#valhalla drabble

[howtotrainabraincell]

Assassin's Creed characters height versus mine - Part 2

A/N: Once again in case Part 1 wasn’t seen I’m 5’7 and three quarters but I go in the 5’7 category lol. On this list I think I’m only taller than/equal in height to one person.

Kassandra of Sparta is quite tall and stands just under 6'0 tall. Looking at her I'd say she's either 5'11 - 5'12 (Longlegs could certainly be a nickname for her looolll she's tall!)

Alexios of Sparta is also just under 6'0 feet tall. Would also say he's around 5'11 - 5'12 as he and his sister stand about the same.

Leonardo da Vinci was 5'9 in real life and in the game he’s just a bit shorter than Ezio who stands at 6’0.

Adewale is said to be around 6'0 tall and we allll know that he’s taller than Edward.

Yusuf Tazim's height is unknown, but he stands quite similar in height to Ezio is known to be 6'0. Giving a guess I'd say that he's about 5'10, not quite 6’0 but still tall.

Malik Al Sayf's height is unknown, but he's not far off from Altair's height of 6'0. I'd say that he's just a tad shorter standing at about 5'10 - 5'11. Perfect height for smacking the Novice LOOOLLL

Henry Green/Jayadeep Mir is said to be 6'0 (I honestly do not know if this is accurate, but I looked it up and that's what it said). He is taller than Evie who is 5’6, and has a seemingly long and slender form so it makes sense.

Bayek of Siwa is said to be at least taller than 5'6 but no taller than 6'0 feet. The man is quite tall, so I'd say he's at least 5'9/5'10, he’s built like an Egyptian pyramid and tall like them too!

Eivor Varinsdottir/Varinsson is said to be around 5'7 (although they're head cannoned to be taller around 6’0 and plus - THO I did see one that said Eivor is around 5’6)

[faithfulcat111]

I didn't write a full-on heist situation, but a little drabble slice of it. I finally posted some writing for the first time since the divorce situation started. You're welcome guys 😅

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63292174

I don't think I've appreciated how AC Valhalla decided to make the 2020 pandemic canon to their universe. Like, they already had a solar-related disaster they were trying to stop in the modern-day story. And they just throw in the pandemic happening too.

But also consider the comedy of Rebecca and Shawn having to sneak Basim back over from Norway to New England. They cut the scenes so we don't know how he got to New England in that outfit. But I'm imagining the most ridiculous heist-style operation possible.

[cheshitora]

PSYCHO X KILLER

[ killing keisuke isn't an easy task, especially when he knows all your silly tricks. well, not all of them apparently. sometimes, it really does take just a little luck for you to finally succeed. ]

╋━━ ON THE AIR : BAJI X AFAB!READER

╋━━ WARNING : DARK CONTENT, AGED UP, MURDER, STRANGLING, ASPHYXIATION, DEATH, MENTION OF DEADLY CHEMICAL, IMMORTAL BAJI, SPANKING, FINGERING, ORGASM DENIAL (F), DACRYPHILIA, lmk if i missed anything

╋━━ FINAL CALL : heyyy. i liked the idea. so i had to write for valhalla trio too lol. they were supposed to be short drabbles but i yap too much lol. anyways enjoy

word count :: 1.3K - it was supposed to be a drabble lol

"you got me feelin' like a psycho.."

Don’t think you can try to fool Keisuke - you can’t. He may have passively allowed you to continue your little murder spree on him but that doesn’t necessarily mean he’ll let you have your way every time, if at all.

Your raven haired lover is keenly aware of any and all planned attacks and strategies you’ve thought you cleverly hid from him. Well, you were wrong. Because he didn’t fall for the old “open the door and get an ax to the face” trick. He certainly wasn't allowing himself to trip and fall back on a clearly visible gasoline puddle for you to set aflame. And it didn’t take a rocket scientist to discern the bitter smell of almonds in his waffles, finding the powdered sugar sprinkled delicately on top to be laced with cyanide. Nice try, but he wasn’t eating those.

Instead, he invited your next door neighbor to come over and eat the nicely made breakfast. Your neighbor who had gotten too close to comfort with you, always stealing glances your way and making inappropriate comments about your physique and attire when he presumed Keisuke would be out of earshot.

Boy, was he wrong and it nearly brought tears of joy to Keisuke’s eyes as he watched the sleazy man choke from the burning chemical in his throat, his face contorting in agony as he face planted into the plate of breakfast in front of him. Another one bites the dust.

You would sigh a breath of exhaustion, coming to terms that your futile attempts at your husband’s life were child’s play and Keisuke found it almost adorable when your moxy began to diminish. You even resorted to just sprinting towards him with a large, steel kitchen knife, aiming for his covered heart when he easily gripped your wrist the second you were in close range.

“Really? You can do better than that,” he smirked, swiping the cleaver from your grip with a low chuckle.

Poor girl, he thought but he knew your tricks and you found it increasingly difficult to fool your honey eyed husband. It was almost funny how hard you tried to end his life, though he knew it would be nearly impossible - he was an immortal, after all. There was no actual chance of you sending him back to the underworld with which he assumedly originated from, until today.

On this night, with mere luck to your advantage, just as you were heading off to bed, you clasped a string of thick, wooly rope in your palms, silently trudging towards your husband’s backside as he sat facing away from, leaning against the backrest of your couch with a beer in hand.

And before he could react to your sudden presence behind him, you quickly wrapped the thick rope around his neck, bracing your foot against the couch as you pulled back with all your might, your raven haired husband thrashing about, desperately fingering the rope trapped against the skin of his neck.

Beads of sweat trickled down your forehead and chest - your husband was strong and holding him back with your own strength was proving to be a difficult task until you noticed the change in his color, his olive skin turning red from asphyxiation. Suddenly, the red shifted to a blue hue, a telltale sign of his life slipping from his body and then - he went limp.

You stared at him in horror, eyes nearly bulging out of your head as you made out the sight of your dead lover: bloodshot eyes, head leaned over the backrest of the couch, mouth agape, fingers still hooked under the rope, unbreathing, lifeless.

You stood there in utter shock, unwilling to take a step towards the man you called your husband. You knew it wouldn’t have been possible for him to actually kick the bucket but for a split second as his heart stopped, you feared the worst. Your hands reached out towards him before he unexpectedly inhaled a large gasp of air, jolting you out of your stupor, a shrill shriek escaping your lungs as Keisuke breathed heavily, tossing the length of rope aside as he rubbed his now bruised neck with his hands.

Your heart was beating erratically in your chest, feeling like you were on the verge of a heart attack as Keisuke shifted his attention towards you, knitting his brows in what seemingly looked like a mix of anger and admiration, perhaps even arousal. 

“Fuck, you actually did it,” he rasped out. This was the first time, and maybe even the only time, you’ve successfully murdered your husband, but now he was ready to take vengeance on you.

Now, Keisuke would never hurt you intentionally. Well, he would but only if it was meant to bring you pleasure and right now, he couldn’t think of a better way to praise and reprimand you than to lay you across his lap, hiking up the thin cotton of your small night dress, revealing your panty clad ass to his hungry eyes, his tongue darting out to wet his lips as he brought his rough, calloused hand down against your backside with a loud, thundering clap, making you squeal out in pain.

