#undercut wigs

[archivist-apnea]

Detective arriving on scene

Big inspo from @spilledkaleidoscope fem Harry portraits I love her sm

[localfandom]

am i the only who thought chishiya js has an undercut

[talbot-larry]

I have so much to do for cosplay and I'm sitting on my ass 5 months before the convention like I don't

[jamiethebeeart]

This is not a cosplay account (nor will I make a tumblr cosplay acct) but!!!! I'm very excited to have started on my undercut Spinner wig! I cut off the extra length on the wig and am using those fibers to sew my own wefts to add back in!

I previously did an Iida wig and my biggest :/ was the fact that I couldn't cut the fibers as short as I wanted because the wefts would show. This wig is an experiment to figure out how to circumnavigate that. (I know arda has specific undercut styles, and people will do fur for undercut sections but! Fur isn't feasible for my region (too fucking hot) and the color choices are limited through arda.)

[neeeooon]

Hello once again! Could u pls write reader x jo togame where he cuts his hair (idk if u read the manga but that happens) 🤧💔💔💔 and they’re mouring his wonderful lucious locks because thats what i was doing during that chapter vro💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀

-jo togame anon/ former karasu’s wife anon

i love the undercut but mannnnn do i miss his mop ❤️‍🩹

an angel lost its wings

togame jo x gn!reader. crack, fluff, slight angst if you squint, reader is shorter than him

you nearly pulled a rosalie when she met bella for the first time when togame walked in after his “be back in a sec” trip. it had not been a sec, and you were very thankful that the bowl in your hands was plastic and not glass.

“what do you think?” your beloved boyfriend asked as he rubbed a hand over his next-to-naked nape. you swallowed hard and fought the urge to throw yourself on the ground and scream, “why?!”

he didn’t look bad—in fact, you found togame’s haircut quite attractive. but it was different. his messy mop was one of the things that drew you to him in the first place, and you loved running your fingers through it. this new style wouldn’t have the same effect, and you found yourself mourning those precious moments.

you didn’t say that, but togame read it all over your face. he smiled softly with a gentle coo and approached you with open arms. “aww, dear. it’ll grow back.”

you pouted as you walked into his arms. “‘t won’t be the sameee.”

“it will beee,” he mimicked, earning himself a tiny stomp on the foot. togame laughed at your retaliation, which made you smile.

with your head on his chest, you experimentally ran your fingers over the back of his neck. before, they’d catch on the long ends, and you’d offer to braid it for him. now? nothing.

you frown deepened. “this can’t be. i’m dreaming, right, jo?”

togame’s chuckle rumbled through you, and he rubbed comforting circled into your spine with his fingers. “it’s real, my dear.”

“nooooo~”

he squeezed you tighter and pressed his cheek against the top of your head. “i promise it will grow back.”

“when?”

“eventually..?”

you faked a sob and rubbed your face against his shirt. “eventually is too long! wait here, i’m gonna go buy a wig or some cute hair extension clips—“

togame caught your hand before you could slip away and pulled you into him again, swallowing you up in a hug. “don’t leave. it’ll hurt my feelings.”

sighing, you melted against him in defeat. “fine,” you grumbled. “you win.”

“do you really hate it?” jo asked, his voice softer and smacking you right in the chest.

you kissed the side of his neck when he bent to press his forehead against your shoulder. “no, i don’t hate it. it’s a change, for sure, but if it means you can fight without worrying about it distracting you, i’m for it.” he’d once mentioned to you that someone grabbed his hair in a fight, using it to land a hit, and you’d been so upset for him that you offered to cut it that night.

it was different with you, though. his hair was a comfort, something you loved about him, even if it was a hassle.

“i didn’t make the decision lightly,” togame added, his words slightly mumbled in your shoulder. you smiled and ran your fingers over the shaved hairs on his nape.

“i know. i was just being dramatic. you look handsome no matter what’s on your head.”

togame sank against you as he sighed. “it’ll grow back.”

“it will.”

