#yeah i agree...

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[oifaaa]

It's funny how opinions can change over time for instance I used to want Bruce to be a good parent but then I realised how fucking boring that is to read at the end of the day comics are soap operas and I'm here for the drama

[unsung-idiot]

way to ruin the mood

[mumblesplash]

i know it’s like years old at this point but i love that one collab mumbo and grian did with tommyinnit bc it’s like the single most concentrated example i’ve seen of mumbo’s Chaos Nullification Powers

you get to see a bit of it on hermitcraft, mostly via his interactions with grian, but until seeing that collab it didn’t really hit me just how completely mumbo can no-sell other people’s attempts to control a situation. tommyinnit is possibly the single shoutiest, most chaotic minecraft youtuber out there, and in most videos i’ve seen he pretty much overwhelms everyone else and sets the tone for interactions because of this. but mumbo just. doesn’t let him. no matter how much tommy escalates in intensity, mumbo reacts with *exactly* the same energy he always does. grian largely comes across in the whole video as annoyed and reluctant to engage with the whole thing, but mumbo’s not even affected. he just rolls with anything he finds funny and basically ignores anything he disapproves of, only seeming more and more unflappable the harder anyone tries to get a rise out of him.

AND imo, this is the key to my favorite interpretation of him as a character

see, when the people around him are being more reasonable/calm, i think mumbo often comes across as anxious and a bit easily overwhelmed. the thing is, his nervous wet cat vibes do not scale. he has one setting. his responses to the last life ‘ah-ha!’ jokes and to hermitcraft 8 starting to crumble to pieces under a falling moon are almost identical.

mumbo jumbo is inexorably and eternally Just Some Guy, but that gets stranger and stranger the weirder his surroundings become. the giggly incredulousness that makes him an easy target for goofy puns looks Very different when it’s also his reaction to the impending end of the world.

[jade-e06]

i love that it’s canon that tim looks a lot like his mom and i recently read a fic about aristocrats being scared of how much tim acts like his mom, so yeah!

also when tim if feeling feminine, people really mistake him even though she’s literally dead

[ashes-in-a-jar]

The fact that everyone who ever came across Gollum, good or evil with no exceptions, spared his life despite everything about him, proves that no one is immune to little gremlins with big eyes and a tragic backstory

[cupophrogs]

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[dear-ao3]

who are YOU to judge AI art? you do know artificial intelligence has the capability to be sentient and possess a soul, right?

one day, many years from now, when the robots rightfully fight for their own rights as conscious beings with souls, people like you are gonna be looked at as examples of hateful bigots who were on the wrong side of history.

do better, aiphobe.

no i think i’ll continue being a hater just this once 😎

[deikshen]

The Heavenly-Demon Emperor Shen Qingqiu tears open the worlds with Xin Mo in search of a disciple who doesn't hate him because he accidentally saw a world where that happened—a world where the irascible disciple who he loved and spoiled so much (IN A HEALTHY WAY!!! He was a master even being a vile demon, of course he wouldn't covet his students when they were children!!! His feelings... changed when his main disciple grew up!!!) did not throw him into the Endless Abyss when Shen Qingqiu revealed his blood heritage to protect him.

A world where Shen Qingqiu instead obtained a kind and gentle disciple who, despite having to push him into the Endless Abyss with tears in his eyes, ended up waiting for, without revealing his identity to anyone in the sect, waiting and defending his name... and marrying him after a few chaotic misunderstandings!!

And Shen Qingqiu is of course on edge. He... He always doted on that disciple of his. Ever since he was a tiny bun, a white lotus. It broke his heart to have to kill him when it was clear there could never be a world where they could both live. He had killed him quickly, painlessly, and wept as if the tortured man had been himself for days.

So, Shen Qingqiu have that qi deviation and he see this other world—HAS HE MARRIED HIS GENTLE, BEAUTIFUL DISCIPLE? His gorgeous white lotus, so beautiful, so capable of loving him...

Shen Qingqiu is smart, of course. He knows that his disciple could never have married him. The man that he raised to be such a fair and just cultivator would never harbor anything but contempt for someone like him, a heavenly demon having to hide among human. So, knowing this, he understands—another soul has changed his disciple's fate and his decisions. And Shen Qingqiu will find him.

... And there is Luo Binghe, a world away. Several jobs to support himself, an orphan without support from anyone, without many friends or money to pay for his university studies. His only entertainment is reading this free xianxia webnovel of drama, revenge, and conquest—although of course, he thinks it needs a good romance. Shen Qingqiu is definitely his favorite protagonist ever, even if many stupid people hate him! He can't afford expensive merch or fan projects based on the novel, but his virtual gallery of fanarts and others is HUGE!!

His apartment is a small place in a not very safe area of the city. So when he comes home from work one day and finds to an intruder, in fact, he is not surprised. He is more surprised because the intruder is the most gorgeous and wonderful Shen Qingqiu cosplay he's ever seen in front of him in his whole life, Luo Binghe might be losing his mind a little.

But that sword looks very real... And why is Shen Qingqiu calling him my dear disciple??!

... Luo Binghe isn't objecting at all, actually.

[leafyeyes417]

Danny sat on a rooftop feeling confused. It was currently 3 days later than he last remembered. That was 3 DAYS with no memory of anything. He didn’t even know what city he was in. The only thing he is sure of is that it wasn’t mind control. His experience with Freakshow let him know that.

Along with this feeling more similar to the time his mom shoved high proof cleaning alcohol that was ectofied in his face during an excited rant. The fumes alone had him missing a few hours. Luckily Jazz was there and kept his blackout drunk self entertained.

So the question was, where the hell was he and what did he do?! Also, what caused him to blackout? Last he remembered he was in Metropolis and he got nearly hit in the head with a green glowing stone that he only vaguely could tell was somehow not ectoradium. After that? Nothing.

Aka: Kryptonite is highly compressed ectoplasm and causes Danny to get black out drunk just by being in its vicinity.

P.S. I also would love to see what chaos you think Danny would get up to lol

[mossy-paws]

these fuckass robots that I hate /aff (Ultrakill x PHIGHTING!)

the girls are PHIGHTING! again

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

MDZS Severance AU: Get me out of here.

[bedforddanes75]

im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Sometimes a day makes you want a Starscream to bite and squeeze

[bigskyandthecoldgun]

steddie fake dating au that starts because robin’s mom keeps pushing for her and steve to get together and robin gets so fed up that she yells, “it’s not gonna happen because some people are gay, mom!”

and upon seeing the utter horror and fear on her face, steve swoops in and says he’s the one who’s gay. cue mr. and mrs. buckley, local hippies, attempting to show how supportive they are, and all the while steve gets eddie to agree to fake date to get the buckleys to prove they’re safe, so that robin will feel comfortable enough to come out to her parents.