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martyrbat · 2 years ago
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dcu halloween special (2009)
[ID: a one page story titled “The Lady Who Lives Down the Lane” from the above mentioned comic. In it, three children are all dressed up in some variant of a zombie Halloween costume. They're standing at a iron gate and are staring at a large, gothic house that has all the lights on. The girl tells them, “No one has ever seen her face and survived...” Her friend adds on, “I heard her father made her crazy and her hair turned white.” The third child, a boy dressed like a zombie football player with a fake popped out eye, is unimpressed by the rumors and says, “Big deal. My father makes me crazy too.” He unlocks the gate as the other boy gossips, “I heard she poked out her own eye!” The girl continues, “I heard it from my friend's sister's cousin's boyfriend that she can see the future. For reals.” The skeptical kid dismisses, “Yeah, right. Probably just some stingy old lady who doesn't want to give out candy. Well, I'm not afraid of her.”
The kid walks up to the door and rings the doorbell to reveal Rose Wilson dressed in her Ravager costume! The boy tells her trick or treat and Rose silently raises her hands to her mask. She hooks her finger underneath it and pushes it up to reveal her full face without the viewer seeing it. The child screams out in fear, dropping his candy bag and running away with his friends! But Rose simply picks up the candy and complacently smiles as she says to herself, “I love Halloween.” END ID]
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fandomkingdom18 · 10 months ago
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i feel like darry, dally, and two-bit are so danny tanner, uncle jesse, and joey gladstone coded
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kommandonuovidiavoli · 1 year ago
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TEEN AU (Year: 2013)
PART ONE
PART TWO
Characters: Sector V TND Sector V 2.0 Rachel + Fanny Tommy Chad Cree Henrietta/Heinrich Patton Numbuh 10 Numbuh 157 (Soopreme Leader) VILLAINS STATUSES
Story: Presentations Delightful Meeting Lizzie Visits Writings Fight Penny Realization Normal New Numbuh 4 Picture Perfect Birthday Girl Miracle DudeBro vs Beetles Coming Out How I Disappear Laugh Beef KND Style "Operation: C.A.K.E.D.E.D." KND Style "Operation: P.H.O.T.O.S.H.O.O.T."
Lore: Hair Nigel is gay Relationships Numbuh 1-2 Crazy ex Powers How TND works Abby Shield WallyxKuki Random Facts Rainbow Hoarders Code 0010 Teen Orientations Villains? Families Dead Penelope Facts! Sector V 2.0 random info! Soopreme Leader 5 Say uncle...?
Random: Nigel Swears Shortie Gossip Coffee Addict New Sector V Hair Dye EnEsEfDoubleU Too Gay Get Shrek'd GB Teens 1 Mermaid Lover Valentine's Day Virginia Leprechauns Egg Cracker Protecc Blanket Pale Mine Kid Again That's Illegal Pancakes! Gay/Lesbian Power Couple Regrets Hairmergency Language! Bad Dream MERMAIDS ARE MERMAIDS Dudebro's love Pink Contacts Caramel Cursed Sector V 2.0 Beach! Penny spills the beanz! Penneth Doodaloos KND Style Shock!
Pics: Sector V TND (first pic of the blog!!) First Appearance First Propic Liquor+Depression Shopping Cart Opposite World Doodles 1 Scrapped Propic Penny NO Date Day! Penny Propic Teens Next Sailor Scouts BI Pride Joey and Penny sitting on a tree~
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madamesmoke · 2 years ago
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Funky Ideas
Dickie threatens Slade with a sex ban
Respawn or Rose have to do a family tree for school... they take the assignment very seriously (Rose just wants to fuck with Slade and Dick)
That'd also be funny if it was Damian (or Lian through JayRoy (pirate uncle ftw)) [Lian telling Grandpa Ollie ALL about her favorite pirate uncle and how happy he makes uncle dick and the yummy food he makes. Oliver having one heart attack after the other with this information]
Slade and/or Dick are called into the school (maybe for the family project. Maybe Rose got reprimanded for bullshit (dress code))
Slade bringing Dickie food at work (I know it's been done already, but it's too funny.
Dickie gushing about his adorable little baby brother, maybe repeatedly for months, just to have "bigger than Bruce-tank" Jason appear (could bring him food, pick him up for sibling time....)
Joey being a little shit and calling Dick "dad" in front of his coworkers, maybe pulling Grant along (he is suffering, Grant just wanted to get pizza (Joey tricked him))
Dickie and/or Tim succumbing to the combined mother-henning of Slade and Jason
Bruce has hired Slade as his head of security (he needs a civilian presence). Now, Bruce doesn't like him very much, but Alfred approves and Dickie is the happiest he's ever been. The Press is having a field day
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perlapulido · 4 months ago
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My Darling Criminal
Kyra Cecilia Parker or KC which her best friend calls her moved to a city where crimes lurks every corner. It wasnt her idea but her mothers after a bad divorce living with her uncle. Her life is about to twist in every direction when Kira comes along.
Ch1
It was a rainy day as a woman drove for hours down the road towards a looking neighborhood. She pulled the van over to the curve in front of a three story house with a tall metal gate with a pin lock. "Well. What do you think, Kyra?" Said the woman looking at the teen who just been staring at the window. The girl didnt say anything but grabbing her backpack and got out heading to the gate. "Kyra? Can we talk? Its been two weeks." Said the woman after following her outside with an umbrella. Kyra pulled out a piece of paper and punched in the code to unlock the gate. Buzz. Kyra walked to the door being opened by man who a grey streak on the top of his head. "Hi Uncle Joey." Said Kyra before passing him to get inside. "Hey Cece? Your room is on the top floor." Said Joey then faced the woman who closed the door. "Still mad, Katy?" Said Joey. "She didnt say anything to me for two weeks since me and Garrett split up." Said Katy. "It takes time. Anyways Cece will be starting her new school in two days. Plenty of time to have a look around the city and get everything settled." Said Joey. "Thanks for taking us in." Said Katy taking off her wet jacket. "Dont thank me. Im your brother. Im always there for you and Cece. We can unload the furniture in the morning. I got inflatable mattresses set up in your room and Cece." Said Joey before going to the kitchen. "You really thought of everything. Where's the bathroom? Im gonna go shower." Said Katy. "Upstairs to the left across your room." Said Joey making dinner he had ready on the stove. Katy nodded and went upstairs going down the hall seeing old family photos displayed.
She saw herself, Joey, and their parents smiling at the flea market and another of them surround Kyra when she was a day old at the hospital. But the last one at the end of the hall was a small shrine of a frame with a plaster of a babys feet and hands hanging on the wall. 'Bella Rose Hamatio. May she find Happiness with her mother.' It read at the bottom. Below the frame was a small table with flowers and candles with a bald woman sleep in the hospital bed with IVs around her. Katy smiled sadly at the memories she and Kyra barely had with them. Katy grabbed her clothes from the suitcase and went to the shower while Kyra went downstairs in her warm pjs going to the kitchen. "You two gonna talk or what?" Said Joey making a plate. "Im not at mom if that whats you both think. I feel dumb enough to think that Dad actually cared about us." Said Kyra. "Hes the idiot not you or your mom. That was his choice." Said Joey putting the second on the table. Kyra sat down after getting her cup of water and started eating.
