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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch

Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!

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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

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stuff like this is awesome! it’s a great way to help a charity and let people know your tattoo shop is trans friendly! and a fuck you to jk rowling of course.

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hold on something just happened

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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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person in fandom: eeeyikes!!! i hope im writing this character in this short little fanfic right >_< eeekkk what if my takes on my meta are all wrong and everyone will Kill me!!

guy in professional comic industry: okay lets mischaracterize every single character that appears in this comic for 50 or so issues

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disabled people who do not directly "contribute" to society and need large amounts of care and resources to survive deserve not only to survive but to have comfort, stability, and fun within their lives while they do. no compromises.

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this guy really always had something to say about almost everything and nearly all of it is still completely relevant almost 200 years later. fascinating stuff.

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

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Some time ago I saw a post about a hypothetical TLT adaptation that would be filled with old meme references where Harrow opens one of her necromancy tomes and it's just loss and this has been sitting in my sketchbook for weeks. Pls enjoy

The skull design was totally made up, I was having fun with a gel pen. The diagram also means nothing.

The text is in a fictional alphabet I found by searching "fake alphabet". It reads:

Left page, top left corner: "omg Gideon I love you so much!!"

Right page, top right corner: "LOSS"

Right page, huge block of text: "We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn’t get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you-"

Left page, across the top: "ujustgotrickrolled"

Left page, squiggle on the bottom right corner: "spooky scary"

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn