#white and nerdy

[theknucklehead]

During the Miley Cyrus Flowers part of Polkamania, there are a bunch of references to Al's music videos.

Like a Surgeon

White and Nerdy

Dare to be Stupid

Eat It

Amish Paradise

[vv3spa]

they're so white and nerdy (and autistic)(and gay)

[purgatorypicnic]

Why is this song so Sir Pentious coded?

[43on14n]

Whiteboard logan?1!1?1?

[jonbutter]

sick to my motherfuckin' tummy

[usssnarfblat]

Weird Al's animated music video "Polkamania."

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[griffinftw]

I made a tribute to Gears from GizmoGO! using the song "White & Nerdy" by Weird Al!

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Please listen to both songs (and watch both music videos!) before you vote!

"Ridin'"

"White & Nerdy"

[vv3spa]

neddie and wayne doing some (white and) nerdy shopping

[jbgranic]

"Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy (Take #1)

[moonlight-ee]

That’s America’s ass!

[luckybyler]

They see me mowin'

My front lawn

I know they're all thinking

I'm so white 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy

Can't you see I'm white 'n' nerdy?

Look at me I'm white 'n' nerdy

Have you ever listened to a song parody that permanently affected how you listen to the original?

[eldritch-ace]

I present some nerdy prudes (oh and Max)

(I really wanted to take a shot at giving them all more than 1-3ish outfits that I think fit their styles)

[obsessedromancereader]

ᯓ✦∘˙ spencer reid

masterlist ● criminal minds

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ recs

⊹ ࣪ ˖ my petite protégée ┃@somethingubercool

Y/N is new to the BAU and works under Garcia. she finds herself being able to see something in the case no one else does, impressing the team, including a specific doctor

⊹ ࣪ ˖ books and notes┃@galaxy-siren

During movie night with Derek and Garcia, Spencer’s neighbor returns a book she borrowed and leaves a note inside it asking Spencer to dinner.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ hands on learning┃@wrenreid

Spencer Reid’s best friend pays him a visit in DC. She meets his coworkers and they spend quality time together while she’s in town. But their friendly dynamic changes with he asks her a question she was not expecting.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ sweet sweet relief┃@literaila

⊹ ࣪ ˖ better hold your breathe┃@nikoruistyping

You had hoped to have a nice normal morning but its nothing but normal at the BAU and next thing you know you end up locked in the Evidence Room with none other than Spencer Reid, your coworker and crush. As time passes Spencer starts to have a panic attack and there was only one thing you could think of to help stop it...

⊹ ࣪ ˖ chlorine kisses┃@chrisevansleftpeck

⊹ ࣪ ˖ decoy┃@violetrainbow412-blog

when you go after an unsub who catches students making out, the unit is called upon to resort to desperate measures. Or in other words, where you and Spencer become the decoy to catch a voyeur.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ emergency room┃@violetrainbow412-blog

Spencer forgot to mention that you're still his emergency contact. You wouldn't have had a problem with it if you weren't his ex of over a year and the hospital took you out of the bed because he had a car crash

⊹ ࣪ ˖ amidst the chaos┃@a-simple-gaywitch

Spencer and (Y/N) didn't get along, and it annoyed the whole BAU. But when a traumatized (Y/N) shows up at Spencer's apartment late one night, their whole relationship shifts

⊹ ࣪ ˖ jobs on the line┃@thegettingbyp2

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bang my line┃@daddydotcom

You're Penelope Garcia's first intern, and you learn a lot more from her than just her technical skills.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ carriage six pt2 platform ten ┃@avis-writeshq

Spencer Reid prides himself in his routine. Wake up at half-past six. Leave his apartment at a quarter past seven. Get onto the seven thirty train. Arrive at Quantico at eight forty five. He has a plentiful of reasons as to why he does it; it’s efficient, it gets him to the office early, it works. But the biggest reason is the girl that always sits in the seat a few rows across from him, headphones on and always reading a book. 

⊹ ࣪ ˖ more than words┃@reiderwriter

After telling a white lie to your family about your relationship status, you’re forced to beg your coworker Spencer to pretend to be your boyfriend for a weekend wedding

⊹ ࣪ ˖ pt1 pt2┃@reiderwriter

pining spencer reid and bau!reader who are brushing up on some hand to hand combat

⊹ ࣪ ˖ two geniuses (a vacancy gone wrong) ┃@misserabella

you get a couple of days off, so you decide to spend them on a california hotel. except things start to go wrong when you meet spencer there. and later on, when you find yourself with cuffs around your wrists. there might be a killer whose obsession revolves around you. and he seems to have focused on reid as well

⊹ ࣪ ˖ two geniuses (don’t get along) ┃@misserabella

spencer reid; doctor spencer reid. some of them (mostly of them), would say he’s a genius. but if he was, then so you were. maybe that’s why you hate each other. maybe that’s why you can’t stand him.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ drunk words are sober thoughts ┃@rufflebuttercup

spencer’s been, uncharacteristically, ignoring you all day, and you’re determined to find out why. it can't be anything bad, right?