“then you can play with it all you want.”

you pulled away, the movement forcing togame to lift his head. when you caught his eye, you smiled and kissed his nose. “you kidding? i’m gonna play with it now.”

ten minutes later you were watching a show on the couch, togame fast asleep with his head on your stomach and your fingers curled in his hair. you smiled softly at him, and made it your mission to tell him how handsome he was every chance you got.

[eyekoninurarea]

Blurb abt syre getting a new haircut like yung mga typical na gupit ng masc ba tas reaction ni dani

mild nsfw under the cut

‎Your management was always clear about one thing: with every album, EP, or era, your look had to evolve. They called it “rebranding.” You called it “mild identity crises on a schedule.”

‎You’d already made it clear to your stylist that one line could never be crossed.

‎“No dye. No bleach. No wild colors. My hair stays virgin,” you’d told them with a laugh. “The only virgin thing left on my body, honestly.”

‎They’d exhausted every possible style for your current length, though. After hours of debates and mock-ups, you’d finally agreed to something drastic. Not just a trim, a transformation. A sleek undercut. Feminine when you let your hair down, sharp and androgynous when you tied it up. Perfect for this era.

‎Your one mistake?

‎Not telling Daniela.

‎Not that you could. Your manager’s words echoed in your ears: “Absolutely no one finds out. Not even your girlfriend.”

‎Now, Daniela, your girlfriend who has the observational skills of a hawk and the jealousy of a cat, was standing in front of you in your bedroom, her brows furrowed, lips pressed into a thin line.

‎“Take your beanie off.”

‎“I can’t.”

‎“Why not?”

‎“I just… can’t, Dani. Let it go, please.”

‎She threw her hands in the air. “Oh my god. Are you- what? Are you wearing a wig right now?”

‎“No!” you gawked at her, slightly offended and mildly annoyed

‎“So what’s the problem?”

‎You exhaled in defeat, her piercing stare breaking your defenses. “I… got a new haircut.”

‎Silence.

Then, a slow grin crept onto her lips, as if she’d caught you red-handed.

‎“Show me.”

‎Reluctantly, you pulled the beanie off, revealing the sharp undercut beneath your tousled hair. Daniela stepped closer like a predator stalking prey, her fingers instantly weaving into your hair. She gathered it up into a messy handful, inspecting every angle.

‎The silence was too heavy. She was too quiet. You stared at your feet, your fingers nervously fidgeting, until she tugged your hair gently, forcing you to meet her eyes.

‎“Dios mío…” she whispered, her voice husky, dangerous. “You’re so pretty. Pretty, handsome… and all mine.”

‎Your breath hitched. Heat flared in your cheeks, and all you managed was a weak, “Mhm.”

‎Her chuckle was low and knowing, brushing her lips against yours until you melted. The kiss started soft, teasing, then shifted, deepened, turned into something that stole every ounce of air from your lungs.

‎Your hands slid down to her waist, fingers brushing the warm, exposed skin under her hoodie. She smiled against your mouth like she knew exactly what she was doing to you. The world blurred as she guided you backward, her hands tangled in your hair until you were straddling her lap, her nails lightly scraping the shaved part of your undercut.

‎Something snapped around your wrist. You blinked down. A slim black hair tie.

‎“Ponytail,” she ordered, her lips grazing down the column of your throat, teeth nipping lightly as your trembling hands struggled to gather your hair.

‎“Mhmm… yeah. Eat me out just like that,” she murmured, smirking against your skin when you froze, cheeks burning hotter.

‎By the time the two of you stumbled back into the studio the next day, the damage was done. Hana’s sharp “Why are you walking like that, Dani?” and Sophia’s raised eyebrow at the red scratches marking your back were enough to send you sinking into the floor.

‎Safe to say, Hana and Sophia were not impressed. Whether it was the deep red marks peppering your neck, or the way Daniela winced every time she sat during dance practice, the lecture from both of them was brutal.

Worth it? Absolutely.

[zoe-oneesama]

Is it me or does your Audrey look actually beautiful than the LB series Audrey ?

I did a lot to make her less weird lol. Like, in canon her bob doesn't actually touch her head in the back which makes it look like she's bald and wearing a wig, so I turned it a bit more into a bob with an undercut:

I'll put mine side by side to the reference I used.

