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[nicopossum]

Oh my! Scandalous! 😳

[maple-seed]

I was looking at my tumblr downloads on my phone (honestly what a mess, a horny mess) and rediscovered this gem! 🙏❤️

Hahahahaha. ❤️

A gem indeed. I do adore the nonsense.

Who was our third here, was it @gigglingtiggerv2? It's been a minute so I don't recall, but that feels right.

[kalied0skull]

If you were an animal

You'd either be a fox (idk you remind me of those videos where they dive nose first into snow also they're built like dogs but think like cats)

Or a robin

HELP ??? THE REASONING BEHIND THE FOX IS SO FUNNY ???

y'know what though I'll happily take that, my fursona was gonna be rebranded to a fox at one point but i decided against it because bunnies are cooler

love robins though, such a neat little bird

[yiffradio]

Your sona is hot af

if its my icon youre talking about thats just an oc of mine but regardless youve made me feel like royalty and i love you (sucks you off silly style)

[creepyscritches]

Trying to cause an asthma attack at my family's gift exchange. The gobbler. I made 3 of these bitches.

[boycreature12]

oughgh my bed… ohohib boy my bed..

[w04hxo]

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[mayday-mayd4y]

Love it when Dr Scherz forgets that he is indeed the curator of herpetology at the NHMD ily you funny frog expert guy and your least favourite laser beam sound frog

Is there any frog species you have a grudge against?

Meet Gephyromantis (Phylacomantis) pseudoasper

Peak calling activity? Between 3 and 4 am 😡

Its preferred perch? The canvas of my tent 🙃

The decibels of its call? Jet-engine levels 🫨

The sound? Fuckin' Star Wars lasers.

[tresorgizjoralb]

[ohmydais]

”Never ignore your gut feelings!” my gut feelings tell me that Freddy Fazbear is outside of my door at night

[victusinveritas]

[kidpuppy]

saying something reallllyyy pathetic to your dom just to hear the condescending "awwwhhh" that makes your brain melt >>>>>>>>>>

[yiffradio]

werewolf blood ritual anon: not entirely on my own!

i mean yeah i was an eight year old kid in 2008-2009 so i got some of it from online "how 2 become a wearwolf!!!!! 100% REAL!!!!1!!" tutorials but my mother's side has history with vudu and indigenous ritual so i always knew that blood and spit were important ways to effect a soul, and i figured if i made the more important fluid my own (blood) and the less important fluid a dog's (spit) i could turn ME into half dog.

i was fully willing to accept that you just made up your own Become Werewolf Ritual not gonna lie

…if you find one that works hmu

[panic-sl0th]

*honks sadly*

[lambf4rm]

alien franchise girls