old man enthusiast, villainfucker i hope u like dragon age!
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Bucky Barnes + Knives
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i found some ai slop 'inspirational quote' that had been attributed to rob (he'd never said it). so i edited it to make it say some real rob quotes





and here's the original and a blank:


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Hearing Basira, Georgie and Melanie talk about Jon like an old friend and have sympathy for his situation and circumstances is SO sweet don't get me wrong, but it's also hysterical because I know for a fact if that man were to ever show his face in the Archives Universe again Melanie would still try to beat him to death with a stick
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A couple of handsome men on a cute little date on the golden saucer❤️
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youll go to restaurants with your friends of 10 years and accidentally stay until closing because youre so engrossed in one another, then wonder why societal expectations say you wont be happy until you find someone to be "more" than "just" friends with. maybe someday i'll find The One, but if you think im letting small talk with tinder dates get in the way of slipping back into hearts and minds that grew alongside mine until we were all us-shaped? well then. youre just another person who doesnt get me at all
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you're my parachute, open up, open up to me (x)
(click for hi res!)
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I don't know what paddington is doing on that list, but it made me think of the time someone drew a picture of the queen with paddington after she died, and we had scores of people losing their minds at the idea that paddington bear wasn't the same kind of communist as them
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[fic] Thrown into the Dark
Title: Thrown into the Dark
Fandom: MCU
Ship: Sam Wilson/Bucky Barnes
Tags: Explicit, Omegaverse, Omega Bucky - Freeform, Beta Sam, Mpreg, Childbirth, Bedsharing, Adapting to new disability, Hurt/Comfort, Wingfic, Additional Warnings In Author's Note
Summary: Sam and Bucky head out on a routine mission to clean up at an old HYDRA base. Of course, nothing is as simple as they planned.
a/n: written for my friend in Hurt/Comfort Exchange 2025! 31,875 words. Additional warnings are below the cut:
- Wing injuries including amputation and cauterisation
- Discussion of past wing amputation
- HYDRA-related breeding trauma
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A lot of people around me are having kids and every day it becomes more apparent that hitting your children to punish them is insane because literally everything can be a horrible punishment in their eyes if you frame it as such.
Like, one family makes their toddler sit on the stairs for three minutes when he hits his brother or whatever. The stairs are well lit and he can see his family the whole time, he’s just not allowed to get up and leave the stairs or the timer starts over. He fucking hates it just because it’s framed as a punishment.
Another family use a baseball cap. It’s just a plain blue cap with nothing on it. When their toddler needs discipline he gets a timeout on a chair and has to put the cap on. When they’re out and about he just has to wear the cap but it gets the same reaction. Nobody around them can tell he’s being punished because it’s in no way an embarrassing cap, but HE knows and just the threat of having to wear it is enough.
And there isn’t the same contempt afterwards I’ve seen with kids whose parents hit them. One time the kid swung a stick at my dog, his mother immediately made him sit on the stairs, he screamed but stayed put, then he came over to my dog and gently said “Sorry Ellie” and went back to playing like nothing happened, but this time without swinging sticks at the nearby animals.
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RESIDENT EVIL 4 (2023)
Prostrate yourselves! This is our Holy Body. Our divine providence! And soon… such a profound blessing for all… Las plagas!
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I literally heard myself wheeze at one point reading these. 😂









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Just updated my Ao3 profile and realised it’s old enough to legally drive in the US. 😂
Got it in March 2010 and the user ID is four digits long.
Reblog with when you got your Ao3 account and how long your user ID is.
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Metal tango/kreon week 2025 day 1: Vices
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Happy birthday, David Mitchell 🎂 Born on this day, the 14th of July, 1974.
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Final Fantasy VII Remake | ▶ dev. Square Enix
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