abuse, cannibalism, ableism, dddne content in general

Hauer is a cannibal and eats Bucky’s arm. He also likes watching ppl kill cause it gets him excited. But even so, he carries himself as generally very relaxed. (I wrote a drabble with this I should republish it?)

They definitely all say ableist slurs. Cause they’re all horrible people obviously. (Reminder to PLS TAG the slurs u use omg so many times I go into a fic and the r slur or somethin was dropped and not tagged..) (I don’t write the slurs out btw i jst imply) (Ofc u don’t even have to write this. I love to just write HYDRA men horrible and mean!!)

Rollins and Rumlow are dating but like do not act like it at all in my head. They are both unhealthily healthily toxic for eachother

The Asset/Bucky definitely has brain damage after time with HYDRA. I like to assume it’s minor however.

Jasper is an idiot but that is also like the fandoms consensus and I agree

Same with Rumlow callin The Asset ‘Sweetheart’

Hauer definitely makes Bucky / The Asset eat human meat

[urmomsfavelesbian]

twitter drag race fans are actually so rotten it’s not even funny like tumblr fans >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[deepnpeep]

ahhhh they read mine!!!!

[vonlipvig]

famous people i have one-sided beef with:

timoth3e chalamet

L4ndo norris

ALEX GARLAND