"Have you gotten anything from him?" Said Joey after taking a sip of his drink. "Nothing but one call of him apologizing and wished to tale everything back." Said Kyra. "Liar." Said Joey. "Yeah no kidding." Said Kyra drinking her water. "If he calls again while im in the room. Give the phone to me." Said Joey. "And if he does if im alone then i ignore just like his gifts." Said Kyra biting into steamed broccoli. "Well in the meantime im gonna go bring in the van before anyone comes and steals it." Said Joey getting up and went to the garage. Kyra continued eating quietly until she was done and washed her plate before going upstairs to her room. She sat down on the inflatable mattress and picked up her laptop scrolling through any missed emails or messages. Finding one that she hasnt seen before and clicked it. 'Hello KC. Its been what ten years since we separated. I know we went on our own ways for different reasons but i found out some interesting news. Want to talk about it? - L' it read. Kyra narrowed her eyes for a moment before clicking the live message box seeing he wasnt on at the moment. 'Youre not dumb enough to think im a random girl who just opens up like a book. You need to tell me who i am talking to. Its been difficult to know who can i relay on.' Kyra typed and sent it as Katy came in. "I need some help on the shopping in the morning. Im going to find you some appropriate school clothes while you can get the grocery with your Uncle. Maybe afterwards we can head out to explore sounds fair?" Said Katy. "Yeah mom. Its fine." Said Kyra. Katy smiled before closing the door going to her room downstairs as Kyra's laptop lit up.
'Im an old friend of yours. I remember you were interested in crime stories, facts, and theories secretly when we both attended the same private school. If you want im coming to Japan and I'll give you a location of where we can meet face to face. Theres no tricks if you believe that any harm will come to you. - L.' It read. 'Fine. Tell me when just know i am my fathers daughter.' Kyra replied back. 'Im fully aware. I'll send the location when i arrive to your city. Good night KC. - L' it read. Kyra closed her laptop sitting on her small night table and turned off the light to lay down. She turned to the side facing the window looking out at the moon being covered by the clouds making her relax and let her eye lids grow heavy into a deep sleep. Meanwhile Joey parked the van in the driveway in front of the garage and brought the boxes inside leaving the furniture behind. He carried the last few boxes inside placing them down next to an old car that was covered and heard a car pulling over. "Mr. Hamatio. Would you like any help there?" Said a man wearing a suit and glasses. "No. Im just about done for now. Thank you Mr. Yagami. Hows the kids?" Said Joey walking in the rain without a care. "Great as always. Just been busy with Kira as usual." Said Mr. Yagami. "Good luck with that. Stay safe." Said Joey leaving him after hearing Katy calling him inside. Have mom and i told you many times not to be walking into this type of weather like that?" Said Katy smacking him on the arm. "Plenty enough to know you two still love me including Kyra." Said Joey shutting the garage door after locking up the van. 
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sarah-dipitous · 2 years ago
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Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 352
Inherit the Earth
I can’t believe I’ve done it. After this, there’s only Carry On left. How have I actually watched all 15 seasons of Supernatural this year?? I also can’t believe I’m gonna have to wait over a week to finish the show
“Inherit the Earth”
Plot Description: Sam, Dean, and Jack face the vacant world Chuck has left them with, which they seem powerless to fix. But giving up has never been the Winchesters’ way
Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: considering the boys and Jack are the only ones left alive (for now?????) I’m guessing not
Jack asking where Cas is 😭😭😭 as much as we say Jack has three dads, Cas was his DAD and then the boys were like Uncle Jesse and Joey
I GET that they’re only in one small Minnesotan town and couldn’t possibly get news of anywhere else because who would report it, but constantly calling everyone you know has gotta be some kind of self harm, Sam
What IS happening with Jack? Why are all plants dying if he gets too near them??
Honestly, how Dean hasn’t started drinking is…..ok, he’s at least cracked open a cold one
Dean’s list of priorities when it comes to what Chuck needs to restore after they give him what he wants shouldn’t be so funny. HOWEVER, it goes “the people, the birds, Cas”
The fact that they keep saying “you can’t do that” to GOD
I’ve been wondering if there were still monsters……..a DOG? A dog made it out alive? Dean named the dog Miracle…and he’s fine. That’s so fucking mean. I’d kill Chuck myself if he ever tried to take Megumi from me
WHO LIT THR CANDLES IN THIS CHURCH?!
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What good is having an archangel if he can’t even open a book. Sure it’s God’s Death book, but come on!!
THIS IS CLEARLY A TRAP, DEAN. THAT’S NOT CASTIEL. Omg…
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Istc if we get Gabriel back too…
After the whole Nick thing I forgot how much I actually do enjoy this actor. Him as Lucifer is so much more entertaining. He’s just like, yeah I was in a silly goofy mood before you had to kill me but I’m back now and we can be a TEAM again
Omg!! Luciiiiiii you got us a new Death!! Just in time for Christmas! (He brought a reaper with him and then killed her, making her the new Death)
Ok I went to look up Death’s actress because she looked kinda familiar. Turns out, no. But man, yeah, she DOES look like the kind of person who would be in like a dozen hallmark Christmas movies (I mean that completely neutrally. She just has that look)
Just once I’d like to address a room I just walked into with the solution to our biggest problem by using the gender neutral greeting “Asshats”
And she was right to. Just because she’s only been Death for an hour doesn’t mean she’s not been a reaper for longer than that. Doesn’t mean she’s not been around since the dawn of time, Dean Winchester. You’ve been around for, what, a little over forty years? Cute.
Lucifer literally calling Michael a cuck was not something I had on my 2023 (or 2020) bingo card, but of course Lucifer betrayed them all…he’s always wanted to he dad’s favorite
God…that was centuries and millennia and…ten seasons coming. The FINAL final showdown between Michael and Lucifer
How are both Michael and Lucifer so Touya coded? Though Michael could also be Shoto…their collective disappointment in their fathers’ actions when all is coming to a close, even though anything said fathers would do would only make matters worse, but to not even reach out to the person who could help fix things?? Maybe??
It’s so funny in this penultimate episode that we’re still getting scenes of them doing research
Not Michael dying toooooo
I feel like we’re not seeing Jack for a Reason as Chuck absolutely WAILS on the Winchester boys
Oh was that a voice falter in that “hey Jack,” Chuck??
Really to think that this whole show started as a monster of the week and now they’re fighting LITERAL GOD
Oh so that’s the deal with the plants…they (somehow) turned Jack into a power vacuum but like literally. He just sucks it all up himself to be able to stand toe to toe with Chuck
They’re not gonna kill him, are they? They’re taking a less merciful route. Is Jack the new god????
This is brutal!! They’re goin on about how this is the ending where Chuck gets old, gets sick, dies, and no one cares or remembers him. Damn…I mean, it’s fitting but damn. They got god BEGGING
Here’s my question. Did Jack turn back time to the point where everyone disappeared?? Or is everything a few days or hours off FOREVER now? (This will likely not be answered)
MIRACLE IS BACK!!!! But probably going to their actual owner….
