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There's only one difference between Loki (Marvel) and Loki (Norse Mythos) that matters:
Marvel Loki is the type to do extensive research hunting down a specific brand of high-end scotch that he had once in the 1960s
Norse Loki is the type to scour Ebay at 2 in the morning looking for cans of the original Four Loko recipe that was discontinued for putting college kids in the ER
#marvel loki#loki norse mythology#loki laufeyson#lokean#heathenry#alcohol mention#i will not be taking questions at this time#when I'm right I'm right and I'm right#shitpost#pagan memes#marvel shitpost#four loko#lokean memes
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sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????
#fandom#fandom culture#iwtv#actually#guys i'm still alive#but right now i have gently tucked the boys into coffin#they will wake when their time comes#and occasionally i go check on them#lotr#the hobbit
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
#ramble#if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands#you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things#some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible#the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think#i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex#this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about#yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian#you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate
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sharing a very sage bit of advice from The Simpsons' own John Swartzwelder that i've been trying to hamper down in my writing and drawing alike. let your inner crappy little elf do his worst
#i've been so blocked with writing and drawing lately and so i'm trying this out for my review of Bugs Bunny Gets the Boid and i can feel it#helping but i'll be so glad when i get to the revising stage because right now it feels like my brain has thousands of flaming needles#poking it and making me go AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! the perfectionism devil is hard to shake#but he will be no match for my crappy little elf#award winning
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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⛩️✨DAN DA DAN ✨🛸
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#dandadan#ken takakura#okarun#momo ayase#turbo granny#fanart#artists on tumblr#when I say that I spent literally two whole days searching for the right fonts for this image I'm not kidding. But I did!!!!#was holding back on watching the anime till I finished this!!! HERE I COME!!!
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Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!
(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)
#HEALED FIDDLEFORD HAS ME BOUNCING OFF THE FUCKING WALLS!!!!!!! GIVE THE MAN A BRIGHT HAPPY FUTURE!!! FUCK!!!!!#I don't know how i'm coming off right now#when i say that i've been super manic about them for the past week I really mean it#guys Idk but I think I might be fiddlestans number one fan#I liked this pairing before book of bill and after reading it it only solidified things#IT IS SO MUCH MORE THAN A CRACK SHIP TO ME!!!!!!!!#fiddlestan#gravity falls#anyway this is supposed to be them the next summer#stan is working the shack to tutor soos for tourist season#fiddleford has changed while the twins were on the stan o war#STAN DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL AT FIRST and they have a lot of shit to work through from their past before they can start making out dksjds#sketchbook#traditional art#pencil drawing#traditional drawing#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls fanart#my art
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The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):
This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:
They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.
anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me
#but tumblr... i am pagliacci#clown husbandry#look strange aeons on youtube. i know you browse this tag.#I don't respect your 2011 tumblr core take on steven moffat#but I will forgive it when you right this wrong#EDIT: a few people think i'm saying i originated the concept of referring to a clown like an animal#i didn't. i mean i made this really specific joke about exotic animal husbandry and a lot of mutuals bounced off of it with similar jokes#and that's what people started tagging 'clown husbandry'#to this day when you look for the origins a lot of mutual's names (who also kept chickens/pigeons/reptiles/etc) pop up because of this#talking tag
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get 'em before they melt!
(the flavors are 99% vibes + first thought only thought, don't take them too seriously)
#art#twisted wonderland#the only flavor that took longer than thirty seconds was idia#purely because first thought there was mt dew midnight baja blast#should've just run with it tbh. dang.#(some of the transliterations were hard to double-check so please forgive any errors 🙇)#(unfortunately i had already committed when i found out the spanish tuna is トゥナ and not ツナ) (my joke...ruined...)#man. you ever spend a super long time doing 20+ character pops and then be like#wait why did i do this#story of my life right there ( ᐛ )#sorry for not being around much it's been a Time#just a lot of ups and downs and not really being in the right headspace for Jokes#eternity float better be hilarious is all i'm saying (it already is based on the cards so i think we're good)
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Let's even the odds!
