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Bunelope Fluffington Sticker concept

/)/) ( . .) ( づ♡ Kofi commission for @hexadecimal00

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[TOP 10 MOMENTS BEFORE DISASTER]

@conejita-canelita

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Omg polin scene leaked

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Whatever Colin did to get bitten, it's probably deserved, I'm on her side

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Colin Barkerton and Lady Whiskerdown, my beloveds

@quotergirl19 suggested that name for Colin a while ago and I'm still in love with it

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aggie now has a whole google drive link full of her mom's old photos🫶

ps. will be posting more of my old polin oneshot socmed aus here💗 this is a new one so any future smaus can be a bit awkward and im sorry in advance for the big ass font size fkskspakspw i have shitty eyesight🤣✌️ for now enjoy🫶 u can find me on tiktok or twitter to read more of these actually💗 @ruinedbypolin

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agatha bridgerton posted an old pic of her mom🫶

a oneshot socmed au ˑ . ˚◞♡

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Since I am obsessed with the Modiste Bitch Fight kiss, I had a funny thought after rewatching that again.

Fanfic writers, hear me out:

What if, whenever Colin and Pen fight, Pen only needs to shout “I love you!” to end any fight?

At first, it was by accident. Pen says it out of frustration on where the fight was going.

Second time, Pen starts to form a theory in her head after accidentally doing it again.

Third time, she does it on purpose.

Colin takes a while to pick up the pattern because he is just soooo turned on by Pen’s love declaration every time. Something like a Pavlov effect.

Then, after catching on, Colin always tries to stop Pen from saying it.

(Because my goodness, look at that kiss 🫣🫣🫣)

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Edit this to state that it is Show!Colin that is the reason.

I watched Sammy Bates’s review of the book - https://youtu.be/cB_bu8T4p4A?si=YRKa6BUcOmu3zFP3 - and I very much prefer Soft boy Show!Colin who is unsure of Penelope’s feelings for him, who remembers how they met, who never was angry during their first kiss, and a lot more!

The list fictional men who are the reason I will never get married because they set the standard too high (in order of when I discovered them):

1. Mr. Darcy

2. Peeta Mellark

3. Jamie Fraser

AAAANNND THE NEWEST TO THE LIST

4. Show!Colin Bridgerton

(I realized that all these men are written by women 😭)

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Ok ok.

I know we all hate Colin’s wig. We wish it never happened. We wish it never ruined the market scenes and the big tree awkward Polin scene.

But!

Have you ever thought to just be thankful they did not reshoot the first kiss scene? Or the carriage scene? The mirror scene? Imagine the modiste scene with that atrocious wig!

So now, let us all stop whining about the wig scenes and be thankful about which scenes got reshot instead 😂🤣😂🤣

(This thought is making me shiver 🥶. I cannot even! We would have missed out on all of these!)

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Ok, here is my take on Sulking Colin in the morning after their wedding:

He was not being a Drama King.

Colin was waiting for Pen to wake up and let her know he will be leaving for the day and where he was going. He did not want her to wake up without him letting her know, lest she think he finaly left her.

He might be sulking and angry, but he wanted Pen to know he is still there 🥺

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The list of fictional men who are the reason I will never get married because they set the standard too high (in order of when I discovered them):

1. Mr. Darcy

2. Peeta Mellark

3. Jamie Fraser

AAAANNND THE NEWEST TO THE LIST

4. Show!Colin Bridgerton

(I realized that all these men are written by women 😭)

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Ok, since I miss Polin so much, I have been re-watching Luke and Nic’s interviews.

Netflix, Shondaland, can I request that Luke and Nic be the front runner for press tours for Season 4 as well? 🥺👉👈👉👈

Even if the leads are Benophie or Philoise, can we pretty please get our 2 unhinged dorks to do the press tours for Season 4?

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I DISAGREE WITH ALL OF YOU!

The best line of Bridgerton Season 3 is…

“I think of you as the family pet.”

Hyacinth, you are a star! I wish my sibs and I are younger so I could have used that line!

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Lady Whistledown’s papers are 3-fold sheets that look to be full of text.

And we only get to hear, what, 5 sentences each time?

What is the gossip for the remainder of the pages?

I want to know. I DEMAND TO KNOW!

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Everyone loves Albion Finch as the best brother-in-law.

But we need to give credit to the Dankworths for their adoration of Pen during the wedding. Prudence had her lines.

BUT I WISH NETFLIX GAVE HARRY DANKWORTH MORE SCREEN TIME DURING THE WEDDING!

During his 0.000000000001 second screen time in the church, the look of adoration he gives is what the emoji 🥺 means!

(I still do not know how to take screenshots!!)