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Average Sisko speech: Want to talk about baseball? :)
Average Janeway speech: you know, normally I’m a pretty chill guy, but you’ve pissed me off, so I’m going to launch every single weapon I have at you and if you come any closer I’ll nuke us both
Average Archer speech: one time I saw a gazelle and that was really cool, just like how humans are cool. 9/11 will never happen as long as we have the human spirit
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im tired of people making fictional characters they dont like randomly homo/transphobic it's always way funnier when character who suck are inexplicably allies
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Different sentence structures and the vibes they can achieve
1. Short, choppy sentences
Excellent for creating tension, urgency, or drama because they speed up the pacing and convey intense emotion.
She said no. I didn’t listen. I should have.
2. Long, flowing sentences
These are great for descriptions, adding detail, and explanations. They can create an intellectual or reflective vibe—or even a dreamy one. You can also use them to evoke a sense of being overwhelmed. They slow the pacing, add complexity, and help build tension. But once you're in the thick of a tense moment, it's often better to switch back to short sentences to keep the energy up.
As the sun dipped behind the horizon, casting a golden sheen across the cracked pavement, she stood there, unsure of what she was waiting for—only that something, anything, had to change.
3. Fragmented sentences
These give off a casual, stylized, and emotional tone. They're perfect for internal monologue and mimicking the way we actually think or speak.
Not the way I planned. Not even close. But here we are.
4. Repetitive structure
They add drama, rhythm, and emotional intensity. It's a powerful stylistic tool that can drive a point home.
She wanted peace. She wanted quiet. She wanted to forget.
5. Inverted or unusual word order
If you're aiming for a formal, archaic, or poetic tone, this structure will get you there.
Gone was the light from his eyes.
6. Interruptions (em dashes or parentheses)
If you're going for a conversational, conflicted, or stream-of-consciousness vibe—even something humorous if used right—interruptions are your friend. They mimic how we speak and think in real time.
I was going to tell her—God, I really was—but I couldn’t.
7. Questions
Questions are fantastic for showing uncertainty, anxiety, or inner conflict. They can also give off a philosophical tone and invite reflection from both the character and the reader.
What if I never make it out? What if this is it?
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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"
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comment. comment je traduis "fuck it we ball"? besoin d'idées
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Hi my name is Cozier and this is my new song Take me to bed (I'm sleepy)
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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
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#Tumblr artists please please draw this as a vigilante superhero team#also tag yourself Im frog juggler
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Imagine this whole post in the TikTok text to speech voice.
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"WHAT PLATO SHOULD I READ!!!!!!" (A HANDY GUIDE) (not all are represented)
"I hate myself!" - The sophists
"I wish I had experienced sex at some point in my lifetime! Or perhaps recently!" - The Symposium
Alternatively: "I am experiencing a terrible insatiable pining and am on verge of tears!" - The Symposium
"I love it when someone's a slightly arrogant asshole!" - The Euthyphro
"It really bothers me when people ignore their friends!" - The Crito
"I've always thought about how nice soldiers look in their little outfits but I think they should train naked instead sometimes!" - The Laches
"I want to imagine a place that may or may not suck for everoyne involved!" - The Republic
"I imagine Socrates would have enjoyed oiling up young Athenian men with olive oil granted the chance!" - The Charmides
"I need to understand the concept of hotness so I can do it myself!" - The Phaedrus
"Does Socrates experience love, and if so, what does it look like?" - The Alcibiades I
"How do I know if I even have friends?" - The Lysis
"I'm not a Socrates fan :(" - The Phaedo
Alternatively: "I am a huge Socrates fan and would like to see him surrounded by friends, but I also take pleasure in crying!" - The Phaedo
"Socrates did nothing wrong!" - The Apology
"I love to know about murder mysteries!" - The Hipparchus
"I'm a math major!" - The Theatetus, The Timeus
"I understood AND enjoyed Hegel!" - The Parmenides
"I don't think it's possible for people to get better!" - The Protagoras
"I forget things often!" - The Meno
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comment. comment je traduis "fuck it we ball"? besoin d'idées
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There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
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“You just wrote your medieval fantasy setting to have medieval gender roles and homophobia and prejudice because you secretly fantasize about being able to be sexist and homophobic in a land with no PoC without any pushback! It’s fantasy, there’s dragons and wizards, it doesn’t have to have prejudice unless you, the writer, want it like that! In *my* D&D setting, there’s no sexism or homophobia, so that gay transgender women of all races can be holy knights fighting to protect the good kingdom from the endless hordes of the evil dark race that has threatened its borders for a thousand years!”
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Proposal for new fandom etiquette:
If you read a fic because it was linked/recced somewhere, you leave a comment saying "came from XXX" and that comment doesn't need to include anything else.
Because when all of a sudden there's a lot of activity on one particular fic I WANNA KNOW WHY!!!!!
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it's nice when they include a disclaimer that the documentation was AI generated but I am also going to assume that means it doesn't contain any useful information. Which *is* an increase in efficiency for both parties because the human-written documentation it's replacing was generally also not useful, and now they don't need to spend any time writing it just like I don't need to spend time reading it.
But maybe also we could just not have any documentation in those scenarios.
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