#we’re literally coded for this

[roxyas]

The art of always continuing (!!)

[milogoestogreendale]

i gotta teach my boyfriend the troy/abed handshake so we can do it after we kiss. stimming like that would go so hard

[jeanmoreaue]

can’t stop thinking about the idea of a Kevin pov prequel like starting with his time in the nest, befriending Jean, breaking his hand, leaving the nest and meeting his father for the first time, the decision to join the Foxes, and the decision to finally start playing again after thinking his whole world was coming down around him, and then ending with the decision to recruit Neil. i could go on

[deanportmans]

Selfships where your f/o is cat coded. And you are also cat coded. Kitty cats in love

[questioningalllifechoices]

very mike and ted coded….

[petrichorium]

The fav I have the most frequent (and most intense) fights with is actually jing yuan btw

[villainsidestep]

how does hg feel abt mirror puppets tbh

[whumpy-wyrms]

basement is flooding 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 :(((

[truegoist]

ATLAS

Hand over your best job interview advice right now

(Please)

Don’t be fucking honest

[whatamibutabutteredcroissant]

We’ve got to make fun of ANYONE who acts like this.

Sometimes I see straight women posting and I'm like hmmm okay I can see why some straight men are driven insane without necessarily being like Andrew Tate psychos

[luvuomi]

✎ . . . ❝ [ amethos but, epic au! ]❞ .ೃ࿐

dedicated tracks: “the horse and the infant” & “just a man”

though strategic in his battle tactics and a master in the art of war, sethos is not one who particularly enjoys the bloodshed and adrenaline that comes along with it. unfortunately in this day in age, not many would agree. for them, to harbor such skilled yet deathly attributes, should thus be carried with pride. only then, can a man ever wish to become that which is greater than himself. this is how many view the reigning king of tulaytullah.

an adversary that is neither man nor mythical, but one’s darkest moment.

but would his fellow comrades still think the same of him now if they saw him hesitating on striking down his greatest foe? granted.. said foe was nothing more than a mere infant.

a fragile, defenseless being he now cradled in his arms, a familiar gesture that brought forth memories of his own child as he looked into their eyes. how could such innocence be deemed a threat by the gods? to be the bearer of such great calamity?

he couldn’t do it. how can when all he sees as he carries this child are fleeting images of his own son and wife.

where as he stands out on the balcony overseeing a once prosperous nation now set ablaze and ringing with battle cries from his invasion, he imagines for a moment that he’s back home in tulaytullah. even after all the years, away from everything he’s known, he can still see the image of the streets below bustling with vendors as they open up shops and prepare for the day ahead. instead of the smoky air, he imagines the mellow summer breeze that travels through the air of his kingdom, greeting him a pleasant morning.

in this daydream, sethos continues to hold the infant in his arms, having decidedly taken him in to raise as his own. at his right, his own son tugs at him, eagerly wanting to meet his new little brother and on his left, is his wife — amélie . her head resting upon his shoulder while tender eyes gaze upon the infant that she of course welcomed with open arms. it’s a distant future but one that is so picturesque, he almost believes it to be true.

but as the infant’s cries suddenly echo out, everything vanishes as quickly as it came, reduced to nothing more than the ashes that fill the darkened skies.

the world he desires is not awaiting him should he go against the will of the gods.

to have sympathy now would come at too much of a cost. one he can’t afford to lose as a man who’s just trying.. begging to go home.

[itsaintmebabe]

oscar piastri’s “partner”

୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ pairing: oscar piastri x lando norris sister!reader

summary: you appear on the race broadcast and f1 mistakenly puts “oscar piastri’s partner” as your title even though the two of you have never spoken and youre lando’s younger sister

notes: i love making smau one shots so much and would love to take requests from you guys!!

୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ masterlist / social media au / fc: lexi jayde

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y/nnorris shoutout to my brother for winning monaco and giving me a free paddock pass

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user6 imagine being so girlfriend coded that sky sports couldn’t even wait for confirmation

↳ y/nnorris confirmation of WHAT😭

↳ user93 the relationship that apparently only you don’t know about

user14 paddock pass this, paddock pass that. GIVE US A PIC WITH OSCAR BE SERIOUS

lando glad to know i’m just your paddock pass provider now

user23 not her pretending like she didn’t get introduced as OSCAR’S PARTNER on live TV

user67 "free paddock pass" no babe they put your full relationship status on the international broadcast

user19 the way she’s not just a drivers sister now but a whole wag too

↳ y/nnorris WHOSE wag??? be so serious rn

↳ user43 girl don’t play dumb we all saw the monaco broadcast

user89 the fact that you’re confused just confirms it. that’s exactly how all the lowkey couples act

↳ y/nnorris I AM NOT A LOWKEY COUPLE

↳ user10 yeah that’s what the last lowkey couple said too

y/nnorris just added to their close friends story!

