#uncle clint

[sunflowerandsunshinebaby]

Snippet!

Hey everybody! This is a snippet of the little Wanda, CG Natasha classification AU fic I'm working on! This will be a series and new chapters ideally will be posted every Friday!

TW: Mentions of death (pietros) and quick mention of an injury

Tag: @cryingatwindermerepeaks @helloomimi @kawaiipeacemusic @aggies-little-duck

The quinjet was near silent despite the fact that all of the avengers were onboard. They were spread out throughout the ship coping from the battle. Steve and Bruce were near the front eating last Natasha saw. Tony and the new member; Vision had been talking for a rather long time in the onship lab. The new little witch hadn't been seen for hours, not that any of them expected to see her. Natasha and Clint had been sitting in a secluded area of the ship in silence. The only noises were the whirring of the machines and their occasional noises of pain as they patched their own wounds.

Clint seemed closed off his face gruff as he cleaned a cut over his eyebrow. But Natasha knew him and she could tell he was wracked with guilt over the twin, Pietro sacrificing himself. His hands shook ever so slightly and he hadn't spoken a word. She placed a hand lightly on his shoulder, her own form of support. She kept it there for a minute before returning to tending to the cut on her arm. “It wasn't your fault. He made a choice” She stated with finality refusing to let Clint wreck himself like this. 

[squilfmybeloved]

clint, arriving at the tower after patrol: isn't it past your bedtime?

peter, watching gremlins on the couch, well past midnight, eating a juice pop: isn't it time you died?

[sanuue]

Idk how I didn't notice before I started this clique, but apparently the townie’s color is orange ⁉️ again, no clue how I never realized

I made these over a long span of time so don't mind the slight style changes in each character 🫶 anyways, I'm so glad I'm done with the townies cuz 😭 I STRUGGLED SO BAD MAN THEY’RE ALL BALD!! WHAT DO I DO WITH BUZZCUT MEN!!! I was literally considering just giving them all buzz cuts but then they wouldn't look any different at all so💀 please just take my feeble attempts

Which clique should I do next?

Edit: ofc after staring at these for 2 hours before posting, I only notice I forgot Clint’s tattoo AFTER I POST IT😍 my favorite thing

[itsagentromanoff]

Clint: Hey Tony, you got any idea how to wrap one of these things?

Tony: Is that a crossbow?

Clint: Yeah. Am I the greatest uncle in the world or what?

Tony: We can’t give Peter a crossbow. He pokes himself in the eye everytime he uses a straw.

[rainstories]

If someone wants to get into comic books/graphic novels, specifically around Hawkeye - where would you recommend to start?

most people get into the 2012 hawkeye matt fraction series first and to be fair, it is the iteration that is most appealing for its fantastic art and writing that is more digestible for a modern audience. its a great comic overall would totally recommend and you SHOULD read it at some point during your hawkeye readthrough, if not start with it. its like a non-negotiable

but im a little snobby so i'm going to reccomend mark gruenwald's 1983 hawkeye run, which is the first hawkeye solo run. hawkeye '83 is 4 issues so if you want a quick adventure with a quick intro to clint's backstory and orgins, the first instance of him being portrayed as deaf, introduction to his wife bobbi, and just a general idea of how he is when he's in costume on the field, it's a great place to start! and one of my faves so i'm totally biased :PP

solid flashy intro with his stupid silly costume and im a clintbobbi shipper sooo

[thefabelmans2022]

i'm like 99.99999% sure the mcelroy titanic lore is not a bit but now i'm starting to worry it might be.

[mastcrmarksman]

[ inbox prompts ] accepting ⸻ @monmuses ⸻ [text] This forced open my third eye and I saw the devil (from Charity)

[ Contact ; Charity ⸺ Note ; Banner Jr, the real threat ]

[ sent ] ⸺ OH MY GOD

[ sent ] ⸺ WHY WOULD YOU SEND IT TO ME TOO

[ sent ] ⸺ why do i have suffer too

[ sent ] ⸺ isnt there some by law that you cant make your uncles suffer?

