#typeical

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#switching from 4:3 to 16:9 was an act of homophobia (@lovecanbesostrange)

Girl. You know I love your theories about queer coding in television. But some times those two male characters are stood that close bc they need to get them both in the frame .

[sad-clown-go-boohoo]

Dont forget, scare clowns love to chase!

I think its really important that people remember that Scary clowns and Evil clowns both really love chasing. These are typeically very high energy breeds and its helpful for a caretaker/ringleader to allow their scare and evil clowns to play pranks and hide to jump out at you. But if you are the type of person that is gone a lot during the day or live in an apartment, your scare clown will start to get zoomies and really want to chase.

If you find yourself feeling the need to run because a loose scary clown is well, scaring you, I would highly reccommend just standing very still and turn away or even better, start dancing to distract them. If you stand still and stare at them after a little while they take that as an invitation to start running at you. Often injuries occur when people start running when a scary clown is chasing them and they dont start dancing. Or if they try to evade and don't stay in place and only move to avoid colliding. Scare clowns and some evil clowns can move very fast and have pretty sturdy heads and bodies that allow them to collide into things without hurting the, but getting your head butted by a scare clown at full speed can put you in the hospital. When you stop and dance that usually gets them to run around you versus right into you.

[dad-dictatious-galadrigal]

Dictatious enters his sleeping quarters and witness Ruby sleeping in his nest. He walks up to the sleeping beauty and takes out the gaggletack. He holds his with two of his hands. He watches her sleep before moving the gaggletack to her arm. He pauses. The gaggletack inches from her. His hands tremble. He couldn’t move.

Just as he was thinking of pulling back. Ruby moves and her shoulder touches the gaggletack. A bright red light appears from her. She wakes up in her human form.

Dictatious takes a step back and gasps. “Ruby…”

She sit up. “Dictatious…”

“You’re an impure?!” He ask in a shaky voice.

“Dictatious…” she sounds hurt.

“Why didn’t you tell me?!”

“I don’t know I was-“

“You lied to me!”

“No!”

“Oh just like any other impures I know! Lie lie lie!”

Ruby transform and stood. “Stop it! It’s me! Look! I’m not an impure! I’m Ruby! The Ruby you know and love! The mother of your children!”

“A lier too! A despicable lier! Did you lie to our children too?”

She stares at him hurt.

“They don’t know either…of course. Typeical impure.”

Now Ruby was angry. “Well. Looks like I’m not the only one who is showing their true colors today. And to think I believed you will always love me. I’m sorry for lying to you.”

Dictatious eyes soften. “Ruby, just-“

“What?!”

“Just leave now!”

Ruby growls a little. “Fine, pack troll!” She storms out.

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-typeic flags!

in order they are:

bugtypeic - darktypeic - dragontypeic electrictypeic - fairytypeic - fightingtypeic firetypeic - flyingtypeic - ghosttypeic grasstypeic - groundtypeic - icetypeic normaltypeic - poisontypeic - psychictypeic rocktypeic - steeltypeic - watertypeic

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I clicked answer six, and very fittingly it sat at 6.6 %

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[the-firebird69]

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Thor Freya

Olympus

and me ont he cross no shit. possibly the actual end and oh no makes sense.

trump

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#reblogging myself because my initial thought of simply taking away weaponry and healing items in games like re is apparently already a tough

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

@lovecanbesostrange tagged me :)

Rules: Answer the questions and tag whatever-amount of people you want to get to know better!

1. Favourite colour: blues but also greens, if I absolutely had to choose it would probably be #008080 2. Currently reading: Henry by Florian Gottschick (12 year old Henriette aka Henry accidentally gets kidnapped and refuses to escape given the chance)

3. Last song you listened to: Topukla by Athena

4. Last series you watched: just started watching My Life is Murder S02 today before work (I love how chill it is). Also yesterday I watched a couple episodes of the Alex Rider series which was surprisingly good (I found the books mediochre which might be because I was already an adult when I read them and I thought the Stormbreaker movie was quite bad but the series actually does a good job getting across how much Alex'd prefer to have a normal life while still making his choices believable and I also like that they included Tom early on because Alex needs friends)

5. Sweet, spicy or savoury: savoury and spicy at the same time

6. Craving: Salamibrot (schmier ich mir gleich, wenn ich hiermit durch bin xD)

7. Tea or coffee: Tea if it's a drink, coffee if it's like a cookieflavour or something

8. Currently working on: getting all the Achievements for the main game in Dishonored

tagging: @vaulties, @famburasch-sohn-des-partram

4 notes • Posted 2021-08-28 15:22:35 GMT

#4

just finished Horizon Zero Dawn. Took me about 160 hours because I kept getting distracted from the main quest by all the sidequests, and then I kept getting distracted from the sidequests by all the possibilities just roaming the world and hunting both machines and animals. Somehow though I still have many missing textdatapoints to find and a handful of other data - maybe I'll look them up and collect them at some point, I'd definitely be interested in reading even more stuff. (Just before I started the final battle, I went hunting for awhile to stock up on resources, and randomly found a datapoint sitting in some water - if all the others are as randomly strewn across the world I'm not surprised I've only found a few)

5 notes • Posted 2021-04-05 18:06:37 GMT

#3

8 songs, 8 people

tagged by: @lovecanbesostrange

RULES: answer the 8 song prompts, then tag 8 people

1. favorite song at the moment: Probably "Hauch mich mal an" by Das Lumpenpack I don't listen to music a lot, but I like this song enough to have bought the entire album "Eine herbe Enttäuschung", which contrary to the title is absolutely not a bitter disappointment. It's all thanks to @famburasch-sohn-des-partram sharing a link to their concert stream at the very beginning of the pandemic :D

2. a song you associate with your favorite ship: Not a shipper, not very into music, so I have no answer to this.

3. a song that could be about you: "Sunshine" by Cosmo Jarvis (it hasn't even been warm for that long this year but I'm already sick of it - thankfully today it rained when I rode my bike back home so I could cool off a little)

4. a song you think is overrated: I honestly can't think of one, because when I'm not actively interested in the music that's playing it pretty much just goes in one ear and leaves out the other without leaving a lasting impression.

5. a song that reminds you of a good memory: "A Whiter Shade of Pale" by Procol Harum - they're my uncles favourite band and when they performed near where my mum lives he invited us to go

6. the last song you listened to: "Gay Pirates" by Cosmo Jarvis - one of the songs that are pretty much always in my playlist, because so far I've never felt like I wanted to skip it, when it came on. This one @pneu-monie recommended to me ages ago and I've since bought several of Cosmo Jarvis' albums.

7. a song that makes you laugh: "The Hotdog Man" by Tripod (or pretty much any of their other songs), "Prejudice" by Tim Minchin, "Malcolm" by The Arrogant Worms (and several other songs), "Der Pinguin" by Die Blutjungs (and also many more) - there's probably more because I like comedic music, but I'm gonna stop myself there xD

8. a song you want your mutuals to listen to: "Grandaddy" by Alex Horne & The Horne Section (ok, I lied, I didn't actually stop myself, I just moved one of the other song's that make me laugh to question 8)

tagging @famburasch-sohn-des-partram, @mj-irl, @vaulties, @ministerscrimgeour, @zephyr-zagreus, @toreos, @whenyourfavouritedies, @iwishiwasatraveler

8 notes • Posted 2021-07-07 19:01:34 GMT

#2

13 notes • Posted 2021-03-06 12:06:17 GMT

#1

JUST FINISHED HZD ON ULTRA HARD

and holy shit that endfight was TOUGH! When I started playing the story I checked multiple times whether I had actually chosen ultra hard because thanks to New Game + I already had all the weapons and the highest Level, so it was pretty easy most of the time. I did die here and there along the way, but that was usually due to not paying that much attention to the healthbar (because the machines weren't that much harder to kill, I kinda forgot that they were much stronger so getting hit by them was much worse for Aloy) and one time because I'd forgotten that I wasn't doing the cauldrons and therefore obviously couldn't override all the machines xD.