One slap. Two slaps. Three. Four. Five.

You weren’t sure how much more you could take, your eyes brimming with tears as your legs shook from the stinging pain on your plush ass, underwear soaked from your growing arousal.

“Tappin’ out already? I haven’t even gotten to ten yet,” he laughed, hooking his fingers under the elastic band of your panties, shimmying them down your hips, your cunt glistening with arousal.

“Dirty slut.” He spread your legs further apart, tracing the tip of his finger against your weeping slit, a small whimper seeping from your lips before he rammed two digits into your tight cunt, eliciting a loud, drawn out moan from your throat. 

Without any warning, Keisuke pistoned his fingers in and out of your fluttering walls, all the while his other hand continued to deliver blow after blow to your tender skin. You writhed on his lap, mewls and whimpers tumbling off your lips in place of actual words, your vision becoming blurry with a wall of tears.

God, you were so pretty when you cried, beautiful and he loved every spill of salty droplets that stained your reddened cheeks. It took every ounce of him not to pin you to the couch and plunge his hardening cock past your slick folds. But he needed to punish you first. He wanted to see how far he could push you until you were a crying, shivering mess. You weren’t about to kill him and get away so easily without facing the consequences and for Keisuke, he wasn’t about to not break a sweat teaching you a lesson.

His dick twitched in his pants as he saw more tears flooding your eyes, a sadistic grin tugging at the corners of his lips as the pace of his hand quickened, the sound of squelching filling the once quiet space that had been disturbed when you cleverly caught your raven haired husband by surprise.

He was past ten slaps but he wanted to see how much more you could take. He felt your walls tighten around his digits, a warning sign that you were close, just on the precipice of releasing until he pulled his fingers out, your tight hole clenching around nothing as you whined, desperate for him to fill you back up again. He grabbed a fistful of your hair with his spanking hand, pulling your head back as licked your sweet honey off his fingers.

“Don’t even think about it,” he warned. “I don’t think you deserve to cum.”

You whined again, his hand gripping your hair harder, almost painful as he nibbled your earlobe. It was going to be a long night of punishment but a subtle smile etched across your face as he smacked your ass again, knowing the punishment was all too worth it.

Perhaps you should try to kill him again tomorrow. If you’re successful, you might just get punished again.

©ABOVE WORK BELONGS TO CHESHITORA. PLAGARISM AND STEALING WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. CHARACTERS BELONG TO THEIR ORIGINAL CREATORS

[kazutora-kurokawa]

(Link to Palestinian Campaigns That Have Come in my Inbox)

Masterlist + TAGLIST

Headcanons

Toman

Tenjiku

Bonten

Black Dragons

Multiple Characters

Full Fics/Mini Fics

Multiple Characters

Me U & Hennessy (NSFW)

It Wasn't Me! (SFW)

TokRev x Reader: Risky Sex (NSFW)

Beat Me To It: Mitsuya Finds Out Hakkai Lost His V-card (SFW+suggestive)

Good Cop, Bad Cop: Mikey x Sensitive!Reader x Takemichi (NSFW)

HanKisa x Reader: On Camera (NSFW)

Corrupt!TakeMikey x Wife!Reader (SFW)

HanKisa x Reader: Ferris Wheel Fuck (SFW->NSFW)

Needy!TokRev x Coworker!Reader (NSFW)

Vampire!Baji x Vampire!Reader pt.2: Turning Chifuyu (SFW+angst+comfort)(part 1 is in headcanons section)

HanKisa x Shy!Reader w/ Spanking Kink (NSFW)

Kazutora

Post Prison!Kazutora (NSFW)

Kazutora x Reader: Thought We Was Tied (SFW+angst)

Sex w/ Clingy!Kazutora (NSFW)

Mikey

Cheater!Bonten Mikey (NSFW)

Masturfesting w/ Mikey (NSFW)

Yandere!Bonten!Mikey x Chubby!Insecure!Bimbo!Reader (NSFW)

Draken

Mechanic!Draken x Cheater!Reader (NSFW)

Realtor!Draken x College Student!Reader: A Complex Situation (NSFW)

Sanzu (mostly Bonten)

Savior!Bonten!Sanzu (SFW)

Bonten!Sanzu x Reader: Waking Up To You (SFW+suggestive)

Bonten!Sanzu x Doctor!Reader (SFW+suggestive)

Bonten!Sanzu x Soft!Pediatrician!Reader (NSFW)

Kisaki

Soft!Kisaki x Motormouth!Reader (SFW)

Takemichi

Dom!Takemichi x Brat!Reader (NSFW)

Taiju

Submissive!Taiju (NSFW)

Protective!Taiju x Naive!Bratty!Reader (SFW->NSFW->SFW)

Izana

Izana x Gang Member's Sister!Reader (SFW)

Baji

Simon Says, Fuck Me (NSFW)

Rockstar!Baji Kissing Fan!Reader (SFW+suggestive)

Cheater!Baji x Reader (SFW+angst)

Rockstar!Baji x Girlfriend!Reader (SFW+angst)

Hanma

Valhalla!Hanma x Rival Gang Member!Reader (NSFW)

Sub!Hanma x Reader: Cumming From Degradation (NSFW)

Soft Sex w/ Hanma (NSFW)

Shion

Exhausted!Office Worker!Shion x Horny!Needy!Reader (NSFW)

Rindou

Vampire!Rindou x Vampire Slayer!Reader (NSFW)

Rindou x Reader: After The Party (SFW)

Hakkai

Boyfriend!Hakkai + Birthday Head

Random Stuff/Drabbles

*things that aren't necessarily full headcanons or full fics*

Take me Out (SFW/meme)

Boobs or Butt? (SFW/hcs)

Mommy Kink Draken? (NSFW)

Hanma x Chubby!Reader (SFW/hcs)

Hanma grabbing your waist (SFW)

Hanma Thirst (NSFW)

Ran Thirst (NSFW)

Kazutora Thirst (NSFW)

Kazutora Thirst 2 (NSFW)

Hanma is an ass man (NSFW)

TokRev x Hispanic!Reader (SFW+NSFW)

Baji Thirst (NSFW/short)

Rindou x Reader x Shion Thirst (NSFW)

Model!Hakkai x Designer!Reader (SFW)

Vampire!Hakkai Thirst (SFW+suggestive)

Small Lovesick!Kazutora Ramble (SFW)

Kazutora Thirst 3 (NSFW)

Headcanons

Armin

Armin Relationship Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Eren

Toxic!Dom!Eren Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Multiple Characters

When their partner apologizes for talking too much (SFW)

Headcanons/Thirsts

Choso

Virgin!Choso Headcanons (NSFW)

Pussy Drunk!Choso Headcanons (NSFW)

Choso w/ A Breeding Kink (SFW->NSFW)

Choso w/ A Mommy Kink (NSFW)

Toji

Things Toji Has Said During Sex (NSFW)

Gojo

Gojo Unintentionally Hurting You While Giving Head (NSFW)

Sukuna

True Form!Sukuna Thirst (NSFW)

Stomach Mouth Thirst (NSFW)

