waezi2
waezi2
Waezi2
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Nerd and amatur comedian.
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waezi2 · 14 days ago
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Train superpowered children to take down the chaotic with zero tolerance to create a perfect world? You get a blown up plane filled with civilians.
Because efficiency.
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Imagine you are Sir Reginald Hargreeves. You are a cold son of a bitch who raise children to be soldiers, build an illegal prison to take care of supervillains and generally do horrific things in the name of progress. Because you believe that fixing the world requires ruthlessness.
And then you see something that disturbs you.
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waezi2 · 14 days ago
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Imagine you are Sir Reginald Hargreeves. You are a cold son of a bitch who raise children to be soldiers, build an illegal prison to take care of supervillains and generally do horrific things in the name of progress. Because you believe that fixing the world requires ruthlessness.
And then you see something that disturbs you.
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waezi2 · 23 days ago
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OC couple from a book I'm working on
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https://www.instagram.com/69ze.e?igsh=dDVyZHc2ZWhuZGtt
There is no right answer, you fool!
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waezi2 · 2 months ago
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Shipping when you are 13: I want them to kiss like crazy! Shipping when you are 30: I want them to do mundane everyday tasks… Together!
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waezi2 · 3 months ago
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@alexplier16 said: "Hahahah out of everything why that for Lumiere?"
Well, Lumiere seems to have a habit of thinking with his... candle.
I love the symbolism of what objects the servants in "Beauty and the Beast" have been turned into. Like Mrs Potts is a tea teakettle because… Well, she serves tea. Cogsworth is a clock because he is responsible for everything happening at the right time. And Lumiere is a candelabra because candles are penis-shaped.
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waezi2 · 3 months ago
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I love the symbolism of what objects the servants in "Beauty and the Beast" have been turned into. Like Mrs Potts is a tea teakettle because… Well, she serves tea. Cogsworth is a clock because he is responsible for everything happening at the right time. And Lumiere is a candelabra because candles are penis-shaped.
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waezi2 · 3 months ago
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If you know any Danish people, tell them about my blog where I suggest good places for comic book shopping.
Men er du tilfældigvis dansker, så følg min nye blog.
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Tag forbi Bjørns Antik som du finder på Enghavevej 72.
Ud over tons af danske og engelske tegneserier har han også en masse gode brugte ting.
Har lige købt en kæmpe bunke Edderkoppen/Spider-Man blade af ham.
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waezi2 · 4 months ago
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It doesn't matter what timeline they are in. Even when they are not enemies, Vi and Sevika still beats the crud out of each other.
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a commission for @waezi2
the concept described follows the same scenario in which powder passes away during the heist
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waezi2 · 4 months ago
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If Steven Universe was an 80s cartoon.
Pearl: "Oh no! That gem monster is telling Peedee that loitering is okay!" Amethyst: "Bummer, dude! That gem monster punk is making fun of Sadie's weight! Not gnarly!" Garnet: "And that gem monster is selling drugs to Lars!" Steven: "Changing to costume sequence… ACTIVATE!" (Greg plays on keyboard in the background)
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waezi2 · 4 months ago
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Albert Einstein: If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
Einstein meeting Jayce: Hey now, hold your horses…
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waezi2 · 4 months ago
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Thanks again!
Having strong hands and having artistic skills (canon Vi made her own tattoos in prison) I feel like she in a "positive" timeline would try to build and repair homes in Zaun.
The blue monkey tattoos represents Powder.
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Vi sketch commission for @waezi2
In the scenario described (as an 'alternate S2E7' situation), Powder passes away during the heist and Vi later becomes a carpenter.
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waezi2 · 4 months ago
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Nice! If you do, could me tag me because I would love to see :D
Help me out making a South Park tarot deck
I think it could be fun if there were South Park themed tarot cards, but I need to figure out which of the SP characters should be which of the cards. If you have suggestions, reblog with what SP characters you think would fit what card.