I'd stocked up on ammo and some healing items but was still woefully underprepared for the final fight on my first try. Maybe it's simply because both the fight against Helis and the one on the Spire happen in such cramped spaces and stealth is absolutely no option. Died so many times in both parts and even got a Game Over for running out of time on the Spire once. I didn't have a problem with the middle bit where you repeatedly shoot Petra's experimental weapon at waves of approaching machines though.

Anyway so after I got checkpointed on the Spire without any health items left and getting more and more frustrated I aborted the mission and spent a bunch more hours hunting boars and other game. Also bought some Adept weapons (only to find out that the Adept Sharpshot Bow isn't as good as the Banuk Powershot, so I didn't even need it - didn't want to go to the Cut to get the Adept Powershot though) which helped a bit. The Adept Blast Sling did considerably more damage than the normal one, the Adept Tripcaster is great in theory but I never got the time to use it in the heat of battle.

On my second try the bit with Helis felt even tougher than the first time around, but after many tries I made it through again. The bit after that felt harder than on my first try as well, but I did make it without dying. And then the Spire. Died again and again and again because of all the chaos, felt like I came pretty close a couple of times but died again. Then FINALLY managed to get the Deathbringer's health down enough to explode one of its guns and got excited in a sort of pessimistic way xD - at that point I had a small handful of the smaller healing potions left and a tiny amount of herbs - I did my best to avoid the attacks, managed to actually chug some small potions when necessary and then blew up the Deathbringer's other gun. There were 46 seconds left on the clock, my heart was racing and my hands were shaking slightly. I only had like two herbs worth of healing power left, but I managed to chuck a few more bombs at the Deathbringer and it collapsed. Didn't even believe it at first because I must have tried to get to that point about 30 or 40 times by then.

Anyway, great game, would recommend, but if - like me - you're more in it for the story, I'd say play on normal or even easy difficulty, because ultra hard mode may be bad for your blood pressure XD

31 notes • Posted 2021-05-02 17:41:27 GMT

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@lovecanbesostrange tagged me :)

Rules: Answer the questions and tag whatever-amount of people you want to get to know better!

1. Favourite colour: blues but also greens, if I absolutely had to choose it would probably be #008080 2. Currently reading: Henry by Florian Gottschick (12 year old Henriette aka Henry accidentally gets kidnapped and refuses to escape given the chance)

3. Last song you listened to: Topukla by Athena

4. Last series you watched: just started watching My Life is Murder S02 today before work (I love how chill it is). Also yesterday I watched a couple episodes of the Alex Rider series which was surprisingly good (I found the books mediochre which might be because I was already an adult when I read them and I thought the Stormbreaker movie was quite bad but the series actually does a good job getting across how much Alex'd prefer to have a normal life while still making his choices believable and I also like that they included Tom early on because Alex needs friends)

5. Sweet, spicy or savoury: savoury and spicy at the same time

6. Craving: Salamibrot (schmier ich mir gleich, wenn ich hiermit durch bin xD)

7. Tea or coffee: Tea if it's a drink, coffee if it's like a cookieflavour or something

8. Currently working on: getting all the Achievements for the main game in Dishonored

tagging: @vaulties, @famburasch-sohn-des-partram

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I take it sexualising Miss Trunchbull is also ok then

It doesn't matter if it's your OC, you shouldn't lewd a minor

Finneas is a 24 year old grown man.

