#ugh. anyway i have to study bye

[mainfaggot]

emotional rollercoaster todayyyyy

[ferengii]

I hate when people ask me what my dream job is. Like I don’t know?? I’m fifteen??? How do you have such elaborate hope and dreams ?? That are realistic ?? And would make money ?? Hello ?? Like either way whatever I do I’ll end up miserable because I’m not making any money or miserable because I hate my job. Tryna study here for what at this point. Can people stop asking me what I wanna do in collage. Like I don’t fucking know go away

[neverendingford]

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[midnite-c6]

Please please please please, Kim Seo-wan smutty smut... Ever since I read your Seo-wan x Reader I couldn't help but fall in love with that man more than I already was, so... PLS. if it doesn't maik ya uncomfortable obvs (⁠｡⁠•́⁠‿⁠•̀⁠｡"). ((TAKE UR TIME!))

YAYAYSYXTDGEGSYT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTED TO LET HIM INN BYE ugh i want him (respectfully) added squid game tags since most of you guys watched ddos cuz of roh jae won and i want other ppl to see his role here! <3

kim seo-wan nsfw headcanons <3 || warnings: 18+, cunnilingus, fingering, fluff

∘⁠˚⁠˳⁠° first of all, his daily routine consists of studying, gaming, and being schizophrenic making him not have time for all those romantic, especially physical affection kinda stuff, so you have to convince and show him! it wouldn't be difficult, he's still a guy after all, let alone a guy who plays those "gooner" type of games, and to put it simply: he's a virgin.

when he starts dating you, he'd add a new lesson to his routine: porn. he's already failing his other exams, he doesn't wanna fail you!

no bias guys, but he is a touchy dude, and a kissy one at that. your lips are his revival potion, the taste of your lips is healing his whole being, same goes for your other set of lips, when he found out you make cute cute sounds while he eats you out and make out with your cunny? oh he has defeated that dragon. damn. "y...you like it here, right?" he'd take a small kitten lick on your clit, making a soft moan elicit your lips. his hands on both sides of your waist, holding onto you tightly as if you'd run away from him. "mhm.. there's good.. s'good." he's happy for your praise, lapping his tongue up and down faster, you could feel him mumble a mantra of "you're s'..yummy.." against you, you were so tasty, he loved it so much. he wouldn't even take off his small circle-framed glasses, being pushed all the way to the bridge of his nose. "ah... seo-wan..♡" you could feel the metal frame hit your twitching clit, it was a different kind of feeling.

when you guys are finally comfy, you both know study dates are cute n' all. he'd have his headset on, listening to music, a hand to flip the textbook's pages, and his other arm to be hooked around your waist, holding you securely. you'd be doing whatever too, you liked his company anyway. but whenever studies get stressful and hectic, he won't lose the chance to grope your soft tits, they're the best stress relievers after all. he's definitely a boob guy. "ah.. y/n. move closer, please? .. need ..easier.. access.." i fear he is very touchy, clingy, he doesn't want to let you go.

cosplays!! oh, when you guys save enough money, he absolutely loves to do cosplays with you! he's very grateful your character has little to no clothes, he'd savour your body everytime it's spread on his bed and would treat you like a princess for real. tell him he's super duper strong, it will make him cum in seconds. :< probably accidentally rips off your expensive cosplay too, makes you mad, obviously, but will fuck you as a consolation prize.

he's more of a giver than a receiver, he just wants you to be happy and pleased all the time! ...also makes you overstimulated every session. his fav part on himself is his hands, he knows how fond you are to them, foreplay always takes long because his fingers are stretching your poor hole for hours <3.

again, he barely has the time to do full-on sessions, but when he does, he's gonna make you a squirting mess. holding hands while fucking is sooo real <3.

"mmfh.. don't leave me, okay? stay.." he 'reminds' you, slowly pushing his dick back inside your hole, his thumb pressed firmly on your clit, how were you gonna leave him anyway? he was holding onto you like you'd escape! "i.. won't seo-wannnn..." "ahh... good girl... my healer..." he whispers, kissing you softly, his mind is definitely in another world right now, atleast you're in it. (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

someone requested seo-wan x patient!reader so I AM GONNA FO THAT NEXT HELL YEAH

[hatsukeii]

Today I'm thinking about...haikyuu + other anime characters who think you're just a little too sweet for them.

warning(s): nothing LOL you're safe with me again today!!

To them, life should be lived silently, like slipping between cracks that emerge amidst the lives of others. Their presence is fleeting, manifesting as a helping hand in a crowded hallway that is never seen again, a coffee order that is forgotten after the next few customers, a glossary that is skimmed through once, then never looked at a second time. A presence that you know for certain was here once before, but have nothing to show for it. When you grace their life for the first time, maybe in a library, or a bakery, perhaps a coffee shop, it is as fleeting as a comet that zips across a night sky, your presence escaping from between the seams of their own life the way they do to others. A glance shared between the gaps of leathery bookends, the dropping of change in their hand, the calling out of their name for their black coffee order. He finds eternity in the gleam of your irises, the clink of coins as they fall from your hand, the sugar that leaks from their name in your mouth. You find solace in the darkness of their tired eyes, the wrinkles and calluses in the palm that collects change, the grainy, sultry earth that echoes in their thank yous. They return to the libraries, and bakeries, and coffee shops day after day, hoping to bask in the sweetness of whatever you do and say again, mellowing out pools of black caffeine with mugs of syrup and milk, neat whiskey with crisp ice, balancing the earthy, soiled ground with a star-studded night sky. They change their order from an Americano to your recommended latte, smile at you from the opening created between books on a shelf, treat themselves to a small cake once every so often along with their usual purchase of plain bread. And when you finally chat them up one day, a wink flashing across your face as you slide your number to them on a doodled-over sticky-note across the counter, or thread it through hardbacks on a shelf, or palm their hand sneakily as you hand them change, their presence becomes an engraving on the spine of a book, a coffee stain in a worn out mug, the lingering decadence of mousse and cake that dances on their tongue, impatient for the next taste. They are a bitter canister of brewed tea, a hollow body and soul worn down by the trials of life. You are a shot of espresso in the afternoon sun, golden daylight peeking through half-lidded blinds, honey in your veins and prosperous life in your eyes. Perhaps your sweetness could accomodate for two.