Multiple Characters

JJK Men When They Catch You Masturbating (NSFW)

JJK x Clingy!Bimbo!Reader (SFW+slight NSFW)

Full Fics/Short Fics/Drabbles

Nanami

Nanami Going Down On You (NSFW)

Nanami Drabble (NSFW)

Headcanons

Kafka

Kafka Headcanons (NSFW)

Multiple Characters

Movie Night Headcanons w/ Kafka and Reno (SFW)

Full Fics/Short Fics/Drabbles

Kafka

Giving Kafka Head (NSFW)

Kafka x Bimbo!Reader Thirst (NSFW)

Kafka Kissing Your Pussy Goodbye (NSFW)

Headcanons

Endo

Clingy!Bf!Endo x Reader (SFW)

Multiple Characters

Wind Breaker x Chubby!Reader (SFW)

Full Fics/Short Fics

Togame

Togame Giving You Head (NSFW)

Kaji

Kaji Sharing His Candy (SFW+suggestive)

Headcanons

Rin Itoshi

Boyfriend!Rin Itoshi Headcanons (NSFW)

Multiple Characters

Bluelock NSFW Boyfriend Headcanons

Full Fics/Short Fics/Drabbles

Barou

Valentine's Day With Barou (NSFW)

🍰 ⋆ 🎂 🎀 𝑅𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓂 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝒷𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈 🎀 🎂 ⋆ 🍰

*Random Drabbles are usually multi-fandom/have multiple characters named

Random Thoughts 1 (NSFW)

Random Thoughts 2 (NSFW)

Random Thoughts 3 (NSFW)

Random Thoughts 4 (NSFW)

Touchstarved Men (SFW->NSFW)

Big Men Headcanons (NSFW)

Some Short Clingy!Men Headcanons (SFW->NSFW)

Big!Boyfriend Thirst (NSFW)

🐯🎴 All characters I write about are aged 18+ or have their timeskip! versions used | don't translate my work, if you see my work translated or reposted somewhere else, shoot me a message to let me know!! | I only write on Tumblr!

[dragonmasterhiccup]

Hiccup+Astrid+dancing

For the writing prompt meme

Send me a word or theme and " + drabble " and I will write a dabble / one-shot surrounding the given word.

Bonus: if you include " ft. " and a character or muse name, it will center around an interaction between the two or a group.

"Let's go through it one more time."

Hiccup suppressed a groan. "Maybe we should just call it a night."

"No! Hiccup, the ceremony is in three days. We're running out of time. This dance, it's tradition. All Viking weddings have the bride and groom performing this." Astrid knew he could do it, he just needed to see it for himself.

With a resigned nod, Hiccup stepped forward. "Alright. One more time."

They linked arms.

"We step here..." Astrid guided him, "Good. Then we turn--"

Now facing the opposite way, they linked arms again. "And step again..."

They went through the motions. While Hiccup's movements had gained more fluidity, he still wasn't as light on his feet as Astrid was.

His foot slipped, and he momentarily lost his balance. "Agh--you, you know what? Maybe we oughta take a break..."

Astrid crossed her arms, tilting her head as Hiccup moved to sit, wringing his hands and his gaze cast down.

Sitting beside him, she asked quietly, "It's not just the steps, or your leg, is it? There's something else that's bothering you..."

Slowly, he nodded. "My parents. They, they recreated their wedding dance, when they reunited. The same one we're practicing now. All I can think of, is how he should be there for this. Dad, he...he should be here to see our wedding."

She nodded, placing a hand on his arm. "Hiccup...his death wasn't your fault."

"But it was!" He stood, running a hand through his hair as he paced. "If, if I had just listened, he'd still be here."

"He wouldn't blame you, Hiccup. You need to stop blaming yourself. There's no way you knew what would happen when you went after Drago."

"It did happen, Astrid."

"Okay. Yes, it happened." She stood now, facing him. "But, Hiccup. You can't change the past. You can only look forward. Going forward, we can honor your dad. We're already honoring him, getting married in front of his statue."

His head hung low, and she placed her hands on his shoulders, lowering herself to meet his gaze. "He'd be proud of you, all that you've done for Berk. You and I both know that. He wouldn't want you blaming yourself for things that are out of your control."

Hiccup nodded, placing his hand over hers. He was quiet for a few moments, before finally speaking up.

"Can...can we try that again? I...I want to get it right."

She nodded, a soft smile forming. "Yeah. Yeah, we can do that. Ready?"

Taking a breath, Hiccup nodded.

This time, they moved in perfect sync, and when Hiccup lifted Astrid by her waist towards the end, both were smiling brightly.

He knew, in three days, when they had to perform this in front of the tribe, his father would be proud, watching from Valhalla.

[sarahscribbles]

Drabble Request - Loki saying”I love you” for the first time. Can be either fluff or smut, your choice <3

I wrote this in 2 hours when the motivation hit so I'm sorry if that's painfully obvious while reading! Please don't cut me out of the will!

𝐈 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞

𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: 𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐱 𝐆𝐍!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 𝟕𝟑𝟖

𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

It takes longer than usual for the quiet sound of Loki’s footsteps to come padding down the hallway. 

Typically, he’s like a moth to a flame from the minute your mixing bowl hits the countertop, unable to resist the baked goods that it promises. He’ll linger like a shadow around the kitchen under the guise of “assisting” when you know what he’s really doing is waiting to assault the baking tray as soon as it leaves the oven. Your lover has the most ferocious sweet tooth out of anyone you know, and where raw cookie dough is, Loki isn’t too far behind. 

Today, though, the apple pie you’re baking is already browning and you’ve moved on to scooping out the mixture for a dozen cupcakes - cupcakes that you’re only baking because you know they’re his favourite - when he rounds the corner, looking effortlessly beautifully even in a pair of plaid pyjama bottoms and a black sweater. 

You hear his appreciative inhale of the air that’s sweet with the scent of pastry and vanilla. “Have I died and arrived in Valhalla?” His deep voice rolls over you like liquid silk, and he’s swiftly crossing the small space of the kitchen to easily mould himself against your back and loop his arms around you. 

There’s nowhere else on earth you’d rather be. Not when his arms have become your safe space and his laughter is now your favourite sound. Not when…well…

You push your hips back gently against his. “Took you long enough to notice,” you tease him, whacking his hand away when he tries to dip a finger into the raw cupcake mix. 

Rascal.

His laughter rumbles against your back and, god, the sound of his joy is so infectious that you find you can’t help but secretly grin. “Darling, the last time you baked, you explicitly told me that if I continued to bother you, you would beat me with your rolling pin.” 

With a quiet “tut” and shake of your head, you continue to smooth out the last of the batter into the little paper stands. “You know I wouldn’t actually beat you with a rolling pin, dummy.” 

I love you too much. You want to add. 

“That’s not a chance I’m willing to take,” he teases back, but then lightly kisses your temple. “What’s on the menu today?” he then asks, resting his chin on your shoulder. 

You wriggle back against him. “Apple pie because it’s almost Halloween, and peanut butter and chocolate cupcakes because…because I know they’re your favourite,” you reply, trying to sound casual while scraping the last bit of batter off the spoon. 

