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Will goes to McDonald's

Inspired by my good friend @whalewolvesinlondon

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it was a brisk exchange.

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If someone with seasonal depression was turned into a vampire, do you think it would be cured, or do you think they would be super depressed because they can't get any sun

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Doctor Lector… do you enjoy peeling away the layers of my brain, trying to find the soft and malleable middle, sadistically destroying everything in your path? Is this your idea of fun?

Tell me Will... Does your state of mind ever feel like it's balancing on a banana peel, ready to slip... at any moment...?

(featuring: Bananagraham and Hanndibal)

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Look into my spongey eyes and tell me you love me

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ngl, kinda gay for a man to have two eyes of the same color. Like oh? You have homochromia? Your eyes are little homos?

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Guys I had a dream that Wilson from House MD got really sick and I (Gregory House Himself) was carrying him around for help and. listen. he was so SMALL.

Wilson was so small and light to carry he was such a poor little guy 🥺 my little Wilson. fully grown man but it gave me the same joy of carrying a small sleeping kitten.

ANYWAYS this police lady came and took my Wilson from me!!!! She was like "I got him from here, we all love Wilson, here ya go" and then she handed me a Wilson coloring page to keep me entertained without the real Wilson 😭 I don't like coloring pages. I colored outside the lines. Fuck crayons!!!

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🎶cunty roads

take me home🎶

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Oh? His balls were testicle laden? The balls were heavy with balls? His testicles had testicles in them?? Okay.

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*screams so hard my throat and innards turn inside out, forming a sort of fleshy trunk from what was my mouth, which I drag across the floor like a wet deflated python, and make much quieter distressed noises with*

Benedict Cumberbatch stops narrating my life. I finally did it. I finally broke him.

And yet you have not broken me, somehow

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Status

Wishing there was a surprise me button on Ao3

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this is the same scene to me

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vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

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The dementor can either suck your soul or not, I'm not sure which you guys would prefer.

Also, the Ood insists on dirty talk.

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once upon a time, a friend of mine was writing a silly short horror story and she wrote this metaphor that went something like "its skin stretched over its bones like a balloon full of sticks" and that has stuck with me for years since. Almost every passing day I see something and think of the balloon full of sticks. The visuals, a silliness, the horror once you visualize past the silliness. Masterful. Thank you @souporwholock for writing the single best line in history.

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Happy World Ass Day everyone!!! 🫏