14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat
14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat
Welp I'm cooked
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My title changes constantly but normally my url doesn't (exept that when I started this account there were only 13 opossums)Minor, xe/they/she you can refer to me with anything (dude, sis...) but I prefer neutral termsI swear like a sailor so uh be warned igAlso I'm french, timezone stuff yadda yadda I'm six hours in the future for america eastern timeheader from in stars and time go play it it's peak and you'll cry✩°。⋆.˚⭒⟡₊⊹...............✦...............⊹₊⟡⭒˚.⋆。°✩
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What
Who the crab slaps people with a-
[Gasp] NONONNONONOO
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Fish slap pt two caught by yours truly
Reblog to throw this catfish at your moots
The following tagged have been hit by a catfish. What are you gonna do about it?
@zerukye @somemismatchedsocks @r0mali3 @fluteybassoon @shinystealingbirb @mellow-lynx @rosiecottonsstuff @kurenaishusupremacy @greyvear @no-one-even-exists @roombob-again @emperor-forneus @echoingvoids @mother-spore-missa @moonsau @blueberryscones30 @plutoniumplanet @yourfavvvintj man i wish they told u ur mutuals cuz im so forgetful
(This is @ilovefreedelahoya side account in case some of u guys are like “WHO IS THIS RANDOM PERSON TAGGING ME?!?”)
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TIME TO BE JOLLY
one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again
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it's the 26 for me but I'll ignore that YURI DAYYY
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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
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OWIE MY FACE
@anxiousposting @onesingularbraincell @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow @spaghettihell @aroace-not-arokay (lol a few of y'all have been fish slapped twice) @thatoneartist-inthecorner @seven-oh-four @stuck-in-a-forest @totally-cis-offical @saltycatgirl @thedamsolangelofan
Fun fact there's an old french comic series (about britain so only formally french these guys are weird and independent) where everyone randomly starts battles and hit people with fish. It's one of the most popular old french comics
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Fish slap pt two caught by yours truly
Reblog to throw this catfish at your moots
The following tagged have been hit by a catfish. What are you gonna do about it?
@zerukye @somemismatchedsocks @r0mali3 @fluteybassoon @shinystealingbirb @mellow-lynx @rosiecottonsstuff @kurenaishusupremacy @greyvear @no-one-even-exists @roombob-again @emperor-forneus @echoingvoids @mother-spore-missa @moonsau @blueberryscones30 @plutoniumplanet @yourfavvvintj man i wish they told u ur mutuals cuz im so forgetful
(This is @ilovefreedelahoya side account in case some of u guys are like “WHO IS THIS RANDOM PERSON TAGGING ME?!?”)
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
@frooglet wtf ? In five minutes ?!?
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Critterrrrrrs
fuck it we ball (skirt time)
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not gonna tag anyone cause I'm tried so open tags
I was bored so I went on Picrew
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I think she's very cute :3
Wanna make one yourself?
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14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat · 10 hours ago
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Of course GLaDOS will win she's just that powerful
And I love her
BUT
Hear me out : Mettaton won't win just please vote for him he deserves more votes
Anygays there's no wrong choice here.. Wait no both are wrong actually, because you choose between them when they're both equal in their amazingness
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14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat · 10 hours ago
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mutuals you know what to do
So I've been working on a little story at night, like a page or two a night.
I've rewritten it like 4 times and I think I'm happy with how It's going currently.
I don't think it's great, there are tons of people who could write it better then me.
However, if this post gets, let's say 1000 notes I'll make the google doc public and let you guys read it.
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14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat · 11 hours ago
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Reblogging this again because Nina's losing and she shouldn't
Have you seen her 💔 (tw for sort of body horror but not gore)
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My poor girl, she deserves a hug so much
Round 5
Most in Need of a Hug Bracket
Who is Most in Need of a Hug?
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Vote and reblog to support your favorite!
Propaganda below the cut
Layton:
He has seen his best friend die and the love of his life died before he could tell her.
Layton has the unfortunate curse of loosing loved ones about every ten years. He lost his family and it was so bad his mind blocked the event out, his best friend literally slipped from his fingers as a teen and it traumatized him, his girlfriend died in an explosion that was caused by her coworker, he spent eight years alone after that, and then he was blamed for his friends death, had several near death experiences, lost MORE family, has been drugged twice and had to fight multiple giant machines trying to kill him. The man has such bad touch starvation he can barely return hugs from the people he loves most, HE NEEDS MORE HUGS! And a therapist.
Nina:
Earns the award for having the worst dad ever
She was experimented on by her father, who turned her into a chimera by fusing her and her dog. Father who did the same thing to her mother two years ago. And for what ? For science ? Mostly to keep his status as a state alchemist. The worst of all is, even after all this, Nina still loved her father. She was pained to see him being beat up for doing that to her, and she cried when he was murdered in front of her, not understanding that he was a horrible person (she was just a child after all). She was killed right after, but it's not even the worst thing to happen to her because she could never have turned back into a human.
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14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat · 11 hours ago
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LMAO I KNEW IT
[evil laughter] I just stalk you
So I heard u never got anon hate b4...
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Let's keep it that way.
Ur coolio :D
Aww ty !
Btw @frooglet I know that's you =)
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14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat · 12 hours ago
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Heres a pipe bomb! :)
*there's a button on the bomb that says "Push Here!"*
*other than that it's seems to be inactive*
Oooo better press that button
NOOOOOOOh wait it's not activated
In my pipebomb collection you go
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14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat · 12 hours ago
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Wait what
What other mutuals do I have who talk like writers and in whatever-the-word-is-it's-close-to-slang at the same time, and use a lot of suspension points (unless it's not a mutual)
Huh
So I heard u never got anon hate b4...
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Let's keep it that way.
Ur coolio :D
Aww ty !
Btw @frooglet I know that's you =)
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14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat · 13 hours ago
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I just hope at least some ppl get the reference because some of these emojis look like shit
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14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat · 13 hours ago
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yellow is my favorite color :D
So cool ::)
it's super rare for some reason, I rarely even see people listing it as a possible favorite color... what can I say we're shiny pokemons
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14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat · 13 hours ago
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Bestie r u cooked?
I'm so cooked
Forrr uh a few reasons ]: )
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14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat · 13 hours ago
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So I heard u never got anon hate b4...
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Let's keep it that way.
Ur coolio :D
Aww ty !
Btw @frooglet I know that's you =)
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14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat · 13 hours ago
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Oops I started to browse the tumbl and forgot I had pipebombs asks
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