Jack IS the new god. He’s gonna make me cry with this goodbye speech
How was this not the finale?? This would have been a good finale. It’s ending with both of the boys alive and free and driving to classic rock while a clip show of important moments plays
Why did they ruin it all with the actual finale?? It could have and should have ended here. All they’re gonna do is kill Dean in a really stupid way and then make Sam live a long life without his brother while wearing a bad party city wig and then die
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vanana-r0tat3 · 3 years ago
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Which of the various Denizens of Ink Machine/Joey Drew Studio did Bendy's/ The Ink Demon's Nine Sons imprint themselves on? Bendy's gonna need them all if Since He is both a Single Parent & (Bizarrely enough to think about) still a Minor (...Well, at least in His Toon form.) , Himself. It's gonna Be Hard to feed nine hungry mouths all alone.
characters like henry, buddy, and sammy definitely would take care of the kittens whenever they find them around methinks. other characters like malice, allison, tom, and joey would probably not be allowed near the kits the moment they show any sort of hostility, though the thought of one of the babies imprinting on tom is really funny to me 😭
the babies would stay exclusively with the ink demon when theyre young, though as they grow theyd probably end up wandering the studio
even with audrey in charge now, making the ink world less of a kill or be killed hellworld, everyone would know not to mess with the ink demons kin. Bendy has eyes everywhere though so wherever the kits are hes able to know when theyre safe and who they would be safe with
// also about toon bendy being a minor thats really just an interpretation given he doesnt have a canon age, its just that hes small and acts vaguely childlike DHJDFHJDF /lh i do see him as a younger coded character but thats why i dont like toon bendy and the ink demon being the same character, it makes things a bit weird and honestly kinda confusing, so i just see them as separate beings entirely
in this au they are separate beings once trapped in the same body! so during batdrs specific gameplay cycle they are in the same body though with separate minds, but since audreys reset theyve been separated into their respective bodies. toon bendy is like a little brother to the ink demon basically, so an uncle to the kittens
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gallusrostromegalus · 4 years ago
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How young were everyone in the fix when they had their first alcohol?
Yugi: 6 months. Gramps is from the generation that believed "rub some whiskey on his gums" was a reasonable way to deal with teething pains. He had his first alcohol on purpose at like, age 6 when he was curious what Solomon was drinking, and Solomon figured that if Yugi tried beer while he was still bitterant-averse like most little kids, it'd put him off drinking as a teen and he was RIGHT.
Yami: Also 6 months. Water wasn't really the safest in ancient Egypt so he started being given low-fermentation beer pretty much as soon as he was weaned. Got mildly intoxicated on Ceremonial Wine ONCE and hated every second of it.
Joey: Never has, and probably never will. He's seen what alcoholism is like in his family and is determined to not end up like his father.
Tristan: 15. Family Trip back to the old country where the drinking age is much lower, and he was curious. He had a great time getting hammered with his cousins and uncle, and the resulting hangover cured most of his curiousity about the stuff.
Téa: 7, wine at her first Holy Communion. Thought it was gross but has since revised her opinion and gets into her mom's wine chillers on a semi-regular basis to deal with her mom's crazy bullshit.
Bakura: The Parasite managed to get ahold of a bottle of Vodka when Bakura was 12, and promptly discovered: 1. Vampirism and Alcohol don't mix 2. Anaphylaxis SUCKS SO BAD There's a lot about Bakura's body that Disappoints The Parasite but that's near the top.
Seto: Was introduced to how Mild Intoxication Makes Computer Programming Go Way Better by a tutor at age 13. Said Tutor also stressed that there was a very steep dropoff in code quality once one got any more than "buzzed", so Seto subconsiously thinks of Single-Malt whiskey as "Potion Of Program Real Good" and literally never drinks otherwise.
Mokuba: Tried some of the Single Malt at age 8 to see what the fuss was and was DISGUSTED. Convinced all adults are insane, hypothesis confirmed by sampling Black Coffee, also Gross.
Mai: Mai's family is Italian-Americans who own vineyards. Wine has been a part of her life since she could hold her own cup. She has OPINIONS on Wine and could legit work as a Sommelier. Can also blend wines to create extremely convincing fakes of expensive vintages.
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kickmag · 2 years ago
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22 From 2022
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It's 2023 already and 2022 seemed to go by in a flash. Take a look back at some of the best albums of 2022. 
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Beyoncé- Renaissance 
Beyonce's Renaissance did the unexpected by putting house music back into the American mainstream.  The singer's late gay uncle Johnny was the main inspiration and the album cover's reference to Bianca Jagger's famous horse ride at New York City's Paradise Garage set the tone. The foundation of house music was represented with veterans like Honey Dijon and Green Velvet but the current Afrobeats sound was also present. The album received nine Grammy nominations but longtime fans really want to know if it will win Album of the Year. 
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Lizzo- Special 
Lizzo's feel-good mix of disco, R&B, funk and hip-hop was bright and sounded like a yearlong summer.  Cuz I Love You was such a big deal that some people wondered if her fourth album would be just as good. Special was inspired by self-care, sisterhood and relationships. The album was led-by single "About Damn Time" that had Nile Rodgers & Chic written all over it. Lizzo's proud acknowledgement of  '70s and '80s dance music was heard throughout the album that killed any worries about her ability to have another impactful album. 
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Steve Lacy-Gemini Rights
Lacy's Gemini Rights is the moment he became mainstream official thanks to his TikTok hit "Bad Habit." But his obvious Prince influence and wicked abilities produced a whole album of singable ditties for the ages. The pliable falsetto, swift guitar, pure lyrics and Rick James-inspired look got Lacy ready for stardom. The brilliance he demonstrated on his 2017 demo grew and hit a critical mass and now there are many more eyes and ears curious about his next output. 
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Jazmine Sullivan-Heaux Tales, Mo'Tales: The Deluxe 
Jazmine Sullivan's Heaux Tales was updated with 10 more songs added to the original album. The conceptual EP  about Black women's relationships and sexual autonomy resonated with fans and snared a Grammy for Best R&B album in 2022. The deluxe edition gave more women a chance to tell their tale and Sullivan's fiery but raspy tone expanded space to emote.  Ari Lennox, anderson.paak and H.E.R. are on the original and Issa Rae is a guest on the newer version. 
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Danger Mouse and Black Thought's Cheat Codes collaboration sounded like the equivalent of a rap LSD trip. Black Thought's words flowed over funky blues riffs, Western film themes, '60s rock and lazy jazz licks. Guests included Joey Bada$$, Run The Jewels, ASAP Rocky, Raekwon and Michael Kiwanuka. A posthumous contribution from MF DOOM on "Belize" was a surprise made eerie by Danger Mouse's choice of somber horns in the background. 
See the rest of the list.
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y0itsbri · 4 years ago
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hii bri, how are you? 🥰
how do you think ian and mickey spent their weekend? ☀️
hello twisha my beloved 💞 i am well thank you ☺️
(thank you for the ask, this got kinda long oops)
ian started out saturday morning with a quick jog around the neighborhood. he easily could have spent the weekend morning sleeping in late and snuggling with mick, but they had plans for the day so ian wanted to start off the day with his normal routine.
he picked up smoothies on his way back from his run, a 'berry good' workout smoothie with added kale and protein for himself and a peanut butter banana chocolate smoothie for mickey.
mickey was already awake when ian got back. well 'awake' was a strong word, given that he was wearing his blanket like a cape while waiting for the coffee to brew with half closed eyes. he perked up a little bit as the door locked close behind ian. ian set the smoothies on the counter and gave mickey a lingering hug and forehead smooch because he's too irresistibly cute in the mornings.
they have a chill morning sitting out on their balcony until debbie comes over to drop off franny around noon. over the past few months, franny had gotten really interested in her uncle ian's gardening and he promised to take her somewhere real cool this weekend.
debbie and ian chatted by the doors while franny enthusiastically showed uncle mickey a super cool rock she found yesterday and mickey told her about how he knows this 'dinosaur guy' who has some super cool rocks that they keep in a museum. franny asks if the dinosaur guy wants her rock for the museum and he tells her he'll ask him next time he sees him.