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y/nnorris pls stop tagging me in “wags of the grid” edits sorry to disappoint but i’m just lando’s little sister

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user27 girl be so fr. you expect us to believe sky sports made a whole graphic for fun???

user4 she debunked the rumor but i somehow feel even more convinced

lando you had a boyfriend and didn’t tell me?? damn thought we were close

↳ y/nnorris YOU ARENT HELPING

user38 “just lando’s sister” okay but why did oscar like this post 17 seconds after it went up? be fr

user3 the fact that oscar liked the “we’re not dating” post is the exact behavior of a man IN LOVE

user32 girl you had us in the first half but now you’re following each other??

oscarpiastri sorry about the graphic btw… not sure how that happened

↳ y/nnorris nah it’s okay 😭 my mum was so excited and now i have to explain we’ve literally never spoken

↳ user27 “we’ve literally never spoken” and yet… here they are… speaking

user29 girl he commented. he FOLLOWED. he LIKED. sky sports knew before y’all did

user2 no but how have they never met before oscar and lando have been teammates for like 3 years???

y/nnorris just added to their close friends story!

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y/nnorris he ordered for me so now i have to marry him i guess

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user63 rue when was this??

user87 we went from “sky sports accidentally exposed them” to this?? i’m grieving

user93 this is so sick. sky sports gave us hope just for you to do this vague little boyfriend soft launch??? and you’re saying it’s NOT oscar????

↳ user5 she never said it wasnt oscar

↳ user35 nurse she’s out again

user73 we were rooting for you. we were all rooting for you.

user26 this post aged me 7 years and it’s only been up for 6 minutes

user48 idc if his face isn’t in it. that’s oscar. my heart told me.

lando hilarious post considering who took the second pic

↳ y/nnorris i’m going to unplug your sim rig

↳ user26 WHAT DO YOU KNOW LANDO

↳ lando 🤐

y/nnorris just added to their story!

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y/nnorris my love just won the spanish gp!!! congrats to my brother too ig

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user16 no bc oscar hugging you was already too much but this caption just buried us alive

user75 nah bc the fact you posted this with ZERO photos of lando is sending me

user41 okay but does anyone feel like this happened too quick

↳ y/nnorris babe i’ve had a crush on him since he joined mclaren so no it def didn’t happen to quick

↳ oscarpiastri i’m sorry WHAT i didn’t know that??

↳ y/nnorris u ever try flirting while your brother’s also in the hospitality suite??

↳ lando alrighty logging off forever

user73 can we talk about the fact that oscar LIKED THIS POST IN UNDER A MINUTE

user26 con😭grat😭ula😭tions😭

lando you’ve known me 22 years. oscar? like 3 months. betrayal.

↳ y/nnorris ok but who won today? that’s what i thought

oscarpiastri wait wait wait… you’ve liked me this whole time??

↳ y/nnorris yes bro. i was literally fighting for my life in silence while you talked to my brother about tire degradation.

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oscarpiastri 25 points, a podium, and a photo that might be my favorite

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user26 “a photo that might be my favorite” YOU ARE NOT SLICK

user4 25 points for McLaren and -1000 points for my emotional stability

user15 we won. sky sports was RIGHT. the prophecy is fulfilled.

lando y’all are gross. blocked. reported. see you at dinner.

