thyarrowofdodona

[thyarrowofdodona]

hm. i wouldest not mind a sibling! verily, mine relatives at the Grove art more of annoying aunties and uncles than close family.

perhaps i couldest name him something catchy, like bartholomew...

I dont got lots of words rn now but...

GIVE WILL AN ARROW OF DODONA. it could be like the arrow of dodona's kid/sibling/cousin or sum.

[thyarrowofdodona]

how does it feel being so great with words and only Lester/Apollo can hear you?

aye, curious mortal, i supposeth it could have been worse. at least the lester fool comprehends mine lush vocabulary! imagine if it was little meg!

while i doeth agree with her lester-tormenting ways, i doubteth she would be able to interpret mine vast elizabethan wisdom...

[thyarrowofdodona]

jhgjhgmbbjgv hello there mr arrow sir!! i would like to let you know you're my favorite arrow on this miserable planet. the only arrow i've cried for more than three hours over, in fact. if i could hug you, i would. however, i am limited to the confines of the internet. so instead, i will just say that i hope you have a lovely day!

p.s. how do you feel about the nickname william? that's what i've been calling you in my head since.. forever. arrow of dodona is a little bit of a mouthful (no offence, of course.)

gasp! how lovely, dear mortal! verily, i do sympathise. sometimes, i too wish i could escape such arrowly confines and smack the lester nicely up top the head. several times.

but alas, i digress.

thine request is a difficult one indeed, kind mortal. as thou knows, nicknames art not mine favourite. however...

since thou claims to have shed tears over mine suffering, such devotion must be appreciated to its utmost! so... i shalt grant thee THREE uses of thine nickname, but prithee, not more.

"dodo" was bad enough...

[thyarrowofdodona]

alas, only the lester fool can hear my cries...

@toapril-official Day 6: In friends we trust

The Arrow of Dodona would like a refund

Original sketch below!

[thyarrowofdodona]

You're the bestest arrow in the world, Apollo should write an album about your all-seeing wisdom and flair for witty Shakespearean dramatics

dear me, how kind of thee, dear mortal! verily, the lester-man shouldest take notes...

however, as good a bard he may be, i fear no lilting tune couldest possibly capture mine true brilliance. ah, the burdens of being so wonderful indeed!

and aye, after sweet caroline...

[thyarrowofdodona]

hmm... perhaps because i am NOBLE AND IMPORTANT, BLIND MORTAL??? WHAT EXACTLY ART THOU TRYING TO IMPLY HERE???

To this day, I still can't believe Rick had us crying over the death of an arrow

Like, how'd he do that?????

[thyarrowofdodona]

gasp! such beauty, such finesse, dear mortal!

thou hast captured mine essence in ways the lester could only hope to with those word-jumbles he call haiku...

I had to do a poster for my Commercial Art class, so I made for the Arrow of Dodona! I really like it!

[thyarrowofdodona]

o great arrow of dodona, i fear there is something i must confess… 😓

we must shy away from prying eyes, for if i am seen with such a proposal i shall never live it down!

i…i liek you 👉👈😳

oh-oh my! for so long have i been avoiding this treacherous confession for fear of anxious guilt, infatuated young mortal...

alas, we are not to be. i fear my heart has long since belonged to another. i do hope thou understands.

but never fear! i hear the lester is always looking for new partners...

[thyarrowofdodona]

Weird ass question but what are your pronouns?

(ooc: this is Spirit btw!! Haven't talked to you for a long time so....yeah)

mine pronouns? a simple query, dear mortal.

BETTER AND THE BEST.

[thyarrowofdodona]

Can I call you doo doo instead of Dodona

DOO DOO??? DOO DOO??? THOU DAREST TO INSULT MINE NAME WITH THINE PESKY EUPHEMISMS FOR THE POO???

OFF WITH THEE, FOOLISH ANON. SKEDADDLETH OUT OF MINE ASK BOX!!!

[thyarrowofdodona]

uh dodo… how do you know that lester wets his pants 😰

i-

WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THIS, MORTAL.

[thyarrowofdodona]

Sending hugs for the best arrow ever!

gasp! such tenderness, such care, dear mortal! alas, i can only return the sentiment, a shaft doest not possess arms...😔😔😔

[thyarrowofdodona]

Is it anoying to only be able to communicate with Lester?

sigh... never will thou understand the struggle of only listening as the lester fool raves to his foolish comrades of your SUPPOSED "INCOMPETENCE".

BAH. FIE UPON HIM!!!

THE LESTER MAY COMPLAIN WHEN HE HIMSELF LEARNEST NOT TO WET HIS KNICKERS AT EVERY MINOR INCONVENIENCE...

[thyarrowofdodona]

arrow of dodona, i cometh with a query: what is thy favorite music?

if the answer be sweet caroline, then tell me thy second favorite.

why, such flowery lingo, dear mortal! verily, thy effort art much appreciated.

ah, mine second favourite tune?

ANY JIG RUINED NOT BY THE SHRILL AND SCREECHING VOICE OF THE LESTER MAN! GAH, HE KNOWEST NOT TO SHUT UP...

[thyarrowofdodona]

important question

do you know what polldona is

FOOLISH MORTAL!!! HOW DARE THEE UTTER SUCH MALICIOUSNESS WITHIN THESE WALLS?!

BAH! I WISH NOT TO BE - WHAT IS IT THY MORTALS SAY? - "SHIPPED" WITH THE COWARDICE THAT IS THE LESTER! NEVER SPEAK OF THIS WITH ME AGAIN, ARROGANT MORTAL!!!

[thyarrowofdodona]

my apologies, dear mortal anon. thy ask has been lost. but to answer thy little query...

"O GREAT ARROW OF DODONA, dost thou get bitches?😏"

first off, such respect, dear mortal! so few understand the greatness of an arrow as judicious as i!

and second... aye, i do! far too many to count...😏😏😏

[thyarrowofdodona]

*dips you in a vat of honey*

AHHHHHHHHH-

FOOLISH MORTAL!!! FISHETH ME OUT OF THINE MONSTROSITY POST HASTE!!!