they pack some snacks in a backpack and head off to garfield park conservatory. they were a little out of their element but they got their tickets for all the exhibits. ian's expression matched franny's in its awestruck wonder as they took in the sights. mickey and ian took turns taking pictures of each other and the flowers in a very 'tourist mom' fashion. franny insisted taking a picture of them together and directed them exactly where to stand. mickey stuck his tongue out in the photo and got reprimanded by franny who insisted they smile, almost a mirror image of her mother's attitude. mickey smiled in the next photo, but ian leaned over to kiss mickeys cheek. franny threw her arms up in frustration and they finally complied. ian lifted franny on his shoulders for the rest of their time at the conservatory.
franny fell asleep eating goldfish crackers on the drive back to their apartment. mickey gently picked her up and carried her inside, setting her on their bed to nap while he and ian started making dinner: french fries, chicken strips, and apple slices. they cracked jokes with each other and one of ian's belly laughs woke up franny who ran into the kitchen, crashing into his legs and hugging him. he told fran to pick out a movie to watch while they ate dinner.
franny is well equipped with using disney plus, so she put on 'luca.' they all settle into the couch and eventually settle into each other once they had finished eating, franny making her way onto uncle mickey's lap with ian's arm around mick as well. one of mickey's fingers traced ian's wrist before linking along with his fingers. ian spent half the time watching the movie and half the time staring at his enchanted husband.
after the movie finished, fran turned around to look at them and asks uncle mickey if he had been crying. he denied it but ian and franny shared a knowing look. ian affectionately squeezes his shoulder while franny gets herself some oreos from the kitchen while they wait for debbie to come pick her up.
ian and mickey spend the rest of their night drinking some new beer ian had picked up at the liquor store and watching sitcoms to relax and relieve the big emotions that came from the kid's movie.
sunday morning was spent in mickey's favorite way, sleeping in late with his husband. the soft warmness of each other and the blankets covering them being pure bliss.
mickey popped some frozen waffles in the toaster for breakfast while ian turned on the tv to catch some of the morning news. it's kind of a gloomy day outside, but that's okay because it's their cleaning and grocery shopping day anyways. ian had followed in fiona's footsteps by making sundays chore days... whenever he felt like it at least.
mickey swept the floors and did laundry while ian wiped down the countertops and made sure the dishwasher was loaded. mickey bitched about one of their neighbors from down the hall, but then revealed that said neighbor had invited them to their barbeque down by the pool next weekend. mick had said he would have to make sure ian didn't have any plans. even though he was content with the friends he had, ian was proud that mickey had become more amenable to the idea of hanging out with new people sometimes.
now that they regularly shop at a nicer grocery store, ian had been determined that they eat better. but somehow, every time they go shopping, they end up with half a cart of frozen meals and snack foods. there's not much complaining because that shit is good. it is what it is.
the other week, ian had picked up a guitar on sale from the music shop next to his yoga studio. both ian and mickey had been fucking around with it in their free time. this evening, mickey tried teaching ian what he knows about guitars, but it went a lot like how it went in friends when phoebe tried to teach joey guitar.
eventually, mickey ended up on the balcony for a smoke while he scrolled through instagram, seeing a new post of mandy in some fancy sunglasses and palm trees in the background. he double taps and comments some dumb shit knowing mandy is probably rolling her eyes at him from a thousand miles away.
ian was just getting off facetime with lip and freddie when mickey comes back inside. ian tells him about all the cute shit that freddie has been up to lately and lip's success at his new part time job where he mentors kids interested in robotics and coding. ian also mentions that carl is stopping by after his late shift so he can bring them takeout for dinner from their favorite asian restaurant on the south side.
they ate their stir fry, spring rolls, and crab rangoons with the house's specialty sauce as carl complained about his new partner and mickey muttered an 'acab' under his breath before ian kicked him in the shin.
after carl left, the boys headed to the bathroom for a rather spicy shower and then laid in bed watching tiktoks with ian's head resting on mickey's chest as they fell asleep. 🖤
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gear-project · 3 years ago
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KOF Voice Actors.... a THREAD:
Benimaru is secretly Senryo Kyoshiro
Terry is secretly Dr. Faust/Potemkin/Samson/Carmine/Infinite (Sonic Forces)
Iori is secretly Jack Atlas
King is secretly Charlotte/Nakoruru
Mai is secretly Zooey (Granblue Fantasy)/Ryuko (Kill la Kill)/Yukiko (Persona 4)
Robert is secretly Kusaregedo (SS)/Gauche (YGO)
Leona is secretly a Reliable Leader (Soul Calibur V) and the protagonist female (Code Vein)
K' is secretly Chipp Zanuff
Blue Mary is secretly Seraphina (Disgaea)
King of Dinosaurs is secretly Deusolbert Synthesis Seven (Sword Art Online)
Athena is secretly Jessica de Alkirk (Lunar)
Kukri is secretly Ryu (SF6)/Katsuya Jonouchi (Joey/YGO)
Heidern is secretly Lucky Glauber
Dolores is secretly Hildegarde von Krone (Soul Calibur)/Marida Cruz (Gundam Unicorn)/Laura Croft/Dixie Clemets (Rumble Roses)
Whip is secretly Amitie (Puyo Puyo Tetris 2)/Kunimitsu/Jun Kazama (Tekken 2)
Krohnen is secretly Jaden Yuki/Patroklos (Soul Calibur V)
Maxima is secretly Phoenix Ikki (Saint Seiya)/Captain Ginyu (DBZ)/Kenshiro
Kula is secretly Yuffie (FFVII)/Mikoto (SS Warrior's Rage)
Elisabeth is secretly Luviagelita (Fate Unlimited Codes)
Rock is secretly Copen (Gunvolt)/Red Bomberman
B. Jenet is secretly Pink Bomberman/Linkle/Susamaru
Geese is secretly Genjuro/Duck King
Billy Kane is secretly Kazuki Kazama
Rugal is secretly Guy (Street Fighter/Final Fight)/Nightwing/Rasetsumaru (SS)/Ryuji Yamazaki
Kyo is secretly Luke (Street Fighter 6)
Chizuru is secretly Livia sas Junius (FFXIV)/Beatrice (Umineko)/Griselda (Odin Sphere)/Lucil (FFX)
Joe is secretly Gunther Schultz (Attack on Titan)
Kim is secretly Wyald (Berserk)
Chang is secretly Zankuro Minazuki
Mature is secretly Princess Zelda/Blake Belladonna (RWBY)/Cidney Aurum(FFXV)/Annie Leonhart
Yuri is secretly Catwoman (SinoAlice)
Goro Daimon is secretly Pippin (Berserk)
Shingo is secretly Zato=ONE/Dio/Uncle from Another World/Zeke Jaeger/Red Magnus/Zechs Merquise
Kasumi Todoh is secretly Blair (FEXL)
Krizalid is secretly Gaston (Berserk)/Alvin (Alvin and the Chipmunks)/Donatello (TMNT/Power Rangers in Space)
Hinako Shijo is secretly Saber/Kokoro (DoA5)/Silmeria Valkyrie (VP2)/Yoko (Ehrgeiz)
Mukai is secretly M.Bison (SFV)/Gilles de Raise (Caster)
Female Yashiro is secretly Ramlethal Valentine/Slayer's Wife Sharon/Majorita (Disgaea)
Original Zero is secretly Nagoriyuki/Nail/Rude/Ganondorf/Zunde (VP2)
Igniz is secretly Goldlewis Dickinson
Nameless (Zhe Prime) is secretly Jotaro Kujo/Silver the Hedgehog/El Fuerte/Beowulf (Skullgirls)/Battler Ushiromiya/Casshern
Jhun Hoon is secretly Asura/Yuda (SS Warrior's Rage)
Haohmaru is secretly Great Might Gaine
Amakusa is secretly Freeman (Garou)/Tachibana Ukyo/Gen-An Shiranui
Kaya (KOFAS) is secretly Linne (UNIB)
Ein (KOFAS) is secretly Orie (UNIB)/Ruby (RWBY)/Mai (BlazBlue)/Kunimitsu 2 (Tekken 7)/Kirika (Blade Arcus)/LeiLei (Darkstalkers)
I hope this list made your brains melt!
