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mikeymadisonsvibrator · 1 year ago

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pretty much sums up the romantic act of the show I'd say

#wednesday #jenna ortega #very very funny post #tweets #wednesday addams

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butchfalin · 2 years ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?�� didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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vanilla-extracter · 4 months ago

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more witchesss

#started reading lords an dladies and i am very happy to get back to the witches i love em sm #tried posting this like thee times already and tumblr wont let me helllp #anyways love drawing magrats hair its so fun shapes #also theyre funny asfuck i love their banter #my art #artists on tumblr #discworld #discworld fanart #witches #granny weatherwax #nanny ogg #magrat garlick #wyrd sisters #witches abroad #lords and ladies #gnu terry pratchett

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hamletthedane · 9 months ago

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The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

#i can’t believe they improved Fiyero’s character so much just by making him intensely into both women at the same time asdakdga #Elphaba: *screaming at people*#Glinda: yeah baby you tell em! my girlfriend is gonna kick your ass!#Fiyero: god I’m so fucking turned on right now why am I so turned on by this #ideal dynamic tbh #i have other much more meaningful thoughts on this movie but this was so funny I had to post it #It was a very very good movie ngl #wicked #wicked movie

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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License to Kitty.

#dungeon meshi #izutsumi #marcille donato #chilchuk tims #I still stand by my tags on the Izutsumi character study piece I did in January - but I will repeat myself on a few lines here:#I *really* love this character. I love that all of the dungeon meshi crew are complicated and have difficult to love components.#But Izutsumi is a particular kind of hard to love. I foresee a lot of people being turned off by her abrasiveness and lack of teamwork.#She is very self-centered and openly goes against what the party agrees on.#She's a picky eater in a story that is 50% about eating good and healthy food!#It is in part about her growth but admittedly even *then* she remains rather true to her self-centeredness.#Even though she isn't as nice or funny or compassionate as the others...Izutsumi is still someone worth loving.#Even the more difficult people are someone worth loving.#And those people in turn are people who have something and someone they love.#She may be a girlcat but she is the most human of them all.#I hope that if you are an anime only watcher and are feeling put off by her at the moment; you'll give her a chance.#By the way: *yes* I worked very hard to draw that skateboard pose. It was worth it.#EDIT: HAPPY 500th POST OF POORLY-DRAW-MDZS!!! What a comic to commemorate the milestone with!

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dukecarrion · 1 month ago

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some more ness i mean Dess stuff

#deltarune #deltarune spoilers #utdr #dess holiday #asriel dreemurr #kris dreemurr #noelle holiday #duke draws #i have so. many dumb doodles like this #also was very pleasantly surprised to see ppl say they like my dess design in the tags of the last post- tysm!!#the replies are also funny #ty all again

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greypistacchio · 6 days ago

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the fact that the Eldritch Hellsite now offers a prosocial lil heart reaction, with which we can positively reinforce each other's level of batshit like monkeys throwing peanuts at each other, is just.

so funny to me

#i might not know who posted what or which URLs i follow #but you can BET the smartass lil shit in the replies is gonna know how funny i find their sassy reply #staff said hey. you buffoons now get a lil heart o throw social validation at each other. as a Pavlovian treat #and i for one am very happy with it :)#tumblr #destiel news #dean winchester #castiel #breaking news #tumblr news

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tawnysoup · 6 months ago

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"You never know, you could surprise us all in time. Who’ll ever know if it was you that caused the crime?"

(video lyrics under the cut)

"I heard a word that they paint mirrors on their face And soon forget that they reflect but don’t create.

I suggest that you address your appetite For to be seen to cast your beam across the night."

#hi. i churned this out in less than 3 days. it was a lot of fun ngl.#the song is 'bloom at night' by lump. the whole thing is good u should give it a listen. it is so vibes #funny how both my posted isat amvs end with loop at the favour tree. idk i just think theyre very picturesque #anyway uhm sorry in advance. i did put loop in the jar and shook it INCREDIBLY hard. i couldnt keep it all to myself #will i ever stop thinking about loop's struggle with identity and forced change and the loss of all they knew and loved? probably not #A6SE #2hats spoilers #isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #isat loop #my art #my animations

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forgettable-au · 4 months ago

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But that's dessert!

