2-shitposting-strawberries
2-shitposting-strawberries
We Consume Hats
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A shitpost blog about strawberry and wild strawberry. ask them away!
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It’s love your local strawberry day. (I totes did not just make that up)
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"Damm straight it is!"
-Sorry I am way late, this mod started a new job and boy has it got me beat, I just got relaxed and I got work soon already. Lol, adulthood.
-Mod Gingersnap
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Are you guys related in anyway??? 🍓🍓
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"Good question, we kind of are. Reason we are together and I am very protective of her."
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Jeez Strawberry, what size is that hoodie of yours? XXXXL? The thing goes past your kneecaps…
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"Now now, anon.. If it was that big it would be more than just long, some hoodies are special made that way and they're more comfortable."
"I mean, I got a normal hoodie and BLACK pants, that's hot as Hell. She is cute and profiling it cutely."
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Strawberry why dont you wear pants
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“I wear shorts dummy!”
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Hey, uh, Wild? Strawberry doesn’t look too good… I think she came down with “Embarrassed Love Shock Syndrome”, could you kindly come and pick her up before something happens to her? Thank you in advance, and have a nice day.
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"Sure thing, pal. I got yours and her back."
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Strawberry can I hold your hand???
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Sorry she dead
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I have not drawn in like.. FOREVER, but I feel the same.
I tried and couldn't, I seen this one at last break of work.
I faaaiiillleed. Anon, both Orea and Gingersnap apologizes..
Ever tried swapping places for a day? you know switch clothes and lollipops and see if anyone notices?
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IM GONNA CRY I LOVE THIS ASK SO MUCH BUT AT THE SAME TIME I HATE IT
DO YOU THINK IM THE MASTER OF EDITING TO YOU?
MY ARM GOT SORE FROM TRYING SJJWJDJWJDNWBDNWS
I’m gonna cry
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Ever tried swapping places for a day? you know switch clothes and lollipops and see if anyone notices?
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IM GONNA CRY I LOVE THIS ASK SO MUCH BUT AT THE SAME TIME I HATE IT
DO YOU THINK IM THE MASTER OF EDITING TO YOU?
MY ARM GOT SORE FROM TRYING SJJWJDJWJDNWBDNWS
I’m gonna cry
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Why do you guys eat hats?
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“F i b e r”
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*kisses Strawberry on the cheek* A little bit of love for the original cutie, too..~
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Babey!!
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I don’t know, I’ve yet to unlock you as a unit yet… sorry :(
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"Honestly, my mod doesn't have me either but their mother does. Mod has watched her play with me so she wants me badly, I mean.. Who doesn't?~"
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How much do those lollipops that you two carry around all day weigh?
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"Well, I never exactly every weighed it, but you know mine is pretty heavy but after so long of carrying it around I'm used it."
"Why do you think I drop those Jelly Walkers like I drop the beat? Not sure how heavy Strawberry's is, though."
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Strawberry, can you UwU for me?
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Eh, happens to the best of us, Wild. Did… did I go too far back there, Wild? Was the kiss… a bit too much? Was that a bit much during that whole exchange? Good god, now I’m the embarrassed one here… how the tides have turned…
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"Nah! It wasn't, I was just surprised and well, not like anyone has kissed me before even on the cheek. How cute though, now you seem to be the embarrassed one."
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Y’know Wild… your name really doesn’t seem to suite you right now… you’re… sweeter, to say the least, than what your name implies… not like I’m complaining, you sweet Wildberry you..~
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"Hey, hey. Everyone has a soft side, even us tough ones. I'm not used to affection, so I may get flustered easily every now and then."
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If Wildberry gets a kiss then so does Strawberry! :3
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“Nooooooo!”
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Okay Google, how to marry strawberry cookie
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“Oh jeez-“
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