↳ y/nnorris don’t be mad ur teammates pulling more than you 😌

↳ oscarpiastri she said it not me

↳ lando i’m sitting between you at dinner. say goodbye to holding hands

↳ yourusername bold of u to assume we wait for dinner

↳ oscarpiastri bold of you to assume we just hold hands

↳ lando I’M CALLING MOM

user46 he said “my favorite photo” and it’s HER??? we lost him. it’s over.

user16 y’all called me delusional for connecting the dots but LOOK AT ME NOW

user72 WE DID IT JOE

[jo-com]

──★ ｡✩ ₊˚｡🧸The Other Charles

Charles LecLerc x Fem!Reader

୨ৎ Summary: You’re dating a totally normal guy — Charles, the sweet, lowkey, not-famous type. But because his Instagram handle is @Charles_L, fans mistakenly believe you’re dating Charles Leclerc. You think it’ll blow over… but Charles? He leans in. Comments, likes, even subtle story reactions. For fun. For the bit. Until the bit… stops being a bit.

୨ৎ Genre: SMAU, slight cursing, chaotic and messy, slight angst?, breakup but not between you and charles

୨ৎ Face claim: Dove Cameron and other pinterest girlies

୨ৎ Note: Send request y'all, they're always open. There are some grammatical error, like always this is not proofread. Hope you enjoyed tho!

ARCHIVES ⭑.ᐟ

js.me

❤️ 15k 💬 3k

js.me Black cat gf and Golden retriever bf irl?

Tagged; @Charles_L

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username IS THAT CHARLES LECLERC?

username Not me zooming in trying to find the Ferrari logo somewhere 😭😭

username bro has Charles’ exact curls, jawline, and energy… like??? we’re not dumb 💅

username FIA needs to investigate this soft launch immediately 🕵️‍♀️ we deserve answers

username We’re being gaslit in real-time and I love it. That’s Charles. IDC IDC IDC

username That is LITERALLY Charles Leclerc, I will bet my student loans on it 😭

Charles_Leclerc ❤️❤️❤️

username he didn’t even try to be subtle 💀 username this is not a drill 🚨🚨🚨

username Imagine this whole time Charles has been dating in peace with a private account 😭 we’re in the wrong timeline

username in my mind i think this is his private account😔✌🏻

username nah you’re not alone✌🏻

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Chats between Y/n and her Girlie

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js.me

❤️ 360k 💬 82k

js.me what’s it like dating an F1 driver? wouldn’t know 😌

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Charles_Leclerc you sure?

Username sir. why are you flirting in riddles. SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST

username just tell us when the wedding is. i’ll bring the champagne 😮‍💨✊🏻

username you sure? is the most Charles-coded soft launch line ever omg

username she said ‘wouldn’t know’ and he said ‘you sure?’ so YES they’re dating idc 🙄

username okay but the way they’re gaslighting us in harmony is actually beautiful

username broski didn’t even deny it… that’s CONFIRMATION IN MY BOOKS 🧠🔍

urbestie_ remember when you said ‘I like lowkey guys’? be honest… did you mean LOWKEY LECLERC 😭😭

username you KNOW it’s real when the bestie starts dropping hints like that 😩

js.me YOU’RE NOT HELPING‼️

username his comment reads like someone who absolutely is her boyfriend

…

username don’t play with me right now. I’m one more espresso away from a breakdown 😭☕

username Charles really said ‘if you know, you know’ 😌 and WE KNOW

username Charles: ☕❤️ Y/N: spotted Me: emotionally unstable”

username this is giving domestic. this is giving Sunday mornings. this is giving ENDGAME

username ‘Love a good flat white’ is actually code for ‘I’m in love and I want the world to suffer’ 😭❤️

Carlossainz55 not sure what’s going on but… good coffee choice, I guess ☕👍

username idc if it’s him or not, the way this storyline is unfolding… I’m invested. netflix could never

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The Charles situation was supposed to be a joke.

A funny little accident. A mistaken identity. A one-off comment under your post that spiraled into a thousand fan theories, memes, edits. You laughed about it, once. So did he.

But over the last few months… it never stopped.

He kept commenting. Kept messaging. Kept checking in.

He never crossed a line—never flirty, never disrespectful. Just consistent, almost warm. Like he was someone who actually wanted to be in your life.

And maybe that’s what made it worse.

Because now?

Your boyfriend isn’t laughing anymore.