[ sent ] ⸺ kid i write this lovingly

[ sent ] ⸺ what is wrong with you

[buthearmeouttho]

If I was part of the mcu (Pt. 13)

Everybody: *walks out*

Tony: *Stops them*

Me: well that wasn’t very nice.

Tony: you are not supposed to be here, Steve, did you bring the child into this??

Me: no, he actually put up quite a fight for me to not be part of this.

Me: but his opinion doesn’t matter to me.

Natasha: What about Wanda and Clint, did they say no? *meaningful look*

Me: yes, but I can fit in a suitcase and know everything so it didn’t matter right at that time.

Me:

Nat:

Tony:

Everyone:

Me: I’m sorry Wanda, your opinion does matter.

Clint: what about me?!

Me: until you admit that Legolas trained you, and that your real name is Robin Hood, your opinion doesn’t matter as much.

Me: still worth more than Steve’s tho

Tony: *laughs*

Steve: given that I’m a lot older than you-

Me: you tried five times to illegally join the army, don’t talk to me.

Bucky: *laughs*

Sam: ha. I knew there was something!

Me: Nat, don’t unofficially disown me:(

Me: after unofficially adopting me with Wanda.

Natasha: Don’t worry, I’ll keep you around.

Me: ok good.

[marvelsfavoriteuncle]

Dear Journal… 🖊️

I’m in trouble.

I promised Clint I would babysit Nate, his youngest son, so him and Laura could have a little afternoon to themselves…and I lost him.

We were in the middle of the living room, playing connect 4 and I leave to go to the bathroom for one second!

In total at the house, I got all the Barton kids, Rochelle, Luna, Rick, Liane and Rei.

Nate Barton gave me a freaking heart attack! 😭

How can somehow so cute and small disappear so fast?! Then again his middle name is named after freaking Pietro, who is Erik’s son aka Ethan and Cole’s half brother!

I made Ji-Hoon’s boyfriend Pietro for playing games and teaching the young boy all those silly tricks. #oneofthecutecouple’s according to Liane!

Anyways I come back to the room thinking I was gonna find the boy playing on his own or using his IPad instead. Nope. 🙂‍↔️

I go searching around, even asking the others if they saw him. It resulted in everyone going on a little Easter Egg Hunt for Nate because someone decided to play hide and seek, and not tell anybody.

Nate roped all the other little players into the game too, I don’t know how he did it! Riley, Dylan, The Twins and other kids were playing too.

Next thing be I know I am playing hide and seek!

And guess where I found Nathan Pietro Barton?

Guess.

He wasn’t in the kitchen.

He wasn’t in the gym area.

He wasn’t in one of the bedrooms.

He wasn’t in one of the offices.

He wasn’t in the pool!

That little boy was on the roof of the building (which is safe by the way, cause that’s where everyone has parties, watch the skyline and go out to breathe) with Kate’s dog.

Pizza Dog and Nate were on the roof wearing sunglasses, drinking juice boxes and looking at the city. I saw Natasha was up there too, taking pictures so he was safe.

When he turned around he saw me. The only thing Nate said was, “Hehe you found me! I win! We go again?”

I just faceplate at that point and shook my head chuckling.

I am getting old…

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[breakfast-with-a-side-of-angst]

Penny knows her face looks bad. Normally, she’d throw on some concealer and pull up her hood, but the bottle she keeps in her school bag is fresh out.

(The amount of concealer she goes through might be worrying. Hell, her talent for covering bruises might be worrying.)

Of course, it was the day that she runs out of concealer that she ran into Steve. And by that, she means that she quite literally ran into Steve.

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

HIGHLIGHTS FROM THIS EPISODE OF FRIDAY NIGHT PUNCHGROUND

MATT MURDOCK SUES ABW

Previously, Clint Barton/Hawkeye (Marvel) was fired from ABW for speaking against the company. In order to get his job back, Sam Wilson/Captain America II (Marvel) hired Matt Murdock/Daredevil (Marvel) to represent Clint. Matt Murdock filed his suit against ABW, claiming that Hawkeye’s firing was retaliation and that he should be reinstated immediately.

