#writing shitpost

[fishwithtitz]

Oops it me

[writerabigailcooper]

it cannot turn into a finished product if you do not open the damn word document, broski. please for the love of god, open the document, stop doomscrolling, and put your thoughts to good use. no computer? omg, there's this wild thing called paper. no paper? you have a notes app, right? come on!!! you got to start. there's only one way it'll ever get finished, and you have every chance to.

[stormwifewrites]

why is writing so great & fun but editing is like the interminable Origins segment in the Fade where I've passed through the same hideous room nine times and I keep dying in these Backrooms-ass hallways and I'll never escape alive and I guess I'm a mouse forever now, k

[pyroweirdfan]

I swear to god that the Hinge ad is odd. There's even the writing one so I made one myself, it's corny (and cringe) with my bad writing. This'll be the last time I would do this.

Good luck handling this and I'm not doing that again

Cringe warning:

[necromancyandtea]

Writing down a story plan/outline like I dont know what's happening, I'm just the writer

[ominous-faechild]

sometimes i feel like a bigshot mass media company when i purposely exclude important details from “the advertising” to help hide spoilers lol

[malrieoni]

Creative Writing

[troythecatfish]

[lilacretrograde]

Suddenly there's 3000 words and I have no idea where it came from.

[thehorriblewriter]

Reverse/Semi-Reverse prompts: paranormal edition

The shape shifting doppelganger is not copying you to take over and steal your life, it's trying to be your twin

The douchebag jock does not become a horny asshole alpha when he turns, he actually becomes an esteemed British gentleman that has a specialily made suit so his wolf cheeks are not in the nude

Your blood, instead of being sweet and delicious to the vampire that bit you, is actually super disgusting and down right toxic, you accidentally paralyzed that man and now he's foaming at the mouth

Guardian Demons that protect the pure of heart from angels that are trying off them and bring them to heaven far too soon

Speaking of demons, Ascended Demons, opposite of fallen Angels. Basically demons that were kicked out of hell and onto earth for not being evil enough

The old Victorian house at the end of the block is haunted, not by 18th century ghosts, but by a bunch of 90s-modern ghost kids who are having an afterlife smoke session

young looking old ass vampire meets a young woman that looks just like his human lover, who he had to leave to protect. Shes not a reincarnation, but actually his great something X granddaughter, and he is enthusiastic that he has a grandbaby

[nunyverse-scribe]

Writing is the best thing ever, it makes me feel mentally ill but in a good, radiating battery kinda way

[heniareth]

Writing is hard, because you might put the words in the right order, and they might even form correct sentences. But that's not enough. They have to be convincing too

[writerabigailcooper]

things i found in my notes app from well over two years ago but make it prompts

yeah i'm thinking it too, don't worry: "wtf is this." i was going through my notes app (storage is too full to update my phone </3) and i didn't want to let all of my... i dunno what you would call it, but i didn't want it to disappear forever. these are snippets from several notes throughout the last five-ish years. it's sporadic and it definitely was something i took my time reading through.

dialogue prompts - 2023

"Oh, but my dear, you are art."

"Who do you think you are?"

"I am no one. I am no one, and I am sorry I ever tried to be more than that."

"You're not sorry."

"I am sorry."

"Save it. Save it for someone who actually cares."

text prompts - 2023

I would never be the pretty girl. I knew that from an early age.

The anger lighted behind his eyes like a dying fire. It was fleeting, but still overwhelmingly present.

Her future was gone. At least, the one she believed she would have was.

dialogue prompts - 2022

"You know I love you, right?"

"And I, you. I love you dearly."

"If you had the choice, would you do it again?"

"I would. But I just... I just want to go home."

"Even though you would leave him?"

"Do I fix things?"

"I don't know. You have me tied here to this chair instead of doing what you must to fix things."

"I don't know what to fix! What am I supposed to do? I'm just one person, dammit!"

"I will protect you."

"I know you will."

"Didn't you tell me ignorance is bliss?"

text prompts - 2022

I can feel myself fading into the same place I fought so hard to escape.

I am so unbelievably tired of it all.

Okay, but why is there like a wave of never ending disappointment in my life?

What would have happened had I stayed?

And for the first time in a long time, he had no idea where to go. He had no one to turn to. No one to fall back on.

He was cute, and she had a crush. The only thing is, she didn't expect to find him on the soccer field completely drained of his blood.

And maybe in the end, I was meant to be alone.

She was like the moon. With each waxing phase, a new dream. With each waning phase, a new bout of despair.

dialogue prompts - 2021

"You are good enough. Regardless of what you think, you are good enough."

"I can't just save all of humanity! I can't even make a fried egg. What makes you think I'm capable?"

"Sometimes... sometimes we are pushed into unexpected situations. It is up to us to decide what to do."

"Prove yourself wrong."

text prompts - 2021

I am suffocated by the things you say.

I know goodbyes can be hard, but I'm glad you tried.

text prompts - 2018 (yes, i know, wtf, but thank god there was only one). (there wasn't, i'm lying to you)

People are not born evil. Only raised that way.

[stormwifewrites]

every time I write something I’m like… this is either the best or the worst thing I’ve ever written

[writer-of-worlds]

:3c

From this post. Blank below cut.

[necromancyandtea]

Putting my ocs in a jar and shaking it up until they tell me more about themselves and the plot