He’s never told you outright that they’re his favourite, but you’ve noticed. You know that he prefers to shower at night and that he’s grown fond of sitcoms. You know that he hates green peppers but could eat an orange one whole. You know that he’s not ready to talk about the nightmares that have him waking in a cold sweat, but that he’ll relax instantly when you twist yourself around him beneath the sheets. 

You know that you love him. 

The three words have been on the tip of your tongue for weeks and you want to tell him, but you don’t and you haven’t because what if…

“I love you,” he murmurs gently into your hair. It’s soft and simple and filled with so much truth that your heart swells in your chest.

How long has he known?

Gently, he takes the utensils from your hands and pulls you around to face him. His eyes are glittering like stars as he looks at you, like he can read the secrets of the universe between each line on your face. 

“I love you,” he repeats, placing his palms on each side of your face and tracing gentle lines with the pads of his thumbs.

He’s smiling down at you and you know he’s been wanting to say those three words for as long as you have. Happiness is flowing through every vein that this beautiful man loves you back, and with three words your heart and soul are his for as long as he’ll have them. 

Your voice is shaky when you speak, but you have no idea if you’re laughing or crying. “Thank god. Because I love you too.” 

You’ll love him with everything you have, until your lungs give out and the stars fall out of the sky.

[malleusthehammer]

Hii, could I please request Sasaki, Heracles, Adam and Hades react if child! reader asked for a piggyback ride? I honestly think that would be so cute and wholesome 😭, reader and the character are very close, and I was thinking of reader kinda looking at them as a parental/brotherly figure? (Brotherly for Heracles, because we all know he would be the best brother ever), thank you if you have time to do my request!

AWEEWS YES YES YES THIS IS SO CUTE IM GONNA BAWL OMFG!! this idea is absolutely amazing

Getting a piggyback ride from Sasaki, Hercules, Adam, and Hades!

Warnings: None!! pure fluff :3

Type: Headcanons and drabble

⚔️ Sasaki

You just always thought he was cool!

so of course, you just followed him around

He loves playing with you!

Tag, hide n seek, you name it!

he’s oddly good at hide n seek

This man has taught you so many terms and words you shouldn’t know but ya know

When you ask for a piggyback ride, he absolutely agrees!

You and Sasaki were sitting in a field as usual, resting after a fun-filled day. Sasaki was gently rested against the large oak tree, his eyes closed. The gentle breeze pushed his hair, the grass around him following suit.

His eyes fluttered open as you stood up from your sitting position, standing infront of him in the sun. Your eyes were wide and full of playfulness.

“Mister Sasaki..! Wake up!”

He smiled, sitting up.

“I’m up kid, i’m up.. Are you ready to head back home?”

He watched as you grabbed his hands, trying to pull him off the ground.

“Yes yes! I want a piggyback ride!”

“A piggyback ride? Oh lord, kid..”

He chuckled and stood up, walking over to you. He soon squatted down, waiting for you to hop on his back. He and you laughed and laughed as you rode on his back all the way back home.

💪 Hercules

SILLY

SUPER SILLY

Demi god jungle gym

just let’s you hang from his arms on a daily basis

Hercules was busy walking down the halls of Valhalla, his weapon resting gently on his shoulder. The only noise breaking the silence was the sound of feet hitting tile in a fast manner.

“Herc!! Hercules!!”

The large Demi god stopped in his tracks, looking over his shoulder to see you running towards him. Your bright smile and small legs hurdling towards him. He was quick to turn around, squatting down to your level.

“Hey kid!”

He opened his arms wide, pulling you into a tight hug. Hercules stood up, spinning you around in a circle before setting you down.

“What’re you doin’ here?”

“Miss Hilde told me where to find you!! I haven’t seen you ALL DAY and i miss you!”

He chuckled at your antics, your slugged down, rolling your eyes about how long it had been since you had seen the god. You quickly made ‘up oy’ hands towards Hercules.

“I wanna be with you! Can have a piggy back ride?”

He smiled and nodded, grabbing you swiftly and setting you on his shoulder.

“I know this ain’t a piggyback ride, but it’s just as cool!”

🍎 Adam

Hes already carrying you around

you help him pick fruits!!!

Eve loves you sm omg

Adam walked around Eden with you, you both holding baskets of fruits. You both had been roaming around, feeding animals and having fun in Eden. Adam noticed you getting tired over time, slowly trudging behind him in the fields.

“Hey, you okay little one?”

He looked down at you as you slowly trudged up the hill, your forehead covered in sweat.

“Mhm.. i’m.. im okay..”

Adam waited patiently for you to catch up to him, his hair swaying in the wind. As you met him at the top of the hill, you sat the basket in your hands down. You took a deep breath, sitting down in the grass.

“It’s so hot..”

He blinked at you a couple times, before squatting down next to you.

“We only have a bit longer til we see Eve. Can you make it?”

You slowly looked up at him, your eyes heavy and exhausted. You shook your head, wiping sweat from your brow.

“Can.. Can i have a piggyback ride Mr Adam..?”

He stared at you slightly before obliging. He sat you snugly on his back, carrying you the rest of the way back to the house.

☠️ Hades

Not amused

at all

like he likes you

but he’s not amused by your antics

You had been following Hades around for hours now. Brünhilde had shewed you off, leaving you to wander the halls of Valhalla til you found Hades. He had been ignoring you for the whole time. But he has kept a keen eye on you, always steering away from the gods that may cause you trouble.

After another hour or so, he could see you slowing down behind him.

“Mister… Mister slow down..”

He heard your pleas, his feet stopping completely. He turned to face you, his eyes looking down on you.

“Mm.. as you wish, small one.”

He waited patiently as you caught up with him.

“Mister-“

“Hades. Just Hades.”

He cut you off, kneeling down to match your height.

“Mister Hades- can.. can i have a piggy back ride?”

His brows furrowed slightly, before he slowly nodded. He helped you on his back, then proceed through the halls to helheim.

I LOVED THIS SO MICJNOJ MU HOD ITS SO FITE OSHWWHHSGR SO CUTE IT MADE ME SCREAM THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REQUEST!!

[totallynotashieldagent]

A fic that i know I'll never write -

Goddess of Elysium and Thor, the god who may never see Valhalla

The youngest daughter of Hades, his favourite too. Goddess of Elysium, the lesser known goddess for everyone assumes that Hades or Persephone rule all of underworld.

No one knows you- Not really. Not truly.

So when your fields suddenly fill with too many men women and children, you get curious and visit the world above.

The battles are done and people are trying to live as they once knew how. There are shrines to people you don't know but as a goddess, you can see souls. You can see when a hero can ascend to godhood. You can see the purity inside, you can know who is meant for more.

So when you see the small shrines and gifts left like tributes on streetcorners, you visit the only building that looks like a temple in the middle of the city.

The bodyless voice screams Intruder Alert and a man of metal asks how you even got inside.

Telling him your name doesn't do much, but when you tell him you're a god, he laughs and shakes his head, mumbling something about another one and brings you a man you seem to know.

"Odin?" You ask, confused because the man looks so much like the All Father you've read about in your books. But he shakes his head and tells you that he's the son.

