#wenclair incorrect quote

[mothsaresc4ry]

It was in the middle of the night. Yoko was recording a very wasted Enid Sinclair on her phone

Enid: *kneeling infront of a tall, gothic looking floor lamp with a lace lampshade* Wednesday Friday Addams.. *sways from side to side* MY BELOVED! Will you do me the great honor.. of becoming my eternally hot goth wife?

Yoko:

Yoko: Enid.. Enid.. it's a lamp..

Enid: SHE IS GLOWING WITH LOVE OKAY?!

Enid:

Enid: My dark moonlight mistress...

[ice-and-fires-blog]

Again no mine bt this is cute (instagram) her or his usurname is on the top of the pic

[brenshor]

[spungeez]

Enid: What in the actual hell is wrong with you!?

Wednesday: ...

Wednesday: *pulls out ridiculously long and color coded list*

Wednesday: I've been waiting my entire life for somebody to ask me that question, mi amor.

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Yoko: really?! That's how you two started dating?!

Enid: You didn't see the way she smiled when she got to the pyromania section! What else was I meant to do?!

Yoko: Call the police?!

[achromatophoric]

Pre-Wenclair. Two siblings surveil a certain vibrant werewolf from across the Quad.

Pugsley: Her? But Sis, she’s so uh—so…

Wednesday: Colorful? Vapid? Jubilant? Do not let her wholesome image fool you, Brother. She is a cunning seductress—

Wednesday: —for whom no act is too obscene. Even now, she employs her depraved wiles to undermine my resolve.

Enid: Oof!

Pugsley: She just tripped and fell while recording a TikTok dance.

Wednesday: Merely a ploy to conceal her true actions.

Enid: 😣

Enid: 😧

Enid: 😭

Pugsley: *squints* I think she’s crying because she landed on her Tamagotchi and broke it.

Wednesday: See? She ended a nascent life that she herself nurtured. That succubus.

Pugsley: 😒

Wednesday: *produces a new Tamagotchi* Now wait here while I resign another plaything to its eventual fate.

Pugsley: *watches his sister approach Enid*

Enid: 😢❔

Wednesday: 😑🫴🥚

Enid: 🥲💕

Wednesday: *is hugged and most certainly does NOT like it*

Pugsley: 😬

Pugsley: *mutters* Thing was right. It’s Mom and Dad all over again.

[silverynight]

Gomez *after watching his daughter interact with the blond colorful werewolf girl less than a minute*: It seems you're ready for the shirt. Wednesday *visibly horrified*: What shirt? What do you mean? Gomez *comes back with a black shirt that says Hago cualquier cosa que mi esposa desee (I do whatever my wife wants) and puts it on top of Wednesday's clothes before she can protest*: Isn't it perfect? Wednesday: No. Father, you know I'm not married. I don't even have a girl- Enid: Aww! You look so cute with that, Wednesday! Is that Spanish? What does it mean? Wednesday: It means... I love to sleep in a cemetery. Enid: Oh, well... You still look great in it! Pugsley: I bet you won't take that thing off now. Wednesday *holding herself back from murdering her younger brother because Enid is still around, talking with Gomez and Morticia*: I actually l-like this... it has nothing to do with Enid finding it cute. Pugsley: Yeah, sure.

[rainbowwonderlandsblog]

Wednesday: What gluttonous cretin decided to help themselves to my food?

Ajax: *points at enid*

Enid: Sorry, I didn't mean to! But I was hungry :(

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Actually, you should eat all of it. You need the energy now that you've wolfed out

Bianca: Whipped!

[lorelaiblair]

Enid: 🎶 i just got my license 🎶

Wednesday: to kill?

Enid: haha, you’re so funny wednesday

Wednesday: ….

Enid: that’s not even a real thing

Wednesday: *slips card out of her bag*

Enid: this says you got it in 2010

Wednesday: yes

Enid: you would have been three years old?

Wednesday: yes?

[graveyardshiftcryptid]

Wednesday: "Enid, where is my sword?"

Enid, distantly: "I uh, I put it away!"

Wednesday: "Where?"

Enid: "Why do you need to know?"

Wednesday: "I need it!"

Enid, entering the room: "Oh no you don't, babycakes. We are GOING to this charity auction."

Wednesday: "Nevermore is in DANGER, Enid!"

Enid: "My EVENING is in danger, Wednesday! You are not fighting any evil reanimated puritans, crazed stalkers, or rabid werewolves today!"

Wednesday: "You tell me where my sword is wolf! We are talking about a genuine danger to outcasts!

Enid: "The only danger you need concern yourself with tonight is ME. Your mother is hosting this auction. We. Are. Going. You'll hug your mother for no less than 10 seconds, and you will buy me something pretty. Now, get your coat."

Wednesday, swordless and fuming: "...yes, dear."

[wednesdayontwt]

[ruins-of-tragedy]

Enid: Hey, it's your turn to wash the dishes.

Wednesday: I will wash the walls red with your blood.

Enid: 'Kay, but before that wash the dishes. And use soap this time.

[mothsaresc4ry]

After a girls night out

Enid, absolutely hungover: please tell me that I'm only imagining that I claimed I was queen of unicorns

Wednesday: I would. But then I would be lying to the queen of unicorns

Enid:

Wednesday: your majesty.

[ice-and-fires-blog]

Dont make her angry!

[brenshor]

Wednesday blushing: GET. OuT.

[spungeez]

Morticia: I'm just happy to see that you've found somebody to love, someone who could break down all those walls of yours. Someone you feel comfortable being soft for.

Wednesday: That is where you are wrong, mother. There's nothing soft about Enid. She is a ruthless and cunning killing machine. My walls are stronger than ever, as I have the most fearsome of beasts guarding them now. Our 'love' is merely a tactical advantage, nothing more.

Wolf Enid: *runs face first into glass door*

Wolf Enid: *growls at own reflection*

Wolf Enid: *tries to fight reflection*

Wolf Enid: *rams head into door again*

Morticia: ... Of course, dear.

[achromatophoric]

Morticia: Wednesday's at that very special age when an Addams has only one thing on their mind.

Esther: *scoffs* Homicide?

Wednesday: *ominously* Your daughter.