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When I'm looking for Master Chief x reader fics and half of them are from the shitty ass paramount TV show.

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i need to calm down

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The crossover that nobody asked for, but oh well, I did it anyway jaj

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oueghhhhhh... serrat loves his papa so much 🥺

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a domesticated doomguy, in his natural environment, properly nurtured, properly trained, and thriving. the terrible mistreatment of most domestic doomguys is the only reason they’re so violent, as strong as they are they still avoid conflict in the wild but we need to care for them carefully in captivity or they’ll resort to lashing out on your demons…

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Free my boy! He didn’t do anything wrong!

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Handsome man

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‼️DOOM TDA SPOILERS‼️

When I first saw the leak of his face from the art book, I didn't really liked it.

But now...

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i still can’t believe they gave doomguy large brown puppy eyes

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you have no idea how much I love these characters

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When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

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OKAY SO I WANT EVERYONE TO BE CLEAR HERE ON THE ARBITER (Thel Vadam). HE WAS THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE FLEET OF PARTICULAR JUSTICE, OR THE COVENANT YOU FACED ON ALPHA HALO IN COMBAT EVOLVED THAT HAD FOLLOWED YOU ALL THE WAY TO THRESHOLD FROM REACH.

So basically, he was leading that fleet, and in Halo 2 the Prophets accused him of allowing 1) for the humans to land on the ring and b) for the ring to be destroyed, when in reality what happened was there was a minor prophet in his fleet that was trying to usurp his position and take control of the mission.

To the prophet, the involvement of such an important holy relic such as a sacred forerunner ring had just turned this operation into a religious matter.

So no, Thel was not dumbstruck by the ring, he was trying to manage an entire fleet, do battle and stave off humans on the ring, deal with other problems arising such as the parasite on the surface of the ring threatening to board his ships and overtake his fleet, one of his high-ranking officers (Rtas Vadumee) returning alone from what was supposed to be a by the book check in on an agricultural ship that had seemingly gone dark, mangled after a run in with the Flood left him dismembered and teamless, all the while trying to keep his hands on the reigns so the prophet didn't derail his whole operation.

It's okay though, because the decisions that prophet made led to the Heretic Uprising, and eventually the Great Schism. I just want y'all to realize Thel was a brilliant tactician and a glorious fighter. He wasn't what the prophets made him out to be, made the Covenant believe he was, made him believe he was.

Even Guilty Spark told Sesa Refumee (the Heretic Leader) that the Prophets have always been lying and manipulative.

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right okay so @noctiris and i are working on an absolutely tooth-rotting halo au where miranda stays with catherine and grows up with the spartans as siblings. jacob is there too because we love him

featuring: blue team redesigns (and the return of kelly's blue hair), tons of baby miranda content, and jacob keyes best dad and driver

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Doom Slayer by Alex Palma

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henry of skalitzes. and hans

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halo au where everythings the same but cortana is buff as hell

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Yeahhhh first edit (?)