Beckman: Alright, listen up, you little shits!
Red Haired Pirates: …
Beckman: Not you, Shanks. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.
Shanks: 😭❤️
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A traumatized 16 years old Shanks: If not friend why friend shaped?
Literally a menacing Benn Beckman:
Everyone looking at him: HE’S NOT FRIEND SHAPED!!!
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Adam: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up!
Lucifer: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
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Lucifer: This year I lost my dear husband Alastor...
Alastor, making angry radio sounds: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!
Lucifer: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice…
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“No pressure, no diamonds.”
— Thomas Carlyle
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Scarecrow: How are you doing this? How can you resist my fear toxin so much?
Batman: I can do this because I live my entire life as I am under the constant influence of your fear toxin.
Scarecrow: *worried* Are you okay? Do you want to talk about it?
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Is it just me or does Bruce look like a beautiful dancer in this Batman: Arkham Asylum end credit image?
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"But now you are going to cry!" said the little prince.
"Yes, that is so", said the fox.
"Then it has done you no good at all!"
"It has done me good", said the fox, "because of the color of the wheat fields".
The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
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OP 1103
I've been thinking about a specific scene in chapter 1103.
Spoilers below.
What if it was S-Snake who gave the food to Luffy at this juncture? After all, it would be a beautiful parallel to the Kuma and Bonney situation that happens shortly after, with the message of love surpassing everything. On the one hand a father/daughter relationship with Kuma who should have lost all humanity but who manages, driven by affection for Bonney, to rush to her rescue, and on the other a romantic relationship where it is shown that Boa's feelings towards of Luffy are so strong that they are also transmitted to his clone, risking putting himself in danger as Boa herself did on several occasions.
Among other things, Boa learned to cook just for Luffy, and in One Piece cooking is always presented to us as a sort of love language.
S-Snake has already shown that she is willing to not follow orders given to her if Luffy is involved, so why not even take steps on her behalf to protect him from her?
Maybe I'm crazy but I would love it.
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Slade: Hi, are you a pastry chef?
Dick: No, why?
Slade: Because your dad is a real pastry.
Dick: What?
Slade: Oh shit, sorry! You are the pastry, not your father, he is the pastry chef. Never mind, bye.
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