Characters: Kageyama Tobio, Tsukishima Kei, Kenma Kozume, Iwaizumi Hajime, Aone Takanobu, Akaashi Keiji, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Shirabu Kenjiro, Osamu Miya, Nanami Kento, Geto Suguru, Maki Zenin, Yuuta Okkotsu but specifically after training in Africa and coming back to Shibuya, Megumi Fushiguro, Aki Hayakawa, Kishibe, Shouta Aizawa, Hitoshi Shinso, Shouto Todoroki, Tomura Shigaraki

author's note:

be honest chat do i post like a scary amount and does it get annoying </3 i have too many ideas when i should be studying for externals in two months but i DON'T CARE i need to rest for like the next week after that trials period

i had hozier's too sweet in mind with this one and i initially wanted to do like just nanami but UGH too many characters work with this i can't DO ITTTTT so i made it a general drabble EE

anyways tags!!

@chuuya-brainrot @starlysama @catsoupki @fiannee @bailey-reeds @akaakeis @hiraethwa

ok bye bye until the next one which will be soon LMFAO love u all

[sleepntalk]

nerd!jo loved when you would skip classes just to see him, sneaking into the library where he would study!

𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃

“ugh..” the clock ticked on the wall of the school, time wasn’t going by as fast as you wanted it to; you just wanted to see him already.

the teacher talked on and on about the group project, something you could never put yourself to doing—and you never did it anyway, always making whoever had got you in there group do it for you. you leaned back into your seat, messing with a pen you had in your hand; while one of your classmates looked your way “could you stop that?” they said, pushing your pen off your desk. you scoffed, “seriously?”

the teacher quickly looked into the back, seeing you and the other student speaking together “enough, both of you.” she had quickly went back to teaching and telling the class about the group thing.

you looked towards the door, grabbing your bag, pen, papers, phone out of the desk, before quickly exiting the classroom, the teacher saw;quickly yelling your name out “y/n, get back in here!” but you ignored her calling out for you, running towards the library doors, and opening them like always.. well, that was until your phone rang, it was your mom! “shit..” you picked it up, closing the library doors and standing out side of the library now.

“hey hun, i just got a call from your teacher. she said you had been running out of class lately, what is that about?”

“mom it—“

“wait! is this about a boy?” your mom smirked over the phone, knowing how that was like, liking a boy and sneaking out of the class just to see him; since that’s how she was to.

“w-what!? NO!”

“really? the same thing happened to me once when i was your age, you know.. i was popular like you..”

“mom, you don’t need to tell me this!”

“and, every guy wanted me, but i didn’t want them. i already had my eyes set on someone; and that someone was your dad! look at us now :)”

you sighed, “you told me this story thousands of times mom.”

“yes i know that, but i don’t want you getting bad grades from sneaking out of class like that!”

“mom.. it wasn’t sneaking if my teacher saw me.”

your mother had laughed a bit, holding the phone close to her ear still

“okay hun, i have to go; some guys are coming over to check out your dads car he’s selling.”

“okay, bye mom.. love you!” you quickly hung up the phone, looking around before this time you actually stepped into the library, scanning the area trying to find satoru, “ugh.. where could this nerd be? he’s always in here.” you whined, walking up to the librarian “excuse me sir, is satoru in here today?”

“mmm.. he was, oh; right there!” he pointed towards him, picking out some books to try out.

“hey satoru!” you jumped on his back

he quickly moved his hands to your legs, holding you up so you wouldn’t fall off.

“oh hey, didn’t expect to see you today, since you know that whole group project thing.”

you hopped of his back, he turned around to face you now

“nah! i don’t do that crap..”

“what? why? that’s a huge thing for your grade.”

“why are you worried about my grades? they don’t matter to me.”

“oh.. right, forgot your not all ‘nerdy’ haha.”

you smiled, since yes.. you did love his laugh, it was everything to you!

you stood on your tippy toes, giving him a quick peck on the cheek before standing back down to your normal height now.

he had turned back to the books, grabbing the one he was going to grab before you jumped on his back earlier, “what are you reading this time?” you had asked with a smile

“just.. a book.”

you grabbed the book, looking through it. “huh, didn’t take you for the type to read.. romantic books.” you teased

“i don��t know.. just wanted to try something different.” he rubbed the back of his neck out of nervousness

“right!”

you turned him back around, now giving him a soft kiss on the lips before pulling back

“why would you need those when you have me for romance?” you teased once more

“i- uhm..” he was lost in words, did you really like someone like him? he was definitely not the best fit for you, your popular, has lots of friends, every guy wants you, he’s.. nerdy, has only like one friend, and sits around being a loser, and you wanted HIM!?

𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃

[tojiscrack]

i literally shrieked when you uploaded like anyways IT WAS SO FUNYN WHEN MEGUMI SAW THAT GOOFY POSTER LMAOOO THE FACEAPP THING WAS SO FUNNY i just hope yn doesnt start cheering for kamo too or ill physically tweak (but also lowkey sounds sweet and cute???) no it doesnt but kinda sounds cute cause imagien kamo getting cheered on by her urghhhra but thats not cute thats disgusting, repulsive to think about.. mercupine endgame!

i doodled this on my 10th time of rereading this chapter (subtle malakai reference..)

AND GOJO BEING THE DIVA HE IS.. "you'll get over it," satoru called back cheerfully. - lowkey if i was that student i would not take that AND ALSO GOJO BEEFING WITH KAMO IS SO FUNNY LOLL then sukuna suddenly appears like huh?? really had to make these kids go through trauma in the LL universe too 😭 and erm the angst.. guys! MEGUMI BEING SAD MAKES ME SAD LIKE NOOOOO

"how come you were late?" SOTP STOP STPO STOP ITS ALL BECAUSE OF KAMOTIONLESS THAT DUMMY RGHH and megumi really hd to talk it out too thats how much it bothered him urhghh i swear if in the next chapter it gets worse and kamo keeps making moves a little part of me would die

but also would love kamo interactions that would be so cute

no it wouldnt

honestly i have mixed opinions on kamo like HES SO NICE AND CUTE AWWW LIKE YOU REALLY HVE A CUTE LITTLE CRUSH but also stfu

AND WHY IS SUKUNA SAYING HE KILLED US LIKE SHUT UP BOY

lowkey what im about to do to him if he doesnt leave these kids alone

at least gojo easily manhandled that ho THE CAR SCENE MIGHT BE MY FAVOURITE SCENE OF ALL TIME LMAOO

"i'll help you out."

he leaned over you, extending an arm grab a water bottle, presenting it to you with a bland face.

he felt the need to continue.