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@lovecanbesostrange​ tagged me

Rules: list 5 tv shows that make you feel better and tag other blogs

1. Monty Python’s Flying Circus

2.MacGyver

3. Black Books

4. Rocko’s modern life

5. Firefly

tagging: @famburasch-sohn-des-partram​​, @ministerscrimgeour​, @mj-irl​, @vaulties

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Finally caught the Stringfish and thus completed the fish collection of the museum!

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Rules: answer 17 questions and tag 17 some people you’d like to know better!

Tagged by: @vaulties

Nickname: my friends mostly call me Monty, my mum sometimes calls me Igiggeli and my girlfriend occasionally calls me Kurt

Zodiac: Capricorn

Height: 162 cm (about 5′3)

House: Hufflepuff 🦡

Last thing I googled: Whose Line is it Anway

Song in my head: Hauch mich mal an (Das Lumpenpack)

Followers and following: following - 34 (most of which barely ever post), followers - 272 in total but only ~33 of those are real (the rest are blocked pornbots)

Amount of sleep: under normal circumstances about 6 or 7 hours, but these days it’s all over the place (haven’t had an entirely sleepless night in about a week though, so yay for that)

Lucky number:  no

Dream job: bookseller (which fortunately is my job)

Wearing: Jeans and a cute Freddy Krueger shirt that says “always follow your dreams”

Fave songs: Gay Pirates (Cosmo Jarvis), Grandaddy (The Horne Section), Punkrocksongtextapparat (Blutjungs), Alles was mir bleibt (Blutjungs), Malcolm (The Arrogant Worms), Fabian (Tripod), Dentist (Steve Martin) (basically I’m a sucker for comedic music and I like most of the other songs the listed artists have produced as well)

Instruments: I still have my trumpet but I haven’t played it in over a decade, same goes for my recorder

Random fact: when I was little my brother my best friend and I would do something we only called “Sofahüpf” (sofa jump). There weren’t rules as such, but we would always wear plastic bags (rip holes in the bottom for our legs and put the handles(?) over our shoulders), ask our dad to put on his Bix Beiderbecke record and then jump around on the two mattresses that made up our sofa (typically after taking the “sofa” apart a bit)

Favorite Authors: Walter Moers, Kai Meyer, Gillian Cross, Tonke Dragt, Robert Muchamore, Tove Jansson

Fave animal sounds: this

Aesthetic: books, savory foods, comfortable clothing, blue

tagging: @mj-irl, @famburasch-sohn-des-partram, @myfawnwy, @ministerscrimgeour, @lovecanbesostrange, @pneu-monie

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@vaulties​ tagged me to rank fanfic tropes. Since I barely ever read fanfic, I had to look up some of these, Also I ranked most of them based on books/films/tv shows that contain similar tropes, rather than actual fanfics (big reason why all the AUs are in the don’t really care for them but don’t hate them either slot xD actually, now that I think about it some more, the historical AU should probably be up a little higher, since I did like the Xena episodes that take place in different times from the main story xD)

@myfawnwy​, @pneu-monie​, @lovecanbesostrange​ if you find the time... you can use the tiermaker for the ranking :)

[likehephaestionwhodied]

I might hate the beatles but Stephen Stills couldn’t sing “blackbird” with out them so....go off I guess

[pokedexunit-c281a]

Iron Bundle

CategoryParadox Pokémon TypeIce/Water Height0.6 m Weight11 kg AbilityQuark Drive

Thought to Be a Product of a Long-Gone Civilization

A suspicious magazine* reports that Iron Bundle resembles Delibird and that it possesses a spherical apparatus from which it fires huge blasts of ice to propel itself through snowy lands. The magazine also says that many theories have been floated about this Pokémon, with a leading one suggesting that Iron Bundle is the product of a long-gone civilisation.​​

*This information is written in a paranormal magazine kept at the academy. Its validity is not verified.

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sadly it burned down last summer, but they haven't given up

The nuns who took care of the building are thrilled that skaters saved the church. They even let the skaters push them around on the skateboards.