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But what if I like to ominously loom behind my friends?

petition to make this ^ be the hugging emoji. you are not just a person standing behind me. You are my friend.

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reblog to sign the petition

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listen to me. i do not care how old you are or how silly you think something is. in this world you have to take the things that make you happy and be all about them. it’s the only way you’re gonna survive.

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EVERYONE CLAP FOR THE BIRTHDAY BOI

(Art by Viria)

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TADC EPISODE 6 SPOILERS BELOW

This “Cartoon Logic” thing…

Can anyone else practically hear Chekhov’s Gun being loaded right now?

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The fact that this guy makes some of my favorite video essays ever makes this even better for me

not the first person to say it but it is insanely funny to make a gacha about an infamous money pit like horse racing

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So, I can’t stop thinking about @bugwolfsstuff ‘s AU where Michael Yew is Copollo’s kid, and I had a thought…

Michael could very well have met Nico and Bianca in the Lotus Hotel

Which makes TTC from Michael’s perspective so dam funny

Cause it’s just like

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I’m totally picturing this playing out like a Scooby-doo episode and it’s glorious

Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

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I can do blueberry muffins

Hope no one minds if I dye them blue

potluck at the devil's sacrament, what can i put you down for?

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Son of Commodus AU! Michael Yew watching Leeluke 'breakup' because Luke betrayed them: oh hey I know this story! This is just like my parents!

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Wait wait wait

I just realized

For Michael to be Copollo’s kid, one of two things would have to be the case.

Either A: Apollo found out much sooner than in canon that Commodus is still around, and they had a whole other situationship that resulted in Michael existing

Or B (and the option I personally prefer): Michael is chronologically over 1800 years old. Perhaps we have another Lotus situation? Maybe Apollo took a younger Michael to the hotel (or whatever it was back then) for safety once Commodus really started going off the deep end, and eventually brought him to camp?

Wait now I can’t stop imagining a Michael Lives scenario with option B where Michael is ranting to Nico like “You think you got culture shocked? I walked out of that damn hotel to find that the building moved to a whole other continent that I didn’t even know EXISTED when I went in! You walked out like “woah, Nevada sure looks different”, I walked out like “WHAT THE HELL IS NEVADA?””

Omgs Will is just chilling in the infirmary one day, gets a thought, turns to Michael and goes “… are you vaccinated?”

Pretty much any joke about Nico being from the past applies to Ancient!Michael tenfold.

Crack AU where Michael Yew is Copollo's love (or whatever the fuck is going on with them) child

Because

Because, hear me out.

Michael is the only brunet child of Apollo we meet. Commodus is also a brunet.

Michael also has a foul temper like Commodus and we don't know who his other parent is.

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I… don’t hate this…

Crack AU where Michael Yew is Copollo's love (or whatever the fuck is going on with them) child

Because

Because, hear me out.

Michael is the only brunet child of Apollo we meet. Commodus is also a brunet.

Michael also has a foul temper like Commodus and we don't know who his other parent is.

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This is what Chuckles does in his spare time

DJ Morrow (2021). Saturn Devouring His Son [Balloons].

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I think it was John Wick. I’m fucked.

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Grade-A fish!