#understanding instructions

[dumbsterchild]

Hello everyone, I have a question: my sisters and I found a card game we played during science class in high school. This card game was about playing with genetics and creating an offspring based on the parents' genetics. I managed to find the instructions through a not- long- deep search on the internet, but I can't really remember how to play it despite having the instructions in front of me. Or, more specifically, how to draw out cards for a genetic result.....

Here are the instructions that I found.

I'm sorry if my question is hard to understand... I have no idea how to ask this without making this genuinely confusing as it already is...

[splickedylit]

One of two commissions for @beanellinies! Sweet Troll Jesus in the style of my ornate card suit people. Detail shots, because I had a lot of fun getting all 11 other ancestors in there in one form or another.

[hitwiththefandomz]

I’ve been thinking about BENT all day. Specifically a scenario where Don gets hurt in a place he can’t repair himself? Like a wire gets knocked loose in his central processing unit and he has to write down the instructions for his own brain surgery and hope they were clear enough for his brothers to understand? Can you imagine the amount of trust that would take? The weight of responsibility on whoever was doing it? And that’s the best case scenario where he’s conscious to know what’s wrong and how to fix it!

Luckily, between the thee of them I think they’d have his back. Although it wouldn’t be a smooth process

[abirddogmoment]

It drives me crazy how people will label independent thinking dogs as slow or stubborn. It's a different flavour of intelligence, not less.

[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

Would You Fuck This Furry?

Seemingly the last Night Fury, Toothless is an incredibly fast and dangerous dragon that menaced Berk for years, until Hiccup managed to bring him down. But ultimately, Hiccup spared him, and instead struck up an unlikely friendship with him.

Toothless might not talk human language, but this mischievous and playful dragon is fully capable of understanding his human friends and communicating in his own ways. He's curious and innovative, gentle when needed yet fierce when trouble comes knocking, and boy can he hold a grudge. Ultimately.. Toothless is best scaly boy and I want him on this blog <3

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There is no nuance button, if your answer is some variation of ‘I would if X’ then the answer is yes.

[anemonet]

Gun safety

[crabsnpersimmons]

sorry i've been away! work picked up all of a sudden

i'll be back once i completely overhaul someone else's paperwork (:

then take a nap

and treat myself to something yummy

[leclercskiesahead]

Team meetings

[mrgladstonegander]

[invinciblerodent]

I wonder how common knowledge it is that "Cazador" is just... it just means "Hunter" in Spanish. It's just literally Hunter.

Which can sound menacing and intimidating if we interpret it in kind of an "ooh, skulking in the shadows, hunting his prey" kinda way (complete with spooky finger-wiggles), BUT it also carries the possibility that he's that upper middle-class white kid in 4th grade whose equally upper middle-class white mom always has to go yell at the teachers for not letting him eat glue.

In addition, "Szarr" (which I think is meant to be reminiscent of "czar", the monarch) with this spelling is just the Hungarian word for "shit" with an extra "r" tacked onto the end, so I'm having some difficulty being scared of Shit-Hunter, the vampire lord

[roguemonsterfucker]

I learned an important lesson today.

If you’re feeling frustrated about something, masturbate and then things will be clearer and you can solve the problem.

[zane-master-of-ice]

the vision in my left eye has gone out completely, and i am overheating once again, so i had to step out of the kitchen.

cole has taken over dinner, but i am staying nearby to give him directions. he could really use the lesson, but he is not listening to me!

[ansitru]

Small crochet pet peeve: if I pay nearly €7 for a crochet pattern that is described as "confident beginner" (and I am an experienced crocheter), I should not have to look up Youtube videos of free, similar patterns, to make sense of flawed instructions and lacking photos.

Seriously.

[the-crooked-library]

i've been working in customer service for about 7 yrs now and it still absolutely baffles me that "follow provided instructions to achieve desired result" is somehow an unfathomable fucking concept to so many people of all possible ages and demographics

[ckret2]

Opposite teen titans person: I DON'T think you watched mlp.

i watched the first season and i thhhhink part of the second season? i've seen one Discord story but i don't believe i've seen two Discord stories. so wherever that puts me.

also as a kid the '86 mlp movie was one of the movies i rewatched regularly as a kid, but you and i both know that when someone says mlp they don't mean g1 mlp.

[sir-adamus]

"Do Not Fall"

i really wonder about Ambrosius's warning

he knew the Ever After was down there, and it's not really any more dangerous than Remnant, and there's a known exit, so as ominous warnings go it's very strange

but it makes me think that the Relic spirits might be forbidden from sharing information about the Ever After or the Brothers' pasts (it's never even hinted at in either version of the creation myth about them, and it's clear Oz and Salem never knew about it), and that Ambrosius using that dimensional space for the central location was exploiting a loophole - gambling on somebody falling in and ending up in the Ever After and finding out what's going on