And in her closeup without her sunglasses is where a lot of her problems are - the eyelashes that don't go to the waterline OR the entire lash line, the weird dead look in her eyes, the eyebrow that's all one thickness like a bad tattoo...so I tried to do something with that.

In fairness, these things inherently just look better in black and white than on a 3D model.

[venustrvck]

KUNIGAMI RENSUKE x M!Reader

m!reader is a cross dresser, established kunigami rensuke x chigiri hyouma, cafe meet cute

wc: ~800

A man blocks your vision. He's classically handsome and masculine; with a sharp jawline and orange hair sheered at the bottom. You take him in, and the way his palm goes to cover his undercut as he gears up to ask something of you… ah!

"It's an extra chair, you can take it."

Strangely, his ears go red and his eyes… dart away from you?

"Thanks, but I— uh— you're pretty," he looks back at you, and there's a determined glint to his eye when he goes on, "I'm Kunigami Rensuke. I saw you earlier and I think you're pretty, and I was wondering if you'd consider going out with me?"

Such a shame! He's so handsome and well-mannered, and the way he got all shy? Cute! He's just you're type. You look down to where your acrylic nails are wrapped around your frappe, then back up again. It really is such a shame. You offer Kunigami an apologetic smile, "I really appreciate the sentiment, you're a sweet guy," you start, tucking a strand of long hair behind you're ear, "But I'm a boy."

You're sure he meant to confess his interest in the pretty girl he thought you were; what with the long hair, make-up and cute off-shoulder top you had on. You're pretty, you know you are, that's why you like dressing like this. You liked standing in front of a mirror and picking out a cute outfit, fixing your wig in place, gluing on lashes and nails… you loved to see the way you transformed in the mirror. But weren't a girl, and you think he's the type that's interested in girls.

You can see his eyes widen in surprise, the hand he has at the back of his neck going slack. You can see his jaw work, and you ready yourself for him to take it back and excuse himself. "That's fine."

Yeah, that's what you thought— huh?

"It's… fine…?" You ask, stunned.

What does he mean its fine?! Straight guys aren't into you because you're a guy and gay guys aren't into you because you look too much like a girl. It's always been a no-win for you! So what does he mean it's fine?

"I mean," He goes on, as if he hasn't just fried your brain, "I've got a boyfriend, so if that's fine with you then this is fine with me."

You look back at Kunigami, and… look, you don't mind that he has a boyfriend. Especially if that's the boyfriend, but, "Are you sure?"

His thumb juts out somewhere behind him, and you follow the line of it with your eyes, landing on long pink hair, braided at the side. The guy's wearing a brown turtle neck with a long, black coat. He's got good fashion sense.

As if sensing your eye on him, the boyfriend shifts on the stool and turns towards you… and holy shit! That's his boyfriend?! He's beautiful! Like, he should be unreal? Is he a model or something?

"Yeah," he confirms, ah, his voice is so deep… "Like I said, you're pretty."

His ears turn red again, and cute! Cute! He says it with such a straight face but he gets embarrassed anyway. That's cute! That gap moe is insane. Shit.

"Then yes, I'll go out with you."

A pleased smile overtakes his face, and his hand finally drops from around his neck, "You will, huh? Thanks."

He's so good natured…

After this, you need to go to the nearest shrine and give your thanks to whichever god heard your prayers and sent Kunigami Rensuke your way. A handsome stoic guy with a killer body that's also sweet and cute… you thought it was an impossible ask, and yet here he is. And he's interested in you! He doesn't mind that you're a boy that dresses like a girl! He thinks you're pretty!

"Do you have a piece of paper?" You ask, rummaging through your bag to grab your pen. He shakes his head. Hm. "Then give me your hand."

He blinks, but complies, thrusting his hand your way. You wrap your fingers around his wrist and bring it closer… damn, the whole thing is just corded muscle huh? Wait, no, focus! You click your pen and press it to his skin, scribbling your number across his arm. "Text or call me whenever."

Kunigami smiles, broad and happy, "Thanks, I will."