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#comic#corossover comic#utdr#twin runes comic#twin runes#twin runes au#kris dreemurr#asgore#ralsei#toriel#undyne#papyrus#my art#to everyone asking how undyne and papyrus were doing...#now you see why I was so quiet about it#didn't want to ruin the surprise#“but how did they get here????”#shush child...#lemme cook#but yeah#7 hydra heads against 9 fighters should be an easy win now#right?#RIGHT????#you know when I'm typing tags like this the opposite is alwas the case#but sushhhh#this is just a secret between you (person who reads the tags) and me
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First meeting
#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#sonic movie universe#i hope you all are noticing what i'm doing with stone's clothes specifically#white shirt pre robotnik black to fit his goth boss then colors when ivo starts wearing red#also i know we all like to think robotnik hated being assigned an agent but i present to you:#he sees it as a symbol of status kinda. stone hates being here#it just feels right to me. it's not that robotnik thinks the agent will be useful at all#he's just pleased that he got one#everyone else has an assistant why shouldn't he?#this ties to a very very stupid headcanon i have#and it's that robotnik's blood type is O negative#HEAR ME OUT he would hate that. he would hate being an universal donnor because he doesn't care about saving lives of humans ew#but then stone is also O negative so that means robotnik can receive blood from him if necessary#and that's mostly the reason why he was chosen to be his assistant#ivo is too important to die! and O negative blood isn't that common#Stone knows but probably no one told robotnik#then of course imagine stone getting injured and needing blood and ivo is like wait i can do that it doesn't matter what his blood type is#you get the point#i think. i'm pretty sure there was a point#oh well#oh the no hr joke. they're a shady goverment organization i don't think they treat their people that well#that being said maybe robotnik's treatment of stone was the reason they had to get an hr department who knows
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I found an extremely dope disability survival guide for those who are homebound, bedbound, in need of disability accommodations, or would otherwise like resources for how to manage your life as a disabled person. (Link is safe)
It has some great articles and resources and while written by people with ME/CFS, it keeps all disabilities in mind. A lot of it is specific to the USA but even if you're from somewhere else, there are many guides that can still help you. Some really good ones are:
How to live a great disabled life- A guide full of resources to make your life easier and probably the best place to start (including links to some of the below resources). Everything from applying for good quality affordable housing to getting free transportation, affordable medication, how to get enough food stamps, how to get a free phone that doesn't suck, how to find housemates and caregivers, how to be homebound, support groups and Facebook pages (including for specific illnesses), how to help with social change from home, and so many more.
Turning a "no" into a "yes"- A guide on what to say when denied for disability aid/accommodations of many types, particularly over the phone. "Never take no for an answer over the phone. If you have not been turned down in writing, you have not been turned down. Period."
How to be poor in America- A very expansive and helpful guide including things from a directory to find your nearest food bank to resources for getting free home modifications, how to get cheap or free eye and dental care, extremely cheap internet, and financial assistance with vet bills
How to be homebound- This is pretty helpful even if you're not homebound. It includes guides on how to save spoons, getting free and low cost transportation, disability resources in your area, home meals, how to have fun/keep busy while in bed, and a severe bedbound activity master list which includes a link to an audio version of the list on Soundcloud
Master List of Disability Accommodation Letters For Housing- Guides on how to request accommodations and housing as well as your rights, laws, and prewritten sample letters to help you get whatever you need. Includes information on how to request additional bedrooms, stop evictions, request meetings via phone, mail, and email if you can't in person, what you can do if a request is denied, and many other helpful guides
Special Laws to Help Domestic Violence Survivors (Vouchers & Low Income Housing)- Protections, laws, and housing rights for survivors of DV (any gender), and how to get support and protection under the VAWA laws to help you and/or loved ones receive housing and assistance
Dealing With Debt & Disability- Information to assist with debt including student loans, medical debt, how to deal with debt collectors as well as an article with a step by step guide that helped the author cut her overwhelming medical bills by 80%!
There are so many more articles, guides, and tools here that have helped a lot of people. And there are a lot of rights, resources, and protections that people don't know they have and guides that can help you manage your life as a disabled person regardless of income, energy levels, and other factors.
Please boost!