"you can drown him with your mermaid powers—"

"i know what you meant!"  I LOVE THIS SCENE SM THE MERMAID JOKE WILL NEVR DIE OUT HELP AND THE WAY HE STARTED EXPLAINING THE JOKE TOO LMAO

THIS WAS A QUICCK DOODLE I HAD TO DRAW IT CUZ IT WAS SO FUNNY (yujis dreaming about gojo stealing his pizza, cant even escape him from his dreams)

I HONESTLY WANT TO DRAW LIKE A GOOD COPY OF THE LL FRIEND GROUP BUT I ALSO HAVE TO LOCK IN FOR MATH FINALS (its in 2 weeks, i havent studied for the 2 free weeks of winter break which i couldve used to study <3) ILL DO IT AFTER AND MEGUMI AND HIS MOM URGHGHHRHAGH THAT IS SO FRAKING CUTE LIKE HE OPENED UP URHG URHG URGHURHGURH G THAT WAS LITERALLY SO CUTE AND TOJI BEING SOF TWITH ER UGH SHE JUST HAS THAT POWER OMG THAT WAS SO CUTE HGAURHGUHA I WILL NEVER STOP THINKING ABOUT IT THE BONUS SCENE WITH ALL 4 OF THEM LMAOO IM SURPRISED TOJI DIDNT START IMMIDIATELY BEATING SATORU UPLOLL SND THE APOLOGIES HELP MEGUMI BEING STUBBORN AND MERMAID BEING A YAPPER anyways ig i have to lock in... sigh... sigh... for math.. ig... ig i have to study... to not fail ig... sigh..... ANYWAYS T HANKS FOR FEEDING US READERS MWAH ILY AND UR WRITING

however im very scared for the next chapter... is the angst over yet? i swear if its like a lovey dovey scene with kamotionless ill crash out like no thanks u can keep that to urself and give me some mercupine!

BUT ANYWAYS LY, BYE FOR REAL THIS TIME!!

STOPP, YOU’VE ARRIVED WITH YOUR MEMES 😭💞

i was giggling and then DYING in my bed as i scrolled through ur ask, the random placement of memes everywhere is so funny to me 😭 so ty for that <3 💀

‘IT WAS SO FUNNY WHEN MEGUMI SAW THAT GOOFY POSTER’ — he would not be impressed if he heard you saying that btw 😟 but yes indeed, i agree, and i’m giddy that you enjoyed reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it 😋

‘i just hope y/n doesn’t start cheering for kamo too or i’ll phvsicallv tweak’ — hang on there ☝🏽😐 don’t pull a malakai now 🤨

the way everyone hates kamo is actually beyond me 😭 like i still cringe at how i genuinely believed that everyone would be excited at his introduction/arrival, but instead, there’s this crazy level of hatred directed at him for just existing

AND THAT ART???

OMGGGG?? SHE’S SITTING ON HIS SHOULDERS EXACTLY AS I PICTURED IT AWWW 😫😫😫🫶🏽💕💞

it looks beautiful 😫‼️

‘AND GOJO BEING THE DIVA HE IS’ — can you tell i love writing him? 😋

‘AND ALSO GOJO BEEFING WITH KAMO IS SO FUNNY LOLL’ — OK BUT LIKE, JUST TO CLEAR SMTH UP, satoru’s not personally attacking kamo 🌝 like yeah, he’s definitely not in support of him being anywhere near y/n (atm) HOWEVER, he really was just commenting on player nine’s form and genuinely had no clue that kamo was beneath the helmet 😀

his ‘unsurprising’ comment came because of y/n’s immediate defence 💀

‘really had to make these kids go through trauma in the LL universe too’ — HANG ON, SUKUNA’S BEEN NERFED IN THIS VERSE AND YOU KNOW IT 🤨

‘"how come you were late?" STOP STOP STOP STOP IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF KAMOTIONLESS THAT DUMMY’ — 🌝 if we trace the whole tutoring stuff back, it’s actually nanami’s fault for pairing them up but no one’s gonna acknowledge that

‘i swear if in the next chapter it gets worse and kamo keeps making moves a little part of me would die’ — nooo don’t die, you’re too funny to die 🤘🏽😔 but anyway, i actually can’t remember what’s supposed to happen next chapter so i’m gonna check my notes after this LMAOO 😭

‘honestly i have mixed opinions on kamo’ — DKM, 98% OF THIS ASK WAS JUST HATING ON KAMO 😭😭😭

sukuna was also saying he killed y/n just for the sake of it 💀 like he was trying to speak it into existence and it wasn’t working, PLUS he enjoys being disruptive for no reason

(ALSO WTH IS THAT MEME BAHAHHAHAHA)

‘THE CAR SCENE MIGHT BE MY FAVOURITE SCENE OF ALL TIME’ — SINSSIJSJS YAY? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COMEDY SCENES END UP BEING SOMEONE’S FAVOURITE 🥳😋

AHHHHH ANOTHER DRAWING? YOU’RE SPOILING MEEE 😫🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

don’t water it down to just a ‘doodle��, it’s literally a master piece 🥹 it’s like a mini comic of the scene! 😋 i love it sm awww

‘I HONESTLY WANT TO DRAW LIKE A GOOD COPY OF THE LL FRIEND GROUP BUT I ALSO HAVE TO LOCK IN FOR MATH FINALS’ — no ‘cause this is me, but with writing :( i didn’t study as much as i should have during the christmas break, and now i’m so unbelievably behind, it’s concerning 😟 but absolutely! as much as i tell you to draw more LL art ‘cause it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside, i would hate for that to be the reason you fail ur exams so study for ur maths exam!!! i’m sure you’ll do really well 🫶🏽

‘AND MEGUMI AND HIS MOM URGHGHHRHAGH’ — you have NO IDEA how glad i am to see that you liked that scene ‘cause it was gonna be cut from the draft 😭 like i was playing around with different ways the conversation would have gone, and ‘cause we have no canon source material of megumi and his mum ever speaking to one another, i was just doing what i imagined it’d be like if she were alive in the canon verse (i whole heartedly believe that megumi would be a brat, but a mama’s boy).

