#clown posting

[3rdmissingsock]

Bookmark has secured a smooth new ride

He made his way across town under the hot afternoon sun, down bike paths and through 5 lanes of traffic

And drank his sweet little treat as he rested in front of a mysterious corporate building

[isawken]

“lol that’s against clown code! 😂” “omgggg that clown is gonna get so fired for violating clown code” do you think clowns are some monocultural society? do you think every clown has the same values and belongs to the same organization that reinforces singular performative norms?? that clown code is specific to one american clown organization that was established in the 80s. it’s not universal. the history of clowns is hundreds of years old and “thou shalt not smoke a cigar” or whatever has only ever been a creed a relatively tiny percentage have held to. i am gripping your shoulders now. do not assume you are privy to the internal workings of a subculture based on contextless snippets and Fun Facts. i am leaning in very close to you now. clowns deserve better. i am now pulling a long string of handkerchiefs out from behind your ear

[clowngirrl]

🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🌀

[insane-lps-clown-posse]

Please welcome to the circus: Loli! She runs the candy cart 🍭

[yourpixieandbuddy]

funfetti the clown (pattern now available on ravelry!)

[manriah]

My ideal aesthetic

[clownomics]

"Featured here is the lifecycle of a clown, specifically illustrated through a Circus Clown. Although individual characteristics may vary, such as the shape and color of the camouflaged egg, the size and texture of the Goofball, and the emerging colors of the Jollie, all clowns undergo similar developmental stages. These stages encompass a diverse range of traits exhibited by young and adult clowns, influenced by their respective breeds or subspecies."

[forcefedthelies]

there is something very beautiful about the irresistible human desire to create

clowns like these will be on etsy very soon <3

UPDATE: etsy fucking banned me lol. currently selling these via cashapp within the united states only

[cookiesnpaste]

an assortment of clown doodles that idk how to caption

[the-vengeful-homunculus]

the silly master

[thatssomegoodsoup]

LAUGHING JACK x READER HCs

credit for art: sona_neku on Instagram

You live in his circus with him (not the one he keeps souls in ofc)

He likes gifting you furniture made of human bones and (normal) candy

Reader and LJ do not celebrate Christmas together as it brings back painful memories for him (you can celebrate Christmas at your relatives' or friends' houses, just not around him)

He treats you with politeness and kindness, although every now and again he grips your hand a little too tightly or stares at you a little too long (he wouldn't hurt you though) (well, probably not, depending on how you see this man, although I believe he wouldn't)

He will brutally kill anyone who hurts you

LJ likes any gifts you give him, especially handmade gifts! (unless said gift is a music box)

I HC that LJ and Jason (the Toymaker) are friends, so you have two terrifying bodyguards

You stitch him up whenever he gets injured

The height difference is insane (I think LJ is 7"0-7"5)

He likes flustering you with compliments

He will teleport behind you to surprise you with a hug or just to playfully mess with you

He always cheats at water balloon fights and laser tag because he can turn invisible

LJ doesn't mind any pets you have, as he's just not interested in them

He likes booping your nose

He gives gentle love bites, like a cat (I am just now aware that I add this to almost every HC lol)

LJ loves the Terrifier movies and those movies tend to be the movies he picks for movie night (I mean, Art is also a black and white clown that causes really gory deaths, that's right up LJ's alley)

He finds it adorable and loves it when you fall asleep in his arms (in the beginning days of your relationship he would never admit that, he'd just teleport you to your bed)

[isawken]

1 rb = 1 ibuprofen

[irlzombi]

clown rodeo - rodeo clown ???

cowboy yeehaw honkhonk

[huntermanor]

I was at my uncle's church day celebration... thing last Sunday.

You won't believe what I found was being sold bc someone had given him in.

A Pierrot (or, posibly Jester or Harlequin breed?) whom they had HANGING FROM HIS FRILLS TO SHOW HIM TO PEOPLE ????

I had to save this poor baby omg. He was also just so lonely and sad. When I managed to get him he cuddled in my arms (he was reticent at first but then calmed down when I jingled some bells I carry around for Honk Honk, who was also not present that day bc he's shedding now and very tired). Poor thing was so dusty and had clearly not been taken proper care of. So sad!!! :((((

I don't know much about Pierrot or Jester breeds. When I have some time i'll add some pics so y'all can help me identify and maybe help me with proper care, but for now I have some circus doctor visits to make bc poor thing won't make a sound :(((

[corknorman]

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