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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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top gun (1986) letterboxd reviews, a compilation:

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okay……

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Hangster but put them on The Bachelor

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Sometimes my interests overlap in new amazing ways like what Beach Boys songs would Iceman like?

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this guy gets it

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i love this trend

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The Distance | Maverick edit!! (Slight themes of Icemav)

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I can see how posting about fake people in the military could make it seem like I in any way support or condone the real U.S. military but I actually do not

I'll update this if there're any questions of my morals or values!! Pls just ask

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The hoes love me

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I can’t get enough of the popular fandom notion that Rooster is a human furnace - he runs so hot he can run around in jorts and a tank top with snow on the ground. And then there’s Jake, who starts shivering the minute it gets below 70 degrees, but he’s got to be a tough macho guy (like Rooster!) so he never brings a jacket with him, either. So Bradley, being the protector of the group, starts carrying a few of his own hoodies in the Bronco “just in case someone needs one” (he starts this even before they figure out their feelings for each other).

Sitting in Mav’s back yard during a BBQ after the sun goes down and it gets a little breezy? “Here Jake, don’t be stupid, put this on. I can hear your teeth chattering from across the deck.” At a carnival at night, and Jake’s a little sunburned from a day at the beach? He’s got goosebumps on his goosebumps and can’t stop shivering, until Bradley drapes a big, soft hoodie around his shoulders, and its so warm from baking in his Bronco all day that Jake just sighs and melts into it.

So yeah, everybody just gets kind of used to seeing Jake wearing Bradley’s hoodies everywhere. His old college sports hoodies or Navy hoodies, all with BRADSHAW or ROOSTER written in block letters across his shoulders.

Maybe the sight drives Bradley a little bit crazy, even when they aren’t “together” together. Maybe seeing his name branding Jake as his own, seeing him a bit swamped in them because they’re slightly too big for him, starts a slow-burning smolder in his core that he doesn’t know exactly what to do with. Maybe his hands get sore from where they clench so hard to keep from reaching out to grab something that isn’t his (yet), even if its quite literally got his name on it. Maybe his eyes track that name bobbing and weaving in amongst the crowd, and he feels even hotter than he usually does, because that’s HIS name, HIS claim.

And maybe Jake can feel those eyes on him. Maybe he shivers just a little bit more noticeably when Roo is around, so Bradley will inevitably go and get a hoodie, and shoves it into his arms, because even chivalrous he’s got to be a little bit of a jackass, and now he’s got an excuse to wear that name on his body. Maybe it sends a thrill down his spine when people mistakenly call him “Bradshaw”.

Maybe it sends a thrill down Bradley’s spine when he hears that, too.

Maybe, when they’re all lying around together watching a movie, Jake sidles up to Bradley closer than he normally would “because you’re a freaking furnace and I’m cold, deal with it Bradshaw,” and Bradley “deals with it” by stealing an arm around his shoulders with a deep, put-upon sigh and the barest beginnings of a grin that he can’t seem to control.

And maybe the Daggers and the 86 boys roll their eyes (affectionately) at these two insufferable idiots who aren’t quite as subtle as they think they’re being.

^ “You’re warm and I’m cold. Shut up and cuddle me, Bradshaw.”

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that is all

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‘mutuals’ implies mutual affection. mutual respect. mutual perverse attraction to questionable things

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i feel like Mav is like the proudest dad in the world and talks about the Daggers all the time but rarely uses their actual names which often results in people thinking he has wayyy less kids then he actually does

like people will talk to him and he mentions his “darling baby boy, his oldest son, his baby bird” (Rooster) and tell stories about him and stuff, but he also tells stories about his “little spitfire, the troublemaker,” (Hangman) and somewhere along the way it gets misinterpreted that these are the same people

this happens with several of the daggers until everyone is a mixture of everyone and the only idenifiers are that sometimes Mav says his daughter instead of his son and general age range.

there’s probably a debate/bet between a lot of the people who have heard the stories but dont know who the Daggers are about how many kids Mav actually has

The general consensus is that he has 4, but guesses range anywhere between 3-9 (3 as the min because his oldest who is assumed to be boy, at least 1 girl, and a youngest boy. 9 because theres so many damn stories that theres no way its just three kids)

Mav also conviently forgets to mention that he didnt actually raise any of them but Bradley, leading to further confusion.

There isnt even any indication that he didnt raise them, because with the stories he tells, you can apply pretty much any age between 8-35 to them and it would still make decent sense.

This all comes to head in one of 2 ways

first one is a random officer or something noticing the picture of the whole squad on Mavs desk.

officer: Oh, what’s that, sir?

mav, absolutely beaming: oh! those are my kids!

officer: oh, thats so sweet! which ones are yours?

mav: all of them!!

officer: *shocked pikachu*

Or, alternatively, the scuttlebutt makes its way back to one of the daggers

another random officer: Oh hey, Fanboy, you’ve worked with Maverick, right?

Fanboy: yeah, why?

officer: do you know how many kids he has? we’re debating it

Fanboy: uh… none, i guess? i mean maybe 1 but Rooster isnt technically his kid

officer: okay ur either lying or insane

Fanboy: ?????

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“You’re so mature for your age” is always cap because I’ve been told this hundreds of times meanwhile I am a reckless maniac stuck in a state of perpetual adolescence…like objectively

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Just because we live together and have sex and share finances doesn't mean you can just call me