‘I’M SURPRISED TOJI DIDNT START IMMEDIATELY BEATING SATORU UP’ — oh he tried 🌝 with all the years satoru and suguru have tag-team and 2v1’d him (led mainly by satoru, the menace) he’s learnt good defence moves 💀

and mamaguro stepped in immediately 🥴 told him to be calm and then that’s when the military line up happened LMAO

‘MEGUMI BEING STUBBORN AND MERMAID BEING A YAPPER’ — oh there was sm more written for it (specifically when y/n was placed in the room with satoru as his punishment) but i had to cut it short for word count purposes 😔 it’ll probably be shown in an extra oneshot tho! <3

‘anyways ig i have to lock in...’ — the realest reaction ever ☹️ it’s 5:14pm and i said i’d revise when it got to 5:15 but now 5:15 is here so i’m pushing it to 5:30 instead 😁

and now we’re here, made it to the end of my response to you :(

i want to thank you for this super long message! not only did it make me laugh (for multiple reasons, i might add — the memes being the main one) but it was like a warm hug 😫 i love love loveee long and juicy messages to unpack, it makes me feel sm closer to my readers, and the feedback allows me to produce chapters which ik you’ll be more invested in! <3

TY SM FOR UR BEAUTIFUL DRAWINGS TOO, THEY WERE DEFINITELY THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY GLOOMY DAY SO FAR 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

[wayward-sherlock]

hi question what are some of your all time favorite fics? like just in general.

hello anon! this is a great question and now that i have some time (see: not studying for a test) i will answer <33

(adding a cut bc i can’t shut up apologies)

a body in motion by @astrobei - aka The mike wheeler character study of all time and also one of the inspirations for this fic of mine. single-handedly introduced me to a majority of my current music taste and also changed my brain chemistry. if i think abt it too much i collapse into a puddle of mush. (i won’t do add every single one but probably half of my list is by suni…anything they write is an absolute masterpiece)

sleeping with the lights on by singingseok - aka The Other mike wheeler character study. introduced me to searows which makes me a genuine danger to society. it’s one of those fics that you just feel deep in your chest.

the tender things we’re working on by lake - i read this entire thing in two days while in a haze-like state and i cried so much. it’s written so well and captures bucky and steve’s relationship perfectly. UGH i love this fic

astronomy in reverse by pansley - GOD THIS FIC MAKES ME ILL PETER PARKER AND WINTER DAD ARE SHSJSJSJSJ. yes

a cruel summer with you by @campbyler - consistently has me bouncing off the fucking walls. always and forever. fic of the summer for two years straight. need i say more.

you were bigger than the whole sky by @parkitaco - when i finished this fic i was hardcore sobbing and had to just lay down and stare at my ceiling and cry for a solid ten minutes. speaks for itself (also anything by parker is wonderful and well worth the read <3)

landslide by chamb3rs - pretty sure i read this fic twice over spring break my junior year and it ended up foreshadowing how i felt my senior year…high school aus my beloved. very nostalgic <3

number 1 crush by duckyboos - FIRST FIC I EVER COMMENTED ON AND THEORIZED ABOUT THIS FIC GOES SO HARD

bad things by duckyboos - the entire bbhmm series has me on my knees forever and ever it FUCKS TREMENDOUSLY

blackbird fly by artsyunderstudy - bye this is such a perfect au for them the guilt is so delicious and it’s all so well written!!

promises of a sacrificial lamb by edritchentities - hunger games aus are unfortunately rare in my fandoms but i ate this up. SO well executed i love love love it. always reread when im in the mood for thg but not katniss and peeta <3

twist and shout by gabriel and standbyme - my first fic ever 🙂🙂🙂 anyways. must read. one of the most beautiful pieces of literature ive ever read. to this day brings me to my knees to think about. heavily inspired my original story that im currently working on. yeag.

anyway this was me just quickly spending. a half an hour scrolling thru my bookmarks for my faves but i have plenty more bookmarked if you’d like to see more <3 but these are definitely Must Reads 2 me.

[phoebehalliwell]

diaphanous?

"Yeah, no, I'll have the column in by four," Phoebe said into the phone, fingers pinching the bridge of her nose. "It's practically done, I'm, um..." She stared at the blank document on her computer. "Adding some finishing touches! Okay, Elise. Okay. Yeah. Bye."

Phoebe dropped the phone back into the receiver and groaned.

"Hey, Phoebe, you wanna see something cool?"

Phoebe jumped at the sound of a man's voice in her office. Her empty office, with only her in it. She hesitantly grabbed her letter opener. It was no athame, but it would work in a pinch.

"Whoa, whoa, hey, no need for all that!"

Phoebe squinted as she recognized the voice.

"Drake?"

The light shimmered in the corner of her office. She focused, really focused, and -- lo and behold -- Drake, her Drake, was standing there in her office. He was still partially translucent, but there none the less.

"Ta-da!" he said, beaming smile make him seem to glow that much brighter.

"What are you doing here? You died, you're dead- are you a ghost? Can demons become ghosts?"

"I know, tricky question, right?" Drake agreed. "As it turns out, being human will make you something of a spirit, not quite a ghost, but also not subjected to the fiery pits of purgatory so, hey, I'm not complaining."

"So what are you?"

"Well, I wandered aimlessly for a bit, kind of drifting in and out of limbo, I met up with a, um, an old buddy of mine, that's not important, point is: in my driftings, I ended up in some podunk town in Missouri, no idea how I'd gotten there, listening to this poor kid do, ooh, one of the most mediocre renditions of Hamlet's soliloquy I had ever heard."

A look of utter bewilderment painted Phoebe's face.

"Oh, come on, you know, to be or not to be, that is the question, all that. Whether tis nobler-"

"I know the soliloquy," Phoebe interjected. This wasn't entirely true, but she knew of it, and surely Drake did not cross the boundless sea of energies and magic just to tell her about some poorly done Shakespeare.

"Yes, of course," Drake continued, "anyway, I try helping the kid, right? I mean, Paige got me that great gig teaching kids, and, of course, I did study at Juilliard; I don't think I'm out of wisdom to give..."

Phoebe nodded, really trying to get a grasp on whatever yarn Drake was spinning, but confusion was still winning out.