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How do you think Jack and Erica turned out, and what are the Bing family up to nowadays?
I love the idea of the twins growing up, Erica as daddy's girl Jack closer to his mum.
I think they had a happy childhood and their parents did absolutely everything they could to make it so. Both Chandler and Monica had fairly neglectful childhoods and they would work really hard to make sure their children know they are loved. I mean they wanted them so desperately that they adopted them and that would translate in how they treated them growing up. Jack and Erica will always know that their parents fought for them and will continue to do so.
Erica would probably have her dad's sense of humour but be competitive like her mother. And Jack would pick up Chandler's dance but like things in their right place like Monica. Both of them would love going to school, Erica because it meant new binders and colour coding her pens and Jack because it meant he got to see his friends again. One of them would be in the drama club like their uncle Joey and the other would be in the band and both parents would take a day off work just to watch them perform. Jack would be on the school council and Erica on the paper, and they'd need to compete each other for school captain or on the debate team and Chandler and Monica would have to pretend to take sides but secretly help the both of them write their speeches. They'd be competitive but know winning wasn't everything, kind and friendly but not pushovers because their parent's personalities taught them both.
Chandler would help them with their homework and Monica wouldn't let them watch television until they'd finished it. Her favourite thing would be watching the three of them at the dinner table, all three of them with pencils in their hands, copying their father sticking his tongue out on his top lip in concentration. Chandler would relish in calling Monica "mum" or "your mother" and send her a secret smile that makes Monica tingle every time he does it.
Knowing what Mondler are like, they'd have Bing Family Games Nights of monopoly and scrabble and play soccer in the backyard on the weekends and Monica would be great at indoor crafts - Chandler told us so and we know he'd try to join in (we saw that with Ben and the paper dolls). Chandler would teach them how to ride their bikes the same way he taught Ben and he'd make sure they were all always laughing, just like Courteney says he will. He'd cry when they hurt themselves but not until he was alone with Monica and he could collapse against her shoulder, he'd never been so scared when Erica broke her arm in that hockey game and as much as he and she loved the sport he never wanted her to play it again. He'd pace the living room waiting for Erica to come home from her first date and treat Jack exactly the same way. He would teach them both to drive and stick his tongue out at Monica when they asked for his cool head instead of her but hold on to the seat the entire time and be just as frightened for them as Monica when they drove for the first time on their own. Chandler will always be their cheerleader, rejoicing when they won and insisting their mistakes weren't failures. Monica would be more likely to ground them or yell than Chandler but Chandler's not a pushover, he'd be just as mad as her when they broke the rules but his disappointment would be quiet and measured.
Monica would make soup and take the day off work when one of the twins was sick and Chandler would be the one to stroke their hair and read to them. The both of them would act annoyed at the intrusion but secretly love having the kids in their bed. They'd put the twins between the two of them and let them sound out their little Golden books to them.
I love that Courteney's only thought about their future is that she's their children's biggest champion and that Chandler makes sure they're all happy. Monica would put up every drawing on the fridge and chandler would frame them in his office. When Jack drew on the walls when he was four, Monica didn't freak out, instead she asked Chandler to go buy more frames and now they have a little family portrait and a couple of shakily drawn flowers all adorned in frames at ankle height in the dining room. Monica would be at every school assembly, standing in the aisles taking photos all the time, cheering them on. She'd plan elaborate parties for their birthdays and holidays and Chandler would remind her to take what the kids want into account, making sure everyone's having fun and not too stressed on the day.
Chandler would hate his paternity leave being over and constantly call Monica to see how their babies are. He'd volunteer at every sports carnival and help put up birthday streamers. He'd grumble about being woken up early on Christmas morning but only because he spent the whole night making magic for his children and he'd spend the entire morning filming his family. Thanksgiving would be one of his favourite days because he has so much to be thankful for and he wants the world to know it.
I like the idea that Monica might open up her own restaurant but I think it makes more sense that she starts a catering company or a little bakery, she always liked the idea of catering for things and that way she could determine her own hours around her children, and Chandler works on the advertising for her.
He'd work quickly up to the top of his company, he's always been good with words. I love that Matthew has always been adamant, and you see it in the show too, that Chandler is a writer at heart. He probably wouldn't let his mother publish his book because he wants to do it on his own merits, but he'd let her encourage him into writing it. And writing, or being the boss of his advertising company would allow him more time with his children. He'd write something great, maybe the story of him and Monica or the next great American novel about living in suburbia, and if the show gave us a glimpse of it, he'd probably write the story of 6 young twenty-somethings, the typical thing that proves the show F.R.I.E.N.D.S was based on his book.
Jack and Erica will sneak out of their bedroom to watch their mum and dad waltz around the living room some evenings and when they're old enough, hearing about their mother crushing on their father and cutting off his toe to let him know it is one of their favourites and makes them laugh every time. Erica is completely jealous of her mother for finding someone who looks at her the way her husband does and Monica just pats her head and tells her she'll find it one day when she's not looking. And Chandler just smiles knowingly when Jack tells him his best friend is the most annoying person he's ever met.
Chandler's never been so hurt as the day Erica didn't want his help on her college essay, not even asking him to look it over. Until she gets accepted and she shows them what she wrote and it's about him and Monica and how they love each other and their children unconditionally and he frames that in his office too, right next to the picture of Monica and Jack dressed in matching Christmas sweater vests.
No matter what, Monica and Chandler make sure their children are happy and loved and Jack and Erica want to grow up to be just like their parents because they've never met anyone better.
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iced-blood · 4 years ago
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The Aftermath of Conquest.
In honor of The Bestest Boy™’s birthday, I gift upon you Dragon Dad.
For @thejanestofdoes​.
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“I half-expected you to be one of those guys who, like. Rents out a theme park or something for a kid’s birthday. Hires a full circus, or his favorite band, or something … y’know, extravagant.”
Seto rolled his eyes and leaned back in his seat; even a cheap, plastic lawn chair looked like a throne when he used it. “I’m rich, but I’m not stupid. Gestures like that are hollow. They cheapen everything. If he grows up used to the idea that the world will bend to his every whim, excitement will cease to exist. Could I pay Tom Kenny enough to dress up as the Ice King and ‘crash’ the party? Maybe.”
Something crossed Seto’s face, and Yugi had the sudden idea that this was a new concept, and that the elder Kaiba liked it more than he wanted to admit.
“But of course you won’t do that. You want to teach him that he has to earn his way.”
“Nonsense.” Seto waved dismissively. “This isn’t about earning. It’s about what will actually mean something to him when he eventually looks back on it. He’s four, Yugi, he’s barely going to remember this day. Even if I did rent out a theme park or buy him a pony or commission a fucking statue or whatever, is he actually going to care? What do you remember about your fourth birthday?”
Yugi chewed on his lip. “… Mama says I was real insistent on carrying my own cake to the table after dinner. I tripped on the carpet and faceplanted into strawberry frosting. I cried. My uncle Satoshi laughed so hard he had to go to the hospital. I don’t remember any of it, but the rest of my family does.” He blinked. “I guess that proves your point, doesn’t it?”