He's so blinding… god, you could die happy now. "You should go back to your boyfriend now, he's really pretty too, so take care of him, yeah?"

If possible, his grin gets even brighter, "He is, isn't he?"

He's smitten. Cute. You wonder if he'll talk about you the same way, one day. Kunigami straightens up, and gives you his full attention when he says, "Thanks for hearing me out, I'll get going now."

Straight-laced men are the best.

[toovaeloe]

jjk men and their girl’s hair 🪮

A collection of headcanons,

made for a black reader, but others are welcomed to read! some of it is ambiguous

blackfem!reader

characters: satoru gojo, suguru geto, kento nanami, choso kamo, toji fushiguro (AS A JOKE), ryomen sukuna (ANOTHER JOKE)

(Sorry if you have locs pooks😭🤍)

there’s no pronouns mentioned, but it’s made entirely with a bw in mind (with the hairstyles mentioned and such) so I’m still labeling it as fem!reader

definitely inspired by this drabble!

.•*:｡☁️satoru gojo☁️𓍼ֶָ֢⊹

☁️Clueless mf

☁️But he wants to understand

☁️WILL whine about how long it’s taking you to do your hair

“baaaaaaaaaaaaabbyyyyyyyyuhhhhhhh…can’t you like? Work any faster??” He’s huffing and puffing, rolling around on his bed and whining. Occasionally poking his head into the ensuite bathroom to observe the mess that is your workspace. When he does come in, he’s poking and prodding at you. He’s got the nerve to blame your hair for taking away his quality time with you.

And you’re fed up with his brat behavior. He’s so persistent in his tantrum and so bothersome, you’ve had to redo your sections more times than you should’ve had to. He’s just too distracting; you’re gonna give yourself a smiddle part if he doesn’t shut up.

“why don’t you get over here and actually help then???”

☁️he’s never really…done much with hair before. Ever. never had to

☁️the undercut was his one and only move

☁️I mean look at him 🙁 he’s the kind to be like “yeah, I just shampoo and condition. Sometimes I don’t even really need to brush it.” And it’s like, flawlessly smooth and shiny and he should really just get a gig with Pantene for an ad cause damn

☁️he only stumbles a few times and learns at a terrifyingly inhumanly fast pace

☁️Ends up taking over and he’s got your style done in record time, and it looks better than if you had done it yourself somehow. (sorry, it’s literally canon that he’s the best at everything he tries, there’s nothing to be done about it)

🤍and then he’s playing in your head 😭

“Let’s do this one next,” he’s shoving his phone in your face.

“you can NOT give me lemonade braids.”

☁️oh yeah and he’s got the money to fund your hair 🤍 of course

.•*:｡☁️suguru geto☁️𓍼ֶָ֢⊹

☁️Okay not as bad as Gojo

☁️Have you seen this man’s hair?? He maintains it. Cares for it. He can at least do that much.

☁️Learns pretty quickly as well; but he’s educated almost entirely off of YouTube tutorials and online forums

☁️He wanted to start doing your hair together as a cute date activity <3

☁️But then sometimes it’s not that cute

☁️Prayers if you’re tender headed🙏🏽

“Ooooowuh!!!”

“Stop squirming,” He’s demanding around a rat tail comb, pausing the video tutorial on his phone that’s propped up against the bathroom mirror. If you start whining or pulling away he’s yanking you back into place by your hair as he rewinds the tutorial. But he’s nice with you, too; he’ll lean forward and kiss away any tears that gather at the corners of your eyes from over your shoulder, gently whisper and shush you with his lips against the shell of your ear.

“It’s okay, we’re almost done. See? My baby looks so pretty,” As he’s gesturing to you and your three quarters done hair in the mirror, angling your head every which way he wants with a grip on the unfinished section. You’re starting to think he just likes doing that for the hell of it when you catch the beginnings of a smirk curling at his lips. Sick freak. (Love him🤍)

🤍At the end of the day though the style is TIGHT like your hair is gripping onto your scalp for dear life.