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js.me

❤️ 82k 💬 12k

js.me another lap around the sun🥂💋

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username HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN 👑 hope Charles gave you a Ferrari as a gift 🏎️

username another year prettier??? how is that fair 😭❤️

username if charles comments again we’re taking this as a birthday confirmation idc

username happy birthday!! may your next year be filled with love, success, and fewer Charles comments (unless you want them 😏)

username she really said: wish big, post bigger 😌

Charles_Leclerc joyeux anniversaire 🤍 hope it was everything you wished for pretty girl ❤️liked by author

js.me TYSM CHARLIE💋

username happy birthday y/n!! thank you for being the main character in this chaotic romcom we’re all watching unfold

Charles_L happy birthday, love. always proud of you 🎂❤️liked by author

username she didn’t even reply to him but replied to charles 💀 bro I’d simply log out username the like without the reply is… loud.

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Months had passed since the breakup, and you had quietly disappeared from the internet. No posts, no stories, no trace of the person who once laughed through captions and comment sections.

The silence was intentional, but heavy. One night, a message popped up—unexpected, gentle. It was Charles.

Not flirty, not playful like before, just simple: “Hey. Just noticed you haven’t been around. I hope you’re okay.” And for some reason, that was the message that broke you a little.

You told him everything. About the breakup. About how your boyfriend left because he saw something forming between you and Charles that you hadn’t even admitted to yourself.

How it wasn’t Charles’ fault, but still, somehow, he had become a piece of the space between you and someone you once loved.

You expected him to pull away after that, to retreat from the weight of it all—but instead, Charles just replied: “I’m still here. Not as a joke. Not for the internet. Just… if you ever want to talk. Or not talk. Whatever you need.” It wasn’t grand. It wasn’t romantic. It was soft. And in the quiet, it felt like the first real breath you’d taken in weeks.

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A year and a half passed. It didn’t happen all at once. There was no grand confession, no dramatic kiss in the rain. Just time. Gentle, steady, healing time.

Charles stayed.

He messaged you when your posts came back, slowly, like a sunrise peeking through a long storm. He checked in after races. Sent photos of ridiculous coffee foam art. Shared the kind of silly, quiet parts of life that made you feel like maybe you weren’t just someone he stumbled into online — but someone he chose to stay with.

And over time, his messages turned into calls. Calls turned into visits. And eventually, he stopped asking if he was bothering you.

He just came. He just was there.

He never rushed you. Never asked for anything in return. But somewhere between the midnight drives through Monaco and the mornings you spent laughing into takeout boxes on your couch, you realized — he was courting you.

Not in the flashy, public way people expected from someone like him. But in the way he remembered how you took your tea. The way he waited in silence when your thoughts were too heavy to speak. The way he never brought up your past unless you did.

So when it finally happened — when he looked at you one evening, hands warm in yours, and said, “I don’t want to be almost or maybe anymore” — the only thing you could do was smile, and nod, and say, “Okay.”

And just like that, the internet’s favorite delusion became something real.

Not for likes. Not for comments. But for you.

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Charles_Leclerc

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Charles_Leclerc remember when this was a conspiracy theory? yeah. about that😌

Tagged; @js.me

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js.me je t'aime tellement ma vie 🥹🌷❤️liked by Author

Charles_Leclerc je t'aime plus belle💋

username this is for the girlies who saw the vision from day 1 🫡

username this feels like the season finale of the best internet slow burn ever written

username I’m literally gonna rewatch your whole relationship via fan edits now😮‍💨

username her ex is somewhere punching the air rn sorry king 💀

username suddenly I believe in love. and Instagram comments. and fate🥹✊🏻

urbestie_ remember when I said you were accidentally dating him? yeah. wasn’t so accidental, huh 😌 proud of you, lover girl 🤍

username from ‘who even is this guy’ to ‘mother I’d like to thank the algorithm’ 😭❤️

[vigilskept]

original tags bc i don’t want to repeat myself:

but really i just think there’s a bit of a double standard here if we can rightfully acknowledge that a cullavellan pocahontas au is in extremely poor taste, but feel the urge to point and laugh in this case.

evidently i’m in the minority here but i genuinely don’t think it’s particularly crazy or unhinged for a jewish dragon age blogger to get annoyed with people slapping christian iconography on elven characters.

the coding of the elves is a mess given that roma, jewish and indigenous peoples are distinct cultural groups with different religious affiliations, but like. i think you are lying to yourself a little bit if you want to pretend the way this fandom engages with that coding isn’t extremely haphazard, superficial & just flat out ugly.