The fight isn’t going to be easy. A few days after filing the suit, Matt, Clint, and Sam learn that the lawyer representing ABW is…

[younswnn]

Y/n : [drawing in the living room, minding her own business]

Y/n : [sneezes]

Clint, from the vent : Bless you.

Y/n, looking around : G-God?

Clint, accidentally bumps his head : Jesus Christ!

Y/n : JESUS CHRIST!?!!?!

Nat, watching the whole scene : No baby, that’s just uncle Clint from the vent [laughs]

[spideyson-stuff]

Clint: When you'r gonna officially adopt Peter, Strak?

Tony: What?

Clint: I wanna be an uncle

Tony: Okay in first place, who said you would be the uncle if I had a child? and in second place... I'M NOT ADOPTING PETER!

Clint: That's not fair! I let you be my children's uncle when you first met them! 😡

Tony: What!? when?- I someday?- YOU'R AVOIDING THE MAIN TOPIC!

Nat: But hey Tony, I wanna be an aunt too

Tony: ???? WT-

Nick: You're putting off this adoption too long, Stark

Tony: Furry, stay out of this, even if I really adopted Peter you wouldn't be his uncle

Steve: Does this apply to me too? :(

Tony: YES

Sam: Me?

Tony: Absolutely

Bucky: I'm not even gonna ask

Tony: Smart

Peter: I won't call any of you uncle

Everyone: 😟

Peter: Except Scott

Scott: :D

Peter: Uncle Scott is cool

Scott 😁

[couple-of-guys]

The time right after FATWS, in which Bucky plausibly lives in Delacroix and joins Sam on his missions and helps Sarah with the business and plays fun uncle to Cass and AJ and makes old man friends with Carlos and everyone is happy and the SamBucky possibilities are endless, is my 2012 Avengers Tower with Clint in the vents

[aurumacadicus]

Omg. A concept:

"I'm glad you all could make it," Tony said solemnly, hands clasped behind his back as he paced in front of the table.

"You literally texted us all that it was dire," Rhodey deadpanned.

"And then you texted me that I should bring donuts," Happy added, unimpressed.

Tony didn't take it personally. They were all there and Happy had actually stopped and picked up donuts.

Pepper looked even less pleased. "Are you dying again? Because if all of this was to tell me you're dying again, I'm going to be pissed."

Carol blinked, mouth already filled with a cake donut with sprinkles. "Huh?!"

"Don't worry about it," Tony told Carol, just as solemnly as he had before. "This meeting is to inform you all that I will be leaving the country imminently. I have already scheduled to have my appendix out and will be living the rest of my life in Antarctica."

"HUH," Carol barked again.

Pepper tapped at her phone and raised an eyebrow, reluctantly impressed. "Wow. You really did schedule a voluntary appendectomy."

Happy sighed and rubbed a hand over his face, then leaned back in his seat tiredly. "Why are you planning to live out your remaining years in Antarctica?"

Tony sighed the sigh of the supremely put upon, turning to look out one of the windows at the view. "I giggled in front of the Avengers."

There was a brief pause. Carol was frantically chewing to bellow another 'huh' at him, but Rhodey reacted first, instead shrugging and reaching out for a bear claw. "Oh, well, rest in peace, pal."

To Carol's relief, both Happy and Pepper screamed 'what' with her in response.

Rhodey blinked at them placidly. "Guys, he literally says 'heeheehee' when he giggles. He hasn't laughed like that in front of other people since college and a group of girls started teasing him about how cute it is."

"I did not get laid until the memory faded from MIT's collective consciousness," Tony added, nodding. "Girls thought I was adorable and guys made fun of me in mean ways. I forgot myself and now must pay the price."

