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TJ: Alex is at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Magnus: Boys?

Alex: Homicide.

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Niles, my spiritual guide, my idol

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Need!

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Greetings, fellow followers

I wonder if anyone stalks my Tumblr...

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I wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on

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Me AF

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Homework

Me: Got much homework?

Friend: Nope. You?

Me: Well, I've got an extended essay to do, response journals, multiple internal assessments, and 4 tests this week. So, no, not much either.

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IB

Me: High school is going to be great. I'm going to be so organized, get great marks, and have an awesome social life.

IB: Haha, no -_-

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Same

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Just Do It

Later

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This looks helpful

IB Diploma Programme

Hey guys I just recently finished the IB and i scored 39 points just one off my predicted! And here are some nice tips I have gathered for your preparation for the final exams or tests!

GENERAL

Open up excel and make a simple schedule. Make sure to have a month’s time to study for your exam. I went week by week.

Biology HL

—> THIS STUDY GUIDE WAS VERY USEFUL that I BARELY REFERRED TO MY TEXTBOOK: https://global.oup.com/education/product/9780198393511/?region=international

—> If you don’t understand some concepts here is a youtube IB bio guru to help you out: https://www.youtube.com/user/misterleescience/playlists

—> DO lots of past papers: they are leaked all over the internet. Type in the subject, year, and timezone into google and a number of results will pop out.

—> Write out the concepts. Simply reading will not help, memorise each and every step. The key is to ‘UNDERSTAND’ and not practice rote memorisation.

Chemistry HL

—> First understand the concepts. Here is a youtube IB chem god to help you out: https://www.youtube.com/user/richthornley

—> PRACTICE. I really can’t stress this enough. Once you finish a topic, practice as many IB questions as possible and Immediately ask the teacher your doubts.

English A Language and Literature HL

—> As for Paper 1 all you can do is practice! Make sure you are familiar with the stylistic features because it is one of the criteria. Here is a link to help you with that: http://literarydevices.net/

—> As for Paper 2 make sure you are familiar with all the books. Make sure to have gathered enough important quotes. I would say atleast have 10 quotes per each work. The quotes should also be rich in stylistic features. Both context and content will be important. Also pay attention to theme, plot, motif, setting, and characterization.

Math SL

—> FRIST understand THEN practice till you drop.

—> Do question both from the book and past papers.

—> Remember the IB will never give you anything you cannot solve.

Psychology SL

—> The outcomes are very important, make sure to know by heart what discuss, explain, analyze etc. mean because if you don’t answer your essay according to the outcome you will score very low even if you wrote an excellent essay.

—> Memorize each and every case study with evaluation. For short answer questions evaluation is not usually needed but do so lightly anyway to mke your essay look more complete.

Japanese B Sl/ Ab Initio

—> Know your grammer, kanji, and vocabulary.

—> Practice by doing all the past papers. As for paper 2 make sure your have praticed writing essays to all the past ib prompts.

—> Answer with detail and make sure you have answered everything asked by the prompt.

—> In Paper 1 if you get lost in the reading comprehension read the previous information to guide you.

Extended Essay

—> Choose something you are genuinely interested in and feel passionate about exploring. Remember you are not graded for the hardest topic.

—> Make use of external resources very well and remember to format your work correctly

—> DONT FORGET TO CITE SOURCES! THE IB IS QUICK TO FIND PLAGIARISM EVEN IF YOU PARAPHRASED!

Theory of Knowledge

—> You have to think outside the box and be very open minded. There are many ways of looking at things.

—> Make sure your TOK presentation is really interesting and enjoyable to watch.

—> The TOK must be critical and really bring out the essence of TOK as you answer the question. Remember there are many ways to look at the question.

Creativity Action Service

—> Make sure to document your activity with reflections and photos.

—> Write a reflection every two weeks for each activity to update your progress. And at the end of each activities write a final 300-500 word reflection.

—> In the final Cas summary you can combine all your 300-500 world reflection into a single document.

—> MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW THE CORRECT GUIDELINES.

Internal Assessments

—> DO YOUR BEST IN THESE, they can really help you lift your final grade!!!

KEEP PUSHING, TAKE BREAKS, AND DON’T SLACK OFF. You will really regret it and can end up cramming before the exams! GOOD LUCK TO THE CURRENT and FUTURE IB STUDENTS! BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND DO TO YOUR MAXIMUM POTENTIAL and you will eventually make it!

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Yes, please!

Books should be numbered downward instead of upwards, so you would know how many pages were left.

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I've been told you'd like to hear about my Grandmother...

My grandmother got married in 1962, to a young man in the military. For a wedding present, their parents bought them a house in a nice suburb. White picket fence, whole 9 yards. Not long after they moved in, the next door neighbor planted a mullberry tree on the side of his property, near my grandparent’s driveway. Nothing seemed amiss, but if you know Mullberry Trees, you know that sh*t is about to get real.

About 15 years later, the mullberry tree was OBNOXIOUS. The birds would come and eat the berries, and any car parked in the driveway would get sh*t on, and it would stain the cars and ruin paint jobs. My grandmother, upon realizing the culprit, baked a nice apple pie, walked next door, and asked the neighbor if he’d mind trimming back the branches of the tree that hung over her driveway. He told her not to worry, he’d get to it soon. Three days later, my grandmother opened her door to find a half-eaten pie in the plate, crawling with ants, and a note that said “I changed my mind.”

My grandmother threw out the pie, cursing up a storm, and swearing up and down she’d get him to trim that tree or get him back. City ordinance said she could not trim the tree, as the roots were on his property, so the whole tree was his property.

As the years went by, my grandmother repeatedly asked him, ever so nicely, to trim it back. His responses were always along the lines of “No” and “F*ck off.” Finally, in the mid-90s, my grandmother retired, and received a large bonus from her employer for her 35 years of work. She took the money, and bought the empty lot on the other side of the neighbor, then went to a nursery and bought 16 mullberry trees, planting them along her property line, on both sides of his property. About 3 years ago, he became angry at the damage they were doing to his cars, and cut them all back without permission. My grandmother took him to court, and he was forced to reimburse her for the trees at a markup because they’d had 10 years to grow.

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The human body

The human body is amazing...You breathe in oxygen, and it converts it into sarcasm.

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Family

My family is tempermental.

Half temper. Half mental.

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World’s dumbest inventions that actually exist:

-Powdered water

-inflatable anchor

-pedal-powered wheelchair

-helicopter ejector seat