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See It In The Flesh - A Warframe Fanfiction Series

Fandom: Warframe Genres: Romance, Combat, Slice of life Additional tags: Slow burn, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, additional tags listed in notes in the chapters Rating: M Characters: The Hex, Drifter (original character(s)), Warframes (original characters) Pairings: Aoi Morohoshi/Frost (original character), Saryn/Ember (original characters), Nidus/Yareli (original characters), other (F/F, M/M, F/M) Author: 010BSTC

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See It In The Flesh - A Warframe Fanfiction Series

Fandom: Warframe Genres: Romance, Combat, Slice of life Additional tags: Slow burn, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, additional tags listed in notes in the chapters Rating: M Characters: The Hex, Drifter (original character(s)), Warframes (original characters) Pairings: Aoi Morohoshi/Frost (original character), Saryn/Ember (original characters), Nidus/Yareli (original characters), other (F/F, M/M, F/M) Author: 010BSTC

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I wish we could teach each other how to love the way we can teach animals that aren’t supposed to be able to feel it.

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what are your biggest konks?

bindage

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Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.

If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.

Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.

That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.

Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.

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adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

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a quick zine about old console repairs

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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sorry for being such a freak to you since the moment we met . i just like you a lot

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seeing a lot of amazing artwork makes me want to draw my Drifter

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entering this great new phase of my life where, when someone treats me like shit, instead of going "oh man I guess I'm a piece of shit" I can whole-heartedly go "christ alive, what is wrong with you? you can't treat people like that" and it may sound simple but it took a long time to get here and there's no fucking way I'm going back

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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

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ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.

For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:

The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go

As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"

It's not stupid if it works.

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what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

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how much does the aurora borealis weigh