#wait a fucking minute...
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came to me in a dream
#logan howlett#wolverine#jean grey#scott summers#cyclops#ororo munroe#storm#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#logurt#scogan#why does he have no ship names with girls idk#wolverine x storm#i’m clinically fucking stupid#tags make me feel cringe#also this took me like 10 minutes cause i had to meticulously crop all the images#x men#wait i lied#rolo#i still don’t know jeans#wolverjean#is that it#lojean#something like that#wolvergirl
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I'm still processing 7-13, in the meantime have this super quick thing! of all the things that happened that I didn't expect, one of 'em certainly was a not insignificant subplot revolving around Silver unintentionally committing international mail fraud.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#honestly i wanted this bit to go on forever. every five minutes a new update on the package. a new thing that silver somehow did wrong.#but oh. oh my gracious. that sure was. a chapter huh#and there's still another part coming huh#'oh this will be a short one probably just buildup to part 2' oh past self you foolish FOOL#how am i supposed to wait for monday now#still churning stuff over in my brain right now. god. so much happened.#kinda disappointed it seems like we're not going to get a silver dream after all :(#but they went in such a COMPLETELY different direction than anything i expected that i'm just like. what is HAPPENING#not in a bad way i'm just treading water here! what the heck twst!#can't believe next week is gonna be like#twst: you know what? fuck you *un-tsunos your tarou*#shit fuck goddamn is this why they wanted to get it in before the anniversary#IS THIS WHY TWST#WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO MY BOY TWST#YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO A CHARACTER YOU SELL MERCH OF
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Bingyuan where Luo Bingge, after many fruitless attempts, finally manages to find a world where:
-The Nice Shizun (who he now knows to be Shen Yuan) is there
-Hasn't died from anything yet
-Doesn't already have a Luo Binghe
-Isn't seriously entangled with anyone else either
Enter 52 year old twice divorced silver fox Shen Yuan, who has only just recently come to terms with his homosexuality (after two marriages have imploded over various factors pertaining to it), and is fending off helpful advice from his sweet & encouraging teenage daughter (who is convinced her dad needs someone to look after him before she heads off to college).
#svsss#bingqiu#bingyuan#shen yuan#luo binghe#pidw luo binghe#bingge having a bit of a crisis because he's never been more attracted to anyone before in his life#shen yuan meanwhile still read pidw like thirty years ago#man takes one look at luo binghe and after the two minutes his weird brain needs to process the situation#is just like WAIT I have a TEENAGE DAUGHTER and immediately starts trying to shove him back into the dimensional rift he came from#luo binghe: i have come in search of my true love#shen yuan: no the fuck you have not
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I’m going feral over how Mel and Viktor’s parallels with eachother are rooted in magic. Both saw magic as their salvation and their prayers.
Mel is born with magic whereas Viktor sought it artificially. Mel is from privilege and born in wealth. She could see the sky as easily it was to breathe. She grew up in a culture that emphasized on physical strength. Viktor was born in poverty and Zaun’s inability to breathe set his life with a countdown. Zaun also valued adaptability and intellect instead. Mel and Viktor casted aside the mentalities set upon them by their mentors to fight for their own.
Both desired and dreamed to create their own paths with their own ambitions. Both saw and used Jayce as their way to do so.






#WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. THEY ALL HAVE MOLES IN THE EXACT SPOTS ON THEIR FACES TOO#guys peep that look on Viktor’s face when he realizes Mel has magic in episode 8. like holy fuck the jealousy and shock#In Act 3 both of their reunion outfits with Jayce were white and gold.#evolution verses fate. augmentation v birth. they have been a parallel of eachother from the start#viktor#mel merdada#arcane spoilers#jayvik#arcane#jayce talis#viktor arcane#arcane league of legends#viktor league of legends#mel medarda#mel x jayce#meljay
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uncle ekko
#arcane s2 spoilers#who up act 2ing they arcane#IM COPING#IM DELUSIONAL#theyd be so cute#(delusional)#me: oh boy cant wait for ekko act 2!#(ZERO MINUTES OF SCREENTIME)#its ok act 3 will be all ekko trust#(DELUSIONALLL)#im coping so hard#drew this on my dying macbook#the colors on this screen are very fucked#so they might be rly ugly#forgive me...#i havent drawn ekko since i first watched arcane#i missed you... my son...#im your number one fan#since your BIRTH#(i liked him since i was a kid when he was released to lol)#i remember that day...#i was like 9...#and the login screen for league was the ekko splash art...#i fell in love. PEAK DESIGN!!!#KING!!! KING COME BACK#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2 spoilers
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imagine freshman congressman james ‘bucky’ barnes is accused of being homophobic and/or racist and he’s just like. i am married to a black man. and everyone is like “what?? who????” and he’s like “:) captain america”
#that shuts them up real fast#the conservatives would be like ‘ah you lived back in the good old days’#and buckys like ‘what the actual fuck are you talking about it was called The Great Depression for a reason?????’#sambucky#winterfalcon#cabnw#thunderbolts#brave new world#captain america sam wilson#congressman bucky is so funny to me actually#who let that man into politics#he does not have the patience or willpower to wait for the legal solutions to things#he can do something about it. so he will. simple as that#sam wilson is somehow the sane one in their relationship and he literally physically fought the president#this is the man that took in two government fugitives without a second thought#and became a wanted fugitive himself later on#if you think about it for longer than a minute sam wilson is absolutely unhinged#and i love him for it#sam wilson#bucky barnes
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Danny: *just chilling on the couch while being very still™️ at the Wayne Manor*
Clark: *comes to visit*
Clark: hey Bruce?
Bruce: yes?
Clark: why is there a dead child in your living room?
Bruce: what 0-0
Danny: oh shit
Danny: *starts up heartbeat* better?
Clark: *even more freaked out*
#someone commented this on another post#and omg I love#just imagine Danny hearing this and immediately panicking#like oh shit forgot to start my heart this morning#shit am I breathing today?#why did they have to notice it takes energy to do living things :(#Batfam: Danny are you alright?#Danny: yup!#Clark: no no he was dead he didn’t have a heartbeat for like 20 minutes since I’ve been here#Danny: don’t fucking blow my cover Boy Scout#Batfam: Danny are your dead? 🥺#Danny: yes—Wait no that’s not I’m not a ghost#Batfam: wut#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#danny phantom#dcxdp#danny fenton#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#batfam#dc x dp prompt
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hordak is such a ridiculous man because my brother really came out here with the COOLEST fucking entrance and he was genuinely being set up as such a scary and threatening villain
like look at this he actually looks so fucking cool when we first see him. i honestly thought he was going to be our main villain for the entirety of the series.
but then we see him interact with entrapta and then the realization suddenly hits that not only is he the most awkward person ever he's also just turned into like WifeGuy™ the second entrapta talks to him.
absolute fucking loser i'm just obsessed with how hard he tries to just act like a normal villain; like he has the scary armor, the dimly lit lair and throne, even his voice sounds scary like.
he even has his own weird little minion and whatever the fuck shadow weaver is. generally, his whole scary vibe and plans for world domination set him up as a proper villain, but then he meets entrapta and all of that just CRUMBLES and is tossed out the window.
10/10 i'm a fan of the progression.
#she ra#spop#she ra and the princesses of power#she ra netflix#hordak#entrapta#entrapdak#i'm sorry but he's actually such a loser#someone is nice to him one time and he's like wait a damn fucking minute#entrapta is something else honestly#i love her she's so funny#saw this absolute mess of a man and went hmm yes i want that one#same with hordak like#he is set up to be such a scary and threatening villain#but he sees entrapta of all people and completely falls head over heels#villain image ruined bye#man tried so hard to be a proper evil villain but like
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"You turned to the camera and thanked Tenna for a great toy! Thanks, Tenna!"
[ Image description in ALT, VHS effect done with NTSC-RS ]
#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#tenna#mr ant tenna#mr tenna#tenna deltarune#kris deltarune#kris dreemurr#susie deltarune#ralsei deltarune#deltarune fanart#god this nearly fucking killed me#i had to wait like. 5-10 minutes for ntcs rs to finish copying its files again to make it work.#I HAD TO STUDY HOW TO DRAW SUSIE JUST FOR THISSSS#eyestrain#eye strain#bright colors#tw eyestrain#tw bright colors#cw eye strain#eyestrain warning
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Gordon, in a super epic voice: "Do you think the streets will ever be clean, Batman?" *turns around*
23 year old Batman, who tried to do his disappearing act, but his cape got stuck in the window he came in: *Eyes wide and what little can be seen of his face bright red*
Gordon in a soft dad voice: "Oh, did you get stuck, Batman?"
Batman: *sad nod and grunt*
Gordon helping him get his cape unstuck: "It's alright, son, mistakes happen. I'll turn around, and you can try again - how does that sound?"
Batman, who is very obviously three seconds away from a breakdown: "Thank you..."
#dc#idk how to tag this#batman#bruce wayne#commissioner gordon#jim gordon#crack post#batman incorrect quotes#jim Gordon later that night: “Wait a damn minute thats a fucking child isnt it?”#and then#robin shows up#and hes like#“What the actual fuck is going on? is batman a teenage father???”
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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes















all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.
i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)
#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button#i think its fucking hilarious#its a batdad au#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#dc x dp#mmm i need to come up with a name for this au#found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique#eldest batkid danny au#chronically ill danny au#danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure#danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son#its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level#“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO#HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE#blood blossom au#for the time being thats the name
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undertale doodles and magma chaos for funsies

ASGORE SUPREMACY I MISS ASGORE





oh yeah also the aftermath of my genocide route



i’ve got beef with that damn child
#undertale#asgore#toriel#flowey#mewtsona#fuck you chara for making me wait 20 minutes after stabbing me
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me rn i can’t deal with this
#ik i posted like 5 minutes ago but im losing it#i am SO excited#BUT WHAT THE FUCK#need the context NOW#waiting til next year is gonna be impossible#head in my hands oh my god#mission impossible#benji dunn#ethan hunt#benthan#itskaitsrambles
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not a very fun time to be one of the people who paid attention in history class ngl
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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution
#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones#their magic phones. theyre scrolls#mia.txt#tes#skyrim#oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated)#and nirya's gunning for it too. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there and don't do anything#i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right#reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him#and he's the new boss' special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it#dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(yes i know this is just how tamrielic mage guilds are but i just think its funny bc everyone fucking hates them specifically#like the rest of the town despises them and allegedly the nords have a special disdain for magic so its kind of funny that they make no#attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust#and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)#ulothir#<- mentioned in the tags lmfao
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You know that thing with parents where everything is fine until their kid is suddenly quiet?
Do you think whenever the comms go silent Batman breaks out into a cold sweat and demands a status update?
#batman enjoying a nice quiet evening:...#batman: wait a minute...#batman: oh fUCK EVERYBODY REPORT#batman#bruce wayne#tired dad bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#batfamily#batfam
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