#signal boost#please reblog#I'm so so glad this has gotten the traction that it has!#chronic pain#chronic illness#disability#fibromyalgia#cfs#chronic fаtiguе ѕуndrоmе#actually disabled#spoonie#me/cfs#cfs/me#long covid#important#invisible disability#ehlers danlos syndrome#lyme disease#chronically ill#cpunk#cripplepunk#it's a bummer that it's so US centric but if you're outside of the US you can look into similar programs#I hope that other countries have options like these#the US seems so behind when it comes to medical care and disability resources. and i mean it is#but it's good to know all of your rights as a disabled person or if you ever become disabled
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Before I graduated I was like "lol ace attorney writers are so silly for making Miles and Nick such ride or dies when they only ever see each other at work" but now that I have a job I'm like Oh. No that just happens with coworkers sometimes. Spending the majority of your waking hours with the same people and going through the same high urgency issues does make you insane about each other in an indescribable way.
#I drew this this weekend but I'm posting now in remembrance of my emotional support co-worker :''''''''''( rip#she's not dead. they just made me move out of our shared office#might as well ask my HEART to move out of my BODY.#They took me away from her and I've turned into a feral cat. I'm DISTRAUGHT.#YOU CAN'T DO THAT. WE TRAUMA BONDED. WE WERE IN THE TRENCHES TOGETHER#SHE WAS THERE WHEN WE GOT PHI IN A NON PRODUCTION ENVIRONMENT. SHE GUIDED ME THROUGH IT#I don't know what to do with myself if I don't start my day with asking her about what she did after work#I WANT HER TO TELL ME ABOUT HER PILATES CLASS AND HER CATS AND HER HUSBAND WAAAAAAH#WHO AM I IF I CAN'T PICK UP THE PHONE WHEN MY CUSTOMER CALLS AND MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HER AND ROLL MY EYES#I'm going to die. I'm going to decompose and die. i'm going to fly to europe and fake my death#anyway. fictional lawyers! Soooo silly goofy am i right#ace attorney#my art#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#gyakuten saiban#ace attorney comic#ace attorney fanart#OH ALSO shout out 2 dear mutual legaylly blonde you made me want to try halftone dots for coloring. It was fun.
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GREAT day for sophia the safe fans
#i completely understand robbie when he was like ''her whole deal isn't usually my thing but.....''#same dude same i'm right there with you#date everything
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not to be the too woke friend but sometimes it feels like yall just say "aroace people can still date" as an excuse to ship aroace characters without addressing how their romanticism and sexuality might actually play into said relationship. why do you want them to date so badly Hm
#especially when the character has made it clear that they r not interested in relationships like damn yall#can we just let them have this one#not tagging this specifically .......#but you know what i'm saying right#aroace#aromantic#asexual
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girldad tenna doodles 💕📺
bonus:
#i know what i did#right part of 4th pic is based on a random relayed memory from when i was v little lol#also he's totally wearing his own merch as pjs. also also i def feel like he'd have way too many pillows/blankets cause he's extra#and also i read crts need to be a certain temp to operate proper so now i have the hc that he's kinda cold-natured#as for the bonus; that is exactly how i interpret that scene. i feel like he totally recognized spamton but wanted to be petty#based on him having an enemy that's obvs big shot spamton w a tiny nose as an enemy in the susiezilla minigame. so he's obvs petty fr#i didn't mean to draw him so thicc i was just tryna have him jutting his hip to the side dramatically but idk how to do that#but i left it cause it adds to the comedy. not only fumbled a guy who kept that pipis all these years but now he's thick as hell. dammit!!#honestly comedy aside tho that scene is kinda painful when you realize spamton at least knew tenna was gonna die soon#so this was his last chance to talk things out and they went.........like that (reffing to actual scene not my exaggerated rendition lol)#deltarune's so fun thank you toby fox#my art#doodles/sketches/wips#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#mr ant tenna#mr tenna#tenna deltarune#spamton g spamton#spamtenna#if art of them divorced and/or trying to kill each other counts then ig this does too lmfaooo#I'm still a spamvil guy personally they make me happy. enjoying the spamtenna art tho 💕
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