“Mm.”
The back gardens of the Kaiba Estate were more than lavish enough for a party, anyway, especially since Kiko had roped the entire house staff into setting up games and attractions not unlike those found at any given state fair. She was currently manning the whack-a-mole, while Roland took up his shift in the dunking booth.
“When Mokuba looks back on today, he’s going to know that the people here cared enough about him to make something special for his first birthday party. These aren’t professional. They aren’t to code. I had to rebuild basically everything just to make sure nobody would break their damn necks. But there’s heart in this, to use your grandfather’s pandering nonsense. He’s going to remember that he’s loved. All he would ever know if I showed him pictures of an empty Six Flags is that I’m rich, vain, and stupid. He’s going to know that well enough from experience; he won’t need to be reminded.”
“Wait. First birthday party?” Yugi blinked. “He’s never had a party before?”
“Attempting to convince my fa — my predecessor,” Seto cleared his throat just a bit too loudly, “to throw a party for a toddler was one of the most catastrophic failures of my life. He quite literally threw me out of his office.”
Yugi flinched.
Then it was Seto’s turn to flinch as a sharp, keening wail assaulted their ears.
Mokuba sat huddled on the grass, clutching his leg, having tripped over a skipping rope and sprawled flat on his face. Even from here, Seto and Yugi could both see blood dripping from the boy’s knee.
Before Yugi was halfway out of his seat, Seto was three strides out from his; but by then, Joey had already swept up to the boy from where he’d been haunting the snack table. He squatted down and immediately started placating the young Kaiba; his voice, usually so loud and boisterous and unavoidable, was soft and melodic.
“Hey, hey-hey-hey … what’s up, there, little dude? Whatcha do? C’mon, c’mon, lemme see. Let’s see.” Mokuba, sniffling up a storm, eventually removed his hands. Joey hissed. “Ooooooh. That’s a rough one. Looks like a dragon bite.” He hunkered back on his heels. “Hey! You never told me you fight dragons! Are you a knight?”
Surprise and confusion waged war on Mokuba’s little face, and all at once he forgot that he’d been crying. “Me? Knight? Wif armor?”
“Yeah!” Joey grinned that infectious grin of his. “Man, you gotta wear armor when you’re fightin’ dragons. They’re tricky, y’know.” He plucked up the rope and waggled it around. “Looks like you scared ‘em off and made ‘em leave their tail here. Y’know what that makes this? A trophy!”
“Trophy,” Mokuba repeated solemnly.
Joey nodded. Then he stood up. “Oi!” he called out, looking Seto’s way. “You got some armor anywhere, there, Kaiba? Gotta make sure the kid’s equipped! Who knows what might come crashin’ his party next time?”
Seto looked … stunned.
Utterly and irretrievably flummoxed.
Then he said: “… I think I have just the thing.”
He headed into the house to fetch a first-aid kit.
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This isn’t where I expected this piece to go, but y’know what? I can dig it.
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thatpennybenjamin · 3 years ago
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@vegaflow @vegaprose: forgive me, I borrowed Harvey and Joe for a drabble. 
“Looks like Harvey and Joe are going fishing, Colly.”
A shudder wracked the small frame of the dark haired girl with large green eyes. Eileen had gotten a note from Helene, Colly’s ‘bestest friend in the entire universe’ and it had made her heart stop.
Dear Aunt Eil,
I’m worried about Colly. She doesn’t want to skip rope or go look for fairies in the woods. We don’t use the code Uncle Jimmy taught us anymore, well, I do but Colly doesn’t answer back. She sits inside at recess and she gave her turn with Sprinkles the hamster this week. Dad and Joey are going fishing tomorrow and I don’t want to go, its not fun anymore without Uncle Jim. Can Colly go instead?
Love,
Helene
All it took was one meet up after the kids were all in bed. James Murphy had left a huge hole in so many lives with his sudden passing that Harvey and Eileen were left to try and pick up the pieces and cobble something together. The four of them had been a village, then it was just the three musketeers , now it looked like it was just a pair of two broken hearted people trying to make sense of the world for their children, who were hurting just as much if not more than they could have ever imagined. Joseph, who Jimmy had taken an immediate shine to since his birth had gone quiet. Eileen had expected it, he was a boy who had a huge heart even if he wasn’t one to show it. Helene had kept her sweetness through it all acting as the glue. Colleen on the other hand had completely retreated into herself. Her light had left her, as Eileen’s mother had said. The next morning bright and early Colleen was roused from her slumber and scooted out of her room for breakfast and a change of clothes.
She had to play it just right. Drawing in a breath she steadied herself. Why had Mama made her do this? Carefully hedging her way through the front gate of the Starling house Colleen’s heart leapt for a minute. She had her Dad’s old fishing pole, a Tupperware container of marshmallow treats and crease in her brow. For a second it looked like she was going to bolt.  Harvey smiled softly.
“We can’t leave her behind.”
“Why can’t we just take Bugsy or Sully? As long as she doesn’t go. Dad, please. Don’t take the girl.”
The words had stung like she’d been slapped. A deep red color filled her pale face. Col bit her lip to keep the tears at bay. Throwing the pole down and dropping her mother’s Tupperware she bolted for the one place she’d felt safe. Up into the old lighthouse overlooking the oldest part of the port. A literal straight line from the direction of the Starling and Murphy homes on Shepherd’s Point.
“Joseph Cole Starling….”
Before Harvey could even finish he noticed that his son was nowhere in sight except for his dark head halfway down the block towards where Colly had run. A small smile graced his face as he shook his head. “What’s going on, Harv?”
Eileen had popped out of the kitchen for a moment to see what all the fuss what about.
“Joe’s got an apology for your Colly. He’s been in a mood since I told him about our plan. Evidently when we used to go with Jimmy he felt it was like a boys club. Something that was just for us.”
Eileen nodded knowingly, for she did the same with Helene and Colly down at the salon. They were the only little girls on the block and while they both excelled at touch football and weren’t scared of many things she felt that they needed to be allowed to be girly. Even if they both could bait a hook better than a man.
“Something tells me though that they’ll be back. Want some coffee while we wait?”
Joseph on the other hand was keeping his eye on the long dark braid that felt like it was miles ahead of him.  
‘Never should have said that. Why’d I go and say that to her?’ Shaking his head as ran harder after his friend. He could still see the look on her face.
“Col! Wait!”
She had already cleared the fence and was probably half way up the steps to the top of the lighthouse.  He was just about ready to yell up to her again when he heard sniffling from the cliff edge.
“Col…”
At the sound of her name she whimpered. Her face was bright red and he could tell she was nearly hyperventilating. He sat down next to her and she moved away.
“Colly ‘m sorry I said that….”
A hiccup and a shudder in response.
“I heard my dad and your mom talking the last few nights. You haven’t been the same since…you know…”
“It would have hurt less if you’d a hit me, Joe. It feels like…without my dad…I’m all alone.”
Reaching his hand towards hers he held it gently. He thought back to all the times Colleen was leading the pack of the neighborhood kids to run down to the docks to greet their fathers. If Jimmy had been home Colleen was hanging onto every word he’d said about his trip out. Joe had watched as Uncle Jimmy had taught Col how to repair nets and weld pieces together for anchors. Then it all stopped on a dime.
“I don’t know where I belong…”
Joe had always felt something deep down for Colleen. She’d always been pretty in his mind, like a doll his Nan would have in a fancy glass cabinet. He didn’t ever want her to be this sad ever again.
“You belong here…with me.” A realization of what he was saying hit him and he felt a warm rich of heat spread across his cheeks.