[solace-seekers]

trying not to sound like an engineering major but all my thoughts are just about my robot course

[rosemaryhoney27]

Death and Taxes

Title: Death, Taxes, and the Fenton Exception

Gotham was a city used to chaos—supervillains, vigilantes, the occasional alien invasion. But for one day a year, fear reigned over even the most hardened criminals. That day was April 15th—Tax Day.

And there was one man who became a model citizen exactly once a year: The Joker.

“Oh, you can gas the mayor, blow up the zoo, or replace the city's water supply with lime gelatin,” the Joker once told Harley, lovingly licking a stamp. “But you do not mess with the Internal Revenue Service.”

Danny Fenton didn’t get it.

“Why is everyone so freaked out about taxes?” he asked, lazily floating upside-down in the Batcave, sipping a soda. “It’s not like they’re gonna send hitmen after you or something.”

Jason, perched on the edge of the Batcomputer, stared at him like he’d grown a second head. “They literally will, Danny. That’s exactly what they do.”

Bruce, arms crossed and trying to make sense of Danny's W-2s—which were somehow written on ectoplasm paper thank you ghost writer and referenced “liminal hazard bonuses”—grunted. “Everyone pays taxes. Everyone.”

Danny shrugged. “Not me.”

Tim looked up from his tablet, eyebrows slowly rising. “What do you mean, not you?”

“I mean,” Danny said, setting his soda down with a slight fizz of anti-gravity, “the Fentons don’t pay taxes.”

“…You’re evading federal law?” Damian asked flatly, already reaching for the Bat-phone. “Father, allow me to call the IRS.”

“No no no,” Danny said, raising his hands. “We’re not allowed to pay taxes.”

Silence.

“What.”

It took less than twenty minutes for Oracle to hack the federal database and confirm the impossible.

The Fenton family has not paid a single tax in six generations.

There was a note on their file. A glowing, pulsing, red note—signed and sealed by multiple high-ranking officials and stamped with a Department of Defense warning tag. It read:

FENTON EXCEPTION ACT - CLASSIFIED DO NOT ENGAGE. DO NOT CONTACT. DO NOT AUDIT. THEY ARE TO BE LEFT ALONE. [Subnote: In the event of unsolicited contact, consider immediate relocation and witness protection.]

“Why?” Dick finally asked, trying not to sound hysterical. “Why in the actual haunted tax-code hell are they exempt?”

“I dunno,” Danny said. “Mom said something about Great-Grandpa Jack accidentally collapsing a dimension when he filed with the wrong form. The IRS has left us alone ever since.”

“What form?” Bruce demanded, looking more distressed than he had when Gotham was overrun by Fear Toxin.

Danny scratched his head. “I think it was called... uh... Form 66-Ectoplasm-B? Or maybe that was the one that summoned a wraith accountant? Oh, wait—that was Grandma Fenton…”

Meanwhile…

At an undisclosed IRS location deep under D.C., in a steel bunker reinforced with both magic and nuclear shielding, a red light began to blink.

The agents in the room froze.

“Is that…?” one whispered.

“Fenton ping. But it’s passive. Someone looked them up.”

The lead agent, an old man with a cybernetic eye and an exorcism tattoo burned into his hand, swore under his breath and lit a cigar with trembling fingers.

“God help them. Someone in Gotham must’ve tripped the file.”

Back in Gotham…

The Joker, halfway through filling out his Schedule C, saw the alert pop up on his monitor: Fenton Account Flagged – Gotham Search. He dropped his pen.

“No… No no no no no.”

He reached for his emergency bag: clown nose, fake passport, and a one-way ticket to Fiji.

“Harley!” he screeched. “Pack the hyenas—we’re going off-grid! The Fentons have surfaced!”

That night, Batman received an anonymous, trembling message from the IRS:

“Please, for the love of all that is holy, tell your newest ward to never attempt to file a tax return. We still haven’t recovered from the last time. The Department of Dimensional Finance sends its regards.”

Bruce turned to Danny. “What did your family do?”

Danny shrugged. “I mean, one of our fridge magnets is a minor god of debt collection, so maybe that’s part of it?”

Bruce just groaned and added “Fenton Family Finances” to the Batcomputer’s Top Threats—right between “Joker’s Laughing Gas Variants” and “Demon-Summoning TikTok Teens.”

And so, the truth became legend in Gotham:

There are two things certain in life—Death and Taxes.

Unless you’re a Fenton.

Then even the IRS fears you.