#booooo

[ekko-idk]

Using ChatGPT to solve all your problems is like cheating in a race. Only, you don't get on a bicycle, or a motorcycle, or even a self driving car, it's more like teleporting straight to the finish line. Sure, it's convinient and you got there faster than anyone, but you have no idea how you got there, you don't know how the road went or how long it was, you don't know the good and the bad of running alongside everyone, all you feel is mild satisfaction that dissappears within seconds. But you won, so you keep doing it, every time you need to run a race, you teleport, every single time. Until eventually, you forget how to run altogether.

[survivalove]

as someone who’s not really into romance *stares at ship list* it says something that i watched the entirety of season 1 in 2021 and did not gaf about mel and jayce (together) just to get it immediately when season 2 started lmaoooo

so i decided to look back at season 1 cuz i feel like i may have missed some stuff and the scenes that stand out to me the most are actually the ones with ambessa:

when i first saw this i remember thinking girl why are you trying to seduce your daughter’s man hello? also the fact that ambessa is the first one in canon to acknowledge mel’s feelings for jayce despite being so far removed from her life at this point. at first i thought it was just her way of intimidating him to get him flustered and i still think that’s what it was but,

in the next scene involving ambessa and a meljay mention, mel is the one who gives ambessa the reaction she wanted… from jayce. so much so that ambessa scolds her for it. “i taught you better”, as if mel fell for the bait she uses on most of their enemies. or maybe the bait she once fell for. (also can we talk about the growl when mel says jayce… can we talk about itttt)

all that to say as the mel pilled truther that i am, i think these are the most impactful scenes when it comes to showing mel’s love for jayce. since jayce is more outwardly affectionate, it strengthens this whole “she manipulated him/never loved him” narrative i keep seeing (and no, idc if you’re not seeing people say those things because i am!!), when i personally think this one scene is a lot more impactful than anything from his side.

bonus:

this scene has also given me a lot of pause. mel having a visceral nightmare about her mother and her home and they make sure to show us her waking up next to him. for what? and that look.

like what was that about? i still don’t really know what to make of it but it reminds me of her seeing his face when she’s in the void in season 2. like did she feel guilty for pursuing him? is she mad at herself for caring about someone for the first time since she was banished? did she think she put him in danger being with her knowing how her mother gets? it triggers curiosity.

[missowo]

bro what

[a-goose-on-mars]

scrolling thru tumblr:

joel miller smut

joel miller smut

pedro pascal is hot

joel miller smut

naked woman

america sucks

joel miller smut

[hugevanserrass]

I feel like the entire concept of a ruler having an army made up of people who hate them and don't share their values is kinda...counterproductive, at best. like doesn't rhys know that people are more likely to fight to protect the things they care about? what do the Illyrians gain by fighting in his wars, aside from the right to keep their lives assuming they don't die in battle? it's not like they get a say in whether or not they become warriors. and yeah yeah they are a "warrior race" and I know this is all due to sjm's lazy writing but I just cannot help but lament how many missed opportunities there are in regard to the Illyrians and their dynamic with rhysand/the night court in general. could've been so interesting.

[woopssorrybuddy]

deltarune ocs do not steal

[jhomop]

Can I even keep saying I hate Pursuer anymore

I HATE HIM EVERYBODY BOO HIM

BOOO BANANA PEEL BANANA PEEL

[machine-saint]

aren’t all AIs extremely biased though? some of the largest ones contain billions of them!

>:|

[horror-dykes-blog]

Fear Street: Prom Queen Mood Board

[marzipanandminutiae]

When you actually really like your job and you have to call out sick

Argh

[remnantglow]

noooo the republishing of the trans cyberpunk(ish) erotica book from the 90s thats not even good and no one but me is looking forward to got moved from june to september 😢😢😢

[hyunfelix]

TAESAN in 'NICE GUY' MV

[goodboytown]

under the cut is a collection of rift apart headcanons because... i vomited them all over my twitter, and i need a place to store them properly. thank you especially to the two ✌️ porn bots for liking my tweets

a prelude to one of my unfinished RAC stories came to me in a dream last night, and it made me want to impart all the thoughts i've never shared. so im gonna post some RAC rift apart headcanons in a disorderly manner. please ignore me or praise my big brain, either way

captain quantum was originally a politician, and had previously served as galactic president (like captain qwark did). quantum ran against a robot with the designation NF-9661 who'd later be known as emperor nefarious. NF-9661 won against quantum due to electoral fraud, which quantum unwillingly played a part in. quantum formed the resistance a few years later when nefarious' presidential term morphed into a dictatorship. it was only when he joined the pirates on ardolis that he became "captain" quantum

rivet was born a year or two before the emperor’s come-to-power, and never got to experience (or at least remember) life before the empire. rivet worked with the morts (or moreso helped where she could) at the gelatonium factory from the age of 12, and became a gelatonium delivery driver at 16. rivet had heard of the resistance as a child, and pledged to join when she was old enough. she joined the resistance quite young at the age of 18, and lost her arm early into her integration at 20. i like to think that rivet is around 28 during the events of RA.

RA mentions that nefarious city was constructed ten years prior to the game, but, to me, it doesn’t necessarily mean that corson v’s subjugation was the beginning of the emperor’s reign. i think he gained control of the system many years prior, and lasted a good twenty-something years as emperor all up.

it makes sense that the emperor’s backstory would mirror dr nefarious’ where he was originally an organic lifeform… but i often like to take the road less traveled 

without going into too much detail (to keep things vague and mysterious incase i use this in a story) the emperor was originally born as a service robot. by service i mean he was a robot designed to do a specific (mundane) job. he looked exactly like the other robots in his assembly line. think “mr klink” from the RAC comics. it was only until later when he became emperor that he was able to undergo major modifications to make him appear as he does in RA

emperor nefarious’ assistant (F-44) was originally the assistant to the CEO that owned the company that manufactured the service robots until he mysteriously died...

i don’t have any theories about how rivet came to be, or about her parents, etc. because i feel (or rather hope) that we’ll get that info in the next game haha (fingies crossed) 

i’ll happily sit here and make shit up about the emperor’s past because he’s gone, and i doubt we’ll get to hear about his backstory… and ya know what, if we do, i’m… i’ll print out this tweet and eat it

that was a threat. less to insomniac and more to my delicate gut flora

[bruisedboys]

are you bi?

-anon.

nope! very straight, I unfortunately like men 😔

[alaskan-wallflower]

“maybe you’d be best without me” DARRY STFU

[biteofcherry]

Classes all weekend 😩