"You're such a fucking drama queen, Tony," Happy sighed. "And what do you expect to do when you're too old to take care of yourself?"

"Walk onto the tundra and peacefully fall asleep, and perhaps they'll ship the ice cube that is my body back for burial," Tony answered promptly.

"I can't tell if this is a joke or not and it's upsetting," Carol snapped, and Pepper just sighed at her, pitying.

"The room went silent, and Natasha just looked at me and said 'oh' and looked like she might cry," Tony continued, ignoring her. "Clint didn't even make fun of me. He just said 'aw.'"

"Steve must have liked it at least, right?" Pepper asked desperately.

"He crumpled to the floor like I'd personally grabbed his guts and twisted," Tony informed her. He turned to look at Carol and Rhodey. "In any case, I called you here to inform you that the team might need your help more now that I am no longer an option. Pepper, Happy, run the company as you see fit."

"Can I get your Def Leppard vinyls?" Rhodey asked over Carol's frustrated howls.

"Stop fucking encouraging him, Jim," Pepper barked, then was distracted by a text from Steve. "Steve texted me."

"I will hear no arguments. I have already made up my mind," Tony informed her imperiously.

Happy read over her shoulder, shameless. "'Tell Tony I survived seventy years in the ocean and I will come and get him from Antarctica.' How'd he italicize part of a text."

"I think he just radiates disapproval at the screen until it cries uncle," Pepper replied.

Tony considered all of this new information, then decided, "Well. I suppose I'll just have to keep moving. JARVIS, the armor, if you please."

"Captain Rogers has already broken into the lab and dismantled several, and has told me he will leap on any suit I manage to get flying toward you," JARVIS answered promptly.

"I see. Then I will just throw myself from the window now," Tony replied, and both Carol and Happy scrambled up to tackle him.

[mellowmadds]

Casual Study Dates | Peter Parker

(MCU) Peter Parker/Fem Stark Reader

Warnings - slightly suggestive

Summary - Avenger’s compound a usually busy place hustling with activity seems unusually quiet for the day. leaving y/n and Peter in a sticky situation (pun intended)

Word Count: 1,237

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Avenger’s Compound, a place that’s usually bustling with activities and combat training sometime’s has quiet days like this where super-powered humans who have insanely intense hearing can hear a pin drop from across campus. For you though being one of the youngest on the team you hated those days because it seemed as if everybody always wanted to see what you were up to. You weren’t necessarily an avenger but you were extremely smart and helped out around the lab and worked on some Stark Industries projects with your dad every once and a while. And that’s how you met Peter Parker and during those first two years of awkward conversations and study dates you two seemed to find some comfort in all that awkwardness.

“Are you nervous about MIT sending out their decisions soon?” Peter asked while getting comfortable on your bed while staring out at the beautiful city view.

“Why would I be nervous Peter? Most of my family are MIT Alumni.” You said a bit cocky if you really think about it.

“I- know it’s just I figured maybe you’d be experiencing the same nerves I was. It was a stupid question nevermind sorry” Peter stuttered out.

“You don’t have to be sorry Peter and you definitely don’t have to worry my dad put in a good word about you. You’re one hundred percent getting into MIT” You told him confidently.

You knew Peter was an anxious person and you’d do anything to take his nerves away.

“Now are we going to keep stressing about MIT or are we going to figure out these formulas that Bruce gave us to solve?” You asked while holding up the stack of papers labeled ‘Top Secret Formulas’.

Peter nodded his head yes while lifting his body off your bed to instead sit on the edge of the bed closer to your desk where all of your work was scattered across your laptop.

“But first I need to put some music on or else I won’t be able to focus” You said before sliding the miscellaneous papers off your laptop.

“That’s the Stark in you talking, how can you focus better with music blasting in your ears?” Peter asked while laughing.

“I guess you are right, that is a classic trait of my dads. But it just helps me focus better. I don't know, I can't explain it.” You turned on your playlist before flipping to the first page of the stack of formulas Bruce assigned you to solve.