“A-and Helene.”
There was a moment in time that froze. Col wiped her eyes and thought for a second. It took her a moment but for the first time in what felt like forever Colleen Murphy smiled and to Joseph Starling it was one of the most beautiful things he’d ever seen.
Without another word Col leaned in and kissed his cheek before taking off one more time.
“Last one to your Dad’s car has to bait the hooks for the rest of the summer!”
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mwolf0epsilon · 5 years ago
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A story of Sammy stumbling upon siren head?
Summary: The studio wasn't the only place hiding the lurking horrors of the world.
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Freedom had come with a lot of existential dread and lingering doubts. It hadn't been the oh so sweet respite that everyone had coveted so much, not when they were still abominable creatures made of cursed ink (and in some cases machinery). Still, for all that they'd worried, Henry had pulled through and prevailed.
He'd not only gifted them their salvation from Joey's nightmarish dream, but also offered them a way to live unafraid in a world they no longer belonged in. He gave them a house, food, clothes, a life worth living.
Never once did he ask for anything in return. A true loyal and kind friend to those who desperately needed such a charitable heart.
"You don't need to repay me. I'm only doing what's right, and besides I got that house after my uncle died... It never really felt right to move out of town with Linda and the girls, and I never knew what I was going to do with it." He'd humbly dismissed any offers to repay his kindness. "You all need a safe place where you can recover and slowly reacquaint with normalcy without anyone judging or fearing you. The location is perfect."
And it was. An isolated corner of a vast forest, with nearly no signs of civilization. Easy for Henry to check up on them since he knew where to go to reach it, but out of the way enough that not even hikers came by often.
It helped that it had a bit of a... Dark reputation. Missing cases, strange sightings, and creepy sounds in the night. A deterrent for sane people with a yellow streak.
For someone like Susie and Allison who looked human enough to pass off as such if provided with an appropriate disguise, it was a bit of a hassle. Grocery shopping (when they were in the mood to be seen by the oblivious folk in the nearest town) took longer due to such a long trek.
For others like Tom and Buddy who were living cartoon characters it was a more comfortable experience. They could go out and feel the sun upon their skin without fear of what may happen if they were spotted.
And then lastly, for beings like Sammy, the Searchers, Butcher Gang, and for Norman, it was both a stark reminder of their inhumanity, and a blissful respite from the crippling dissonant thoughts that made them oh so prone to violent outbursts.
In the woods there was no one they could hurt if they lost their senses (which was not as common a thing as it once was, but still something the Projectionist suffered with on the regular). In the woods there was peaceful silence where they could wade through the madness and regain their footing. In the woods they could almost be their former selves.
Granted this was a double-edged sword on one regard: The Projectionist tended to wander far and not recall how to come back.
If Norman ended up somehow stumbling back into society, there would be trouble. Which is why Sammy was assigned to follow him every time he felt like going for one of his "little walks".
At first the once-music director had scoffed and been incredibly annoyed at being saddled with such a responsibility. He was not in a capacity to look after himself, much less a 7, nearly 8, foot tall half-ink half-machine man that could easily render him into ribbons if he set him off. Norman's transition from coherent sentient thoughts to downright feral and highly aggressive behaviour was too unpredictable for someone who's memories tended to evade him easily.
But then, as pointed out by Allison, Susie wouldn't be able to calm him because she knew neither sign language nor Morse code (which he'd learned specifically from Norman when he was still human just for fun), and Allison herself was not overly close to him so her presence would only distress him further.
When he'd still tried to refuse, Tom had resorted to threats which he'd returned in kind. In the end it was the pleading looks of both Jack and the rest of the band that got him to relent. But not before barking at them to never say he wasn't a charitable and patient man (things he really wasn't, considering his short fuse and unwillingness to socialize when he was in a particularly sour mood).
Once he'd committed to the task, Sammy found that the sounds of nature soothed him. Watching after the Projectionist wasn't too bad either, as he thought the large monstrosity looked quite happy as it wandered aimlessly, occasionally looking up at the expanse of darkening skies. Sunsets seemed to spark something more human in Norman. Got him to sign more and sometimes vocalize his words (as painfully gritting to the ear as that may be). It reminded Sammy of... Of times long past. Ones where he'd consider this brute as a bright and very accommodating (if not a little annoying at times) friend.
A friend he dearly missed even, for no matter how much they tried, Norman would never go back to being who he was before the studio chewed him up and spat him back out as something some would consider a dubiously smart animal.
The peace also sparked something in Sammy himself. It made him feel more grounded, more like himself, to the point where his form would shift accordingly. Because their bodies were reacting to their slow recoveries.
Over time a few Searchers had slowly become Lost Ones, and a few Lost Ones had begun transitioning into human forms. There was always something a little off and cartoonish about them, but it was progress nontheless. People were remembering who they once we're, and that was more than they'd ever accomplished in that hellhole.
Sammy sometimes could see his true face reflected back by a puddle or larger body of water, but it was a fleeting thing.
At times he could even feel his unruly curls brushing against his neck and shoulders, but they weren't the dirty blond he'd remembered. They were an inky black that upset him slightly, but better than the shiny bald head he'd had for so many years. Less saddening than the yellow glow of eyes that should have been a soft hazel, and much less startling than the sharpness of his teeth. Somehow he always got the nose right, which was adding salt to injury considering he couldn't regenerate his pinkies.
The Projectionist's walks were moments of introspection. Ones where he was sure he'd be able to get his true form back, even if slightly altered.
So imagine his annoyance when one such moment was marred by his selfish distraction...
He wasn't entirely sure when he'd lost sight of Norman, or for how long he'd spaced out just staring at his reconstituted face on the nearest reflective surface, but the moment he noted just how dark it was Sammy knew he'd fucked up.
They'd been wandering for hours and he'd been so absentmindedly worrying over faded memories that he'd just let the Projectionist wander off to the nearest flower patch to marvel at all the pretty colors (prettier than old sepia and inky tones that had made their horrid existence oh so much duller). He'd gotten so stuck in his own head that he'd never noticed his charge moving off to explore further and further into uncharted territory.
They'd never gotten so close to the mountains, and now? Now Sammy was sure he'd never be able to find the Projectionist again. He'd failed Norman.
Something which he absolutely refused to let happen. If not out of pride, then out of shame. He'd rather die than return to the others without Polk in tow, knowing they'd add it to the list of things that made him a genuinely horrid person (aside from ritualistic murder and allowing Joey to manipulate him to the point of idolizing a false god). That wouldn't do.
Sammy wouldn't be able to live with the scorn. So he trekked further to where he assumed the hulking ink creature had gone.
Henry had told them stories. The ones about the people going missing. Freaky tales that had unseen horrors lurking amidst the trees and skulking in shadows. One such creature he seeked (for the Projectionist had become one of these fabled cryptids just by being an out of place being in the woods), but the others he'd heard of, although fabricated, were mysterious and spooky to him.
Having such shluck looping in the forefront of his mind like a bad film reel was troublesome. It made him hesitant the moment he heard anything that sounded out of place.
Steeling his nerves was hard. Despite being made of ink, his heart was very much still human, so he felt instinctively fearful of the unknown. Those silly stories were genuinely scaring him and he resented Henry for being such a good narrator.
With every step further into the mountainside he hoped to see the light of Norman's lens, and hear the clicking of the projector he had for a head.
He was not expecting to hear... What sounded like an emergency broadcast.
It was so sudden and confusing that it made the ex-music director pause in his tracks. An echoing call that spanned miles, like it was being projected from up high.