"But here the thing! The kid, he started to hear me, or something, and he started to get better. Ugh, Phoebe, you should have heard it. For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause — there's the respect that makes calamity of so long life. It was beautiful."

"Okay," Phoebe said, unsure of the point of this visit, but happy for Drake nonetheless.

"But I wasn't the only one in the room," Drake explained, drama lacing his voice. "A muse was there as well. And, well, she was so impressed with my work, she offered me a job!"

"As a muse?" They're hiring??

"I know!" Drake agreed. "They even made me this spiffy suit to match," he said, twirling around in a loose, draped, powder blue suit with a shimmery cape to boot. "Honestly, I would have worn the dress, too, just as long as I had something delightfully diaphanous to don."

"You're a muse," Phoebe repeated, still letting the news sink in.

"That I am, m'lady."

"So what are you doing here?"

Drake grinned. "Why, bringing a little inspiration, of course!"

[starryqueen-18]

Friends with Puzzles Chapter 1: Friend Request Denied

It has been a long while now, Mr Puzzles has been spying on Queen Fairy and fandoms for a long while now, he’s been curious about them ,Queen Fairy especially, She and the gang are just hanging out being pals. Yup just them out there being pals, best, best friends. Until the fandoms left leaving Queen Fairy alone just vibing in the grass

Puzzles sighed in boredom, this is getting nowhere. “Ugh it’s been two hours. Nothings happening, well I guess she’s just ordinary gi-"

Just then growling noises can be heard, Mr. Puzzles looks back and his wires run cold, oh my it’s those minecraft wolves again they found him! Puzzles then looked at the fourth wall and yelped silently before the big scream.

Meanwhile, Queen Fairy was just enjoying the breeze when she heard Puzzles screaming. “What was that?” she gasped, coming from the bush, Queen Fairy Creeped slowly and closely with her magic in her hands ready suddenly, puzzles jumped out of the bush already attacked by the wolves, Queen Fairy jumped back out of surprise. “AHHH HELP GET THESE SMALL PIXELATED FURRIES OFF MEEE!!! EEEEKKKK!!!!” Puzzles screamed as if he’s in agony, the two wolves were biting his legs while one was biting his antenna. Queen Fairy uses her magic to remove the wolves from puzzles.

Mr Puzzles is freed from the biting of the wolves but is shocked and amazed seeing Queen’s magic in action as if he has witnessed the most wondrous thing ever. After Queen fairy carefully placed the wolves down and fed them bones, minecraft hearts floated from them and left happily, she waved bye at them and looked at Puzzles who was still in shock.

“That was the most astonishing performance of a rescue I've ever seen…such glistering magic ever witnessed ... .such power…” said Mr. Puzzles, he then has an idea popped into his head, he sees it all the power, all the glory, all the-

“Uh hello?” Puzzles were snapped back into reality, the thought bubble disappeared with a poof effect, Queen Fairy spoke again “are you doing alright?” Puzzles dusted himself off and smiled “Alright? Hahaha why I’m fine, even better than fine and it’s all thanks to you, dear.” Queen Fairy replied “aww it was nothing, I know minecraft wolves calm down with bones, the cuties will act angy when provoked or attacked." Puzzles sweated at that part and pulled his collar and gulped, “y-yeah hehehehe I wonder who would do such a thing like that.” Puzzles brushed the vibe off and continued “ anyway say you seem to be handy with your magic there, miss Queen Fairy.

Queen Fairy looked at him with surprise on knowing her name,”how do you know my name?” Puzzles explains “well, let’s just say I have a hunch or rather say, spied on you from the bush.” Queen fairy cringed with disgust and said “what the nuts dude you were spying on me?” Puzzles smiled and boasted “Why yes! For you see, I am the great, mighty, handsome, your one and only: MR PUZZLES!!!” Queen Fairy gasped for she realized it…it’s him, the TV guy who tormented the SMG4 crew, the guy who caused so much torment to them.

The Queen was choking on words in shock “y- you-” Puzzles then spoke up with a boasting voice ”yes that’s right my dear the real and grand deal!” Mr. Puzzles continues on,”you see I’ve been studying you and your fandom friends, and I must admit it was an inspiring look, yes, such adoring friendship, and you…you don’t look like you’re from here.”

Queen Fairy tries to say something “O-of course not, I’m not from here, so what, why are you here?!” Puzzles replied “oh well perhaps you can see I came from far away I was defeated by those ruffians and-” Queen cut him off words “I know SMG4 beat you already.”

Puzzles looked at Queen Fairy “what?” Queen Fairy replied “yeah I watched the SMG4 Video with the whole Meme Factory now get to the point.” Puzzles cleared his throat, “uh yes ahem, now then I was wondering if we could make some arrangement, just imagine it, you Queen Fairy, the Queen of Fandom world and I Mr. Puzzles the handsome and funny- ""you’re not funny no more bruh” Queen interrupted, Puzzles continues on “well I wanted to make a little shall you say…friend request.”

 The Queen looked confused “Friends? With you?” she asked, Puzzles replied “Why yes, we could make videos together, draw together or even, take over the world?”  The Queen spoke again “ok now that last part is uneasy.” Mr. Puzzles puts out his hand, “so what do you say friend?” Queen Fairy went silent for a bit and casually answered “yea, no!” 

Puzzles looked shocked “wait, no?” Queen Fairy Explains “look Mr. Puzzles, you seem like a charming and handsome guy,” She looks at Puzzles and sparkles flew around him like some anime effect when a cute person makes an entrance, “more cute than handsome”. Queen Fairy clears throat trying not to make it a fangirling scene trying to focus on what he did,” but I don’t know about that, after all you did harm SMG4, Kidnapped Meggy and turned her into Leggy” Mr. Puzzles tries to explain his side but Queen Fairy keeps going still. “And not to mention the time where all the tv shows you trap the crew in, so even if you're a nice guy, I’m afraid I’m going to decline that request, but your music number slaps though.”

Puzzles then tries to cover all that by putting his trump card. “That was a misunderstanding darling, for you see I have changed and a fine man can’t yo-”

 Queen Fairy pulls out her magic staff out of her chest like magic and her outfit transforms from kitty rainbow sweater to white long sleeve shirt with a bright aqua overall dress, she aims the staff at Mr Puzzles with magic at the ready.

