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Natasia Demetriou as Nadja of Antipaxos

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Matt Berry as Laszlo Cravensworth

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What if I wanted to recreate Stardew valley (not going to kill my grandfather)

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I want the Nandor & Guillermo origin story.

I want Nandor to look at the camera and tell us that he saw Guillermo somewhere outside of Panera Bread and followed Guillermo there. That he’d decided Guillermo would be a tasty little virgin treat.

Then I want him to tell us how Guillermo greeted him and then was nice to him and helped him order even though Nandor hadn’t gone in there to order and I want Nandor to tell us he left the Panera bread with a grilled cheese and a bowl of soup (tomato because it’s red like blood) he had no idea what to do with.

I want Nandor to tell us that he accidentally became a regular and was dubbed the grilled cheese man by all the workers. And how everyone knew that the Grilled Cheese Man always looked disappointed when Guillermo had a day off. I want him to tell me that he eventually had to hypnotize Guillermo to forget all of that because it was embarrasing so now Guillermo thinks their last meeting at the Panera bread was also their very first when instead it was closer to their thirty fifth meeting.

I want Guillermo to tell the camera that he still talks to some people from Panera Bread and they’ll ask how the Grilled Cheese Man is doing and Guillermo will just be 😃 I have no idea what they’re talking about but i always say he’s okay.

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Fan art of Nadja from What We Do In The Shadows

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I dunno, Alyssa looks fine to me.

💛※ You all knew they left... and you said nothing?

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will i ever feel like watching jackie daytona episode for the first time again or should i just let go

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Having another gender crisis 3 years into transmanness, wish me luck

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she's in jail for being so stunning

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Begging y'all to actually vote

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is this a good time to admit that the it crowd started my matt berry hyperfixation

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Booktok women.

The women on booktok need to be put down. I know a lot are normal but baby, a lot of you are loco.

Five months ago or so, there was this guy who's a biker and he made a Tik Tok about his hobby. Women from booktok came into the comments and started to go after him.

I shit you not, they were on that weird shit. "Booktok has been summoned!', "Where is booktok at?", and more stupid shit. So, he made another video talking about the books he likes the hunger games and maze runner, books that are in his age range because he is 16 years old. HE IS 16 YEARS OLD.

And you know what the comments were like? Actually what you expected. "Oh, we need to protect him!", "Oh, he's a cutie!", "You're so innocent!". Why are you talking to him like he's a fucking puppy dog? One person commented that he should try haunting Adeline. I don't know how he's doing but I hope he's doing alright with comments like those.

Haunting Adeline by H.D. Carlton which is a dark romance that romanticizes SA. The male love interest is against that type of stuff yet he does it to Adeline. Like the author herself said it was SA. Ngl, I hate the author too. Why would you write something like this? All I'm seeing is dark, where is the romance?

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rating things my mum did:

(INSIDE OUT 2 SPOILERS)

said it was 'an overreaction' at the inside out anxiety attack 0/10 what the freak buddy

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Zoinks!!

*knees shake, teeth chatter, goes crosseyed, tense string quartet music crescendoes, hands flail, feet tap, loud BADOING sound effect, child goes flying down the stairs*

*turns ominously to the camera*

Guilt.

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I'd love to make another fake movie but a tv franchise from a book but i could never

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you can't stop me from watching the entirety of Jack Manifold's VODS in the dsmp