#visit-the-infidel-with-explanatory-pamphlets

[chechula]

Reg(Undead yes, unperson no) and Visit(-The-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets), on their way to do some activism in the streets of Ankh-Morpkpork ♥ for Ari ♥

[fantomber]

I think Dorfl, Visit, and Reg would often spend time together in the guardian's office during breaks

[scarecloud69]

Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out - Discworld Edition: Part 3

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

(source, art my own)

[leona-florianova]

Constable Dorfl and Constable Visit-The-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets discussing religion.

a gift for @chechula

[zagreuses-art]

The fine Rank and File (or at least the rank) of the Ankh Morpork city watch! I've been figuring out my designs for them, and I wanted to put them in a lineup to see how they look beside one another. makes you realize how ridiculous the height difference between some of them is

[ID: three digital drawings of the Watch members, against a police lineup background with height marks and an ankh morpork city watch watermark and logo. The featured members are in order of height: Detritus, Dorfl, Carrot, Angua. then Reg Shoe, Visit, Colon, and Vimes. finally, Nobby, Cheery, Buggy Swires and Wee Mad Arthur. they are all wearing variations on the watch uniform of brass colored armor, chainmaille, leather boots or sandals, and a skirt of studded leather straps. end ID]

more detailed description of the designs under the cut

First drawing: standing at over 8 feet is Dorfl. He is a grey-green troll with a very muscled top heavy build, patches of moss on his skin, and angular features. He is wearing oversized armor with pauldrons, one with sergeant's stripes painted on it, and scale mail underneath. the Piece Maker (a siege weapon crossbow) is strapped to his back. second, standing at 7 foot 4 inches is Dorfl, a reddish Golem made out of patchwork clay, with a overall gingerbread man look, and glowing red eyes. he is only wearing a breastplate, and he has his sergeant's stripes painted on his arm. Third at 6 foot 6 inches is Carrot. He is a redheaded white human, with a sturdy build, round face, and a cheerful smile. he has a captains pip pin in the collar of his shirt and his armor is visibly shinier than all the other's. fourth at 6 foot 2 inches is Angua. she is a white human with lots of very light blonde hair and slightly pointed ears. Her armor has straps at the shoulder rather than being one piece, and she is wearing her badge on a collar. (end of first drawing)

Second drawing: first, standing at 6 ish feet is Reg Shoe. He is a green zombie with a hunched posture and several missing chunks and lines of stitching visible, most noticeably the right half of his mouth has no lips, exposing his teeth. he wearing a tattered and patched flow-y white shirt under his armor, which is also the strap style, and there is a red ribbon in his long-ish dirty blonde hair. second at 5 foot 9 inches is constable Visit. He is a brown skinned human, with slicked back 80's business guy hair and a slightly strained smile. He is wearing a very crisp white shirt under his armor as well as khaki pants and a Omnian turtle necklace. he is clutching a bundle of pamphlets. Third at 5 foot 6 inches is Colon. He is a white human with a heavy-set build, a mustache, and a large bald spot. his armor has sculpted muscles in it and he is wearing sandals. Fourth at barely 5 foot 4 inches is Vimes. He is a white human with messy greying brown hair, and a five o-clock shadow, he looks a bit like house era Hugh Laurie. along with his armor he is wearing a red cloak and a sword. (end of second drawing)

Third Drawing: First, standing at 4 foot nothing, is Nobby Nobbs. he is a white-ish human with vitiligo spots, several suspiciously red or green patches of skin, and very scruffy black hair and a five o-clock shadow. he is smoking a cigarette and has several dog ends behind his ear. he has managed to tarnish his armor. second, at 3 foot 4 inches is Cheery. She is a white dwarf with a stocky build, blonde hair and a blond, braided beard. she has some burns on her arms, ears, and forehead, and is missing her eyebrows. she has a full lentgh leather skirt rather than pants. third, at 7 inches is Buggy Swires. he is a brown skinned Gnome, with grey hair and pointed ears. he is not wearing armor, but instead a rain cloak. next to him is his pigeon, which carries his badge and is a foot tall. Finally, at 4 inches, is Wee Mad Arthur. he is a blue nac mac feegle with red hair. he is in a watch uniform with a kilt, and is carrying his badge like a shield on his back, unlike the others he has a dynamic aggressive stance, rather than standing straight up. (end of third picture)

background of all drawings: a lineup height marker background, with the initials AM (ankh) CW and the city seal in the top right corner. the city seal is two hippos on a shield, with a tower between them. they are in shades of copper or bronze, as is the overall color palate of the drawings. (end of ID)

[enbycrip]

Oh this is *superb*

Ankh-Morpork City Watch

[cyberdrawz]

Ok so like. Visit-the-infidel-with-explanatory-pamphlets and Reg Shoe as a pairing make me absolutely feral, and I’ve just got this idea that like

They’re dating but no one knows. They aren’t hiding it they just don’t care enough to tell people and they haven’t changed how they act around each other. The thing that alerts the others is that Reg makes a comment about Omnisim and Visit just…smiles and laughs. He hits Reg with a snide remark about his activism but…still.

Then when asked they just look confused and say in unison “Did we not tell you?”

[dimity-lawn]

[adwbs]

might give myself one of those dodgy puritan names and call it a day

[scareclouddraws]

second batch right from the oven!!

!! Feel free to use them for memes, edits, or profile pictures !!

just please tag me (this blog or @scarecloud69)

characters names under cut

(left to right, top to bottom)

Twoflower

Willikins

Visit-The-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets

Sergeant Fred Colon

Detritus

The Librarian

Greebo (Human Form)

Susan Sto Helit

Nanny Gytha Ogg

Lady Sybil Vimes (Ramkin)

Cheery Littlebottom

Magrat Garlick

First batch, more on the way!!

(left to right, top to bottom)

Mustrum Ridcully

Samuel Vimes

Havelock Vetinari

Moist von Lipwig

Death

Angua von Überwald

Adora Belle Dearheart

Nobby Nobbs

Granny Esme Weatherwax

Ponder Stibbons

Rincewind

Carrot Ironfoundersson

[milfdarthrevan]

Classic Nobby and Visit.

[sketch-fish]

And last ones so far for the initial batch, Cheery and Visit. Yes I know I dropped titles after the first couple but I can't change those now because of this inadvisable post structure. Ah well. It'll work better in the future when I don't actually have a couple all lined up at once. Anyway, that's all from Discworld for the time being, I've got a half finished Dorfl and Reg still sitting around.

Starting off some sketches of the Ankh Morpork City Watch (from Discworld) with Commander Vimes and Captain Carrot. More Watch members to follow.

[erkauberscream]

Who broke it + Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Finally finished!

[running-on-narrativium]

Please reblog this if you RP or would like to interact with characters from the Ankh-Morpork City Watch books.

Or any Discworld book tbh

[patricianandclerk]

constable visit-the-infidel-with-explanatory-pamphlets has the BIGGEST dick* in the watch, but as a modest man of piety he has NO IDEA of 

a) how big his dick is in comparison to other dicks

b) how desirable this makes him

c) that everyone OPENLY stares at him in the showers, bc he’s got his eyes closed and he’s merrily scrubbing away and singing his hymns

(* his dick is the same size as carrot’s but carrot is 6′6″ and beefy af and visit is like, 5′11″ and has a body like a beanpole so it’s not the same)

[pratchettquotes]

"We are here, and this is now." Constable Visit, a strict believer in the Omnian religion, occasionally quoted from their holy book. Vimes understood it to mean, in less exalted copperspeak, that you have to do the job that is in front of you.

I am here, Vimes thought, and this is then.

Terry Pratchett, Night Watch