Your speaker was loud but who cares it’s not like anyone cared or was listening everyone was off doing their own things. The first few songs were upbeat and fun but the farther you got into your playlist the more guilty pleasure songs started playing, but Peter didn’t mind he was blocking out the music anyways so he could focus better on the formulas in front of him. What you didn’t know was that Steve and Nat were standing outside your room listening.

“Knee deep where? doing what?” Steve said worriedly looking over at Nat.

“It’s just a song Steve stop being so old-school” Nat smirked back at him.

“But Peter’s in there with her, what if they aren’t actually studying?” Steve asked as any worried uncle would.

“The song is talking about having relations in the bathroom during dinner time, that’s not appropriate Nat” Steve said firmly not accepting any excuse now.

Nat wasn’t interested in continuing this conversation any further and started walking toward the living quarters where there sat Bucky, Clint, Bruce and of course Tony.

“What’s got you so tense Cap? Your boyfriends right here if you have to relieve some tension” Tony laughed making fun of Steve and Bucky’s unusual bromance.

“I think you should worry more about what your daughter and Peter are doing upstairs” Steve said, crossing his arms.

“What? What are you talking about Cap? His vigilant ass better not be corrupting my innocent perfect daughter” Tony angrily stated as his face turned a shade of red nobody expected.

“They are listening to a song about having relations in the car and bathroom” Steve said pointing upstairs to your room.

“And you didn’t shut it down the moment you heard that? What kind of uncle are you?” Tony asked running up the stairs to take a listen for himself.

“Oh my gosh the lyrics are filthy but it sounds so calming, how does an artist achieve that?” Tony muttered under his breath before harshly knocking on your bedroom door and bursting in unannounced.

“What’s going on here?” Tony yelled loudly only to be met with a view of you sitting at your desk and Peter sitting on your bed leaning against the headboard with a textbook and stack of papers sitting on his lap.

“What dad? We are busy figuring out the formulas Bruce gave us. Why the hell is everyone crowding outside my room?” You asked, pointing towards Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint and Bruce all huddling in a circle outside your bedroom door.

“Well we heard the song you guys were listening to and were a bit concerned. You guys aren’t acting on those lyrics are you? You guys better not be under my roof” Tony questioned with a look of disgust on his face.

“What the hell are you going on about dad?” You asked looking over at Peter who looked like he'd seen a ghost.

“Are you guys having sexual relations?” Tony asked in disgust as your playlist suddenly skipped to the next song which would make your case even worse.

“Head so good, she's an honor roll she’ll ride your what like a carnival?” Tony repeated the lyrics.

“I am on the honor roll though, so it’s not entirely a lie” You replied back smirking like a smartass.

“This is not a laughing matter young lady, we are talking about something serious here, answer my question right now” Tony stated with a straight face not joking around anymore.

“Yeah we are and what about it?” You said, shrugging your shoulders.

“Y/n not in front of everybody” Peter said shyly.

“Who cares Peter they were going to find out sooner or later anyways, might as well just tell them now” You said looking back at everyone’s shocked faces. As you looked past your father behind him stood Bucky handing Clint a ten dollar bill.

“You guys had a bet going on about us?” Peter asked, looking back and forth between them but also keeping one eye on Tony just in case he might try to kill him.

“This conversation is not over and from now on this door stays open” Tony said sternly ignoring all the giggles and snarky remarks coming from his fellow avengers. Your playlist then starts playing a different song which lightens up the mood just a little.

“This one has a dance to go along with it, watch H-O-T-T-O-G-O it’s like the YMCA'' You said while doing the dance.

“I like doing the YMCA” Steve said, smiling now entering your room.

“Of course you do because you're ancient” Peter said jokingly.

As you can expect you didn’t think you’d be ending your day teaching Steve Rogers the Hot To Go dance however you wouldn’t trade the quiet days at the compound for anything because at the end of the day you’re just one big family and you wouldn’t trade them for the world.