Finding out that you're who you are, he drops to his knees in awe. The single question leaving him, "Will I see Valhalla?" He knows that's not your domain but he hopes you have the answer.

For he has lost too much, and now he doesn't see a battle in sight to ensure his last breath would lead him to paradise.

He sits at your feet, refusing to stand or tower over you. Repeating that how could he ever compare to a goddess of your standing. How grateful he is to even be allowed in your presence.

You ask him his stories and he shyly tells you the ones he hopes will impress you. And the visit to the world above proves more troublesome than not because when you return, your father is furious and your mother can't help but laugh.

It takes a while, a few decades of shy courtship. Of Thor pleading for the gods to make an exception for him to go outside his Pantheon. To be allowed to aks for your hand.

It takes a century and it breaks Thor's heart that all his friends are gone and dead and there's not much family left of his except perhaps Hiemdall to offers him wisdom of what it means to be a king of no kingdom, and a god that hardly anyone remembers.

But with your hand in his, he finds purpose to just exist and be. Even if not dead, at least he has the gift of being in a paradise with his forever beloved.

. . . Drabbles Masterlist

[loverofwhump216]

Updated Master List of My Stories

https://archiveofourown.org/users/DragonTraining101/pseuds/DragonTraining101

Merlin (10):

Changing One's Destiny (8 chapters/incomplete)

So If I Don't Die (oneshot/crackfic)

Fighting Fate (5 chapters)

A Stranger's Prophecy (4 chapters)

Threats Within A Hollow Kingdom (6 chapters)

A Kingdom's Sorrow (5 chapters)

Price To Be Free (6 chapters)

A Warlock's Sorrow (5 chapters)

Merlin And A Fairy Named Bob (oneshot/crossover with Cafae Latte)

The Unlikely Knight (oneshot)

How To Train Your Dragon (28):

Tree Of Pain (2 chapters/incomplete)

Knives and Treaties (5 chapters)

A Dragon's Thoughts (oneshot/crackfic/crossover with CaFae Latte)

Seizure Procedure (13 chapters/incomplete)

Returning Too Late (oneshot)

A Night Fury's Destiny (6 chapters/incomplete)

Life After Dragons (10 chapters)

Who Will Save Me (16 chapters/incomplete)

Honoring Your Memory (oneshot)

A Healer's Touch (5 chapters)

Protector Of The Realm (13 chapters)

A Man and His Dragon (oneshot)

Deadly Seas (6 chapters)

This Changes Everything (5 chapters/risk of abandonment)

A Trip To Valhalla (7 chapters)

Living Will (10 chapters)

Beating In Stride (6 chapters)

Choosing (oneshot)

The Secrets We Keep (4 chapters)

A Petty Dragon (oneshot/crackfic)

Making Memories (5 chapters)

Reunited (3 chapters)

Peace Between The Tribes (oneshot)

In The Face Of Death (6 chapters)

When Breathing Hurts (5 chapters)

A Rather Difficult Discussion (oneshot)

A Heavy Dose Of Guilt (oneshot)

See You Later (oneshot)

Cafae Latte (9):

Merlin And A Fairy Named Bob (oneshot/crossover with Merlin)

Therapy and Scones (oneshot/crossover with Hell's Belles)

A Dragon's Thoughts (oneshot/crackfic/crossover with How To Train Your Dragon)

Happy Birthday (oneshot)

Totally Not Friends (oneshot)

Taking Care Of Cyrus (oneshot)

After The Battle (oneshot/drabble)

After The Punch (oneshot)

Mommy Dearest (oneshot)

Hell's Belles (2)

Therapy and Scone: (oneshot/crossover with CaFae Latte)

You Belong Here (oneshot)

Sherlock (1):

The Hours Before (7 chapters)

Psych (1):

Reid In The Dark (2 chapters/crossover with Criminal Minds

Criminal Minds (7):

Reid In The Dark (2 chapters/crossover with Psych)

New Beginnings (2 chapters/incomplete)

Derailed Rewrite (2 chapters)

Marry Me Death (6 chapters)

Zugzwang Retake (oneshot)

Did You Have To Tackle Us Both (oneshot)

Emily's Words (oneshot)

Spider Man (2):

She Just Knew (oneshot)

Moving Forward (oneshot)

Iron Man (1):

Howard's Thoughts (1 chapter)

OC (1):

Safe Spaces (1 chapter/abandoned)

NCIS (1):

300 Years Plus A Few More (oneshot/crossover with Hocus Pocus)

Hocus Pocus (1):

300 Years Plus A Few More (oneshot/crossover with NCIS)

[whimsyfaes]

Masterlist 🗡️

Here you’ll find my works I’ve written so far. I am a pretty slow writer, and only write when the inspiration strikes, but if you ever have an idea and want to share don’t hesitate to send me an ask!

Pinterest moodboard for inspo

Sauron coming soon!

Loki

Immortal Ties (ongoing)

Summary: Every year, the Gods descend to Midgard to choose mortal candidates for their brutal games.  If the last survivor wins, they will be blessed to have a seat within Valhalla and granted one glorious request.  Loki, God of lies and Tricks, settles upon his candidate Reader, a lone wolf desperate to claw her way from her harsh reality.  First chosen by mere curiosity Loki soon begins to realize they are more alike than he thinks.  Will the trickster fall head first for a mortal destined to win back her freedom?  And will you reciprocate said feelings for a God of Lies? 

Devotion 🌶️ (18+)

Summary: After returning from a vigorous battle, Loki finds solitude in your welcoming company. Tending to his minor wounds, your hands are not the only thing that gives him pleasure that night.

Within the Moonlight

Summary: Tonight is the Sigrblót festival, hosted by Odin, which is the celebration of summer's victory over winter. You are accompanied by Prince Thor, Loki, Sif & the Warriors Three to celebrate under the moon's cold glow. With the help of the trickster earlier that day, you are adorned in the most beautiful nordic gown. Perhaps this was a confession of love?

Nightmares Drabble

Summary: A little snippet of what Prince Loki would do if you the reader were struggling with nightmares.

My fav fics by others

[hederasgarden]

Other Characters/Fandoms Masterlist

House of the Dragon

Series

Sins of the Father (Aemond Targaryen x Lady!Reader | Mature | Ongoing Series)

When the Greens win the Dance of the Dragons, your father must answer for his support of Rhaenyra.

Oneshots

Bloodlust (Aemond Targaryen x Lady!Reader | Explicit | 1.8K)

After battle, Aemond visits your tent. 

The Batman

Everyone’s a Secret (Bruce Wayne x F!Reader | Ongoing | Explicit)

It’s bad enough when your one night stand is later revealed to be the reclusive Bruce Wayne but your life gets infinitely more complicated when photos of that night make the front page news.

Mistakes Were Made (Bruce Wayne x F!Reader | Ongoing | Gen)

When you take the job as Bruce Wayne’s publicist, you’re prepared for some surprises but finding out he’s Batman isn’t one of them. The good news is you’re not fired. The bad news? Batman definitely needs some PR help.

Halo

Oneshots

Everything They Made Me (John 117 x Makee l Explicit l 1.7K)

How weak must she be that a simple kindness undoes her so? (A missing scene from episode 8.)