“Whoa now wait! Wait a minute Human, can’t we just talk this out? Maybe a cup of tea or earl grey?” Puzzles  fakely pleaded but Queen Fairy didn’t buy it one bit, “sorry pal but you ain't gonna fool me, I ain't no one’s puppet Puzzles!” Queen Fairy charges the staff’s power and ZAPPPP!!!!! 

Mr. Puzzles was blasted all the way off into the air, “Mark my words human, you will be my friend and I will prove it to you my own way, you’ll see! I WENT TO COLLEGE!!!!” Puzzles screamed until he disappeared leaving behind a ding sound effect like in team rocket blasting off, just like that Puzzles was blasted off to 6 houses of Monday. 

Queen Fairy then made the staff disappear and dusted her hands “phew, good riddance.” Suddenly she heard Professor Pine’s voice calling to her. Queen Fairy came over to the Palace entrance to meet her and Rakala,  Pine asked “Miss Queen fairy, are you alright?” Rakala joined in “yeah we heard some blast sound, you ok?” Queen Fairy Replied “yeah some TV Man Mr. Puzzles trying to ask me to be his friend, probably such a trap thing, I took care of him but that guy is a weird creep.” 

Rakala cringed, “ugh what a weirdo.” Pine said “didn’t you say that Puzzles once trapped SMG4 crew and almost took over the meme factory?” Queen Fairy answered “Pine, we watched the SMG4 Puzzlevision saga, remember?” then flashback to the girls and the fandoms watching SMG4 Puzzlevision movie, Queen Fairy, Jesse and Charles were singing the Creative Control song while King Olly just sighed and others like barnacles just humming to the song, it was full of excitement and now flashback ended “You were singing that stupid song ever since, you even rewinded the movie 267 times.” Rakala complained Queen Fairy laughed nervously “well hey, you can’t seriously blame me for having a liking to that song.” 

Pine said “that song sure was indeed catchy, but I hope this Puzzles person isn’t a problem with you.” her voice turned to concern but Queen Fairy consulted Pine “don’t worry Professor, I took care of him, I blasted him away from here so he’s the problem anymore.” Rakala agrees “yeah and if he does come back, I'll punch him in the face then he'll stand by for life.” she cracks her knuckles “aww thanks Rakala, but as I said he won’t get me, we should be fine.” and with that the girls laughed and went inside the palace.

Meanwhile with Puzzles, Queen Fairy sent Puzzles away alright, into another world, this place is plain and barren like it’s been abandoned for centuries, few trees and grass are present, Puzzles woke up in an old castle, a castle that is nothing but in ruin. “Ugh, that could've gone sweeter.” Puzzles coughed and dusted himself off and checking the screen, it’s a bit cracked but still ok, he then recalled back to what just happened, of course, she…she denied the offer of friendship and blasted him here.

But Mr. Puzzles also remember that he will make her be friends with him if it’s the last thing he does, but first…he needs to find out what to do to commence. 

End of Chapter 1

Alrighty first chapter done, so whaddya think? Puzzles smooth friendship request plan didn't work and he got traveled to another world, wonder what plan shall he strike next, stay tuned and stay safe and kawaii

bye ^w^

[minijenn]

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Featuring Allison's soft debut as promised. Even over the phone, she's still A Bitch. Enjoy!

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“So we got the waterfall back and saved the town,” Mabel wandered into the shack, cordless phone in hand. She wore an excited grin as she detailed the events of the summer so far to whoever was on the other end of the line. “And then we solved this big huge conspiracy and found the eighth and a half president and then we almost went to space–and almost died–and then we-”

Mabel stopped short, her smile slowly fading as she paused to listen to the harsh-sounding voice on the other side of the phone. “Oh,” she said, her shoulders dropping a bit. It wasn’t lost on Steven, Soos, or Wendy when she let out a small, disappointed sigh as she absently twirled her hair. “R-right. Uh… sorry… Yeah, I… I’ll get him.” 

She sighed again when she pulled the phone away before calling for her brother. “Dipper!”

“Yeah?” he asked, poking his head into the gift shop. 

“Mom wants to talk to you,” Mabel said as she held the phone out to him. 

At the mere mention of their mother alone, Dipper froze, his eyes going wide. He quickly played off his alarm, however, when he noticed the group that was standing behind Mabel, watching curiously. “Uh… Y-yeah, ok,” he hesitantly took the phone, steadying himself for a second before he offered his mother a terse, tense greeting. “H-hello, Mom.”

Whatever she had to say to him was lost on all the others, though Mabel could hear a little as she stayed close by her brother’s side. To Soos and Wendy, this entire conversation seemed strange, from the way the twins kept exchanging unease, almost anxious glances, to the way Dipper could barely get a word in edgewise as their mother continued hotly rambling to him about something. 

To Steven, however, this was all so fascinating. 

He stood by, watching the twins with wide eyes as they spoke to their mother, an experience he’d never had and never would. It was so intriguing, to the point that he hardly even noticed just how unusual his friends were acting. He hardly even noticed just how much they didn’t really want to be speaking to her at all. 

“Y-yes, I have been,” Dipper nodded, clutching the phone like a vice. “I know… But I-” He stopped short, suddenly paling at whatever his mother was telling him. “N-no! You don’t have to–Mabel was just kidding about all that stuff, you know how she can get!” 

Mabel let out a scoff at this, fixing her brother with a frustrated glare that he all but ignored as he continued pleading with their mother. “Seriously, Mom, we’re fine. You don’t have to come check all the way up here to check on us–” His dread evened out into something akin to resignation with whatever his mother told him next. “Yeah, no, right, of course. You’re way too busy for that anyway, I forgot.” He scowled down at his shoes as he sullenly returned her farewell. “Yes, I will. T-thank you. Bye.”

The moment Dipper hung the phone up, he finally let out the loud, irritated groan he'd been biting back the entire call. He shoved the phone back into Mabel’s hands, as he stormed over to the other side of the shack, ranting all the while. “‘Ugh! She drives me nuts! ‘Make sure you’re keeping up with your summer studies so you can get into an ivy league someday’ this and ‘Stop reading those mystery novels, they’ll rot your brain’ that. Even when we’re several hours away, Mom’s still acting like she can control every little thing we do!”

“Well, hey,” Mabel shrugged, forcing on a small smile. “At least she sort of listened to some of the stuff I was telling her about this time. Until she told me to ‘stop making up wild stories again’ anyway…”

“Yikes…” Soos spoke up, frowning. “No offense, dudes, but your mom sounds sort of… intense.”