☁️And I know he does at home silk presses like no other

☁️They are siiiilllllkkyyyyy

☁️When you do have a silk press or a straight wig installed though he’s styling your guys’ hair to match exactly in the half up bun and half down. With the stupid side bang. (I love his stupid side bang)

☁️Sickeningly cute couples activity

.•*:｡☁️kento nanami☁️𓍼ֶָ֢⊹

☁️Dreamy sigh

☁️He’s not very good at first but he’s VERY good at following directions

☁️And the precision????

☁️You could take a ruler to your head when he parts your hair

☁️They’re so perfect

☁️Best at parting hair

☁️And very meticulous with braiding too

☁️so serious about it

☁️But he also won’t hurt you either when he’s helping you do your hair

☁️It’s more of a sitting in front of the tv watching the same show again while he listens to you talk about your day thing

“yeah, and you wouldn’t believe when— hey Ken?”

“Hm?” He’d hum in return, but his eyes are still laser focused on the way his fingers are deftly working three sections of your hair, overlapping the portions with a careful touch, and yet so efficiently.

“Are you even listening to me?” You inquired, trying to turn your head to catch his eye, but you can’t even get a glimpse of him before he’s directing your head back towards the screen with his pointer under your chin and thumb pressed against the mandible of your jaw.

“No moving. Keep your head forward, my love.” He commands as he resumes his work. That’s right; his work. He takes this very seriously, you will come out with perfect hair every time.

“But yes; of course I’m listening. What’d she do next?”

☁️he’s so gorgeous and perfect.OMGGG

☁️He will drop hella cash for your hair too. He’s a minimalist so he doesn’t have anything else to pour the money into anyway. what’s he gonna spend it on? Another watch? A stamp collection???

☁️Did i mention he’s perfect and the loml?

☁️He is.

.•*:｡☁️choso kamo☁️𓍼ֶָ֢⊹

☁️Hmmm…

☁️Oookay, soooo

☁️He really does try. and that’s what counts.

☁️gold star for perseverance

☁️Yes he can do his own hair and yes he’s taking care of it

☁️But he just cannot…eh

☁️Anything more than 4 parts is giving him trouble

☁️He can’t braid well

☁️He gets so frustrated with himself

☁️Talking to your hair; negotiating with it

☁️Losing every time

Another string of muttered curses under his breath after he insisted he “help” plait your hair before bed that night.

“Cho, it really doesn’t have to be perfect-“

“I know! I know, I’m just—“ Another bitten back swear as he undoes the sections once again with a defeated huff. “Okay, just let me just redo it, one more time. It’s really uneven.”

Don’t flinch at the thought. For his peace of mind.

☁️What he can do though is a mean slick back

☁️edges, 10/10 swoops

☁️And he can give you space buns 💀 to match his hair

☁️he’s good at low manipulation natural styles

☁️He can do twists, he’s not completely incompetent. Just not with clean parts

☁️makes up for everything in relaxing oil scalp massages

☁️You’re gonna fall asleep

☁️Also unexpectedly good at crochets; parts are invisible every time

☁️Which just does not make sense you don’t understand where the disconnect is

☁️He loves when you have your natural hair out

☁️Doesn’t really care how long or short it is, it just makes him happy to see you feeling confident in it

🤍

.•*:｡☁️toji fushiguro☁️𓍼ֶָ֢⊹

☁️LMAOOO

☁️His broke ass doesn’t have shit for you

☁️No money for your poor hair

☁️Also no concept of how expensive it is to go to a salon

“You spent how much…? On HAIR!!????” Definitely clicking his tongue and looking annoyed asl.

“Coulda bought me a nice dinner and place to stay for tonight with that money.”

☁️Sorry if you came for him or Sukuna I won’t really write for them/if at all unless requested 🤷🏽‍♀️ I did warn you

.•*:｡☁️ryomen sukuna☁️𓍼ֶָ֢⊹

☁️Malevolent razor

☁️Really doesn’t matter what type of hair you have; this one applies to everyone

☁️Will chop off little portions of your hair in your sleep.

☁️Does not tell you if the back of your head looks a mess

☁️Let’s you walk around looking foolish

☁️Idk he’s like evil or something

☁️What did you expect

a/n: I wrote this entirely for fun I was giggling the entire way 😭

and after seeing that I’d maybe have an audience for this I decided I’d post it, pls don’t flop 🙈

[featherfangart]

Hi las!