Moon Knight

Oneshots

Nothing Lasts But Light (Layla El-Faouly x Reader x Marc Spector l Explicit l 3.4K)

You love Layla enough to accept anything, even Marc.

Top Gun

Oneshots

A Lesson in Patience (Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw x Reader | Explicit l 1.4K)

Your boyfriend wants to try something new. 

Drabbles

Take a Seat (Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw x Reader | Explicit | 845)

Rooster invites you to take a seat on his face. 

His Goofy Girl (Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw x Reader | Gen | 630)

You have an entertaining reaction to the anesthesia used for your wisdom tooth extraction, much to Rooster ‘s amusement and embarrassment.

Vikings Valhalla 

Oneshots

New Beginnings (Harald Sigurdsson x F!Reader l Mature l Series on hiatus) 

You are chosen to wed King Harald in order to cement the alliance between King Canute’s growing kingdom and Norway.

A Quiet Interlude (King Canute x F!Reader l Explicit l 1.2K)

After the death of Queen Ælfgifu, you become King Canute’s new wife.  

Drabbles

Heartbeat (Leif Eriksson x F!Reader l Explicit l 874) 

When your home is attacked, you see a different side of Leif.

Persistence (Leif Eriksson x F!Reader l Teen l 658)

Many men have come for your hand but Leif is the first you let into your heart.

The Rescue (Leif Eriksson x F!Reader l Gen l 431)

You hate frat parties but Harald’s new friend might just change your mind. (Modern AU)

Wicked Games (Godwin x OC l Explicit l 662)

The new Elderman of Wessex has met his match with Lady Aida.

♡Main Masterlist♡

[that-777]

Valhalla I'm Coming

HSR x HI3!Reader

Drabbles, headcanons, oneshots & more.

• Astral express

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• Herta station

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• Belobog

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• Xianzhou Luofu

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• Penacony

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• Amphoreus

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• Others

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[ibelieveinahappilyeverafter]

October Posting Schedule (+Info)

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, and hello! Job Searching is still not great, so please enjoy my continued attempts at making writing my career path!

This schedule will list what I will be posting to Patreon and then what I will post Publicly for the month of October! For links to my Writing Commissions, please see the bottom of this post!

NOTE: This post will update with links once the chapter/story is posted and live.

🟠 Patreon October Schedule

*You can pledge to my Patreon here.

**Voting poll will be available on the 25th. Requests for short drabbles & stories will open on the 11th. || Engagement posts will be available on the 16th and 20th.

***Short stories or preview chapters (that are not exclusive) will be posted publicly in November.

5th: From the Beginning - Chapter 5 Sneak Peek - A preview of the next chapter for the my Danny Phantom rewrite story that I've been working on and improving for the last few years.

6th: Exclusive SNK: A Warrior (Once A Soldier) - Reiner Braun has always struggled between his life as a Warrior and as a Soldier, but he has finally found someone who might be able to help balance the two.

12th: Submas: Tragedy in Parts - Part IV - A sneak peek on the next chapter for the Ingo & Emmet story I've been working on that involves time loops and Emmet desperately trying to prevent Ingo from falling into Hisui.

13th: BNHA Exclusive Story: Repeat - Part 2 - Shinsou is still taking care of his de-aged parents and is starting to realize it's not going to be as easy as he hoped it would be.

19th: Pokemon: Bound by Choice - Chapter 8 - A Pokemon Submas fanfiction that revolves around the boys helping an OC overcome their fear of Pokemon.

20th: Exclusive AD:JL Short Story - Spud is stupidly in love with his best friend Jake, but he's not exactly people's first pick. At least, that's what he thinks. Jake seems to think differently.

26th: To Land On Your Feet - Chapter 13 Sneak Peek (Yes, the story is still alive. Someone actually commissioned me to finish it, so you will see it completed!)

27th: Original Story Simon Chapter 2 - Chapter two of an original work I've written that I plan on publishing in a couple of months. This will likely be the last chapter I upload before I look into publishing. (Chapter 2 will only be available on my Patreon.)

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🖊 Public October Schedule

*Stories are posted every Wednesday and Saturday.

2nd: Children in Valhalla (Original) - Children have arrived in the halls of Valhalla and Odin is not pleased about this.

5th: Pokemon: Bound By Choice - Chapter 5 - A Pokemon Submas fanfiction that revolves around the boys helping an OC overcome their fear of Pokemon.

9th: BNHA: A Quirk That Can Do Anything - Shinsou has heard of all the bad his quirk can do, but now he's learning of all the good it can do, as well.

12th: Starting Today, YOU Are A Host! - Haruhi, somehow, finds herself helping to recruit some new members for the Host Club. It acts as a sequel to two of my previous fics: "An Intriguing Notion" and "In It's Own Way."

16th: Original Story: The Mafia Princess - Part 8 - One of my original stories that deals with a girl being taken under the wing of a local mafia boss. It's unique in the fact that each chapter has a poll so readers can decide what happens next!

19th: Pokemon: Bound by Choice - Chapter 6

23rd: Original Story - Three Conditions: A short story written for my Pop Fiction class in which the main character asks a random girl he just met if she'll be his fake date. Yes, he's aware his life is quickly becoming a fanfiction.

26th: Tragedy in Parts - Chapter 4

30th: Original Story - Mafia Princess Part 9

31st: From the Beginning - Chapter 5: A Danny Phantom rewrite that deals a bit more seriously with the show, but also has a lot of twists and changes from the original. (Also my Danny is Genderfluid!)

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[paula-in-dreamland]

From the another list of fic writer ask game:

1; 2; 4; 5; 10; 20; 30

Heheheh :)

1: What is the crackiest* thing you’ve ever written? (*I mean this with great affection)

As I reflect on it, I think my first fic (which is no longer available on any platform, plus my dumbass deleted it) was kinda cracky in terms of characterizations lmfao. It was primarily a Rosemmett fic set 450years in the future where they essentially break up then make up lmfao.

Recently, it is a tie between me and @holy3cake Hairspray AU, my TLK HS Dramedy AU, and my Brooklyn99 AU. And my valhalla drabbles. Oh and Mamma Mia AU. Lmfao. However, they are not technically all ~written~ yet. More so vaguely developed ideas with some writing. So I guess they are more-so my crackiest ~concepts~.

2:  Has writing a fic ever changed your opinion of a character?

Oh fuck yeah. I've been exploring Aelflaed a lot more. I tend to write her spoiled and air-headed from Stiorra's perspective. But, I'm also really trying hard not to put down other female's in my fics. So in doing that - I've started to uncover her motivations. Her back story. And in reality, Aelflaed has quite a tragic story. She has become almost a foil for Stiorra in that she gets used and abused like a pawn.

4: Have you ever written a fic inspired by a tumblr post?

Yes. I get heavy inspo from writing prompts and all kinds of posts all the time.

5:How do you know when you’re finished writing a fic? At what point do you call it done?

The arc feels complete. As I've returned to writing more confidently in the past year, I've really been trying to make sure I have an entire fic planned before writing. I'm also trying my best to at least fully WRITE the fic before any major editing or posting, which helps me see what might be missing narratively. So I guess I know I'm done writing once the story feels tied into a bow? Idk how to explain it other than I just know lol.

