aged 29 || any/all pronouns || "older brother summer" participant, blood donor, horror-liker, and big Jesus fan. || do you wanna come to my house so i can talk about robert wadlow and we watch the exorcist and eat ham sandwiches with a pickle and drink beer?
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josie packard x laura palmer parallels
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#regret to inform you all that i am about to become a hockey guy#ive been watching stanley cup playoffs highlights
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hit me like a speeding motorcycle
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reblog and add ur opinion about:
cucumber/watermelon
bananas
pineapple on pizza
avocado
sparkling water
marmite/vegemite
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
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I’m so ill about him…gotta practice drawing his face more
#babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy#collins#special big sexy tag#CAN WE GET HIM A HOT COCOA???????#CAN WE GET HIM A HOT COCOA AND SOME SNUGGLE TIME WITH GOODSIR PLEASE????
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been thinking about a guy i just made up in my head. he's an alien who looks passable enough as a human and he's pretty desperate to actually assimilate into the human race. he's super close but a little bit off. this morning he said, "UGH take this AWAY from me" like how a woman would about a donut but he was talking about a roll of aluminum foil
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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'
#i am so intrigued by what the hell this could possibly mean#i know what California sober is#but what is portland monogamous????????
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In 1670 a guy kills someone with an axe in a duel and, splattered with blood, gets so hard he almost passes out. Reminds me of some of you on here. 🫡
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so ive started doing this thing i call white boy wednesday where every wednesday i watch a movie starring a fucked up little white boy. so for example last week the movie was blue velvet starring kyle maclachlan this week the movie is dune 1984 starring kyle maclachlan next week the movie is going to be the entirety of twin peaks starring kyle maclachlan. if anyone can think of any other fucked up little white boys please let me know i am running out of ideas
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Fuck personality quizzes who do you think of when I say Neil
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TWWWWIIIIIIIIIINNNN PEEEAAAAAAAKKKKSSSSS [vomits everywhere]
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it sucks being a jopzier fan who isn’t into piss because they are and mid coitus they look up at you from the word doc like hey man. what now.
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I am so into girls tonight. Like all types of girls: big girls, muscular girls, t girls, tiny girls, butch girls, good girls, mean girls, you know? I am like a creep tipping my imaginary hat and be like m’lady let me crawl in my fours for you
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i love funny poses in office aus
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