I thought your vash cosplay was so neat at dokomi last year and I am planning to do one myself this year. I was wondering if you could tell me what kind of wig and where you got yours from (as you are also from europe). I have never used a wig without bangs that I couldn’t just put on as is, let alone styled one. I have no idea what to look out for or where to start and yours looks do nice both in form and color so I figured maybe you had me a tip?

It would just be blonde anyway since I’m doing the post july/jeneora rock under suit because packing myself in tons of leather, belts and eva during peak summer is a great idea greatly appreciate if you have any tips for me and thank you!

Hii!!

I'm SO SORRY It took me literal weeks to reply. I haven't been this busy in-- almost a year. BUT.

Thank you so much! Glad you like my Vash costume. n_n Alright THE WIG ✨

I got my wig from Ardawigs EU branch. I tried them once and their hair is a great quality, very easy and nice to style. Holds the shape like a rock.

They're super pricey, but I usually run on a lot of leftovers from other costumes (fabrics, materials), pants and base boots from thriftstores/vinted, try to save wherever else I can. And I usually only buy wigs once in a blue moon. I got burnt so many times buying cheap ebay wigs which often ended up in a trashbin, bc they were just SO low quality and there was nothing I could do with them.

Unfortunately, Arda EU is closed now and taking a look at their site, they don't plan to reopen any time soon. =/

Which... is very unfortunate, bc adding customs fee on top the wig itself being pricy + shipping + tax and everything. Blergh.

Most of my friends get wigs from Aliexpress now.

In any case - the US shop is here. I think I have Cady in Champagne.

So that is not very helpful...

What I can advise you on

You'll most probably need a FRONT LACE WIG (the type you see in the picture). Considering Vash's hair is styled back and up, you'll need a wig with a nice front, so the ribbon/band isn't showing once the hair/bangs are up. You can either get the hairline done by adding more hair to the front (basically you sew it on, hair by hair, time consuming, but much better looking) or you can cut the line so you like it (I do that). Here's a video on cutting the front lace and wearing the wig. I'm honestly not too satisfied with the front of my wig, but I have a personal problem with never being satisfied with my wigs in general. Ever.

For the SPIKES (and general styling) here's a video I used back when I first started spiking up my wigs (good lord, first Cloud Strife wig was five years ago). It covers literally all the techniques I use for styling. I'm not great at it, but It helped me get by. ❤️

And for the UNDERCUT (if you decided to do it later). Being the lazy ass I am, instead of sewing on half of the black wig like I SHOULD, since I have Trimax version, but... an undercut instead bc... I had a leftover piece of my 1,5 USD fur fabric from when I was making TriStamp wig earlier (see? saving where I can lol) and was like, heck, I can use this. Here's the video I used to figure out what the hell am I supposed to do.

I hope this helps at least a little bit. ❤️ I know my wig looks okay-ish from a distance, it's a gd mess up close. As my cosplayer friends say - you never look at the costumes too close. ❤️

[vryptidart]

Theophania Bailey goes to the Carnival

and how fitting it is, because this girl is a goddamn CLOWN

continue to fail onwards and upwards! check the tag if you're unfamiliar but the short is. i'm trying to make The Worst detetive.

and.

with not a single professional stat over 25% by book 2? we're off to a perfectly dismal start

music this time is hopping around in the triple j hottest 100 aussie songs

the imagery of Murphy's Blood running thru the Detective's veins really is so delicious

SHES SCARED SHES BITING SHES BITING

murphy be like

pannie: ????

