1997berserk

[1997berserk]

it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity

[1997berserk]

my mutuals could be like i can only get hard if i think about the car crash that killed princess diana and i’d be like ok mama!!!! carry on!!!

[1997berserk]

its extremely important to read widely and deeply in a variety of genres. read obscure self published shit that only 4 people have read. read culturally relevant works of literature that have helped shape the canon. read horror. read women's lit. read historical fiction and comedies and nonfiction and hentai and poetry and science fiction and fantasy and mysteries and romance and good things and bad things and things u hate and things you love and things you COULD like if only the author changed x y and z and things which are beautiful but not meant for you.

doing all of this reading will lay a groundwork of rich complexity in your heart. so that you can write really good porn

[1997berserk]

[1997berserk]

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

[1997berserk]

but my chef WAS whining because I'm not foodrunning tmr and I was like. I LITERALLY FIGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO ONLY FOODRUN CAN YOU NOT EXERCISE YOUR EXEC CHEF PRIVILEGES OR SMTH THIS IS A MILLION DOLLAR REVENUE FINE DINING ESTABLISHMENTTTT

[1997berserk]

had an UNPRECEDENTEDLY good day I was supposed to have 2 days off in a row after working 6 day weeks for a while and I picked up my friend's barback shift which I lk hate and then finessed a trade to get to food run (favorite even tho I had to train a new girl) and everything went like. honestly so okay even my work bff who had to host wasnt actively suicidal and the kitchen ran great etc

[1997berserk]

99% of alarm snoozers stop hitting snooze before reaching full restfulness. NEVER stop trying to get five to fifteen minute increments of sleep yhis next one will make you feel well rested in a way youve never been in your entire life i promise 🙏

[1997berserk]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[1997berserk]

[1997berserk]

can't get into my priv twt on my new phone to suicidebait at the bar my life is so hard

[1997berserk]

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

[1997berserk]

hatred that morphs to obsession that morphs to devotion. is this anything

[1997berserk]

library classification labels

[1997berserk]

just heard the craziest senses fail - bite to break skin remix in a 16 year old death note amv while wearing sensory bass headphones and I must say. i have perfectly recreated the experience of being in your high school girlfriend's shitbox car with no air conditioning that she was later kind of racist about while the blown out aftermarket speakers make your entire body shake so violently you feel like the car is running over an IED when you're playing warped tour setlists in the mcdonalds drive thru at 9am

[1997berserk]

"Vacation in Khabarovsk" by Aleksandr Yepifantsev (1990)

[1997berserk]

sucks that gabey baby is a hack because god I do love a good midtown moment