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I wanna grab her and brush her hair like a my little pony figure.

Thank you for your gracious support. https://subscribestar.adult/lunaticker

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Let's see. My pajamas consist of loose boxers and a tee or, alternatively, a night shirt. Pants in bed are extremely rare for me (I have outdoor genitalia, being able to roam/hunt is essential for their enrichment). When at home I either wear my sleepwear or toss it onto the bed when I am not wearing it. "Under the pillow" would mean my bed is in any way organized when I am not in it. It's usually just a ball of blankets and pillows haphazardly kept from falling off.

Like for real I've been wondering this for a while. I'm pretty sure not everyone has a pyjamas for every night of the week and presumably noone is putting worn pyjamas back in the drawer. Where are you guys putting them?? Under pillow?? Just strewn about bedroom???

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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people

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May you survive opening the gates to Zucchini Hell.™ Remember you can also use it for cakes and such. Also

nerd.

The neighbor's zucchini must be starting early this year

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would

drawing a cow guy

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Shits successfully evaded the grim fate of a surprise ballpit pregnancy.

Dammnit I knew I would experience public pool consequences.

Woke up feeling wretched, took tests, chaboi has covid and will NOT be looking at apartments the next 2 weeks or so at a minimum

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Girl on girl watersports, also referred to as yurination —

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I'm gonna take the House approach and say it's only malpractice if it doesn't work.

Psychologist

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The only good thing about summer heat is getting to live the clothing optional life comfortably

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"History hates lovers" but the chorus is replaced with the slur song

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This dog unlocked a core memory

Half of the comments above apply to this fucker one way or another.

the tiktok itself is funny but i’m deeply obsessed with this dog

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I forgot to post it here during pride month but I guess that's... appropriate 😅😅

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I want alternative universe YouTube. I would much rather get recommendations for jackass PNGtubers filling 20 minutes of time with an inconsequential rant over how something is not problematic enough actually, how the authors are cowards and the fandom needs to cool it with its moral OCD.

Wouldn't that be a change of pace, for once?

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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Given how much of an absolute fucking jobber he is in canon this is a lore accurate poll.

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Canon Spirk slash

happy pride