two months since she saw UB, huh? that's time for at least one heartbroken 'they don't actually want to see me again fuck this let's make bad decisions' call to her especially shitty ex in the city (like even Bobby thinks this dude sucks ass). i might be thinking of writing this later lmao. imagine the agency surveillance having to deal with 'wait why the fuck is she in the city now'. imagine rebecca trying to organise paint swatches and then having to go pick up pannie because she's drunk and her ex kicked her out onto the fire escape bc his girlfriend came home early

anyway going for bury it deep bc it feels the most selfsabotagey <3

neck scar best scar hell yeaaaaa (shoves pannie's trauma aside)

ooh clothes change option.... nah she's keeping the hoodie+jeans for now

i don't get the option to change up hair this book but in my mind she has a shittily-maintained undercut rn (this may get drawn) (it did get drawn)

again, i think we should get to meet who recreated the disgusting state of this apartment, and i think they should be the final villain of the series.

ah yes. here's evidence of why Pannie is The Worst

disloyal fuck.

pannie: man i hope morgan lets me bum a smoke now we're best friends forever

pannie: maybe......theyll agree to a threesome. this is a sensible solution.

oh NO here we have the height check. now originally, i was going to make Pannie Very Tall bc the idea of her being a gangly fucker was very funny but now i wanna check her art to try if thats still feasible...

like the one with murphy has him close but she's also just. been hunched over/stumbling against the bench... it's also a little Posed For Drama so. i think i can make her tall still without feeling like i've been drawing her wrong... we'll go with Tall i think

awright time to go piss off her boss

pannie: i like doug. i almost look a little competent next to him.

lmaoooo IT WAS YOUR DECISION BUDDY. TINA WAS RIGHT THERE. MORON. no sympathy for him.

again. she doesn't HAVE to fuck up her personal relationships. but i GOTTA be a shithead to any authority figures around

pannie in tears: yeah sorry i forgot im a fuckup WAUGHHH

hiii nicolettttte sorry pannie is going to Wig Out abt this

FEAR.

yeah sorry pannie, worst does mean you're going to have the lowest supernatural stat i can get away with (unit victor is going to haaaate you)

TO THE WAREHOUSE!!

pannie: AH FUCK *shoots a pigeon* rebecca: stop.

i'm gonna let her have middling responses to rebecca here

rebecca being So Composed next to her slob child always amuses me

also lmao her always calling her by her Full Name is canon not just bc i havent hit the nickname bit yet

pannie: are these normal mother-daughter conversations. i genuinely dont know. lemme try and make a joke to make this less fucking awkward

lmao

pannie skipping it bc it feels. fucking weird to go touring. like this is their home right? she's just... on the outside. this isn't an open house

(also, all the options give some stat boost lmao except move on)

pannie, who is having a very normal and balanced view of her own capabilities:

(actually a kinda cute moment ughh)

pannie immediately whiplashing her personal confidence back to gutter level

pannie suddenly feeling awkward she did go and hook up with her ex in the meantime. is morgan going to forgive her.....

nat do you have a head injury. have you entirely forgotten what pannie's fucking apartment looks like. she's ALREADY intimidated by how fucking expensive everything here is and that's the BEST POSSIBLE REACTION you could have hoped for

ah ms sewell welcome back to delusion and denial we missed you so

HELLO IMG LIMIT MY OLD FRIEND time to save this as a draft and try doodling b2!pannie..

[lilisouless]

Zoya: the theater group that was supposed to come for the anniversary of the end of the Ravka war cancelled, i promised a play!

Nikolai: don't worry, i got this

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Zoya: remind me never blindly trust an "i got this"

Nikolai: why? they are making a good job on the effects, and they will do anything for money

Alina: shhh! my big moment is comming!

Jesper with a long white wig: But my beloved Mole-

Wylan whispering: Mal-

Jesper: There has to be another way!

Wylan shirtless and with a six pack painted on his belly with a marker: There is no other way, Alina. Its your fate and dying for you its mine, as said by the cool and not at all awful tattoo of mine

Mal: I wasn't shirtless when i died

Alina: in my mind you were

Jesper: i can't do it!

Wylan: you must!

Jesper: okay! (fakes stabbing Wylan who fakes a collapse) oh Mal, Rakva will honor your braveness, and i will always remember how much i love your abs...and personality and all that shit

Alina snifs: its like they were just there

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Zoya: so..why did she choose that role?

Nikolai: she said it she wanted a loud range of emotions

Nina with a big fake black kefta: Join me, Alina Starkov! join me to the shadow side , HAHAHAHA!