So far I’m thinking:
Big Gay Al: World. (Upright: fulfillment, harmony, completion, Reversed: incompletion, no closure)
Kyle: Judgement. (Upright: reflection, reckoning, awakening, Reversed: lack of self awareness, doubt, self loathing)
Jimmy: Sun. (Upright: joy, success, celebration, positivity, Reversed: negativity, depression, sadness)
Henrietta: Moon. (Upright: unconscious, illusions, intuition, Reversed: confusion, fear, misinterpretation)
Ike: Star. (Upright: hope, faith, rejuvenation, Reversed: faithlessness, discouragement, insecurity)
Towelie: Tower. (Upright: sudden upheaval, broken pride, disaster, Reversed: disaster avoided, delayed disaster, fear of suffering)
Nathan: Devil. (Upright: addiction, materialism, playfulness, Reversed: freedom, release, restoring control)
Randy: Temperance. (Upright: middle path, patience, finding meaning, Reversed: extremes, excess, lack of balance)
Kenny: Death. (Upright: end of cycle, beginnings, change, metamorphosis, Reversed: fear of change, holding on, stagnation, decay)
Clyde: Hangman. (Upright: sacrifice, release, martyrdom, Reversed: stalling, needless sacrifice, fear of sacrifice)
Wendy: Justice. (Upright: cause and effect, clarity, truth, Reversed: dishonesty, unaccountability, unfairness)
Jesus and Satan: Wheel of Fortune. (Upright: change, cycles, inevitable fate, Reversed: no control, clinging to control, bad luck)
Token: Hermit. (Upright: contemplation, search for truth, inner guidance, Reversed: loneliness, isolation, lost your way)
Stan: Strength. (Upright: inner strength, bravery, compassion, focus, Reversed: self doubt, weakness, insecurity)
Timmy: Chariot. (Upright: direction, control, willpower, Reversed: lack of control, lack of direction, aggression)
Tweek and Craig: Lovers. (Upright: partnerships, duality, union, Reversed: loss of balance, one-sidedness, disharmony)
Father Maxi: Hierophant. (Upright: tradition, conformity, morality, ethics, Reversed: rebellion, subversiveness, new approaches)
Lemmiwinks: Emperor. (Upright: authority, structure, control, fatherhood, Reversed: tyranny, rigidity, coldness)
Princess Kenny: Empress. (Upright: motherhood, fertility, nature, Reversed: dependence, smothering, emptiness, nosiness)
Heidi: High Priestess (Upright: intuitive, unconscious, inner voice, Reversed: lack of center, lost inner voice, repressed feelings)
Cartman: Magician. (Upright: willpower, desire, creation, manifestation, Reversed: trickery, illusions, out of touch)
Butters: Fool. (Upright: innocence, new beginnings, free spirit, Reversed: recklessness, taken advantage of, inconsideration)
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waezi2 · 7 months ago
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I can't believe no one made a One Piece joke about Jayce in episode 7 yet!
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waezi2 · 7 months ago
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Idea for Eevee ghost-type evolution method
Make it evolve with zero HP.
It knocks out a pokemon, gets EXP and level up. Then it battles another pokemon and faints. The battle ends and Eevee with zero HP evolves to... I don't know, Haunteon.
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waezi2 · 7 months ago
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Why Vi "needs" to think Jinx is dead
Yes, "need" might not be the right word. But closes I could get to describe what I mean.
Vi cares so much that it hurts. She almost got killed because she wanted to save the big wolf monster that used to be Vander. And she was ready to break her sister out of jail despite everything.
So even if Jinx's "death" broke her heart, it still gave her closure of a sort. That's why Jinx let her think she blew up with Vander and why Caitlyn haven't told Vi that Jinx could have escaped death.
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waezi2 · 7 months ago
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I love that when Ekko and Heimerdinger worked with other world Powder to make the hextech machine that it has mechanical monkeys. Because Powder XD Heimerdinger: How exactly would that improve the machine, young lady? Powder: How would it NOT improve the machine? It's cute monkeys! Heimerdinger: Well, can't argue with that.
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waezi2 · 7 months ago
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The city of Zaun's greatest enemy is itself
Vander was what prevented war between Zaun and Piltover, then he got betrayed by his own who then followed Silco who is a psychopathic crime lord who made Zaun even more shitty.
Then, Silco died and the crime lords started fighting, dragging the whole underground into their conflict.
And the next person Zaun turns to in hope of salvation is Jinx who A: killed Silco, ruining the delicate balance of Zaun, B: Attacked Piltover as they were about to finally give Zaun independence and C: Is insane and for the most part doesn't really care about anything unless it's directly connected to her.
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