“‘Intense’ doesn’t even begin to cover it,” Dipper huffed, crossing his arms. “Our mom is probably the most stubborn, overbearing, bossy woman on Earth.”

“But,” Mabel piped up as her already wavering smile widened. “She only acts like that because she really loves us a whole, whole lot!” 

“Yeah,” Dipper bitterly scoffed under his breath. “Sure, she does…”

[sleepy-vix]

i actually love studying maths bru what the hell

but like i really hate studying specialist maths because im so bad. also when its easy it's just suspicious and then i overthink

i really dread studying biology and physics bc i know nothing and there is so much content to relearn 😭 ahzbsjxb

hmmm literature is okay but its gonna take alot of time bc i have to write my whole essay and then memorise it

and then i still have to study for my japanese writing exam ugh how annoying (i thjnk i'll put this off until like next week a day before the exam tho.... i'll be fine. japanese is lowkey easy anyways)

sigh

and i have to go shopping this weekend to buy a present for my friend too wth 😭 i have no tims for anything shxbdj

lowkey dont wanna go shopping but im a good friend so.... sigh. maybe i'll treat myself to a book :} the idea makes me so happy but i feel guilty bc i have books unread at home but thats because the books were gifted to me by family members and i dont want to read them at all (its like they dont even know me) so.... ahsbsjd idk i really wanna get frankenstein by mary shelley already AHDBDJDND

okay bye

[thewholecrew]

@headstrongblake said: [ 📞 ] ‘ are you still there? ’ / o & kass

ever since starting college she had tried as much as she could to stop by octavia's at least for an hour or two but usually for the night if grant wasn't there. but tonight unfortunately she had to study and instead of going to visit opted to talking with octavia on the phone. they'd been talking for hours on and off, sometimes silence on one side then the other while kassy focused on studying and octavia dozed in and out of sleep.

but by now it was late and the words on the page were starting to blurr together. with a groan, kassy closed her textbooks and pushed them away, rubbing her eyes with a heavy sigh. "alright, that's it. i'm done, i can't even see the words anymore, it all just looks like chicken scratch." when octavia replied on the phone talking about how kassy studied far longer than she should have anyways, she gave a tired laugh. "too true, bitch, too true.... ugh," as she rose from her seat on the couch she arched her back side to side as it popped and cracked, "fuck sake did you hear that? sounding like a 80 year old over here," she huffed.

"you should be sleeping, shouldn't you? is grant staying over there tonight?" she asked as she began to disrobe in her bedroom. yanking on pjs, she turned her lights off and went to check that her front door was locked. it was when she saw the shadow. the hall lights in her building was always on and a small sliver could always be seen under the door yet tonight, it looked like something was blocking it and she froze. octavia spoke in her ear but she heard nothing but her heartbeat pounding in her chest, the sound of blood pumping in her ears. she froze, stood in her kitchen away from the door and said not a word, wasn't even sure she was breathing.

are you still there? kass? did you fall asleep?

she took a step back only to hit the corner of the table beside her couch, cursing as she dropped her phone. turning she went to pick it up and steady the table as it shook, "fuck, ow, yeah, just tripped..." she said quietly before turning back to the door. but.. the light was there, nothing was obstructing it. she blinked. rubbed her eyes again as her heart continued to race. you okay? octavia's groggy voice drew her from her panic as she quickly went to the door to double check it was locked, hesitating at the peephole before shaking her head. she was just seeing things. she was exhausted, she was sure. "fuck, o... i'm fine but i need to go to bed... minds playing tricks on me i swear it..."

with a yawn, she stretched before getting into bed and plugging her phone in the charger beside her. "alright, i love you bitch, you fucking got this okay?" she told her with a sleepy smile. "yes, yes, me too, thank you---well listen, whether i think imma flunk this test or not we are so celebrating it tomorrow cuz it's fuckinnn fridayyyy. text me your favourite treats and i'll pick em up on the way over, kay? ok, love you, tell grant i said hi---i know, just to fuck with him," she grinned as she got cozied up. "haha, bye.."

[sakuraswordly]

Sonic: You two are actually a lot alike you know that. Gilgamesh & Hakunon: We're nothing alike!

Hakunon: Are you the massagers of the moon cell who know everything about gossip and spicy secrets, right, right, right?!

Sonic: Whoa?! Where did you come from?!

Hakunon: That shopkeeper told me that I can ask you too!

Kotomine: *Evil giggles* Yo!

Sonic: Ugh.....you bastard.....

Hakunon: So, so?

Sonic: I’ll help you if it’s within my area of knowledge. So---if I have to guess--

Hakunon: You can tell me about that jerk King Gilgamesh, right? Who is this arrogant Servant, and how can I control him, I’m begging you, please tell me!

Sonic: Yep.......I knew you would ask me that....💧

Hakunon: This time he's not here. Great, now hurry!

Sonic: Largely pride. King Gilgamesh is the keystone of humanity, its protector. It's his job to him, it's what he was created for The people of Uruk; Gilgamesh's people, where humanity at its peak. He can see all possibilities and all futures. Humanity as it stands is an insult to the people of Uruk; which was the entire world. Of those possibilities, he has seen the golden age that humanity will someday come into and is angry that humanity is taking a step backwards instead of forward to that golden age. This is from Gilgamesh's perspective at least; humanity is ugly and this makes King Gilgamesh angry. (Source) Gilgamesh's fundamental flaws are clearly pride and indecision. At the beginning of the book, his arrogant hedonism leads the gods to punish him by sending Enkidu. Later, his killing of the Bull of Heaven offends the gods yet again – resulting in the death of his best friend.

Hakunon: Wow.....so how to control him?

Sonic: *Smug😏* No way, no one can ever control him. Beginning with King Gilgamesh, his entire life he was known as a tyrant king. He became so arrogant and erratic that the gods were forced to create another being in order to challenge him! How was King Gilgamesh a bad leader? As a consequence, he was a very bad king, who viewed the kingdom as his personal candy store. His position as a leader was all about getting everything he wanted at the expense of whoever had to pay. He exploited his position and his people for his own base enjoyment and personal enrichment. Calling you a king of men would make me laugh. A fool who united heaven and earth, ruling over men without governing his country. A King of Heroes is just that, and not to be called a king of men even by accident. That is his true nature about King Gilgamesh. Hakuno Kishinami. Don’t think you’ll come to understand this king. You should act as his Master and nothing else. 