I FINALLY FINISHED THIS THING LET'S GOOO

I hope u all like it

#I love this song #I've been wanting to do something about this AU with this song for MONTHS #I am so happy I got the chance to do it as my final for class <33 #I may post some wips for this on my main account if any of you guys are interested in that...#This was fun #please consider this my apology for no comic updates lately😞art school really is kicking my ass #Let me know what you think about this animation!!#I LOVE THESE GUYS I LOVE THIS AU AND I LOVE THIS SONG AND HOW IT FITS WITH THIS AU #I drew Asgore in like #one frame #and I think that's very funny #I swear he's there for a reason #technically all the characters that are important to this AU appeared here in some way or the other #except Flowey #I'm sorry flowey #If this animation was just a few seconds longer I would have added him but I had a 30 second limit #I'm slowly understanding how to animate......#forgettable-au #undertale au #undertale #papyrus #gaster #sans #papyrus!gaster #papyrus is gaster #alphys #gaster followers #undertale animation

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that-lego-frog · 11 months ago

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banger post ngl

#not my post #very funny tho #wizard101 #w101 #wizzy101 #reddit post

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hamletthedane · 8 months ago

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I'm too much of a sucker for the tragedy of Wicked's ending to take any of this seriously, but the funniest possible fix-it concept is that Glinda just. Does not know. How the fuck. To send this 12yo back to Kansas. Like why the hell would she know how to do that?? Who thought it was a good idea to leave her in charge of this???

And from Dorothy's POV, this is such a funny concept: imagine for a minute that you (a child) wake up in a Fairy-Land, become best friends with a (possibly mentally unstable?) talking scarecrow, and are told by the god-kind that you must go murder his political rival before he'll send go home. Fine. This might as well happen.

And when you return from said murder - which is somehow successful - it turns out the god-king is a fraud and cannot help you. Whoops. Well, how about the OTHER seemingly most powerful person in the country? Ah, no....it turn out she had pretty limited powers in the magic department. And they're mostly bubble-related.

So she takes you (by bubble) to a tiny seaside town on the edge of the map to seek the help of her most powerful friends….the woman you just murdered and your scarecrow best friend who was an accomplice to that murder. And apparently, they’ve all three been dating since undergrad.

I mean, what do you even do with that.

#wicked #wizard of oz #this is a dumb post I think my hay fever is causing me to lose it #this is at least VERY funny in my head

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adaki · 1 year ago

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Sry I’m late, I was being held in a maximum security prison on a secluded island and they had no wifi.

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dimeadozencows · 13 days ago

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A few dumb ideas I had for a bit hehe

#(queued post)#deltarune #ramb #Spamton #ramb deltarune #deltarune ramb #my art #originally I wanted to post these separately but I decided to just put them all together #I'm not immune to ramb jerma jokes #also yes it's that they don't know meme. they don't know. I'm. purple or something (gets pelted with tomatoes)#and broke ramb is real and true to me. I don't even think he spends money it's just that tenna pays him peanuts. cus funny #Spamtenna's infomercial bs has no power on the skint #anyway. the ramblings of a mad man below. continue reading if youre brave (or bored)#is it a sin to genuinely believe ramb and Spamton could be good?#like they wouldn't talk a lot or get too deep but when they would it'd hit them both exactly where it counts and change them as people?#Spamton harshly calling ramb out on his self erasure and people pleasing- like itd make no goddamn sense to him and he'd rant about that to #ramb's face- and itd put things into perspective for him #and ramb- on purpose or not- bringing out that quiet part of Spam that really wants to care about someone- cus ramb isnt helpless or meek #he's still assertive when it comes to what he's about AND he's also super confident- and that'd be relatable to spam #so ramb would be harder for him to completely over look as a living wet blanket that's not worth his time #?#can I still get into heaven?#this post isn't even about them interacting istg #hear me out. they're both transmasc and socially struggling with it in different ways #idk if this makes sense to anyone other than me but... addispam is both pre and post hrt/op who's identity isn't taken very seriously #and plugboy Ramb is either no/pre/post hrt/op who's forever somewhere between passing and not- but is very visually trans #and that ostracizes him from pretty much everybody because no one on either “side” can relate to him #I would tell myself to stfu but some people said they like my tag rambling gsjdjfk.... and I would NEVER stfu about being trans #if you read all of this i hope you now realize i am not just old and wise but also fucking insane #I'm embarrassed about this one lads hsjdjfk....

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emberglowfox · 2 years ago

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Keeper -- a short comic about an angel meeting a robotic lighthouse keeper that doesn't know the world has already ended. Made in about 18 hours for a 24-hour 24-page* black and white comic challenge (that I arrived late to, ha.)

*the actual submission does not include the cover, which was created after the fact for this post.

This was a really great learning experience as someone who's... never really made a completed comic. I ended up really attached to the story by the end of the project (possibly due to all-nighter deliriousness lol) and ultimately am very proud of what I made.There are some things I'd still like to change, particularly text placement, but in keeping with the spirit of the challenge I've elected to leave it as is.