Looking around his surroundings he saw nothing out of place. Just rows upon rows of trees and a watch tower in the distance further up north.
Turning his head more slowly yielded the same results. Nothing that could broadcast that loudly in sight... Until he saw it...
At first glance it looked like an old siren. Rough and weathered, rusty looking from a distance. Very strange to be found this far away from civilization. But then he really took the time to stare at it. Noted just how off the towering thing was, and then realized... Those sirens hadn't any speakers. They had teeth.
As soon as his mind picked up on this very fact, he saw everything else. And then, before he could exclaim in terror, he was up in the air held in a massive far-too-human-looking hand, and being pulled closer to said teeth.
Sammy screamed as he felt the pain of being bitten into, upper torso pulled into this nightmarish thing's eager maw, only to then be unceremoniously spat out and tossed on the ground. The shock and pain made him deconstruct into a puddle and, to then aggravate the issue further, the beast stepped down on him as if insulted by the vile taste of ink.
Sammy didn't much care. He lost consciousness soon after.
When Sammy came to, the sun was rising. He was groggy from the pain and confusion of being violently assaulted by something straight out of a Lovecraftian novel, and the intense light washing over his eyes didn't help.
Wait... Light?
Blinking away inky tears, Sammy found Norman staring down at him with a posture that read clearly of concern. The poor thing had likely found Sammy's puddle form and been fretting ever since.
The composer thanked whatever god was out there that the monster that attacked him hadn't found the Projectionist. He wouldn't have had the sense to run.
"H-home. Let's go home..." He whimpered weakly, despite the creature before him being deaf and unable to read his lips properly considering he currently had none. The pitiful look of him must have clued the bigger ink being, however, as Norman scooped him up with ease and began the trek back. Sammy directed him, mostly through pointing when he seemed unsure, all the while keeping an eye for that... Siren-Head thing that thankfully found him too disgusting to consume.
The one perk of his abominable state...
Needless to say, they were never coming back to these parts. Not as long as he allowed it. Some things were better off left undisturbed.
Because, as it turned out, the studio wasn't the only place hiding the lurking horrors of the world...
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princeprince81 · 4 years ago
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Adventure#47: New Home
It has been a while since the last story as we are busy with the new house.
After receiving the keys, we arranged with the developer's Resident Relations Officer, M, to run through the defects. M is a typical Chinese uncle in his 50s and he met us at the unit at 9.30am.
As we expected to sweat, we dressed light. Joey is dressed in a black spag, black bra, denim shorts and pink thongs.
"There, the paint chipped off." Joey is busy pointing to M. "Here, the floor hollow." Joey squatted down and knock around to show M. "There, the cabinets stained, below the sinks also" Joey tiptoed to point up and bend over to show below.
I noticed that initially M was busy taking down the notes and looking at the defects but eventually he began to take notice on Joey more than the defects. From her cleavage to her butt cheeks and maybe even her pink thongs.
"Ok, I taken note of the defects. How about the next room? Quite similar defects? Is there anything on the loft?" M asked Joey.
"Oh ya, have. Come, I show you." Joey walked to the next room and climbed upstairs while M and me followed behind. M climbed halfway and stood at the stairways, probably too old to climb all the way up, while I stood behind M.
"There, here the walls also got bit of cracks." Joey tiptoed to point up. This made her shorts rode even higher, revealing more of her butt cheeks and a bit of the pink thongs via the gap. From M's lower position, we can even see the butt cheeks and thongs very clearly for the few seconds.
"Here the tiles quite jialat, you see?" Joey squatted down facing us and bent forward to point out the faulty tiles. What a sexy view, with her legs wide apart and cup D cleavage clearly showing to M at his eye level. M must be enjoying his defects check in the morning. By the time we finished, it's already almost 11am. We were all hot and sweaty.
"Ok, I take note of all the defects liao. Later in the evening maybe I get the contractor supervisor up to meet you all so that they can arrange the works. Until then, maybe you guys can go have meals then relax and hang around to use the facilities." M told us." But if you all are not around it's ok. So long your door don't change the default password first until the work is over. "
"We should be around. We already took leave and planned to swim and maybe the gym." I told M.
We went for our lunch nearby before heading back. "Wow, the weather so hot. Want to go for a swim" Joey complained and changed out of her dressing and into her black bikini. As its an empty unit, we just put everything in the room cabinet.
Fast forward to the swim, nothing much and pool was empty as not many residents have shifted in. We went back to wash up. Since it's only us and there are no lights, we bathed with the door opened.
"Aiya. I left the set of new clothes in the car. Can help me take?" Joey shouted from the shower.
I went down to the carpark to get her clothes. Took me quite some time to find her clothes and went back up.
As I opened the door, I was shocked to find a sweaty bangalah worker, in his 50s, coming out hurriedly into the living room.
"Hello sir, I the contractor supervisor. My name B. I waiting here, no one at home?" He walked out to the living room.
I realised he can enter the unit himself as its still using the default code. "Eh, you wait here first." I told him as I walked in to pass Joey her clothes. I noticed that I can actually see Joey's naked body clearly from outside the room, in the hallway. From her cup D boobs, trimmed pussy to her big round ass.
As I head in, I also noticed her pink thongs on the floor, looking stained. I remembered we placed all our items in the cabinet. I picked it up and took a sniff. Wow, the smell is over whelming, her sweat, juices and urine smell and somewhat there is another new musky sweat smell. That fucker must have been smelling her thongs and jerking off using her thongs.
"You are back? Who are you talking to just now?" Joey walked out to change into her new clothes.
"The.. Contractor supervisor lo" I told Joey as I put her thongs back into the cabinet. "He was here liao when I came back."
"They are here so early? Wow, so dangerous leh. Like that can just come in anytime, no warning one." Joey commented.
Deep inside, I thinking, ya lor, already seen your body, sniffed your pussy smell and jerking off to your thongs.
After a quick show around, we headed back home. Once home, I grabbed Joey on the bed and began frenching her. It has been about 2 weeks since we last fucked due to the busy work schedules and new house. We were both very horny.
Immediately Joey was moaning as i removed her clothes and began fondling her boobs. "Ahhh... Hmmm"
"So big." M and the contractor supervisor must have loved it. "Imagine if it's just only you showing them around. Wow mdm, your nipples so tasty. I see you bathing I cannot take it" I licked and pinched her nipples.
"Hmm Ahhh.. Noo.. Don't.. Hard.. Ahh.. No." Joey put up a weak resistance.
"Wow, your smelly chee bye so wet already." I slid two fingers deep into her pussy. "I know, cause I smell your dirty thongs just now."
"Ah..ahhh Ahhh.. Ahh. No.. Ahh.. U.. Ahh.. Smell? Ahh." Joey moaned louding as she lifted her legs up in the air.
I pulled out my dirty cock and put in front of her as I continued fingering her. "Mdm, come suck my sweaty smelly lan jiao. I buay tahan already.
Joey sucked hard. "Ahh you.. Ahh never bathe. Ahh. Smelly.. Leh. Ah salty.. Dirty leh. Ahh.. No. Ahh."
After a while, I turned her around and fucked her hard in doggy style. "Wow, shiok. Ahh.. So wet. So tight you horny girl. Your ass so big"
"Ahhh.. Ahh hmm. Ahhh ahh ahh.. Ahh.. Ahh.. Ahh." Joey moaned. "Ahhh. Ahhh..."
We fucked hard for another 5 mins before cumming together and released all my load onto her butt before heading for a nice long shower. What a way to end our sex drought.
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