10: What’s a phrase you catch yourself using in multiple fics, not necessarily on purpose?

Uh....I don't think there is necessarily a specific phrase. I'm trying to break my habit of epithets. And I use a lot of prepositons/adverbs to start sentences lmfao. I think rather than a phrase, it's repetitive sentence structure?? Formulas for certain types of sequences?

20: What’s the story behind your pen name?

Pen name on FF.net was/is lovewriting12345. I made it when I was 13/14. Can't not remember why other than - 1. I loved/love writing 2. easy to remember 3. anonymous lmfao. So when I made an A03 account two years ago finally, I just decided to keep it for consistency in case I ever transferred my fics from ff.net to AO3.

30: Finish this sentence with your fandom’s variation(s): No beta, we die like _________

Okay I actually have no idea what this is for TLK. We should make one though. Cause I should tag all my fics with it seeing as I don't use a beta reader and probably should lmfao.

Yet another list of fic writer asks ✍🏻

THANK YOU SO MUCH LOVELY!

[mythosaur00]

The Executor

Here's just a small little drabble about the SSD Executor that popped into my head on the way to work the other day and wouldn't leave me alone.

It's vaguely based off of @musewrangler's Star Wars Empire Reimagined AU and their portrayal of both the Executor (excuse me, the Lady) and her Admiral. I had been thinking about how the Executor is portrayed in that series ( If you haven't read it, you are missing out!) while listening to the Song "Valhalla Calling" by Miracle of Sound and this idea wouldn't leave me alone.

Enjoy!

A fleet of star destroyers under the command of an admiral of the Imperial Remnant hammered on the alliance fleet. Just outside the gravity well of Arkanis, the Imperial remnant had the upper hand as their crews and fighter squadrons continued to plague their foes. One Captain Brenger of the Destroyer ‘Plunderer’, stood with his hands behind his back and surveyed the battle with an ease born of the confidence of victory.

Worries of the Alliance did not plague him as he watched the Plunderer’s turbo laser battery bombard a nearby Mon Calamari Frigate. He glanced across the battlefield again, like a king surveying his kingdom and it was only the minute twitch of his lips that indicated there was anything amiss. Sparing a second deeper glance to a sector of space cast in the shadow of Arkanis’ moon, he had thought he had seen something. Just as he was about to turn away and resume his confident surveying of the battlefield, a sense of being hunted wrapped itself around him and began to tickle his thoughts.

Slowly from behind the moon, a sliver of white-gray began to wax larger. The firefight between the Imperials and the Alliance began to slow before ceasing as every eye was drawn to the behemoth that had been hiding in the dark of the moon. A pointed bow began to make its appearance as one … four … six kilometers of the hidden menace slid from the shadows. Its bays were dark and menacing as not a single running light was lit.

Captain Brenger’s hands fell to his side and he swallowed back a sense of terror. As the captain of the flagship, he had been in charge of the fleet, but now he felt like a tooka being stalked by a much larger predator. Seven … ten … Twelve more kilometers slid form the shadows as the battle ship … no, that was no battle ship. It was a dreadnought. He hardly dared to breath as the iconic lines of the massive 19 kilometer dreadnought slipped from the shadows. This was the Executor and he had an uncomfortable suspicion that he had flown right into a trap. Right at that moment there was a wave of light that washed over the massive Super star destroyer as its running lights lit one by one from bow to stern, illuminating the ship in a blood red glow.

“Captain, We are being hailed.”

Swallowing back his dismay and reaching for his blandest voice, he nodded to the communications specialist. “Put it through.”

“This is Fleet admiral Firmus Piett of the Alliance. Imperial Destroyers, stand down and power down your batteries immediately. You are surrounded and the only chance of escape with your lives is if you surrender. Be advised that if you refuse to stand down, Be advised that we will pursue with deadly force.”

Brenger had started when he heard that they were surrounded. Glancing around confirmed that as he notices that other destroyers that made of the admiral’s fleet. Like the Admiral had said, they were surrounded, the others having crept up on them unnoticed as the Executor had effortlessly caught their attention and held it. The act of menacingly revealing themselves and slipping from the shadows had been a ruse to distract them and it had worked wonderfully.

[muddyorbsblr]

monthly wrap-up :: june 2023

Welcome to the June 2023 wrap up! I didn't expect that I would be reading so much for other characters but putting this list together made me realize I may have been whoring on the side for some other characters (potentially actors too because I can't lie those pics of Seb at the Loewe event did things to me full stop--).

The year's halfway through and I honestly can't believe how this year feels like it's flying by but also not moving fast enough because honestly I swear on my life I was just working on the 14 Days project a few weeks ago but also apparently it over four months ago?? Nothing makes sense 🥴

Anyways, here's all the stories I've made and consumed over the last month. Please go and shower these authors with all the love, they're amazing and deserve the world. 💖💛

Everything under the cut…and here's probably the best way to summarize what June 2023 was like in a single photo:

Loki x Reader

Coins and Revenge by @fictive-sl0th

The entire premise of this story had me dangerously bouncing at the edge of my seat. The tension and the yearning just created this amazing high-stakes tender love story in the making between future King of Asgard Loki and Forsaken Princess/Assassin YN. And pls the way he looked for her by combing through the minds of the city dwellers?? Pure unmitigated dedication right there. 👏👏

Filling a Void by @lokisgoodgirl

Ragnarok!Loki x Reader x President Loki is a threesome dynamic I didn't realize I needed in my life but now it's just got me staring at the ceiling thinking all the thots about it 🥴

Imagine: Tony tricking Loki into taking Viagra… by @sserpente

Shameless smut with a side of fluff? Sign me tf up 🥴👏👏 Honestly is there a queue for the "seven hours in Valhalla with Loki" experience because I would very much like to sacrifice my sanity for that--

Tropical Tension by @lokis-dark-queen

Besties to lovers on a vacation in Aruba, body shots, and some tender yet filthy smut?? Sign me tf up. I'm usually such a slow reader it's embarrassing, but I ate this up!

