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Mood

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i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

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Pov ur lesbian and simp over buff women

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I'm so tired. Can a big strong lady pick me up and cradle me to sleep please.

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Careful ladies, when I ovulate I crave men like in a deep carnal way that only my fucked up biology can explain. But I know in my heart of hearts I crave women, love women and want nothing more than to be in love with one of God's most perfect creation, so I sit in my room staring at the wall until the horrors of the dark ones whisper in my ears that I am the booby inspector. It is my role, foretold by the ancient ones and to break that role would destroy the world and quite possibly the universe as we know it.

Other than that I'm pretty chill.

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Siouxse Sou and Chappel Roan are the next Elvira and Dolly Parton.

Iykyk

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uggghhhhh, I want to wriiiiiiiite, but I'm so tiiiiiiiired. 😭😭😭

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Chicago really got me feeling campy and gay.

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I hear by declare JK Rowling to be Moldemort!

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Women make me want to tare my face off and eat it (romantically)

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The character of the Trunchbull really is an indictment of 20th century LGBT rights in Britain when you think about it. She should have owned a downtown gay bar called The Iron Maiden and spent her time annihilating willowy femmes in her tastefully appointed upstairs apartment. But instead she taught schoolchildren. Alas.

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favorite breed of post

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my favorite old men goes and detects shit

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Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

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Prepare yourself.