Zoya: at least practicing her evil laugther actually paid up

Jesper: Never! you just will just steal my power!

Nina stomping her foot; but why won't you give it to me?! why-won't you give it to me!

Mal: and...now "the darkling" is crying like a baby...at least they got that right

Nina: You need me! you need the shadow!

Jesper: no...this is..BONE! (fakes stabs Nina)

Nina: noooo! i am dyiiing....nooo, why didn't i bring a blade proof kefta, nooo

Nina fake coughing: Alina...please...do something for me...

Jesper fake crying while an onion slips from his fake kefta: yes?

Nina: "cough" tell...Zoya...to give that little grisha, Nina Zenik (the cutest one) all the waffles she wants (fakes a collapse)

Jesper: now its my time to die too, Tamar. Tolya, bring me my boytoy

Mal: excuse me? "man toy" please

Kuwei enter the scenario while dragging Wylan around

Tolya: is he supposed to be me or you?

Tamar: he has an undercut, so probably me-

Kuwei: Sankta Alina, we can cure you! I can cure you with my axe!

Kuwei turning around,showing a sidetail on the other side of his face: this makes me want to do some poetry

Tamar: oh, he is both of us, like the detail that the arm playing me is more muscular

Tolya: its literally not-

Jesper: no...i´ll die, my job here is done

Kuwei as Tolya : but my saint! you can't leave us!

Kuwei turning around as Tamar: Ravka is still a mess

Jesper: And thats your problem now, so long suckers! (fakes to die over Wylan´s body as Kuwei cries)

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Inej with a fake blue kefta: i hope all of you know how lucky you are to be on my pressence

Zoya: this whole play is awful, all our portrayals are so one note and exagerated, we are not like that on real life. My eyes are too good for this sight

Inej : A triple funeral, a country with no money (flips her hair) my eyes are too good for this sight

Zoya: everyone shut up

Matthias with a cardboard crown: Oh yes, and i am the king now, i was hidden to treat my injuries completely unrelated to demonic possesion and (looks up at cue cards) improbable...i am a pearl...something , something...charming

Nikolai: who let him play me?

Kaz with a cheap red wig and a patch before the big curtain falls : and i...was ruination

Zoya: always the need to have the last word

Genya clapping: as "she" should

[whynotshaveme]

Thank you for your advice! I really appreciate it.

I might do an undercut and line it up with the shaved sides and hopefully that’ll satisfy me for a bit lol.

I haven’t regretted shaving the sides and I’m always wanting to shave off more so I’m taking it as a sign that I do want to shave it all eventually, but obviously going from 26” hair to completely bald is a lot!

I think in my head I’m committed to shaving it all off when I start going grey so that the regrowth is even and for a new start, I’ve got a good few years (probably) before I need to make any decisions though.

But at the same time, I genuinely think about shaving it several times a day so maybe I just need to do it and get it out of my mind. Maybe I’ll get a wig and cut it short and also try a bald cap so I can get used to seeing myself like that.

My partner has been saying for a long time that I’d look good cropped and pulls my hair off my face and says how pretty I look without hair so I’m sure they��d be on board too.

But we definitely need to feel less shame about exploring our sexualities!

I'm glad that I can minister to the female perverts of the Internet through my fetish porn blog. 😭😭😭

This is very sweet, and I thought about keeping it between us.

Then I remembered who I was, and you're to have to pay the tax and be the subject of this poll, 26 Inches:

[demonic-radio]

are you bald under ur hair like

is it a wig?

explain

"It's called an undercut, dear."

[highimhope]

Alright nerds, I'm like 200 pages into the first book and I'm already DYING (lol) to cosplay Gideon Nav.

For reference, I'm six foot two, two hundred and forty pounds, 46 D, a hobbyist weightlifter, and dress like The Terminator (T-800 model) on a regular basis, inlcuding large motorcycle boots.

Issue is, I've got big long blonde hair and am loth to cut it!

An undercut is probably inevitable for my transbian ass anyway, but I'm extremely open to styling options to make it work!

Side braid? Itchy wig? Shitload of Aqua-Net? Help!