Hakunon: How could this servant be good anyway?! There is nothing useful I can do! But why AUO is a hero?

Sonic: King Gilgamesh of Uruk is a hero in The Epic of Gilgamesh in much the same way as many other epic heroes. He goes on a journey that changes him and he returns home having learned new things. His story is one of the best examples of what literary scholar Joseph Campbell calls the Hero's Journey.

Hakunon: .............you don't seem to hate him.

Sonic: We've kinda been through a lot lately. He did lose something important in the world but---he's too kind more than you thing, Young Master.

Gilgamesh: Ahem!

Hakunon: Whoa?! Oh no.

Gilgamesh: What a smart-mouthed, aren’t you Sonic?

Sonic: Heh. You want her to study history from others and to learn others’ opinions, aren't you?

Gilgamesh: Spoiler too much?

Hakunon: You still haven’t acknowledged me yet?!

Gilgamesh: Wait--what's that supposed to mean?!

Sonic: You two are actually a lot alike you know that.

Gilgamesh & Hakunon: We're nothing alike!

Hakunon: I'm going to Rin. Bye!

Gilgamesh: Brother.......

Sonic: Here's about her personality!

Gilgamesh: Errrr----

Sonic: Master Hakunon does come to acknowledge and appreciate their allies, and can become visibly worried. No unusual speech quirks for a girl in her late teens. Her diction is collected, unemotional, objective, and never flippant. She has a solid sense of self, but she’s untalkative because she doesn’t bother with self-expression. For all that she loves to hear others talk, she’s awful at indicating she’s paying attention.

Hakuno is always more interested in what's outside, other people. She may not be aware of it, but she generally likes people. So much so that even when she didn't know who she was, she never averted her eyes from the troubles of others. She has a tendency to think deeply, never panicking in the face of trouble and only acting after she has a set idea of what to do. When she acts after making a decision, she’s quick, unfaltering, and bold. People may view her as an indifferent and apathetic girl (although her perceived coldness comes solely from her curtness), but on the inside, she's a hot-blooded girl, gallant in her words and actions. She hates excesses and is merciless in her pursuit of the truth. Very lacking in interpersonal tact. Also, very persevering. See, she's very much like you.

Gilgamesh: Oh shut up! Just don't let her know anything about this okay?

Sonic: Of course, pinky promise!

[fushitoru]

HII AASHI :3 rizzy anon is back did u miss me because i missed u!! ok firstly i JUST read the nanami drabble and i need him so bad. u write so beautifully i want to cry and just hold all your works in my hand and tuck them into bed under a fluffy pink blanket!! apart from that, february has been...extremely mid and i can safely say 2025 is NOT my year, i'll have to try again next year. i haven't been attending uni a lot lately cause i have my exams coming up and i need to study (yes going to uni distracts me a lot), and i havent texted him as much cause i'm a busy girl grahhh!! anyways, we did meet up like twice last week, once with the entire photobook committee to finalize the borders and once just us and some of our friends, we all went to grab some snacks cause im a big back and was super duper hungry!! he can also braid hair btw. yes. i think i'll cry because that is the coolest thing a man can do. AND AND HE SAID HE WATCHED TANGLED WITH HIS LITTLE SISTER. i need him SOOO bad UGH!! i'm also writing him a poem since i lowk lack in the artistic corner and well, i'm broke!! but i'll write one for all my friends so he doesnt think im a total loser freak. i'm also thinking of getting him a lil keychain but idk!! i'll go back to my assignments now before i get super super distracted and start consuming brainrot on insta reels!! but!! i will update u after v day!! BYEYEYE

HIII BBBBYYYY! awww im so glad u liked it and that is so sweet <333

omg girl bye that is so real. and yea going to uni is super distracting but i hope ur exams go good?? lock in!!!

AND WHAT OMG THAT IS ADORABLE. that is deffo the coolest thing a man can do, and im so glad it's because he has a sister otherwise i would call him a bop if another girl taught him LMAOSFWI i would tweak out BUT it's bc of a good reason so we won !!!

and that's so real. i think the keychain idea is cute but deffo write a poem if that's what you feel more inspired abt !! maybe write him a poem and give him a keychain (which would make it a little more than what u gave ur other friends, since you'll only get them a poem)??

LMAO insta reels is so reel but im excited for the update!!! rooting for u bb <33

[imgonnabehonest]

personal log 06 04 2024

let's start from the bottom and try to claw our way out, shall we?

first there's my dad. he's got stage 4 brain cancer and the doctors gave him 8-15 months to live about 17 months ago so. um and it shows. two and a half weeks about he was on the toilet and couldn't stand up, so my mom went in to try to help. apparently, this went on for about an hour before i came home to shower. my mom was taking a break when i got there so i didn't even notice anything was wrong for like. a half hour bc that's just how long he takes. my mom called my neighbor over to help. now, with the cancer and all, my dad's been on steroids for a year and a half. along with making you angry and irritable, steroids also make your skin very thin (literally). so with my mom trying to pull him up for the last hour, his arms had completely torn open and the bathroom was covered with blood. after about ten (probably?) minutes of the two of them not being able to get him up, and my neighbor's urging, my mom called an ambulance. bluh bluh drama, the next morning hospital says he's unresponsive, never going to wake up, and would be gone in 1-3 days

two hours later my mom texts us that he's up and hungry so she was feeding him soup.

anyway, he's home, in hospice now so my mom's getting a little extra help taking care of him. but it really seems like he's too much for her already. she said she wants to "do this for him" because it's only for a couple of weeks. i suppose she's sure he wants to stay.

she's also talking about researching more studies and treatments for him to try and "when he gets better" which is. frightening.

she's going for surgery in two weeks to have tumors removed from her bladder. i took off work to drive her because when she had cancer 15 years ago, i was too young to drive and my dad. couldn't? take her? for some reason. i don't know if he even had an excuse. but she ended up lying to them and telling them she had a ride when she was driving herself home.

took my cat to the vet, turned out to be nothing major but he needed to have his anal glands expressed. that could've been worse, at least

job frustrating. good people quitting and bad people. not actually being bad people but certainly not trying

ugh that's enough bye