⊹ ࣪ ˖ take my breath away┃ @atlabeth

you help spencer train for his fitness exam. he kind of just wants to kiss you.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ stripped bare┃@foxy-eva

After a mishap at work Spencer and Reader end up in the shower together – and things get heated. 

⊹ ࣪ ˖ white lies┃@violetrainbow412-blog

you meet Spencer thanks to a nice coincidence and you become recurring chess partners, but he leaves out a small detail

⊹ ࣪ ˖ the boy next door┃@a-simple-gaywitch

(Y/N) (L/N) and Spencer Reid have been best friends nearly all their lives. Everyone in their lives can see how head-over-heels in love with each other they are. The only ones that can’t? Themselves.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ you are smarter than me┃@call-mi-jinx

there's a competition between you and reid about who is smarter than who. when he finally confesses something y/n can't get it out of her head so confronts reid about it.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ in the blink of a lens┃@alsofoundinpeas

When Spencer Reid finally succumbs to technology and gets a smartphone, he takes a tentative step into the digital world by sending his best friend (and colleague) Y/N a picture. What starts as an innocent attempt to embrace modern tech leaves Y/N flustered

⊹ ࣪ ˖ sweet dreams┃@foxy-eva

You fall asleep on Spencer on the way home after a long case

⊹ ࣪ ˖ accidents┃@tinystarbites

during a long case away, Spencer accidentally sees Reader's nudes on her phone and can't cope because he is a MESS for reader

⊹ ࣪ ˖ I wish I knew you wanted me┃@irndad

spencer got asked out by reader 5 years ago, when he was recovering from his dilaudid addiction, and turned her down. now, he's in love with her, and pining for her

⊹ ࣪ ˖ twenty questions┃@viaisms

penelope accidentally mentions that someone has a crush on you, she can't say who it is but you make it into a game so she can

⊹ ࣪ ˖ on your shoulder┃@reidswhre

based on the episode of "the office" where pam falls asleep on jim's shoulder

⊹ ࣪ ˖ hotel room reservations┃@posh--bee

While on a case, you have to not only share a hotel room but also a bed with the BAU's resident genius Spencer Reid whom you have had a crush on since he first joined the FBI. When you wake up during the night with his arms wrapped around you, previously hidden feelings come to light and you realize that your unrequited feelings for him might not be so unrequited after all.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ it’s been a long time coming┃@reidsflwr

back in high school you used to have a crush on spencer and now you got to work together.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ if you feel it chase it┃@auroralwriting

Spencer x reader twister au. Storm chasing was the intent, falling in love was not.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ I’m stupid do me┃@tjwritesdanfics

Frustration and zoning out can lead to interesting things.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ it takes two┃@g0dlyunsub

spencer deals with a lot on the field, but nothing can prepare him for when he’s stuck inside a locker with you.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ that wasn’t fake┃ @aperrywilliams

You're shy and reserved. Spencer has a crush on you, and unbeknown to him, you have a crush on him. Maybe the cat can get out of the bag when you have to step aside of your comfort zone to catch an elusive unsub.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ my lover boy┃ @aperrywilliams

You think something is going on with Spencer, something beyond friendship. But you start to question it when a case in LA pushes Spencer to spend time with Lila Archer.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ love me until I love myself┃@catsushizz

Spencer got used to his life consisting of books and the BAU he had never truly viewed the prospect of love but when you came it all just clicked.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ clueless┃ @januaryembrs

Spencer's got a crush, too bad you're entirely clueless to his dilemma

⊹ ࣪ ˖ new kid┃ @fandomscombine

It’s your first day at the BAU and meeting the team. The team is surprised with how you’re hitting it off with a certain Doctor but what they don’t know is that a bigger surprise is yet to come.  

⊹ ࣪ ˖ the joys of a workplace relationship ┃ @miley1442111

a new addition to the team causes some very strange conversations to be had- and a very embarrassing moment for both spencer, and you.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bane of my existence ┃@januaryembrs

Spencer hates you, and you hate him, until it comes to protecting each other in the field

⊹ ࣪ ˖ Neighbourhood beauty┃ @boldlyvoid

Penelope is hosting Christmas at her apartment this year, she invites everyone... Including her new neighbour, who is exactly Spencer's type.

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