tiredafel
tiredafel
afel
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or skybird, she/her, queer, official trash, on ao3, on bluesky
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tiredafel · 3 hours ago
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big fan of being able to go back in a reblog chain and rb a version of a post without the additional comments you don't find funny. but it also feels like lowkey snubbing the person who put it on your dash. like sorry boss im trimming the fat here. your tastes are not quite good enough. die.
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tiredafel · 4 hours ago
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I feel like one aspect of Dick’s character that is sorely underrated is how fucking done he is with everything. He’s over it.
Dan Watters’ Nightwing run definitely plays it up, but Dick in the Ram V Detective Comics run is also just… so unimpressed.
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Like, his quipping is supposed to be funny, but it isn’t only the wacky-cheesy-corny puns that he’s usually depicted to do. It’s not even primarily that.
Most of his humor is “you’re lame and bore me L plus ratio”.
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tiredafel · 4 hours ago
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Coronal Loops on the Sun ©
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tiredafel · 4 hours ago
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tiredafel · 8 hours ago
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Thinking about how the different MXTX couples would get married.
Luo Binghe and SQQ: we saw it folks, very low key. However if you don’t think Binghe loudly referred to himself as ‘Husband’ at the top of his lungs in every subsequent interaction with someone for months after, you’re wrong.
Lan Zhan and WWX: a family affair at the Cloud Recesses. It’s very simple but nice. Wei Wuxian insists on dressing up like a bride even though everyone assures him he doesn’t have to. Jiang Cheng is invited, no one thinks he’ll show up, but when he does he complains the whole time. Wen Ning cries. Lan Quiren cries for different reasons.
Hua Cheng and Xie Lian: a huge blowout in ghost city. Everyone they’ve ever met is invited. Hua Cheng invites Mu Qing and Nan Feng but the invitations refer to them as handmaidens for the bride. They’re both incredibly offended but show up anyway. At the wedding feast Xie Lian happily tells the assembled guests he cooked one of the dishes himself! But won’t reveal which one. The rest of the banquet is spent in constant terror. It’s Xie Lian’s wedding present to himself.
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tiredafel · 15 hours ago
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Some of the Death Note's rules are really funny if you think of them as clarifications for users, necessary fixes to address exploits, or bugs that the Shinigami king isn't going to fix.
If a Death Note owner accidentally misspells a person's name four times, that person will be free from being killed by the Death Note. -> patch to fix exploit where users would attempt to brute force killing someone by writing every possible name in the Death Note
However, if the Death Note owner intentionally misspells the name four times, the owner will die. -> Patch fix to stop exploit where users would try to grant themselves immunity
The person whose name was misspelled four times on purpose will not be free of death by a Death Note. -> Necessary clarification because users thought they could grant someone else immunity
If the same name is written in two or more Death Notes within 0.06 seconds, the entry is regarded as simultaneous; the Death Notes will not take effect and the individual will not die. -> Rare bug related to When the same name is written in two or more Death Notes, the Note which was used first will take effect, regardless of the time of death. Root cause is server requests first check if the same existing request was already made. Simultaneous requests assume the other request is valid and delete themselves. Will Not Fix. Bug is rare and fixing it could result in new exploits related to repeatedly writing a person's name in the Death Note.
When you write multiple names in the Death Note and then write down one cause of death within 40 seconds of writing the first victim's name, the cause will take effect for all the written names. Also, after writing the cause of death, even if the conditions of death are written within six minutes and 40 seconds in the human world, the conditions will apply only to the victims for whom they are possible. Those for whom the conditions are not possible will simply die from the specified cause. -> Code bug caused by undefined and ambiguous input syntax. Will Not Fix.
Once the victim's name, cause of death, and conditions of death have been written down in the Death Note, the death will take place even if that Death Note, or the part of the note used, is destroyed before the stated time of death. -> Clarification to stop users from pointlessly destroying the Death Note
The Death Note will not affect those less than 780 days old. -> A patch added to get around various cultural arguments related to when something is considered "Human"
You cannot kill humans who are more than 124 years of age with the Death Note. -> Added in reference to a Shinigami meme
You cannot kill humans with less than 12 minutes of life left (in human calculations). -> Patch that addresses undefined behavior from edge cases where the victim dies naturally before the Death Note can normally take effect or during the window the user can write additional details to the cause of death.
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tiredafel · 15 hours ago
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Remember them…
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tiredafel · 16 hours ago
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was listening to “In Vain” today
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tiredafel · 16 hours ago
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Commenting on a fantastic fanfic but being so overwhelmed by its beauty that all you can say is
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tiredafel · 16 hours ago
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Poseidon family reunion
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tiredafel · 16 hours ago
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tiredafel · 21 hours ago
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Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.
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tiredafel · 21 hours ago
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fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out
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tiredafel · 21 hours ago
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Phoenix.
Twitter / Instagram / Gumroad / Patreon  
KnownOrigin / SuperRare / OBJKT / Zedge 
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tiredafel · 21 hours ago
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10k and counting
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uh, so, i started to work on that second part of I would shun the light my darling readers were asking for and—
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like, WHEN did this happen?? that's already half of the first fic!
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tiredafel · 1 day ago
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me during an 'on' writing period: writing at a sustainable pace is totally possible! you just have to do it every day, like Stephen King says! it doesn't have to be a lot of words each time, but even if you set out to write only 100 words you'll often write a lot more, and even if you don't, it all adds up! I'm not saying it's easy but with a little bit of applied discipline I can surely do it!!
me during an 'off' writing period (aka now):
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tiredafel · 2 days ago
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