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How would guys feel if I did a lil joking tomorrow by sending something to your ask boxes 馃憖
just comment/reblog this post if you're okay with it :'D
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Creating this post so everyone can spam me with boops idc who you are BUT DO IT
(reblog if I can spam you with like 100 boops or smth)
Edit: Y'ALL WILD???? ILY GUYS SM HOLY HELL???
EDIT 2: I CAN'T BOOP EVERYONE 100 TIMES IM SORRY I'LL BOOP Y'ALL 20 OR 50 TIMES PROMISE
EDIT 3: Reblog with tags or comment and I will boop you personally 馃槶with like 250 boops
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Reblog to let your followers know that they鈥檙e safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop鈥檇 like an idiot amen
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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You have to keep booping ppl I think
Y'all how do I get the rest of the boop badges 馃槶
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Reblog if you are okay with people giving you lots of boops!
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SOLUTION TO BEING MUCH TO SCARED TO TALK TO MUTUALS:
FUgkin..... hit em with ur paws......
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