Teasing the Dragon by @sarahscribbles

All I can say is do not read before bed or you will go to sleep with horny…unless that's what you want. Edging for nearly an hour followed by overstimulation?? Restrained by Loki's magic?? Loki ripping your shirt with his bare hands?? Lemme know where I can sign up for this 👀 💳💥💳💥

You're Late by @lokisgoodgirl

Intentionally making herself late and playing a dangerous game with Loki? When I tell you my brain was running so many laps at the end of this piece just imagining how he kept her up all night 🥴🫠

Resurrected Love by @holdmytesseract

This story managed to put me in the strange position of sad and thirsty at the same time over the image of Loki having stubble. The angst with the flashbacks hurt me right in the feels but everything else had me squealing and melting and cheering at the end. 🥹💖

Wash Day with Loki by @mysecretlittlelibrary

Peak domestic bliss vibes in this piece, I can't say anything other than I love how cozy it all felt 🥹

Close to You by @michelleleewise

I'm still hurting over this ngl 🥲 Miscommunication trope and the subsequent lashing out gave angst that hurt so good but Loki better be treating her like a queen after this or else we're gonna have words 🙂

keeping Loki waiting in Sakaar ask by @sarahscribbles

It is borderline criminal for a drabble this short to have me staring at the ceiling from the smut 😩

Altar by @chubbyreaderchan

When I tell you this is peak banger after banger smut, and that title has more meaning than you think 🥴🫠

Too Darn Hot by @lokis-little-fawn

Triggering Loki's breeding kink and also some peak use of his naturally colder Jotun anatomy for some creative ways to cool down in the hot Asgard summer? When I tell you I sprinted laps after this--🥵

The Ceremony by @smolvenger

Loving fiance-turned-husband Loki and some bedding ceremony smut. No you heard me right. Bedding ceremony. With chanting. God help me I needed to run a few kilometers when I finished this--🫠

A Gentlemen's Bond by @lokisgoodgirl

Listen. When LGG posts something you know you're in for a good time. But this was…above and beyond. This absolute queen wrote a foursome smut shot with the same Loki & Agent from 'A Gentlemen's Agreement' and had me clutching walls and screeching at an ungodly hour of my mornight. 🥵🥵🥵 …And also still has me wondering if Steve has something he'd like to share with the class 😂😏

Asgard by @oliwrites

A besties to lovers with an adorable love confession and a smut scene that had a line that shot me out of a cannonball and straight dead into the water 🥴🫡

Behind the Pollen by @hollyiswritinglokiagain

This one took me all the way OUT 🥵😮‍💨 Soft doting boyfriend Loki turned horny boyfriend Loki with size kink and back again?! I wasn't ready and I'm still thinking about the bit with the stomach bulge HELP--

Spicy by @lotsoflokilove23

Soft smut with a 'willing to wait until you're ready' vibes Loki that was just the softest horny lil muffin the entire way through goddamn I'm still soft over this one--

King Henry V x Reader

Arise Fair Sun by @smolvenger

Mutual pining + a balcony confession + A KITH??? Disney take notes because this is how you write a love confession scene that will have your audience outright swooning 🫠

Magnus Martinsson x Reader

petting zoo drabble ask by @ladyfluff

Just the image of the precious meow meow being a dad is enough to have me melting, but mix that in with a petting zoo setting? I am a puddle because it's so fluffy 🥹

Thomas Sharpe x Reader

Reading While He Works by @foxgloveprincess

Peak adorable domestic bliss vibes in the Victorian Era with Thomas being a reassuring lil meow meow that just wants to have his wife around even if they just sit in comfortable silence? Lemme just…melt real quick 🫠

Coriolanus x Reader

The One I Desire by @five-miles-over

The grumpy x sunshine was so strong in this and the way this gave us a feisty sunshine reader was just the ultimate vibe for me 👏👏 And the dream?? 🥵 Yet another story that has me wanting more of this couple 💖

Tom Hiddleston x Reader

Falling Star by @mochie85

Tom being immediately infatuated with YN and seeing her as a calming presence on such a nerve-wracking night? Yes pls sign me all the way up. And that ending omg 🥴🫠

For England by @lokischambermaid

Soccer Aid Hiddles smut. Latex dress. A touch of potentially years long pining from Tom's end. I'm not kidding I needed to sprint a good 3km after reading this and I still didn't cool down. "Then bend" has me in a chokehold and I may or may not be putting on my running shoes again just thinking about it 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Bucky x Reader

Safe and Sound by @witchywithwhiskey (part 2 here)

Pretty sure this is the part where I shamelessly tell y'all I have a thing for the dbf trope 🥴🫡 And the way that this delivers and then some 👏👏 Part 1 had me melting for how he just comforted her without hesitation, and Part 2 had me kicking my feet and squealing and squirming from the dirty talk and how he checked in with her and the love confession 🥵🫠

Wanderlust by @mochie85

A pining best friend Bucky agreeing to go on a potential months long road trip with Reader to make sure she keeps safe?? And also resisting the urge to touch and kith the dimple?? The pining is immaculate in this drabble and has me wanting more 🥹💖

Pure of Heart by @rookthorne

Another best friend Bucky and this was so full of tender lil moments all before the fluffy ending that had me hitting the pillow from how cute these two were. And to top it all of: doggos!! 💖🫠

no more losers by @witchywithwhiskey

Face riding + they were roommates?? Scorching hot smut with a reveal at the end that gave this just the right amount of fluff that had me melting into my seat 👏👏

On the Edge by @sidepartskinnyjeans

I was living for the slutty banter between these two while they were edging each other with her wand 🥵🥵🥵 Honestly thank goodness I started reading Bucky stories otherwise I wouldn't have found this masterpiece of filth 👏👏

Devour by @frostironfudge

Mafia boss vibes with vacation hornies really had me clutching pillows and staring at the wall. It should be illegal for drabbles to be this hot honestly 🥵😮‍💨

Sherlock Holmes (Cavill) x Reader

drunken sex ask by @imyourbratzdoll

Drunk, tender, and feral Sherlock got my brain cells struggling to do anything except conjure up many many thots 🥵

Fingerprints by @tadhana-writes

A flustered Sherlock and a story where the case details have me wanting more 👏👏

Clark Kent/Superman x Reader

You're My To-Do List by @hannibals-favourite-meal

Domestic bliss with hornies…and it's Cavill's Superman, do I really need to say more 🥴🫡

Ari Levinson x Reader

her lifeguard ask by @imyourbratzdoll

Loyal bf Ari entertaining thoughts of drowning the people making his lil baby feel insecure and then proceeding to fuck the insecurities out of her?? On the beach?? Where anyone could walk by and see them?? I'm weak 🫠

be quiet for me ask by @imyourbratzdoll

dbf!Ari with a touch of fluff got me weak. (and also got me realizing I have the biggest soft spot for this trope aaaaaaaa 🫠)

her favorite truckdriver and his favorite camgirl ask by @imyourbratzdoll

This had me moving up a book with a similar trope (OF Creator FMC x Single Dad MMC) a good few spots on my book TBR because holy fuckque it's so good and I need more 🥵🫠

You Said I Was Your Favorite by @frostironfudge

The angsty start of this had me clutching the wall from the hurt omg, but the smutty ending had me just staring at the ceiling for a good while 🥴🫡

Stepdad!Ari showing you adult movies ask by @evansbby

Conflicted reader having an internal war between her hornies and her rational thinking really got me on this one. Like I'm living for her intrapersonal dynamic and I'd love to see which side would win out in the end 😳🫡

Kraven x Reader

The Hunter by @sidepartskinnyjeans

Primal kink. Forest smut. If this is the type of top shelf smut content we get from just the trailer, I better ready some ice water and new running shoes for October when we get the entire movie 🥵🫠

You Better Run by @cockslutpadalecki

Primal kink and restraints?? I wouldn't wanna be taken off his list, either 🥵🫡

Thomas Sharpe x Reader

the final Lady Sharpe part 3: unorthodox signals

Loki x Reader

what makes a princess

Tom Hiddleston x Reader

a sizing mishap a tale of ice baths and hot sauce

idek what this is except crack

the best view in Old Trafford (aka Grass POV)