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I'm half expecting to just wake up after all of.......

That.

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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This majestic feline creature appears to be the incarnation of some Greek deity.

Not sure which one, though.

BREAKING NEWS

HIM

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⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

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Never Forget the Reign of Terror waged against Muslims (and by extension, Sikhs profiled as being Muslim) in the nearly two decades following 9/11.

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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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“I thought you used to be a prostitute!” “Why would you…? Oh… No, no… Lady of the night is just a fancy way to say vampire.” “You are a vampire?” “Used to be.”

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Thousands of naked women were dancing upon my grave, there was a deafening howling, and the more they stumped upon the mucky ground, blood began oozing from their feet covering the soil resembling the barrel of grapes, the women having bronze, silver, and gold vases dipping into soil that now look like red wine.

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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note thingy

okay so ummm it’s my turn

50 notes- I’ll draw more ✅

100 notes- I’ll start watching Steven universe (I stopped in s2 for personal stuff) ✅ (I WILL- BUT SCHOOL JUST STARTED SO ILL HAVE TO FIND TIME)

200- um I’ll TRY to drink more water✅ man I hate how fast w got here. Why did I think this wouldn't work....

300- I’ll ask my parents about getting a binder ✅ fine. I’ll do it. But I need to wait bc we’re going through some things rn. And they aren’t 100% supportive- I’ll wait until later. Wow that ruins the whole point of this. IT WILL HAPPEN! Maybe when I get my own money, I’ll ask them if I can buy it myself

400- I’ll try to get better at quads ✅✅

500- face reveal✅✅✅

I’ll add more if we get there

Additions: turns out the internet is full of maniacs so uh- time to add more. I still haven’t asked for a binder but I’ll ask my dad when he’s on a good day.

600- Sketch book tour

700- I’ll keep working on Quillis (Oc)

RULES:

-Five notes per person (includes likes, reblogs, comments, etc)

-five tags per person

(Edit: I don’t like this, we’re almost at 50 and I’ve only been here for less than an hour)

(Edit: for those asking, I’m only allowing five notes and five tags per person because I would like to pace myself! I get overwhelmed easily, and I’ve seen people get 1000 notes on these in a matter of minutes. This is NOT supposed to go fast, and if it does, I might change the numbers. @aftonunknown5472 you were one of the peeps who asked so here)

Edit: guys. 50 more notes until the reveal.

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When most people say their partner is their everything, they mean it metaphorically. You don’t. Your spouse is a near limitless shapeshifter who can turn into anything from household objects to immaterial concepts. You’ve had some pretty unique dates.

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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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the phrase "moon's haunted" rewired my brain the moment it entered my vocabulary never in my life have i encountered a phrase more infectious or fun to use

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But how does a fish-woman play into this?

fish want me women divorce me

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So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

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Important PSA

(Important PSA)

If you get asks claiming to be “technical support staff” asking you to click a link to verify your e-mail because they need your banking credentials or get DMs from similar accounts asking you they need your e-mail address for verification reasons and want your name..

That is a phishing scam impersonating tumblr staff and you should not be posting the asks with a live link in it or trusting the DMs and sending your information! This is an extremely old kind of scam that has began resurfacing and you need to take internet safety into consideration.

It is safer to take a simple screenshot of the ask so the link won’t be spread and lead to a mass hack of users who fell for the attempt. You can warn people without putting their account in danger because some people don’t care what you say and will go to the link anyway.

Please be careful.

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