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You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

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"Arrrrrcherrrrr"

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I heard you have KitKats. Shaaaarrrreeeee~? ❤❤❤❤❤

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[Txt]: [one image attached, a very big, very fluffy white flareon with faint golden sheen to its fur] ---- [txt]: I can't deal with this. This kitty looks like an angel. [Txt]: I wish I could have it =(

[Txt]: Awwwww![Txt]: It’s so pristine and gorgeous![Txt]: I want one tooooooo~[Txt]: OMFG

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Please tell me! ❤❤❤

First impressions are important. Tell me on anon or off anon, your first impression of me. Be honest.

Bonus points if you tell me your impression of me now.

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[txt]: Well, if you ever want to find out on those accounts [txt]: You know where to find me [txt]: But I’ll just say [txt]: I’m prepared to blow your mind [txt]: In more ways than one

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[txt]: I bet I could carry any of your cats

[txt]: AND you as well

[txt]: just have two melting, purring puddles in my arms

[txt]: Even my sabertooth arcanine? [txt]: My big, giant, grumpy baby that’s older than I am? [txt]: I’d be shocked if you could pull that off. [txt]: I don’t doubt that you could pick *me* up, though!

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@attitxde

[txt]: I bet I could carry any of your cats

[txt]: AND you as well

[txt]: just have two melting, purring puddles in my arms

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Question! When can I stop by? x3 I’d love to see if these beauties can even weigh me down.

[txt]: Anytime you’d like! I’d love to see you try to pick up Heatstreet.

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🌜 for a late night text + 👀 for a nsfw text [if you feel up to it~? ♥ ]

reply from this ask meme!”send TXT plus one of the following emojisfor my muse to send a text message to yours! || accepting

🌜 for a late night text 🍹 for a drunk text 🌧️ for an emotional text   💟 for a loving text 👀 for a nsfw text “

Response to a late night, nsfw text~

[txt]: Sorry I haven’t responded today until now![txt]: Been pretty busy with family matters[txt]: which kept me busy[txt]: until now, at 6am[txt]: And my sister might need to come visit me[txt]: so that be utterly delightful[txt]: but I read through what you sent me last night, and[txt]: well[txt]: it made me think[txt]: about you[txt]: and how much fun it is to be around you[txt]: regardless of who is in charge of the moment[txt]: but even more[txt]: about how much I miss you too[txt]: and how much I want to have at your wonderful ass[txt]: because fuck yes, that ass[txt]: while “The Beautiful People” plays[txt]: Damn it all, that’s already sending tingles up and down my spine[txt]: and I’m getting off topic here, as well[txt]: But, I do understand how you feel about relationships[txt]: I know, it’s odd[txt]: I’m easygoing, and all that jazz[txt]: But, my family can be frightening to most people[txt]: That, or they see me as a meal ticket to my family’s wealth[txt]: except for you[txt]: Everytime I’ve ever talked about my family to you[txt]: you’ve shown interest in both me and them as /people/[txt]: I mean, it makes sense[txt]: Because you’re in the same circle of society[txt]: But at the same time[txt]: With the way you are around me, and the way you make me feel[txt]: It’s EXTREMELY refreshing[txt]: and…[txt]: I wanna see where this goes, too[txt]: So, I’ll stop here[txt]: and say[txt]: Good night, darling[txt]: And have a good day when you wake up and read this~ <3

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send TXT plus one of the following emojisfor my muse to send a text message to yours!

🌞 for a morning text

🌜 for a late night text 

💟 for a loving text

🍹 for a drunk text

💢 for an angry text 

🤭 for an awkward text 

🌀 for a wrong number text 

👼 for an apology text

🌧️ for an emotional text  

👻 for a scared text

🤡 for a silly text

🤔 for a nonsensical text 

👀 for a nsfw text 

❓ for me to chose randomly

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Bet I could got for some of this.

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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@attitxde O M G this looks badass epic!

Brass nails and why I have them.

Ever since last night I’ve been getting a lot of questions about my brass fingernails. First of all. NO, they are not prosthesis. i have them for a specific reason.

Here’s what they look like:

another view 

HERE’s is the reason:

I bite my nails all the time. constantly, idly, without thinking.

If you’re like me, and love giving back scratches, then having no nails is a problem:

Here’s how chose to fix this problem:

Shoot bullet, collect casing.

cut bullet.

The bullets have a taper inside. we will want the broader side of the taper to be outward on our nails, and the thinner side against the rear of the nail so there is no jutting up of material when they are glued on. Here’s what that taper looks like, one cylinder is flipped over to show how thick it is at the base:

clip, bend, and trim into a nail shape:

sand for a fine (BUT NOT CUTTING SHARP) edge on the front and smooth edges.

Glue with Krazy glue, it’s the best.

it’ll dry quick. NOW TRY BACK SCRATCHES. LOOK AT THIS DIFFERENCE.

Amazing. the nails will stay on for about a week at a time before working themselves loose, when that happens just scrape the glue off and reapply.

Unless you happen to have reached into the closet and snagged it on your shelves and broke the nail off on your pinky cuz holy god that hurt. reapply anyways.

Also these work as screwdrivers, knives and various other multi-tools at the tip of your finger, so that’s pretty rad. I don’t know how odd i should feel about having done this, but i must say; it’s handy as hell and really fun to have nails again.

OH, also you can shine them with “brasso” or something but screw that, I’ve tried that and they get mirror bright and really annoyingly shiny. not my thing.

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I can bnrig the soft blankets and pillows for cuddlse, and you haven't /lived/ unlit you have tried my laced hot chocolate~! ❤

tenderpoison

  “If life hands you melons, I have some bad news for you… you’re…”

[dyslexics of the pkmn rpc untie]

yes! let’s all make a giant blanket fort. i’ll bring snacks, tea, and coffee.

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@attitxde May we always find this, but especially you. You deserve it~ ❤❤

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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@attitxde C'mere and lemme make you wet this Wednesday. X3

“I demand Wednesdays now be known as ‘Wet Wednesday’ because I want to sin.”

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HOUSE PANTHERS~~~

Chris Yarzab (based Arleta, CA, USA) - 1: Four Black Cats on the Sidewalk, 2009  2,3: Three Black Cats on the Sidewalk, 2009  Photography

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Well, now that sleep is gone for the night...

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Jason flipped his phone over from where it lay facedown on his nightstand. Glaring at the brightness, even on its dimmest setting, he pulls up his messenger application.

Going to the thread he’d started with Archer, he texted the cyanette, “Hey, you awake? I can’t sleep now.”

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@attitxde You mean like I did yours the other night?

“FYI I wanna F your A. I can tell that you know what I mean, But just in case, I will provide the translation.”

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Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?