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I am in fact rereading Painted In Shrouds. Again.

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Bill and Ted lookin ass mfs <3 they’d definitely dress up as them for Halloween one year

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Thinking about the time my moms bf heard me complain about my pants falling down and me not having a belt so he went “hold up I got zip ties in my truck” and he legit zip tied my jeans. You know who in South Park would do something like that? Uncle Jimbo. And I’m putting that in the TWITR threequel

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I fear I may have Icarus’ed too hard w the style yuri bc I do in fact have a crush on ballet company doctor Stacey why did I give her the tattoos and incredible bedside manner

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NINA PLEASE UNDIVORCE UR STYLE 😭

great suggestion, baby!

unfortunately…

Yo Mama

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HOLY SHIT YALL!!!!!!! I just realized it’s my ao3 anniversary what the FUCK?!?!

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Alright who in South Park is this. GO!

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Ridiculous obscure OJV headcanon:

Kyle (freshman year yeeting disorder recovery era) logging that he “vanquished a quesadilla” into the Recovery Record app and his therapist being all “… so you ate a quesadilla is what you’re saying, that’s great but can we use more direct terminology” lmfaoooo and he 100% phrased it like that bc he had FaceTimed Stan for meal support and when he held up the crumpled wrapper his fantasy dork best friend went “HELL YEAH DUDE YOU DEFEATED IT” bc Stan may not get it but he knows his sbf was seeing that shit as a foe to be battled, like it’s not just a tortilla with cheese. These two losers I adore them.

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Nina, how did Stan figure out Kyle liked him?

ohhhhhh my goddd.

so, i’m still kind of taking a break, but this is sort of a low maintenance ask i can answer quickly

— and it’s cute. c’:

alllllright, so basically after they started secret dating, jerseykyle, having an ego the size of jupiter, was like “…how d’ya even figure out i liked you?” because he thought he was being soooo fkn slick.

he was not, btw. like when have you ever seen kyle GLUED TO HIS PHONE??? and not only that, but this man was sending ‘Haha’ TO STANS LAME ASS MEMES. like are you JOKING??? literally when has jersey ever sent HAHA in his goddamn LIFE????

anyways, stan shrugged n said “well, it was easy…

— you blush everytime i look at you.” ;)

aND JERSEKYLE WAS AGHAAAAST. he was like “I. Do. NAUGHT.” and i shit u not when style gently guided his chin towards him because he looked away to meet his eyes, the way that blush spread over his nose and cheeks and all the way up his ears. UNSERIOUS! SIMP!

to which ravenstan, feeling very victorious indeed, whipped out his compact mirror ( yes, he does actually carry one around bc he be doing his hot boy guylinea ) was like “see?” SO JERSEY KYLE COULD SEE HIS RED ASS MO’FUCKIN FACE. and kyle, extremely humbled, was like “pfpfppftttt!!! l-listen! I HAVE ROSECEA!!!” he was stutterin, that man never stutters. ravenstan nation.

speaking of ravenstan nation, he did in fact do the stupid stan laugh and one dimple smile at him and bop him on the nose and go “aw, that’s so cute.” <3 AND KYLEEEEE OH MY GOD THAT PLACE WHERE STAN TAPPED HIS NOSE WAS SOOOO RED HELPPPPP.

anyways…my sons.

-uncle nina, proud mom

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Aaaand we’re back again with another playlist!!

This time I’m dropping Kyle’s, who I had the hardest time narrowing down to only 15 songs.

I will once again remind you all that these aren’t necessarily songs I think he would listen to (we all know Kyle love The Cure and mama, I just cannot be that goth I’m sorry I’m a poser), but rather songs I listen to in order to get in the mood to write for him.

Enjoy!

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TW for blood

Stayed up way too late drawing my boys & am too tired to think of a caption rn, but wanted to post anyway ✌️

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small doodle/sketch/things i don’t want to post on their own dump. it’s all stenny. soz not soz.

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shhh he’s invested

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kenjorine but they are t4t girlfriends

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BUNNY DADS!!!!

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I'm posting isopod Stan everywhere bc I like him (

you'll be seeing him curl up and cry under a rock,

if u lift the rock he'll escape leaving trails of tears behind_(:зゝ∠)_

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stan and kyle are like. people already think those two are homosexual for each other. when they finally ACTUALLY get together ppl are like "you werent already dating?" like come ON. lmao