#vampire aus are the best

[whumpy-wyrms]

just wrote 2k words in one sitting of the second part of the vampire au without even finishing the first part fhhdsjhd

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

I am such a big Werewolf Stan advocate I had to jump on this particular train 🙏 (but I didn't really wanna commit to full line art, you guys understand)

Oh, and you guys aren't gonna believe this, but here's part two 🙌

[lucabyte]

i CANNOT stress enough how incompatible the themes of these two pieces of media are. i promise my media literacy ability is actually good im well aware that these character mappings are absolutely nothing. that said. play with me in this space. in this sopping wet miserable space. its bad luck to kill a piou piou

original screenshots (and hypnosis 1904) for reference

[seraphicghost]

kanthony library scene except kate is a vampire

[creative-clawmarks]

Bite your neck and kiss it better.

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[kingprinceleo]

vampire au- seriously how man knives can one guy have...

'just a quick sketch ! wont take long at all !' << guy whos stupid

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

Oughhhhhh :,(

Those baby vamp scenarios are just so angsty with a hint of comedy.

Like, teen Venus vampire Stanley is living in his own world, separated from reality. Everything is like those teen drama shows with mystery, supernatural, and adventure (with the occasional traumatic event). MEANWHILE Ford is only experiencing The Horrors everyday. Even more so with this version of Stanley, having been dead at the same he was kicked out.

Stan's whole life is angsty with a hint of comedy really.

Teen vamp Stan is forever seventeenish and in total denial about it. They're stuck in Murder Woods for Reasons and Stan's doing funny little songs, getting wowed by crazy monsters and punching them in the face, finding cool bugs to show off and boasting about how he's not scared of a little forest! This is a cool haunted woods thing they got going on but he's not gonna get freaked by some guys in make up Ford! All the Horror that have happened to him over the years are buried under Teen ability to ultra suppress, like when shit gets real in high school but you still gotta go to class.

Meanwhile Fords hyperventilating about things jumping out and trying to eat Stan, his tiny itty bitty baby brother who keeps telling Ford to stop wearing heels (because obviously thats the only reason Fords taller! No other reason!) He just saw Stan go into a blood frenzy and the sight of his chubby cheeked twin who's been dead for ten years covered in blood and snarling seared itself into Fords brain and makes him choke up with the fact that Stan really isn't going to grow up.

Its like a mix up of Scooby Doo and Friday the Thirteenth here where Stan's laughing at the guy with a chainsaw and looking for clues and rolling his eyes while Fords desperately making sure Stan doesn't lose an arm and seeing all the dead bodies and carnage left in the killers wake. Ford wants so badly to shake Stan and yell about how awful everything is and how he can laugh about being dead, but then he see's his little twin brother trying to lick his nose with his tongue and be silly and he loses all his steam. Doesn't have the heart to shatter Stan's coping method of Not Seeing it and acting like life's totally normal even after being on the road for ten years and not really maturing in any way from it.

Then Fords holding him and crying into his hair about the tragedy of outliving his twin brother while Stan's screetching and growling about Ford being gross.

[starlingstalk]

Epitaph

[sinful-lanterns]

Ptn women eating vampire reader out when she’s on her period as a thanks for eating them out on their periods 😈

CW: Period sex, oral with period, vampire reader

I think it’d be really amusing if Vampire! Reader’s period blood was the most tastiest thing any woman has ever tasted. Many women are put off with actually reciprocating your oral skills on your period, but thanks to Cabernet (ofc it’s Cabernet) who was the first one to actually eat you out, one taste of your bloody pussy and she is completely ravenous.

Cabernet would not shut up about your pussy when it’s menstruating to the others. Her talk of how “tasty” it is has other women becoming curious and soon, trying out your cunt for themselves. It’s safe to say that they’ve grown addicted and now you get eaten out at least once a day 😳

[gvtsfvkk]

Hi

*trips and vampire stainmight artwork spills everywhere from my bag*

Oh nooo... My vampire yaoi....

[stupidvillainousposts]

Werewolf Stan's Reaction to the Twins Showing Up Was Actually Pretty Aggressive

For whatever reason in this AU I've decided Dipper and Mabel's parents never told Stan the kids were being sent to Gravity Falls. So essentially Stan and Fidds are chilling one day when suddenly two small humans appear at their doorstep.

Dipper: *Knocks on the Door*

Fidds, quietly: What in Heaven's Name?

Stan, growling: Intruders. Don't worry, I'll eat 'em.

Fidds: Stanley, no! Ya can't eat strangers!

Stan: Why not?

Fidds: Well, for one thing they were polite enough t' knock. Secondly, someone might make a missin' persons report and we'd be in bigger trouble than we already are.

Stan: *Sighs Dramatically* Fine, open the door.

Fidds: Why me?

Stan: *Gestures to His Ears and Moves His Tail Around*

Fidds: Ah, right. Well then, I'll let 'em know that we ain't too keen on visitors. *Makes His Way to the Door* Um, pardon our silence, but we really ain't lookin' to welcome any visitors at the moment!

Dipper: What? Isn't this Stanford Pines' place?

Fidds, slightly shocked: W-well, yes? How d'ya know that?

Mabel: We're his great niece and nephew! Our parents sent us here for the summer!

Fidds: *Nervously Looks Back at Stan*

Stan, dead serious: I'm gonna tear them to shreds.

Fidds: No! *Faces the Door Again* Could ya give us a moment? We need t'... uh... prepare the shack!

Dipper: For what? We aren't moving in. Permanently, anyway. Just let us in, it's hot out!

Fidds, under his breath: Oh, dear...

Stan, with a hungry snarl: Alright, come on in if ya want, but I gotta warn ya that ya might not like what ya see!

Dipper: As long as you aren't doing anything illegal, I'm sure we'll be fine.

Fidds then proceeded to let Dipper and Mabel in, smiling awkwardly and completely unsurprised when they screamed.

Stan laughed at their reactions and spent the next three days terrorizing them before finally deciding to try and "bond" with them, via Fidds' adamant request.

Two days after that, Stan and Fidds fucked up with the portal and added two werewolf puppies to their weird family.

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: two drawings of Sparrow Ben in the Paranatural au. In the first, Sparrow Ben, who is a teenager, looms over Klaus and Diego, who are both kids. Klaus looks annoyed and tired, and Diego looks angry. In the second, Sparrow Ben is screaming as he runs away from Fei and Jayme, who are vampires. Jayme is running on all fours and grinning widely, and Fei is floating menacingly in the back. End ID.]

A very important diptych in which Ben gets exactly what he deserves.

aka i thought it would be funny if sparrow ben was the rich girl from paranatural who bullies children and then vampires make her completely eat shit. most sparrow ben-coded character in the comic

[ridiculous-hibiscus]

Vampire Black Leg Sanji!

Inspired by @🌺mentallyinanime🌺 on Tikitoki (aka @mentallyinafictionalworld)

Second pic is pose ref from pint 😊

[magabet]

What if I sketched vampire LiuCheng. what then.

[sugusoko]

previewing my stretch goal merch.... which we recently hit! for @klapolloauzine; consider supporting us if you like klapollo and aus, there's sure to be something to your taste in our zine :]

pre-orders open until 12th of May! i also drew a baseball au sticker, which you can preview in the promotional materials and in the shop

[creative-clawmarks]

There should be more jaylex kissing... but like platonicallt ofc like yk just a bros haha cause their bros just really good pals right? Yeah

"Jay, I've literally had my fangs in your neck. I shotgunned blood into your mouth. We've done everything short of straight up gay sex. We are so far past that point."

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