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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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literally hilarious that the FNAF movie was purposefully Not That Scary because the target demo is young children because FNAF accidentally started the "mascot horror for kids" genre. so instead the movie has to be about hanging out with your good friends The FNAF Animatronics who do cute things like build a blanket fort and sing songs with you. and yes sometimes they try to kill you but only sometimes. and they won't hurt you anymore, okay?

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Okayyyyy latestage mimic is good. Im with markiplier on this the second half of this game is way better.

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Sorry I just remembered Vanessa was in the fnaf movie and I got really mad

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I’m so vulnerable to low-effort nostalgiabait but it’s inevitable in these long running franchises that are formulaic into obscurity. Like you recognize the only way for anything to improve is to break from the nostagiabait. But at the same time whenever they try something new and it sucks im like “man I wish this was just low effort nostalgiabait”.

It’s so fucking funny everytime a fnaf game is like “what’s that around the corner……THE LAYOUT OF THE RESTAURANT FROM FNAF 1!!!!!” I start losing my shit. It’s like seeing the saw bathroom.

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I actually kind of like the lore changes i don’t know that I fully understand what’s happening in this game but I always found the William & Henry as co-owners and stakeholders in Fazbear a bit stupid and contrived. Like okay you just happen to love murdering children with robots and also owning a giant entertainment mega conglomerate. And your best friend is so good at building robots. Sure. I guess that’s all….still true but somehow it’s a bit thematically stronger to have them be stealing from + strong arming ANOTHER wacky inventor type like the whole thing is rotten from the beginning.

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It’s so fucking funny everytime a fnaf game is like “what’s that around the corner……THE LAYOUT OF THE RESTAURANT FROM FNAF 1!!!!!” I start losing my shit. It’s like seeing the saw bathroom.

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cutie......i like how the animatronics in this game look like mascot suits because it's cute..........even though it doesn't make sense........

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It Is As If You Were Making Love is a bizarre little game in which you move your computer’s slider to bring it to climax (after all those visits to PronHub it’s probably the least you can do for your computer!)

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That one mutual who likes all your personal posts

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speaking of the undertale translation i was DELIGHTED to find out sans is essentially also a sexyman in the japanese fandom so when the official game translation came out and sans used an "uncool" first person pronoun (the rustic 'oira') instead of the "cool" first person pronoun he used in the fan translation ('ore') there was mass controversy and it trended on twitter

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watches a six minute long porn video frowning deeply chin resting on my hand occassionally going hmmmm or jotting down a note. video ends I sigh take off my glasses rub my face. well. what do you even want me to say? it was derivative - even an amateur like yourself must see that.would I call it art? of course I would. a grim reminder that art mustn't necessarily hold any value or vision.

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Something about a decade-old school dance that never was 🎶

plus song accompaniments if you’re a wooby: [1] [2]

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DJ Clumsy dropped the beat wrong by accident